After the TPC meeting in 2013, I made a few tongue-in-cheek notes that may be of interest to those submitting MobiSys papers.

 -- David Kotz, 2013

Lots of people submit papers to MobiSys, but only a few can be presented at the conference. How can you ensure that your paper is among those rejected, so you don’t have to bother preparing all those slides? Few people know these time-honored tips and tricks, which if carefully followed will ensure that your paper will be rejected by the MobiSys program committee.

There you have it: quick and easy guidelines that will ensure that MobiSys will reject your paper, too!