(92643,9630,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170217),(92643,5561,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170906),(74568,1056,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170615),(85712,7364,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170315),(85712,9681,'government at all.\n',20180310),(34728,2075,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170703),(34728,4719,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170612),(34728,3776,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20171116),(83258,9130,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20170522),(83258,6938,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170424),(61090,2195,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170620),(61090,6965,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170925),(53699,3046,'give it back to them.\n',20170704),(98788,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180202),(85026,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180414),(85026,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171006),(48222,3797,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170226),(48222,2940,'give it back to them.\n',20170325),(16814,7460,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170717),(16814,104,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170131),(16814,746,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20180128),(90105,2295,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20171108),(95086,7331,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170612),(80195,3483,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170606),(80195,6658,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20171211),(91237,1360,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20171012),(91237,1921,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20171219),(87427,8172,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20171031),(69339,7888,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170306),(19277,2499,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20180221),(86689,5784,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170301),(80610,8426,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20180307),(78408,1866,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170103),(78408,4286,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170701),(34960,1389,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170701),(79551,2918,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180212),(22206,9053,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171002),(53341,9171,'sane.\"\n',20170812),(53341,6999,'hands.\n',20170525),(13900,9923,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170324),(13900,1714,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170128),(13900,8417,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180117),(45037,8335,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170416),(32502,1654,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170618),(73184,4674,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20171005),(52151,9615,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170323),(52243,89,'for a dial tone.\n',20171217),(52243,5715,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170730),(52243,1144,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170920),(30118,9414,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170319),(30118,988,'\n',20180408),(69458,4818,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170706),(69458,6131,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170608),(36493,11,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20180223),(36493,1581,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170703),(42866,865,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20180131),(79651,1028,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170420),(79651,9,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170406),(79651,8176,'indigestion.\n',20170328),(87052,8335,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20171108),(87998,8798,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170202),(53535,9053,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170313),(27976,622,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170531),(27976,7830,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171117),(27976,3156,'to work.\n',20170615),(46286,257,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20180221),(46286,2979,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20180224),(46286,1701,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20180405),(22365,241,'was to go away.\n',20171223),(78711,2403,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171224),(78711,8193,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20171105),(52218,493,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170305),(52218,6575,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170401),(76790,9016,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170306),(15618,1410,'Corollary:\n',20180217),(23355,8569,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170126),(80571,4235,'improve.\n',20170730),(80571,6969,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170620),(80571,2659,'to worry.\n',20170602),(44988,3009,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20180428),(44988,9564,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170120),(55409,5606,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170616),(55409,1988,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170329),(55409,4062,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180308),(88383,7995,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20180403),(88383,2953,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170620),(88383,9150,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170810),(70602,7820,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170803),(67577,85,'world has ever seen.\n',20170202),(67577,4951,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20170913),(73485,7181,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171012),(73485,1830,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20171209),(73485,2513,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170919),(66552,4252,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20171226),(66552,1360,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170530),(66552,4941,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170914),(20775,1794,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20180116),(20775,7028,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20180413),(20775,7242,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20171126),(60358,5101,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170121),(94087,1093,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170121),(94087,2195,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170910),(94087,8773,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20171104),(54721,9245,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20171116),(54721,2295,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170903),(83768,8873,'        live.\n',20170411),(22316,5043,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20180313),(22316,1649,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170306),(22316,6765,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171007),(30556,6702,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170311),(30556,4069,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20171008),(30556,4941,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20180412),(27633,3745,'\n',20170519),(27633,3114,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20171204),(62596,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170711),(62596,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171225),(72844,8650,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20171119),(45548,4329,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20180201),(45548,5843,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20171201),(79304,3470,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20171119),(79304,2834,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20180410),(54201,346,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170913),(90077,9222,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170826),(90077,1056,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20171114),(90077,649,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180415),(37325,2433,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171225),(37325,9362,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170501),(37325,6789,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180316),(24514,8360,'and last month in advance.\n',20170708),(24514,5425,'once.\n',20170906),(90171,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171115),(90171,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170130),(90171,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170813),(11140,488,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170316),(11140,7758,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170625),(11140,8925,'after the age of 12.\n',20170829),(47364,7498,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20180216),(47364,363,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170223),(47364,1200,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20171105),(15363,3284,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170304),(15363,4143,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170103),(15363,3415,'to date.\n',20170605),(62105,5748,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171119),(21676,6965,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170224),(21676,3521,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170906),(45875,6612,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170318),(45875,3470,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180101),(45875,6105,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180404),(58572,3007,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170305),(48335,104,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170403),(48335,2035,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170301),(48335,2002,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20180128),(67140,6436,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20171228),(67140,276,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20171002),(67140,2270,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180215),(57100,6503,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20180109),(57100,4702,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20180225),(57100,7219,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170302),(65765,9260,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20171120),(85079,3139,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170905),(24954,9171,'it.\n',20170322),(24954,9660,'to date.\n',20170811),(21394,8657,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20180223),(21394,7156,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180429),(21394,6059,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170311),(11005,8576,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20180331),(11005,7830,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170331),(27707,517,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180312),(27707,1229,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170311),(27707,5011,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20171209),(23394,4754,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170712),(23394,6993,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170622),(23804,66,'\n',20180223),(23804,9030,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20170423),(82369,3896,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170122),(47105,9064,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170527),(15130,2403,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20180315),(15130,7219,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180210),(15130,9470,'Famous last words:\n',20170206),(86463,6210,'to date.\n',20171005),(31254,5753,'            points.\n',20171017),(31254,9016,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170201),(67417,4581,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20171012),(23315,9188,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20180418),(23315,1701,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170911),(18116,2167,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180317),(18116,5585,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170412),(18116,4381,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170318),(33441,9319,'coughing.\"\n',20171001),(33441,2993,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170221),(33441,3640,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170302),(23128,6602,'programming languages.\n',20180222),(23128,9319,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170506),(60229,6801,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170824),(60229,622,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20171006),(13664,7994,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170419),(13664,7043,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171109),(20716,8836,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170814),(83188,9615,'to date.\n',20170203),(71545,6765,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170721),(71545,89,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180313),(71545,7459,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170303),(79317,9053,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170702),(79317,3225,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170520),(39786,6275,'It used to point to me,\n',20170603),(39786,1988,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20180417),(80579,8476,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20170516),(80579,7822,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170506),(80579,2227,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20180213),(64960,7386,'in students.\n',20180424),(64960,1599,'\n',20170126),(30012,8538,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20180321),(30012,4470,'of another.\n',20170219),(30012,4029,'means the price went way up.\n',20171224),(28294,143,'after the age of 12.\n',20170629),(28294,3376,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170227),(28294,3999,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20180317),(72268,5415,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170406),(72268,7705,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20171108),(72268,5972,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170423),(77563,7946,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170529),(41594,174,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170521),(70884,2749,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20171013),(70884,1542,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20170815),(51154,9388,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170708),(51154,3115,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170908),(16759,8666,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170829),(16759,3973,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170527),(16759,3826,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20180418),(21465,2967,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170713),(21465,6595,'eyes...\"\n',20170215),(48944,8605,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170522),(46563,4219,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20180419),(46563,1104,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170817),(85325,7156,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180328),(85325,1410,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170223),(85325,1097,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180325),(49350,1978,'\n',20180308),(82733,7837,'this sort of trash.\n',20170629),(82733,7474,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20180121),(36774,7609,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20171015),(36774,7275,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170901),(36774,4781,'nothing.\n',20171212),(50473,8949,'after the age of 12.\n',20180329),(95553,5865,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20171107),(47107,3623,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170808),(47107,9222,'eyes...\"\n',20171216),(47107,4461,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170107),(65956,2918,'handicapped.\n',20180315),(41019,8416,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20180216),(41019,3589,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170320),(41019,5344,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170518),(21256,1077,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170909),(28350,4318,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20180215),(16135,1329,'\n',20170121),(16135,3997,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180424),(16135,7698,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170805),(16548,7830,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170731),(27123,8538,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180326),(52978,932,'hands.\n',20180418),(73578,2306,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170821),(73578,4982,'improve.\n',20170417),(73578,9828,'First Rule of History:\n',20171210),(98357,3323,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20171203),(98357,4554,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171211),(98357,6636,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20170320),(75397,5493,'Acids stain you;\n',20170423),(61499,5030,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20180127),(61499,7310,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170131),(61499,2858,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170607),(74258,5344,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171207),(74258,3218,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170907),(74258,1567,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170114),(94632,2433,'ourselves.\n',20180201),(64915,1365,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170319),(68476,1288,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170529),(91250,8380,'                even.\n',20170416),(46759,9738,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170317),(46759,4965,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20171218),(89479,3009,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20170424),(84552,712,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20180218),(38548,3115,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170822),(30827,4063,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20180428),(30827,345,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170413),(30827,4699,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170126),(91023,9388,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20171112),(91023,3376,'hands.\n',20170506),(30455,2937,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170630),(57267,2183,'-Deep Thought\n',20170505),(66393,1878,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170406),(66393,7509,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20170112),(15936,1978,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20171010),(15936,4961,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170303),(15936,8977,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170624),(10548,5585,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180313),(85995,8622,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20180114),(85995,6210,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20180214),(52569,9712,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20180209),(52569,2652,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170411),(52569,7305,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170418),(94489,8071,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20171116),(94489,104,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170217),(88486,777,'Corollary:\n',20170503),(51122,6815,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170404),(13256,1999,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170403),(13256,7660,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170918),(15992,8207,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20171007),(45101,6845,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180209),(69083,6439,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170506),(61862,2195,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170210),(61862,2595,'not worth knowing.\n',20171002),(61862,1999,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170705),(79652,315,'        electrical cord.\n',20170725),(79652,4283,'ends.\n',20170428),(79652,3896,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170418),(94844,6004,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170412),(88064,8360,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170131),(88064,11,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180125),(22162,737,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170625),(22162,9137,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20171106),(94180,3521,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180225),(56894,1194,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170428),(56894,9372,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20171112),(56894,5702,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170312),(76161,4485,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170323),(76161,8498,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180313),(76161,5468,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170207),(28150,674,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170809),(74175,3517,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20180220),(74175,9130,'shortest, though.\n',20170709),(14771,5385,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170909),(14771,6148,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20180101),(14771,718,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170703),(63363,124,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170108),(63363,1194,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170216),(45861,3491,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20180223),(45861,4682,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170909),(45861,363,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170215),(85370,3999,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20171204),(94307,4291,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20180306),(94307,4576,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170418),(40783,3755,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170212),(40783,4219,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170125),(70408,1921,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170904),(55307,8977,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170330),(55307,4683,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170930),(40782,8778,'people.\n',20170817),(15101,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180413),(91017,4194,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170203),(16039,8360,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20170208),(16039,8279,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20180409),(16039,488,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170921),(55154,6229,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20171003),(55154,2404,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170926),(55154,2953,'people.\n',20180311),(72679,8939,'It used to point to me,\n',20171219),(72679,402,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170507),(92131,1600,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20171128),(37458,1056,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180413),(32427,7297,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170216),(32427,5415,'example.\n',20170126),(36994,9,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170110),(20820,9520,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20171018),(20820,7351,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171008),(30131,6063,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170903),(30131,8566,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170820),(39515,4687,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20180210),(39515,5287,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170618),(39515,9470,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170410),(88643,2875,'\n',20170530),(88643,3,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20180215),(88643,1468,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20180203),(45012,9246,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170728),(45012,9185,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20171004),(63370,1054,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20171212),(63370,8657,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20171108),(54288,916,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170603),(54288,9917,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20171018),(54288,1714,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170316),(51622,537,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170212),(18215,7416,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170623),(18215,4491,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170623),(18215,610,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171124),(92993,8932,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20171022),(92993,8629,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170903),(98396,363,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170528),(98396,6379,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170129),(98396,8979,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180307),(69154,8600,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20171024),(69154,5155,'        handle.\n',20170509),(41137,9589,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170801),(41137,1155,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20171030),(68821,5030,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180223),(24343,6254,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170512),(24343,932,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170817),(79484,4193,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170322),(79484,9260,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170430),(15930,9570,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180126),(15930,1483,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170126),(46938,315,'                even.\n',20170404),(10155,9122,'happens.\n',20180413),(16401,9150,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20171005),(15650,134,'nails.\n',20171018),(42091,658,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170407),(42091,4715,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170426),(42091,9570,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20171003),(99246,232,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170131),(44794,6503,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20180207),(44794,746,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180412),(44794,9583,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170920),(47047,5715,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20171008),(47047,9137,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20180422),(47047,2264,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20171208),(68315,574,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170610),(68315,674,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170415),(68315,2633,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170928),(45086,8600,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170209),(45086,8034,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170114),(95649,4059,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170603),(19260,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170613),(19260,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171214),(19260,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170831),(29777,5659,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20180223),(29777,1374,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170122),(22883,793,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170630),(90809,1782,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20171205),(90809,9934,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180324),(90809,7110,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170722),(17742,9250,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170118),(17742,8785,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170812),(17742,7698,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170327),(38754,2218,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20171014),(38754,7504,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170316),(38754,4987,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170201),(86793,5091,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170824),(41450,2365,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170301),(41450,9529,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170605),(26444,2021,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170526),(26444,9250,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20170806),(26444,8777,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170513),(94041,9335,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170409),(94041,8642,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170721),(63298,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180420),(94553,6084,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20180110),(97093,9190,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20171017),(70123,9773,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170628),(70123,7466,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170615),(99493,5255,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170622),(99493,1552,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171117),(97122,7093,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170122),(97122,5030,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180302),(22936,764,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170902),(72481,5362,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20180409),(80270,2338,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170711),(80270,8932,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170412),(80270,3297,'programming.\n',20170416),(98098,9776,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170429),(98098,6938,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170715),(98098,8515,'him up.\n',20170512),(95347,1599,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170112),(95347,7257,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170105),(95347,2573,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170207),(24015,7390,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20171010),(24015,7504,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170302),(24015,6993,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20171023),(67126,5561,'described with pictures.\n',20170808),(89936,1581,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170325),(89936,4017,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20171030),(89936,9150,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20171031),(28380,1675,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170327),(87678,6515,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170203),(87678,1155,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170708),(48990,8650,'it isn\'t here.\n',20171206),(48990,3156,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20171028),(76541,1923,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20171013),(76541,3999,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170930),(11914,2338,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170818),(90835,2403,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170619),(90835,8279,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180204),(90835,7236,'variable.\"\n',20170203),(36827,4591,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20171209),(36827,8468,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170611),(48592,746,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20180308),(49596,4674,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20180417),(49596,8541,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20180114),(50767,1751,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180111),(50767,4993,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20180117),(44180,624,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20171017),(71241,1785,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20180106),(71241,9306,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170927),(77567,2044,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20180204),(77567,9775,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170312),(77567,5124,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170514),(72071,5269,'        When told this was so,\n',20170828),(43586,9250,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170227),(43586,8898,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170405),(43586,5867,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20170211),(19675,4581,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170314),(72270,1837,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170305),(39839,5843,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170814),(39839,5255,'Corollary:\n',20170325),(59498,7351,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20180302),(59498,7705,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20180110),(59498,4062,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170727),(30828,2035,'\n',20170104),(30828,5145,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20180224),(30828,18,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170606),(77342,3190,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20180212),(77342,994,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170412),(29414,5971,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170416),(74372,1004,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170519),(74372,9064,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171101),(74372,7947,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170808),(11072,4915,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170802),(11072,9064,'ourselves.\n',20170527),(33469,5858,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170928),(33469,5606,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170609),(19780,6801,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170311),(19780,3137,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170402),(93712,7994,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170719),(93712,7364,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170106),(93712,3770,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20171224),(74269,7305,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171220),(74269,6969,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170908),(98268,8964,'that I can.\"\n',20170530),(69841,2834,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180331),(69841,8773,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170221),(36222,4246,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20171002),(36222,9103,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170924),(36222,4591,'enough cheese\n',20171222),(63255,5287,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170111),(63255,6801,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170320),(82641,6894,'every six months.\n',20180312),(33921,3776,'                -- Gigo\n',20170227),(78900,3623,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170822),(78900,9791,'to worry.\n',20170329),(78900,6186,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20171001),(71305,5011,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20180424),(71305,6999,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20171227),(71305,1107,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170917),(53906,3581,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170112),(53906,3491,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170407),(53906,9335,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170712),(78969,5927,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170922),(78969,6982,'ends.\n',20170729),(98085,5011,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20180125),(58682,3992,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170914),(33333,1923,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20170206),(33333,6004,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20180116),(33333,8456,'And other erotic effects.\n',20171205),(76904,2420,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170404),(17257,9353,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170406),(17257,7333,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170112),(17257,9245,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171208),(42055,4300,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170210),(42055,1137,'elsewhere.\"\n',20171228),(61941,364,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20171009),(61941,2227,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180303),(59307,7424,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20171223),(89555,134,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170317),(87806,3647,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170207),(80871,9427,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170510),(80871,4354,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180423),(80871,1623,'\n',20170122),(56337,3755,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170615),(77039,1033,'ourselves.\n',20170609),(77039,3072,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170204),(32135,1519,'happens.\n',20170520),(32135,8666,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180129),(32135,8172,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170709),(32957,4207,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20180310),(29403,4652,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20180330),(31424,5748,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170716),(31424,4729,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170918),(41063,8541,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170924),(41063,649,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170216),(38392,3016,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170928),(38392,1295,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170726),(99546,6845,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170905),(99546,4069,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170522),(18031,9768,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170405),(18031,6085,'as afterward.\n',20170309),(44515,9828,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20171222),(44515,1837,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170611),(78968,7297,'\n',20170509),(78968,9130,'one.\n',20170926),(23103,5999,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20180421),(23103,5157,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180425),(38657,1390,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170501),(38657,8029,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170206),(38657,1194,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170917),(64249,5469,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20180106),(61501,1194,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20171018),(62617,1925,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170825),(62617,2731,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170809),(62617,9828,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170623),(87970,7854,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171118),(81062,1994,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20171128),(81062,8418,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170107),(70050,7386,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20171115),(33866,6275,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20171119),(33866,7454,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20171103),(80185,9406,'Question:\n',20170419),(22931,4246,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170903),(22931,149,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170526),(73204,1878,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20171023),(73747,2792,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180403),(73747,2924,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170730),(79461,6186,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170707),(79461,2054,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20171008),(79461,9267,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170618),(90502,2153,'nothing.\n',20170910),(76568,7386,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180105),(76568,1028,'one.\n',20170616),(76568,3992,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20180416),(24148,3114,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170116),(70028,610,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20171017),(70028,2809,'for a dial tone.\n',20170115),(70028,3190,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20171019),(13781,5323,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20171223),(13781,5971,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170727),(40637,8898,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170120),(68244,2506,'life.\n',20170709),(42236,1714,'First Rule of History:\n',20170601),(16266,8158,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180130),(16266,5061,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170218),(69079,2362,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20171024),(66636,2526,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170526),(66636,7837,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170805),(18935,842,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20170901),(39366,3137,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170519),(11822,5727,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20180110),(11822,3904,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170930),(54451,8576,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20180120),(54451,9159,'that is not being talked about.\n',20171004),(54451,1714,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180501),(61968,4193,'totally worthless.\n',20170727),(12329,515,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170203),(12329,9621,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20171226),(89077,7262,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170305),(34690,2581,'not worth knowing.\n',20171029),(81204,9784,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170108),(81204,994,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20180225),(54031,8025,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20170222),(54031,4652,'programming languages.\n',20180401),(54031,622,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170509),(48498,8785,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20180317),(45317,3992,'First Rule of History:\n',20171113),(45317,3151,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170930),(39717,4464,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20171205),(39717,6463,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170204),(39717,7181,'pedestrians.\n',20180316),(96078,8538,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20170718),(96078,9126,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170910),(96078,792,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20170131),(18886,5512,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20171217),(18886,9362,'it made.\n',20170923),(18886,6114,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170120),(91414,2984,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20171114),(91414,5030,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20171017),(91414,8759,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170226),(85636,7378,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170907),(85636,6437,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170813),(92229,1563,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170627),(92229,2151,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20180313),(92229,1066,'Razors pain you;\n',20170910),(97367,8538,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170312),(97367,4004,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180416),(24809,2365,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170520),(24809,8909,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170105),(24809,4223,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20171020),(99835,1567,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170831),(99835,5282,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20180201),(91547,8061,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170303),(49043,7182,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170212),(49043,1519,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170626),(64329,4235,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170516),(64329,1783,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170909),(64329,2594,'writing.\n',20180302),(83744,5606,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170806),(83744,816,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170924),(83744,8666,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180310),(20929,1127,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170604),(20929,5385,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170911),(20929,8548,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170822),(20481,9615,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20180122),(30881,418,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170418),(30881,624,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20171026),(30881,1163,'be hard to understand.\n',20180326),(43210,6625,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170921),(43210,5659,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20171114),(92272,3199,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180202),(69632,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171008),(69632,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180228),(69632,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170221),(69632,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180208),(43352,690,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170630),(15202,5927,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20180501),(15202,2404,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170820),(15202,4240,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170802),(85349,3357,'pedestrians.\n',20170824),(85349,5772,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170205),(85349,3137,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170803),(48987,8207,'\n',20171112),(35707,2595,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170303),(45860,8666,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180408),(68584,7478,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20180419),(68584,8455,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20180415),(68584,587,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170428),(89217,3471,'that I can.\"\n',20170805),(51841,8932,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170315),(51841,8061,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170518),(51841,2207,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170210),(91862,7523,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180409),(60956,1552,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170714),(60956,4520,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170921),(60956,1386,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170706),(98627,719,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20180419),(72302,6852,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180410),(72302,9373,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20171227),(86610,6625,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20171228),(86610,8476,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170621),(86610,1675,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170510),(66584,9564,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170423),(66584,3225,'\n',20170923),(53668,2151,'take a bath...\n',20170801),(65193,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171005),(65193,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170606),(37237,7990,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20171116),(62684,3973,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171121),(60060,6789,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171112),(60060,2993,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20180206),(60060,6579,'Corollary:\n',20170818),(62032,7535,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170125),(62032,1701,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20180323),(62032,9427,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170809),(96967,8716,'happens.\n',20171218),(47100,6982,'First Rule of History:\n',20171127),(47100,7331,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170223),(14295,2652,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20180119),(14295,5011,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180114),(14295,2295,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170618),(65808,1675,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170826),(65808,8059,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20170822),(70361,8716,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170703),(78709,2195,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20180320),(78709,9917,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170116),(78709,5519,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170912),(44220,5151,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20180127),(44220,3218,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170123),(44220,5004,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170304),(61256,3266,'responsibility at the other.\n',20180113),(74037,9162,'be hard to understand.\n',20170920),(74037,7792,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170225),(74037,8521,'change.\n',20180202),(60944,3357,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20180119),(60944,709,'the way.\n',20170123),(75804,2311,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170623),(75804,7351,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20180213),(75804,4286,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180309),(16089,2306,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170103),(80647,1581,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170605),(80647,7862,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170404),(69989,1830,'this sort of trash.\n',20170609),(69989,1107,'shoes.\n',20170715),(80216,8785,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20171211),(80216,5294,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20170517),(10723,2110,'Question:\n',20170618),(87221,2953,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170202),(87221,7705,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170113),(24173,6982,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20171024),(62915,3652,'        The apple fermented\n',20171209),(62915,9162,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20171001),(30790,8498,'handicapped.\n',20170721),(30790,1999,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20180102),(30790,8029,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170515),(77114,8979,'after the age of 12.\n',20180301),(77114,6229,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20170225),(77725,6184,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170401),(62561,8504,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170816),(62561,7275,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20170729),(75702,6503,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20171217),(75702,6801,'coughing.\"\n',20170721),(75702,9880,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170913),(48867,988,'nails.\n',20180109),(40112,5880,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180311),(36344,1381,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170916),(36344,482,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20180329),(36344,6869,'tickets.\n',20180301),(62842,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170603),(62842,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171017),(18718,488,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20171020),(18718,3384,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170903),(62055,6753,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180102),(62055,3251,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20171228),(16793,9406,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20180120),(96352,9406,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170212),(96352,1190,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170101),(45154,5383,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20171029),(22460,8040,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20171226),(22460,1404,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170321),(47556,174,'Who do you trust?\n',20170226),(47556,7459,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20170621),(47556,3187,'            points.\n',20180123),(72458,3266,'soap bubble?\n',20171013),(61529,2092,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171030),(61529,3904,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180116),(61529,674,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170929),(78394,276,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20180419),(78394,1438,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20180208),(32199,2679,'\n',20170901),(32199,5061,'eyes...\"\n',20180119),(32199,4554,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170516),(16661,2918,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170127),(16661,8657,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170105),(16661,9335,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180109),(31634,4112,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170430),(31634,2054,'honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.\"\n',20180118),(31634,8753,'        stupidity.\n',20170105),(39439,1994,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180404),(39439,2863,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180106),(81650,6653,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170210),(50228,6136,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170410),(50228,1266,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20180127),(50228,7927,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170415),(92642,6136,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170605),(76163,4612,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170121),(76163,1753,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170225),(76163,3755,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20180201),(14314,7862,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170602),(14314,1921,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20171130),(14314,8925,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170512),(90150,7466,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170610),(90150,1859,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20171014),(25698,9669,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170106),(25698,8773,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20180316),(25698,9434,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170705),(89199,4675,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20180119),(89199,1107,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170920),(89199,7258,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170204),(10239,3357,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170830),(10239,3322,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170116),(24979,3779,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20170424),(24979,7028,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20180113),(24979,515,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170424),(21886,718,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20180113),(21886,6869,'him up.\n',20170318),(21886,8187,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20171115),(45678,7609,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20180327),(31110,4683,'not worth knowing.\n',20170912),(31110,7994,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170517),(31110,7390,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170102),(74741,5003,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180211),(74741,6178,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170609),(74741,6517,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20180415),(76420,1144,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20180101),(15171,2526,'a new town.\n',20171008),(99862,6571,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170704),(28404,5287,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170325),(28404,5851,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170623),(46720,3779,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20170601),(52023,1728,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20171011),(52023,2668,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170425),(67174,8433,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180321),(29387,8131,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20180203),(29387,8152,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20171210),(95299,8576,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170714),(24651,488,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20171225),(62779,5753,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170314),(62779,2153,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20171007),(62779,7820,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20180308),(32786,5101,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170313),(78537,1581,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20180121),(51493,4913,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20171121),(79506,4913,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20171017),(79506,2501,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20180322),(73630,517,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170118),(73630,8657,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170603),(73630,8421,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170804),(76078,8569,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170703),(76078,7262,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170421),(76078,5810,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170617),(81358,2735,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20180424),(81358,5162,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20170402),(81358,1166,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20180426),(18315,6114,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170306),(18315,6986,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170602),(34169,8342,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20180403),(34169,363,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180312),(34169,1393,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20171101),(81727,6210,'bomb.\n',20171219),(81727,3647,'body is better.\n',20170811),(81727,871,'enough cheese\n',20170726),(39182,9162,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170731),(39182,2573,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170110),(90134,5517,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170409),(90134,1393,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20171006),(96595,6015,'debugging sessions.\n',20180427),(96595,6722,'it holds the universe together...\n',20180322),(23393,8631,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170914),(11084,1519,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170624),(11084,7401,'world has ever seen.\n',20170527),(11084,3357,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20180422),(89180,5702,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170114),(89180,2513,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170602),(32828,1295,'world has ever seen.\n',20180206),(32828,515,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170921),(32828,9773,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170929),(50978,339,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171016),(50978,3357,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170523),(50978,9776,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20171223),(42626,8566,'government at all.\n',20180304),(10401,8620,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170705),(10401,6845,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170708),(98237,7338,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20170901),(98237,6517,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20180112),(29236,4429,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170509),(17047,7420,'versa.\n',20180423),(17047,1670,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170621),(69248,5517,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170706),(69248,1960,'hour!\"\n',20170331),(40152,4381,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170818),(40152,3635,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170524),(40152,5585,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170621),(46586,5867,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20180401),(46586,5590,'Who do you trust?\n',20170126),(46586,8010,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180127),(28666,5478,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170421),(28666,6436,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170209),(43561,1054,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20180114),(43561,3826,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180126),(11252,3218,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20180318),(11252,1106,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170911),(11252,3156,'        other.\n',20170509),(46918,4961,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170510),(46918,2230,'every six months.\n',20170115),(82547,8513,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170205),(82547,2147,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170921),(82547,1163,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170413),(90348,6131,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170603),(90348,9046,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20171019),(90006,3589,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20171010),(90006,9335,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20171117),(54617,6595,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170115),(54617,3737,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20180318),(54617,7378,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20170114),(85306,9776,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170220),(85306,9681,'him up.\n',20171108),(85306,2886,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170110),(50036,4930,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20171112),(50036,8193,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20171008),(59449,9126,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180114),(59449,9432,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170917),(59449,8826,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170702),(73316,4063,'slandered.\n',20170816),(73316,9791,'in students.\n',20170313),(41285,6131,'thing he tells you.\n',20170809),(32006,6185,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20180203),(32006,2110,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180221),(39250,257,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170608),(39250,9771,'Razors pain you;\n',20171104),(39250,6129,'flag.\n',20180419),(70033,2350,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20180430),(67482,4986,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180111),(67482,2306,'                even.\n',20171221),(67482,6612,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20171125),(49854,8663,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170927),(49854,7416,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20180131),(49854,4476,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20180211),(33060,8360,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170617),(59086,2731,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170721),(59086,8207,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20180211),(70397,7420,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20171205),(70397,1329,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170919),(70397,3137,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180217),(78284,2092,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20180411),(92983,3378,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170104),(42573,8504,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170825),(42573,4554,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170904),(75141,6571,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170901),(75141,9319,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20171127),(75141,8576,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20180223),(74910,1978,'ourselves.\n',20180411),(89614,1728,'                even.\n',20180202),(89614,363,'He did his very best to make\n',20170201),(89614,4659,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170421),(22828,9621,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170425),(22828,2716,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170223),(22828,703,'in God.\n',20171213),(17394,61,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180224),(17394,2792,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170606),(17394,2210,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180407),(80306,4429,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170702),(80306,4239,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170731),(80306,3209,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170914),(82637,2270,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180324),(82637,8949,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170904),(83678,7351,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170413),(83678,9673,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170609),(83678,1520,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170722),(27902,3137,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170802),(81128,8061,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170320),(81128,9775,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20170622),(24769,9190,'and last month in advance.\n',20170611),(24769,9934,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180330),(24769,1306,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180124),(98742,1306,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180316),(98742,6965,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20170720),(61303,7454,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180425),(26718,3441,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170615),(26718,1794,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20171022),(93494,1574,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171030),(93494,9159,'        other.\n',20170707),(93494,1193,'programming languages.\n',20170117),(39895,5560,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20171028),(28696,6022,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170329),(28696,5772,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170124),(11440,5145,'immune to bullets\"\n',20180327),(11440,5240,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20171109),(62004,3351,'Famous last words:\n',20170930),(67494,8631,'happens.\n',20180405),(67494,8158,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170908),(67494,2640,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170522),(15652,1295,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170628),(55271,4876,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170527),(55271,3123,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170211),(26334,9372,'        But this output can be\n',20170925),(26334,5561,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170629),(23069,2443,'doing.\n',20170731),(23069,5388,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170823),(23069,4291,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170511),(78264,5313,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20171123),(73410,1623,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171022),(73410,2230,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170709),(73410,6815,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170731),(35575,3992,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170822),(35575,4149,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20180427),(35575,2595,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170419),(99672,85,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170108),(99672,8306,'automation?\n',20171115),(49778,9260,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171124),(49778,8131,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170923),(49778,6938,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170226),(37345,5135,'him up.\n',20180301),(37345,8542,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20180226),(14297,712,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20180305),(67210,5104,'debugging sessions.\n',20170427),(67210,1028,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170315),(55767,2886,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20180102),(55767,4723,'ourselves.\n',20170421),(55767,8084,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170515),(28386,1643,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170516),(28386,2044,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171026),(28386,5648,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20171101),(16647,5043,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180125),(16647,4287,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170724),(97027,6063,'soap bubble?\n',20170509),(97027,1365,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170527),(75273,9130,'bomb.\n',20170906),(75273,5517,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170414),(87542,8925,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170320),(45444,786,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20171025),(45444,5155,'bomb.\n',20171110),(97675,9167,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170303),(70558,7227,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170224),(70558,4913,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170725),(70558,9126,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170128),(64129,3737,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170808),(64129,8785,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20180227),(27170,7331,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20171225),(27170,4149,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170827),(14821,4470,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180404),(66191,1925,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20170511),(66191,5388,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20171213),(66191,9917,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170620),(47815,2183,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170901),(47815,8902,'        The apple fermented\n',20170919),(75648,8566,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20180118),(41177,1054,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20171002),(41177,6447,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170705),(24776,2924,'ends.\n',20171021),(71418,7478,'fur coat.\n',20170220),(71418,7390,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20180323),(71418,43,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20180402),(64450,4961,'immune to bullets\"\n',20170324),(98261,7862,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170712),(80837,6740,'\n',20180326),(36256,2731,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170726),(19985,2831,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20180429),(19985,8034,'get used to it.\n',20171223),(75010,1960,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180317),(75010,5004,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20171022),(22988,3483,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170427),(22988,1600,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180404),(22988,7698,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170220),(45059,1190,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170119),(45059,4837,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170620),(49604,5560,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20170425),(49604,5043,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180101),(49604,1909,'soap bubble?\n',20180429),(57405,5972,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170111),(57405,5089,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170203),(57405,8949,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170825),(19874,1599,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170513),(19874,3,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170113),(92248,5469,'and last month in advance.\n',20170304),(92248,4965,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170910),(92248,9934,'take a bath...\n',20170117),(93026,1599,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170905),(93026,3900,'Famous last words:\n',20180111),(23868,5124,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20171006),(23868,8341,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170826),(23868,1623,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170713),(32555,706,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180122),(92334,5851,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170710),(12376,1751,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20171217),(50214,5927,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170210),(50214,3137,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170630),(50214,1266,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170406),(97231,3896,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20171026),(97231,7780,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180216),(97231,8778,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180316),(70179,3570,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170114),(70179,3187,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20171022),(17676,4876,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170901),(21984,488,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170307),(21984,6515,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20171123),(21984,7245,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170525),(59377,374,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170124),(59377,2735,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171007),(61933,2241,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20180401),(61933,8566,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20170910),(77463,7862,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170620),(77463,5616,'ends.\n',20170130),(33443,1670,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170319),(33443,6515,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20180317),(59099,6136,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170918),(59099,2502,'        other.\n',20171007),(59099,4239,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170626),(79172,5294,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170122),(79172,43,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170516),(51204,6765,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20180314),(51204,2513,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170521),(70413,8193,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170429),(70413,3750,'nothing.\n',20180106),(70413,9177,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20180106),(14568,6656,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170624),(14568,9346,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20180225),(84277,5867,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170206),(84277,3826,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20180110),(84277,8650,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170523),(40999,9673,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170524),(40999,3009,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20180309),(40999,8131,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20180223),(33813,3204,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170413),(33813,7305,'The answer is 42.\n',20171114),(33813,2716,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20170324),(34373,515,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170611),(54127,2167,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20171205),(20853,4290,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170419),(20853,6210,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20180110),(83635,1552,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170302),(83635,8785,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170611),(83635,9828,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180215),(93245,6894,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170709),(93245,136,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170327),(91209,5628,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170227),(97971,8804,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171004),(92028,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170524),(99141,3517,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170110),(99141,9880,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170916),(99141,8949,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170904),(20592,2924,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170805),(20592,6463,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170713),(20592,1520,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170117),(15161,2033,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170421),(15161,8977,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20180311),(97836,4063,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20180429),(97836,8559,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170927),(97836,6377,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170609),(46919,7093,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170909),(46919,6958,'headed.\n',20170822),(46919,4461,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180104),(47024,3973,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180214),(47024,9470,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170322),(73605,7927,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20180114),(71608,5925,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180305),(71608,8360,'honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.\"\n',20180110),(71608,3940,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20180128),(42084,4729,'writing.\n',20171123),(42084,3139,'pedestrians.\n',20170729),(42084,8902,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180418),(44829,8698,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170606),(44829,2227,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20170422),(44829,4993,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20180106),(96786,3865,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170605),(67340,8925,'programmers.\n',20170504),(99501,1329,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170321),(99501,2089,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20171209),(99501,8078,'        electrical cord.\n',20170622),(76400,5829,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170805),(75635,6669,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20171009),(75635,89,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20180304),(53170,690,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170708),(53170,6437,'        stupidity.\n',20170610),(79357,7272,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20171201),(79357,8335,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20180326),(79357,6229,'not worth knowing.\n',20170913),(84814,7454,'it.\n',20170307),(84814,61,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20170317),(24551,2264,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170326),(99941,8698,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20171016),(99941,5201,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170123),(17301,8433,'        No more than debris,\n',20180216),(17301,4044,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20180224),(17301,8932,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20171221),(33920,5753,'was to go away.\n',20180402),(77052,9388,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171227),(17509,1329,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170325),(17509,674,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170122),(97268,9612,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170107),(97268,3187,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170125),(65954,786,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171111),(65954,363,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170603),(35292,3607,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20170203),(23064,5753,'example.\n',20170220),(23064,9626,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20180427),(66438,136,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20180402),(90272,8629,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20171217),(90272,9347,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170206),(90272,2153,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20171222),(53414,4938,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170208),(53414,6740,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20171012),(59389,1923,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20171030),(59389,1581,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170912),(59389,8538,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20171217),(89749,6185,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20171212),(97070,5270,'him up.\n',20170716),(97070,6722,'means the price went way up.\n',20180330),(97070,8421,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170107),(36298,5727,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170305),(36298,4461,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20171216),(36298,1166,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170812),(98003,4583,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170502),(98003,649,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180419),(23997,8949,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20180412),(23997,7466,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170830),(23997,6184,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20180416),(85035,1623,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20180314),(85035,5561,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20171019),(66441,9529,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170416),(68286,8836,'          -- Isaiah\n',20171005),(68286,7181,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20171116),(68286,70,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170819),(34773,1783,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170316),(34773,541,'                -- Gigo\n',20171125),(34773,5593,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171006),(93409,4491,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170207),(93409,6740,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170218),(93409,6815,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170210),(79778,9188,'computer crashes.\n',20170815),(79778,295,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20171205),(62841,3810,'\n',20180302),(72649,3123,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170719),(85813,9260,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171013),(38057,6156,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170201),(38057,1520,'I think that I shall never see\n',20171107),(38057,2984,'You might as well live.\n',20180330),(26656,5999,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20180104),(26656,129,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170625),(26656,8249,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170820),(47612,5396,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20170423),(44271,1389,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20171127),(44271,4283,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170111),(44271,2350,'        stupidity.\n',20171219),(72700,4491,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170929),(72700,9917,'that is not being talked about.\n',20180206),(72700,2365,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170919),(45958,3992,'immune to bullets\"\n',20170718),(80544,5030,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170213),(80544,6659,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170908),(82700,7130,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170624),(82700,4240,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170128),(41968,8172,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170121),(41968,6845,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180214),(53025,4781,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170626),(53025,2513,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20171026),(86771,6503,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20170510),(86771,1365,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20180423),(86771,8997,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170903),(27345,346,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20180112),(27345,2573,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170130),(37854,517,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170215),(76914,8905,'to worry.\n',20180311),(98259,8778,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170905),(96609,6503,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20171122),(87912,6131,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170805),(37571,5971,'Nooses give;\n',20170218),(37571,8753,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170103),(77142,8152,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180227),(77142,5162,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20170809),(77142,2749,'to worry.\n',20171121),(40579,8667,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170127),(83509,9917,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170128),(83509,345,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20170217),(81225,624,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170712),(81225,9677,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170516),(85675,2716,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170909),(61067,3629,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20180223),(57851,4193,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170104),(57851,8666,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170908),(93808,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170406),(93808,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170817),(21359,9558,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170411),(21359,2831,'Famous last words:\n',20170923),(29208,4731,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171130),(29208,2295,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20171219),(29208,8631,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20171127),(63974,1859,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170510),(63974,9260,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170718),(96834,968,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20171005),(96834,8491,'soap bubble?\n',20170127),(81507,9150,'not worth knowing.\n',20170812),(76355,5201,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20180307),(76355,865,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170530),(77106,6656,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170715),(77106,7459,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180109),(82103,7258,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20171123),(58107,1581,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170329),(62548,2979,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170704),(38150,5829,'        hits the paper.\n',20170831),(38150,5011,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170414),(38150,8476,'totally worthless.\n',20180221),(94931,5042,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20171111),(94931,9185,'programming.\n',20171031),(49568,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180201),(49568,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171123),(49568,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170520),(24129,8569,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180325),(24129,1988,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170327),(89531,4674,'writing.\n',20170912),(31003,8306,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170324),(31003,2153,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170611),(31003,3640,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20180125),(21761,5323,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20180219),(21761,5149,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180312),(76853,7227,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20171110),(76853,8361,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20180326),(67164,4194,'Famous last words:\n',20171212),(67164,8491,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180423),(33271,3157,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170331),(33271,6884,'Acids stain you;\n',20180104),(33271,4287,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170922),(14712,1923,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170104),(14712,515,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20170208),(14712,2167,'-Deep Thought\n',20170523),(70745,8061,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20171023),(25077,3007,'works.\n',20170902),(98629,1127,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170730),(20965,3823,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20180120),(20965,5539,'\n',20170906),(20965,5425,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170111),(93404,5927,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20180213),(18016,8498,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170701),(18016,4059,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170908),(18016,5715,'        When told this was so,\n',20180420),(10777,9310,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20180404),(10777,8316,'But only what I tell it.\n',20180422),(10777,5605,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170418),(81400,8600,'A: Both of them.\n',20170924),(81400,5030,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170805),(81400,315,'But only what I tell it.\n',20180331),(16775,7862,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170803),(16775,5344,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180102),(20317,8118,'as afterward.\n',20170822),(20317,1520,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170519),(96471,4273,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20180418),(96471,2210,'        When told this was so,\n',20170726),(96996,7386,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20171025),(96996,6393,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20180310),(96996,8612,'flag.\n',20170927),(80178,4329,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180211),(80178,916,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20180307),(25710,7297,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170728),(57651,1202,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170824),(57651,8132,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20180310),(57651,6105,'life.\n',20170905),(37917,8068,'        While her lover lamented\n',20180201),(64763,9776,'A: Both of them.\n',20180427),(31404,7331,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170331),(78862,9162,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20171114),(60197,4675,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180110),(60197,4461,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170715),(60197,7297,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170412),(33370,793,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180424),(33370,4951,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170127),(33370,6964,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170630),(34351,2735,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20171221),(64766,1743,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20180208),(64766,658,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20171008),(60353,4194,'people.\n',20180103),(60353,6789,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170331),(60353,341,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20180407),(21474,2350,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170528),(21474,3521,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170601),(95213,3900,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170510),(44677,9570,'shortest, though.\n',20170126),(42855,7705,'it.\n',20171221),(75052,8061,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171027),(75052,9923,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170530),(75052,1673,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170106),(66908,9335,'Hail to the sun god\n',20170721),(66908,5702,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20171203),(32221,8476,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20180430),(32221,8997,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20171005),(57822,4681,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170310),(57822,8939,'\n',20180409),(26264,649,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170426),(38455,9924,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170324),(38455,3137,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170816),(38455,1988,'Question:\n',20180310),(78970,8468,'be hard to understand.\n',20180226),(78970,8905,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170223),(39357,1390,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170801),(39357,3137,'executive.\n',20180425),(86482,1923,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171216),(86482,4915,'world has ever seen.\n',20170518),(23652,6878,'Question:\n',20180310),(23652,8566,'A: Both of them.\n',20171222),(19208,9559,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20180327),(40802,2147,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170320),(40802,9559,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20180111),(73690,5517,'debugging sessions.\n',20180210),(73690,4938,'        electrical cord.\n',20170608),(96977,6186,'\n',20170303),(96977,9771,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170731),(96977,1093,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170808),(65789,6964,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170616),(64638,4951,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170209),(64638,9110,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20180227),(64638,1056,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170627),(24738,4591,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180216),(24738,4193,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170828),(68805,2953,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170429),(68805,315,'        Western Civilization?\n',20180211),(68805,7535,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20171217),(44364,9880,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20180314),(54348,9030,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170309),(54348,6184,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20180203),(54348,7219,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180113),(91199,1763,'indigestion.\n',20170616),(17343,4063,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170701),(25330,3016,'today.\n',20180127),(25330,3750,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20171231),(25330,1329,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170421),(54717,4195,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180423),(54717,8542,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170630),(35947,6579,'        electrical cord.\n',20170520),(35947,2002,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20171224),(35947,3444,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170722),(87475,2400,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170724),(99746,1529,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180421),(99746,5015,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170822),(75315,7523,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20180227),(75315,149,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170703),(75315,5648,'debugging sessions.\n',20180316),(83118,2433,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170814),(83118,1542,'tobacco in between.\n',20180201),(83118,3323,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180123),(83052,6142,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170301),(83052,1127,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170529),(83052,5142,'        electrical cord.\n',20180219),(46293,2365,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20180109),(17131,6982,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20180228),(15722,5606,'tomorrow!\n',20170401),(15722,932,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20171220),(16557,7338,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170219),(16557,9906,'eat.\n',20180201),(26703,5323,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20180203),(18887,4273,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180422),(47018,9974,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20171224),(47018,9712,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170317),(76308,881,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170809),(94922,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170404),(94922,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180101),(94922,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170720),(94922,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180430),(70259,7351,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180322),(70259,1625,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170504),(74939,8193,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20180329),(74939,7894,'described with pictures.\n',20171218),(74939,9016,'Corollary:\n',20171214),(71839,4044,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171107),(71839,3904,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170616),(95535,2652,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20180426),(95535,1001,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180425),(95535,8622,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20171014),(48614,1988,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171120),(48614,5519,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170225),(48614,2993,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170929),(79346,3652,'\n',20170129),(79346,574,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170523),(79346,5539,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180403),(61885,777,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20180209),(61885,6114,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180325),(61885,4993,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170127),(38775,6463,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20170704),(29343,8057,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171018),(58048,6463,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180327),(58048,9624,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20170508),(91509,3823,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170316),(35434,4951,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20180410),(97887,7894,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180406),(15740,2858,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170405),(15740,4329,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170908),(15740,1599,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170511),(17989,124,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170926),(17989,104,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170923),(17989,8426,'indigestion.\n',20170823),(39436,2659,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180125),(39436,3896,'        stupidity.\n',20170108),(52563,4331,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20171031),(52563,7947,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171210),(27195,4252,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170118),(26998,8416,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170821),(26998,1581,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170918),(42749,6702,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170104),(42749,5843,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20170603),(42749,8176,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170927),(85257,1960,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20170403),(85257,658,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20171002),(85257,7310,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180303),(31037,5772,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20180305),(40551,7660,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20171124),(40551,8059,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180303),(40551,6642,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20180413),(41970,3896,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20180417),(50703,8421,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20171028),(50703,2111,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170125),(65458,2677,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20171204),(65458,6393,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170224),(65458,8773,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180413),(29085,8826,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170915),(29085,4329,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20171130),(29085,2559,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170127),(15963,5735,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20180205),(15963,9373,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170112),(15963,363,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180317),(77728,9167,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20171004),(77728,2274,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170326),(71220,5628,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170212),(69660,4702,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20171208),(73838,3623,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170614),(73838,7609,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170812),(73838,2177,'        hits the paper.\n',20170605),(56039,1093,'headed.\n',20170725),(32021,9145,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170219),(32021,5517,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20170409),(71343,3378,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170726),(71343,7378,'means the price went way up.\n',20180228),(26978,8538,'versa.\n',20180210),(26978,2559,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170921),(26978,769,'soap bubble?\n',20180414),(34898,8109,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20170911),(34898,9877,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20171013),(34898,6845,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171128),(19196,3318,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20180321),(19196,1087,'it made.\n',20170301),(19196,6658,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170811),(98329,1567,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20180430),(98329,3151,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20180426),(45407,1542,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170904),(45407,8667,'responsibility at the other.\n',20171022),(71793,7995,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20180209),(71793,8152,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20180305),(96897,7854,'people.\n',20170110),(21579,2033,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170418),(84008,5091,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20171230),(88238,2714,'get used to it.\n',20180127),(88238,5011,'the light comes on.\n',20170703),(44103,1468,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20180114),(29394,3589,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170806),(29394,1851,'take a bath...\n',20170829),(29394,1785,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170718),(18562,7338,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170324),(18562,4291,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20171110),(18568,2475,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20170403),(18568,2035,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170111),(14351,5605,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170102),(14351,9,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180319),(53915,7504,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170515),(53915,2033,'computer crashes.\n',20180322),(53915,5512,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170418),(75994,5880,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20170907),(75994,6993,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20180206),(31887,7258,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180128),(23409,3779,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170708),(75226,9372,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20170917),(90306,5383,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170818),(90306,6236,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170203),(82253,7219,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20171018),(20053,5865,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20180120),(20053,3885,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20180310),(83198,2858,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20170601),(70448,3841,'crystallography weenies.\n',20171211),(70448,4072,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170320),(63508,3670,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20180322),(63508,6437,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170829),(86294,1563,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20171224),(86294,9289,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170510),(15809,2230,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170920),(15809,2111,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170503),(54966,7459,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170427),(20926,5784,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20171114),(54033,5011,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170501),(54033,2365,'        The apple fermented\n',20170414),(54033,8416,'        what is going on.\n',20170903),(26485,7258,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170421),(60800,2573,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20170122),(60800,345,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170301),(27629,9677,'programming languages.\n',20180322),(77247,587,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20171217),(83025,4687,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170414),(75350,7994,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171001),(89257,5829,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20170223),(13756,1830,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20180120),(13756,6437,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20171118),(13756,3441,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170801),(40804,2153,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170326),(40804,6186,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170412),(40804,7474,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171219),(35576,3810,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170228),(35576,8905,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180402),(26418,845,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170817),(26418,70,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20171122),(26418,2475,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20180228),(49126,4719,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20180418),(49126,1001,'after the age of 12.\n',20170414),(26566,4062,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20180215),(26566,712,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170914),(26566,6229,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170814),(41110,6789,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20171225),(41110,2272,'to date.\n',20171202),(41110,719,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170721),(41851,4291,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180212),(41851,4062,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170226),(41851,6722,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180127),(36172,690,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170928),(36172,1599,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20171008),(36172,8729,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180314),(83506,241,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180426),(61341,2338,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180329),(61341,5606,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170131),(82453,1581,'to reform.\n',20170912),(82453,6884,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170501),(82453,3737,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170315),(30453,8082,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170327),(30453,6815,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180402),(60383,3376,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20171001),(60260,6447,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170708),(60260,3851,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20180306),(60260,6254,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170301),(54211,4470,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171107),(99675,811,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180121),(95284,1659,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170316),(21480,1066,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20171002),(86298,5561,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170603),(86298,5839,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170508),(86298,1360,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170308),(70618,7947,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170214),(70618,9956,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20180204),(11642,996,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20171225),(55914,4062,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170205),(55914,3213,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170925),(55914,8977,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180421),(61897,2502,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20170509),(61897,3362,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20170702),(59523,9590,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180204),(59523,1782,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20180414),(59523,9934,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170918),(40588,1093,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20180103),(40588,6480,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170902),(30585,7830,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20180307),(30585,2581,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170630),(30585,374,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171009),(37427,6845,'        electrical cord.\n',20180406),(37427,158,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20171201),(37427,2147,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20180411),(38384,7093,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170109),(38384,5778,'            once.\n',20180118),(38384,6085,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170704),(18324,2475,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20171204),(18324,1923,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20180126),(72835,9150,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170624),(72835,5777,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170220),(25495,339,'Who do you trust?\n',20170315),(15710,9427,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170922),(15710,1600,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20171120),(70482,4554,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170708),(70482,845,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20180209),(70482,5982,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171003),(78893,6659,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170302),(78893,5135,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170108),(77015,1056,'He did his very best to make\n',20180312),(77015,8785,'        what is going on.\n',20170530),(95449,1837,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170423),(95449,5023,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20180207),(80856,2679,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20180215),(80856,1960,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180402),(80856,9877,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20180409),(12297,9564,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170618),(84653,8883,'retail.\"\n',20171023),(84653,284,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20180210),(84653,517,'the computer.\n',20170118),(87870,8249,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170913),(87870,5539,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170313),(34894,7351,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170705),(34894,3016,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20180114),(38777,4059,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170613),(81178,7888,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171119),(81178,3595,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170929),(75989,4235,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170710),(75989,6852,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170715),(27093,8753,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170701),(27093,1866,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170929),(78023,8476,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170211),(80252,5003,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20171025),(80252,6101,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20180204),(80252,1302,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170203),(80318,651,'And other erotic effects.\n',20180411),(80318,8729,'one.\n',20171120),(80318,2420,'it made.\n',20171104),(80014,4675,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170820),(83061,3415,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170509),(17683,9,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170621),(85885,1144,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170105),(85885,5659,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20180101),(85885,9917,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20171125),(55468,1921,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170903),(55468,6020,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20180420),(79781,9469,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170723),(79781,4719,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20180105),(40933,5778,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171124),(86557,1016,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180225),(97786,797,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20180405),(56564,3463,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170107),(56564,1837,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20171125),(56564,8826,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20171208),(59139,5323,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20171010),(79469,7401,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170204),(79469,2054,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20180110),(82222,8118,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170422),(82222,8902,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170508),(82222,5715,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20171118),(21772,9780,'            points.\n',20170801),(68085,8666,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170708),(68085,2241,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20171118),(83846,1743,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170309),(83846,9375,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20171010),(63728,9372,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20180406),(63728,9030,'people.\n',20170612),(63728,1360,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170603),(42495,5270,'happens.\n',20170907),(42495,7946,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20170714),(99122,9775,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170307),(99122,66,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20171129),(99122,9325,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170112),(85410,2984,'The answer is 42.\n',20170601),(85410,8925,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20171006),(56424,9427,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170205),(56424,842,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170106),(33184,9559,'give it back to them.\n',20180116),(33184,1529,'        The apple fermented\n',20170916),(15488,2400,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170824),(13966,6156,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20180113),(13966,816,'hands.\n',20170903),(61039,622,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20170115),(92900,9673,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20170114),(92900,2809,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170214),(49643,2513,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180305),(63537,9470,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20180102),(63537,295,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170703),(63537,8785,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20170520),(24543,793,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180113),(24543,8207,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170805),(24543,816,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170406),(56788,1811,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170903),(13261,2227,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170425),(89188,7990,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170527),(71646,9267,'\n',20170714),(65822,8859,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20180331),(73357,8898,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180201),(68447,2210,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20171227),(68447,7110,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20171213),(89082,5914,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20171002),(89082,9007,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20171226),(89082,6701,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170710),(28903,134,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20180212),(28903,8029,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20180228),(28903,4507,'\n',20180122),(14354,537,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170825),(14354,9273,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170126),(14354,1852,'executive.\n',20170414),(71112,2311,'tickets.\n',20170210),(71112,3232,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180124),(71112,17,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170513),(68283,6575,'        what is going on.\n',20171118),(68283,3581,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170323),(68283,2755,'It used to point to me,\n',20180118),(60364,4583,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170331),(60364,3114,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20180419),(55819,6914,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20171126),(55819,1649,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20180413),(67837,792,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180117),(67837,1743,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170922),(67837,3209,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171124),(66713,129,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170728),(45229,7333,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20180129),(45229,1033,'this sort of trash.\n',20170124),(24055,3865,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170220),(61202,924,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20171110),(95838,6958,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180415),(82671,2558,'shoes.\n',20170903),(51892,8380,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20171212),(47942,3810,'programming languages.\n',20170722),(47942,149,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170704),(70171,6753,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170531),(70171,6254,'was to go away.\n',20171119),(70171,9771,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180404),(52364,932,'-Deep Thought\n',20180122),(43415,1673,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20170414),(43415,6515,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170425),(38023,6084,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20180129),(38023,3973,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20171215),(38023,746,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170529),(74116,1794,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170319),(74116,7995,'A: Both of them.\n',20170625),(67261,8716,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170713),(67261,5089,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20180113),(38981,136,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20171103),(38981,2002,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170515),(38981,8979,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170212),(39828,8657,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170316),(17564,9776,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20171204),(17564,4876,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180307),(17564,1673,'You might as well live.\n',20170607),(35828,8642,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170818),(25631,1107,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170305),(30486,3218,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20171015),(34085,1563,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20180405),(34085,4062,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20171212),(98289,4542,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20180109),(98289,4290,'today.\n',20170208),(98289,8416,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170720),(47735,1483,'pedestrians.\n',20170826),(85238,8977,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170418),(85238,6878,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170810),(85238,2274,'\n',20180408),(65478,6004,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20171112),(40219,6938,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170114),(40219,7705,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20180406),(97870,5362,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170206),(95183,8633,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170129),(95183,4965,'get used to it.\n',20170903),(94066,5030,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170608),(94066,4029,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20170429),(28414,9192,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170617),(28414,6515,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170712),(12526,4804,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170323),(19968,3973,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171115),(19968,4884,'Question:\n',20170407),(19968,777,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171026),(71604,1193,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170523),(46571,6015,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170311),(34402,6653,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20171224),(34402,2917,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170112),(34402,1200,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170731),(81684,2241,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20180414),(81684,2558,'it made.\n',20170213),(81684,7609,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170202),(50273,6521,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170515),(50273,2513,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20171122),(98789,1714,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170709),(98789,5003,'out of a divorce.\n',20170114),(50258,5061,'programming languages.\n',20180424),(78052,4702,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170311),(78052,6292,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20180411),(78052,6210,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170328),(95958,8773,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170130),(27096,2059,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20171107),(27096,4331,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170227),(11414,8804,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20171231),(11414,5344,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170402),(13548,8455,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20180202),(74496,3841,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170925),(74496,4464,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170401),(74496,446,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170929),(85327,9876,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180401),(85327,2506,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20171213),(85327,3204,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20171016),(23055,8335,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20170404),(23055,9558,'You might as well live.\n',20171003),(52770,9520,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170618),(52770,5033,'it made.\n',20170707),(31384,3998,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170123),(92742,5963,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20180316),(92742,1295,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170625),(92742,2475,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20171130),(87419,8909,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170211),(81254,1056,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20180328),(81254,7110,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170107),(19316,1390,'programming languages.\n',20170714),(19316,9250,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20180413),(32248,6059,'as afterward.\n',20170529),(32248,1389,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20180307),(84301,6894,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171022),(84301,5585,'            once.\n',20171113),(84301,3737,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170816),(86318,9414,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20171122),(86318,709,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180317),(86318,8476,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20180310),(59335,8367,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20180221),(59335,7841,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170427),(59335,8883,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171230),(59623,1329,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170316),(59623,5925,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20180404),(59623,9007,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20180414),(86612,9395,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170828),(86612,737,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20180106),(33778,7130,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170804),(62913,8515,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20170316),(62913,3953,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170518),(93136,3139,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170620),(93136,3841,'people.\n',20170708),(81017,4818,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20171102),(81017,7705,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20171121),(81017,7338,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170417),(29535,9190,'First Rule of History:\n',20170311),(29535,9016,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20171118),(29535,4987,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170903),(54784,363,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170604),(87184,1643,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20171030),(48063,2270,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170609),(64633,2207,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20171114),(64633,5313,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170228),(30688,1344,'It used to point to me,\n',20170518),(54426,7219,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170708),(99208,2792,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20171207),(99208,8010,'You might as well live.\n',20180223),(99208,8873,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170417),(79389,4576,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170925),(79389,6136,'the light comes on.\n',20180127),(18485,9771,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170309),(36998,7990,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180203),(36998,2195,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170416),(45079,5091,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170818),(45079,1190,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20171119),(51559,2054,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170531),(32368,6059,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170530),(32368,7364,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170605),(32368,2679,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20180405),(88638,8522,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20171129),(88638,5777,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170312),(84531,6515,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20171019),(84531,4414,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170702),(84531,793,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20180305),(87106,3607,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170331),(47469,4982,'the way.\n',20170214),(47469,1056,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170108),(71077,4485,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170902),(71077,295,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170503),(71077,7862,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20170425),(16156,4581,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170109),(37059,5772,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170310),(37059,9529,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20180317),(19162,8082,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20170804),(74638,1386,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170312),(74638,5999,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20180202),(74638,4965,'ourselves.\n',20171007),(94904,1171,'the computer.\n',20170921),(94904,3984,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170706),(34066,6517,'        The apple fermented\n',20170610),(44397,2433,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170917),(44397,746,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170218),(44397,4195,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20180102),(81341,3570,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170718),(81341,8468,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170925),(39348,5030,'\n',20170511),(86467,6869,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170306),(49418,1374,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170424),(66010,3483,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20180129),(66010,1137,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170222),(66010,241,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180104),(16234,3,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170917),(16234,9776,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20170309),(16234,2075,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20180312),(70927,9306,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170518),(70927,7660,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170211),(84258,8902,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180314),(61931,7333,'\n',20171217),(61931,6575,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170212),(47986,1396,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170415),(47986,6602,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170204),(47986,8082,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180312),(58014,4193,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170502),(58014,6845,'get used to it.\n',20171014),(58014,1155,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170204),(80531,3297,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180130),(80531,9681,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170610),(52696,2059,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20180318),(52696,7737,'        No more than debris,\n',20170205),(52696,1878,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20171208),(32272,8566,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180309),(32272,9773,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170730),(88012,9559,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20171109),(88012,9768,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20171028),(19403,2189,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20180420),(19403,1859,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170430),(65911,7113,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20171123),(65911,3940,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170212),(65911,7587,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170126),(19640,5270,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20170902),(19640,7331,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170319),(39513,295,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170828),(39513,3357,'                even.\n',20180131),(90097,1046,'        other.\n',20180125),(97721,1155,'out of a divorce.\n',20170530),(97721,3901,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170820),(97721,8418,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170706),(81607,4287,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20171225),(80099,8476,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20171205),(80099,1404,'A: Both of them.\n',20171208),(55372,1926,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20171222),(55372,7660,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170529),(55372,674,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170116),(55627,674,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20180228),(55627,7182,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170215),(55627,1763,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170416),(63184,8898,'shoes.\n',20170811),(63184,6105,'the computer.\n',20180217),(63184,9130,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170713),(57202,9558,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170106),(36822,1811,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20180309),(36822,136,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180410),(36822,4731,'indigestion.\n',20170830),(57110,8548,'debugging sessions.\n',20170319),(57110,4331,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170531),(97156,8977,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170524),(97156,2002,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170916),(72990,2594,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170301),(72990,1163,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170624),(19426,8650,'it made.\n',20170212),(94909,4491,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170524),(94909,3470,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170819),(94909,5517,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180122),(41895,2177,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20180220),(41895,537,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20170629),(33192,55,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170313),(76806,9590,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170101),(44944,1468,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20171016),(44944,6659,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180125),(44944,5971,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170602),(64135,8777,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170228),(48280,2362,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20180129),(48280,1171,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170423),(48280,5922,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180406),(37216,719,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170831),(37216,8034,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20171024),(37216,8498,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20180325),(12754,8633,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20180105),(68301,9267,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170915),(47124,1894,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170417),(47124,3053,'flag.\n',20170328),(70309,7035,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171108),(70309,8012,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170407),(31398,3953,'body is better.\n',20170307),(64160,5605,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20180221),(64160,3517,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170609),(18487,4554,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170221),(18487,7338,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170223),(92758,5628,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170514),(92758,5101,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20171009),(92758,8784,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170905),(89829,7364,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20180123),(14114,622,'It used to point to me,\n',20170609),(19442,2195,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20180308),(19442,7227,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170629),(36196,6004,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170826),(36196,4681,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170120),(36196,3885,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170511),(56182,1994,'nails.\n',20180404),(56182,126,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20171025),(56182,1381,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170829),(48202,7737,'tomorrow!\n',20170916),(48202,4723,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170216),(48202,9615,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171113),(81569,5753,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170413),(81569,7780,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170516),(57120,786,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170203),(57120,4591,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170225),(31826,8233,'knows what it is.\n',20180429),(31826,8279,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170827),(31826,9087,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170925),(82057,315,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20180212),(82057,9289,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170904),(82057,364,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170206),(99236,6063,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170220),(99236,6914,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170409),(99236,5777,'   San Francisco?\n',20180125),(48928,6636,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170628),(48928,7822,'\n',20170824),(85338,6377,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170318),(22487,3322,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20180105),(70988,5972,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170701),(70988,8600,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20171110),(70988,5753,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180306),(63157,1163,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20170728),(45757,5201,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170117),(45757,8057,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20180426),(45757,719,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20171115),(20674,9738,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170919),(20674,1381,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170327),(20674,4702,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170125),(63654,1999,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170315),(63654,3251,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171120),(63654,8498,'\n',20180307),(46112,3915,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170928),(46112,8360,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20171217),(46112,5478,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170417),(77117,6517,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170206),(77117,3444,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20180330),(77117,1563,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170111),(34931,3471,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170504),(34931,4273,'to work.\n',20170217),(42846,7459,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170723),(42846,6843,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171018),(25191,5914,'change.\n',20171220),(42738,4485,'\n',20170905),(28714,988,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20171129),(35729,345,'example.\n',20171221),(35729,4930,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171102),(35729,4717,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170105),(22730,4464,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170622),(22730,5270,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170512),(49992,7929,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20170812),(49992,6505,'          -- Isaiah\n',20180205),(49992,5843,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170127),(80508,9373,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170413),(50107,5011,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170503),(35116,4951,'nails.\n',20180410),(50895,6999,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170504),(17662,2910,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180128),(17662,2443,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170317),(17662,5011,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170813),(11697,4652,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170811),(28543,2755,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180412),(42615,7737,'slandered.\n',20170529),(76647,9470,'be hard to understand.\n',20170225),(76647,3,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170605),(76647,3745,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20171003),(75958,2183,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20180105),(75958,3799,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180212),(75958,3570,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170209),(66846,8468,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20180101),(66846,4986,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20171022),(41326,7305,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20171216),(88667,8306,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170713),(88667,5287,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170104),(88667,1811,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20170204),(90161,6894,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170728),(90161,8504,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20170821),(44549,9373,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180423),(44549,5104,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20180111),(44549,2147,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170217),(63070,9030,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170816),(56117,4137,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20180425),(56117,3810,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170820),(28285,709,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170420),(28285,6105,'God is a polythiest\n',20180314),(28285,7333,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170328),(82414,8576,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170412),(31296,624,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20170927),(31296,5042,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170701),(69423,1643,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170621),(10233,7297,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180411),(10233,2714,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20171013),(35380,2218,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20180427),(96550,6801,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20180330),(96550,9137,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170826),(96550,764,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170822),(34922,8979,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170519),(34922,8084,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20171107),(90072,7711,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170907),(90072,4837,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180421),(72970,6341,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20180212),(72970,2092,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20180327),(72970,9222,'eat.\n',20170204),(83842,3999,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170913),(83842,3,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20170915),(83842,2272,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170808),(30884,8316,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170423),(30884,5396,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20180214),(30884,1643,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180304),(21858,4044,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20171031),(20369,6642,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20170205),(20369,3776,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171102),(20369,9630,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170713),(54585,7466,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170627),(23170,1859,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20170927),(59215,5469,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20180312),(59215,1763,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20180311),(85341,2888,'be hard to understand.\n',20171227),(85341,3114,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20180304),(85341,2502,'\n',20170320),(75711,649,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170423),(75711,9681,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170923),(76332,5124,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20180105),(40093,5089,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170715),(40093,1552,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20171201),(48956,7297,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180209),(48956,7035,'It never does quite what I want\n',20180429),(48956,8057,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170512),(34149,2558,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170514),(34149,3384,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20170118),(14813,5727,'        This person must be fired.\n',20180116),(14813,786,'tickets.\n',20170214),(14813,1194,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170404),(41809,4507,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20171224),(41809,5927,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170628),(41809,6767,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20171011),(29160,8631,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170411),(62562,7043,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20171126),(44004,8932,'people.\n',20170810),(64490,3115,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20170219),(24667,8753,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170818),(24667,9375,'Famous last words:\n',20170417),(24667,8082,'versa.\n',20170607),(74036,6393,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170825),(74036,9660,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20180426),(74036,9768,'after the age of 12.\n',20180209),(84829,3999,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170813),(84829,6612,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20180316),(44615,3745,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170617),(44615,7351,'Corollary:\n',20170330),(44615,4310,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180402),(17523,8566,'\n',20170420),(17523,3046,'\n',20180419),(60141,7637,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180107),(60141,5628,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170819),(60141,9190,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170123),(38833,5970,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20171206),(38833,1193,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180331),(57399,9923,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20171029),(57399,5851,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170128),(23203,8698,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170212),(23203,9362,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170125),(23203,8979,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20171206),(61012,9583,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20170504),(61012,5536,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180416),(88235,1438,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20171009),(88235,2044,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20180101),(88235,3652,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170106),(84320,7466,'                even.\n',20170203),(84320,1001,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180413),(84320,2668,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20180311),(70830,9434,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170119),(70830,9876,'\n',20180118),(81052,1785,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20180423),(93678,1600,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20180430),(84240,8417,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170920),(84240,1202,'every six months.\n',20170206),(84240,1783,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170421),(98761,8785,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170930),(98761,7535,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20170419),(45787,9472,'\n',20170617),(45787,8724,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170222),(51097,4239,'Acids stain you;\n',20170305),(38180,7390,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170629),(38180,2241,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170126),(38180,2526,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180127),(71755,2270,'pedestrians.\n',20170901),(88567,4612,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170901),(88567,9245,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20180227),(84993,1107,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180314),(84993,89,'        No more than debris,\n',20171110),(84993,5270,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170924),(78700,2054,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180330),(78700,871,'        stupidity.\n',20170730),(78700,9105,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20180329),(32001,7378,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20171130),(32001,9559,'        The apple fermented\n',20170817),(32001,9288,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180307),(11404,8082,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20171212),(11404,2350,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20170526),(11404,9832,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170106),(77941,624,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20180415),(84209,651,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170314),(31150,2152,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170526),(71625,8964,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170205),(71625,7401,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170115),(59360,5383,'the computer.\n',20171215),(59360,4195,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20180430),(62774,4112,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170618),(32262,5561,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170126),(32262,6579,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20180116),(32262,3997,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20180404),(41067,7424,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170910),(41067,2581,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20180426),(41067,4448,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180313),(50421,9583,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170702),(50421,1852,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20171006),(50421,7459,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170623),(58356,3607,'retail.\"\n',20170429),(58356,1016,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180325),(58356,8118,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170425),(63261,7110,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20180329),(63261,9362,'nothing.\n',20171029),(63261,4143,'Hail to the sun god\n',20171127),(86225,9771,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20171013),(86225,8084,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170505),(86225,5383,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20180310),(18579,5628,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20171024),(28167,8040,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170323),(42907,3745,'example.\n',20180425),(42907,1396,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170814),(70955,6436,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170511),(70955,124,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20170924),(42179,3826,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170715),(78245,5512,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20180315),(78245,3384,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170321),(78245,5714,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20180325),(23530,4352,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20180501),(80009,6964,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170606),(54950,1290,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20171102),(81638,9133,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170721),(81638,1878,'I really hate this damned machine\n',20180202),(82795,3635,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20180410),(82795,9171,'to worry.\n',20170316),(82795,6072,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170825),(95512,2362,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170624),(95512,4859,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170809),(95512,183,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170430),(42690,5927,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170628),(42690,7236,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20180429),(42690,4283,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20171211),(32696,4448,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170614),(71822,3997,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170915),(71822,3799,'Who do you trust?\n',20171004),(71822,8559,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170811),(42670,5561,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170903),(42670,1978,'   San Francisco?\n',20170503),(60185,8873,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170225),(32167,968,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20180114),(32167,6515,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20171223),(24241,1097,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180406),(24241,5195,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170713),(24241,8034,'nails.\n',20170303),(93643,3209,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170923),(93643,4576,'Hail to the sun god\n',20180413),(30182,5415,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170307),(30182,9335,'Corollary:\n',20170909),(73104,3376,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180203),(14946,2075,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20180307),(29455,2253,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170814),(29455,2809,'        stupidity.\n',20180130),(29455,9289,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170624),(50223,4683,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20180210),(50223,9395,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20180320),(50223,3384,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170602),(92679,1750,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170712),(92679,9775,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170814),(53918,143,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170224),(53918,7378,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20170106),(20147,7416,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170201),(70992,5605,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170815),(83937,2099,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20171014),(71902,3204,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20171012),(71902,6185,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20180413),(71902,1093,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170305),(28398,7386,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170529),(20328,1106,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20180412),(29003,8859,'hour!\"\n',20170701),(29003,6063,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170620),(89084,1654,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170726),(89084,1728,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170731),(89084,8976,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170618),(22011,5425,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20171106),(77108,6262,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170922),(10263,8207,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20180214),(10263,8559,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170831),(10263,8316,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20180117),(71848,7737,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180317),(27594,7035,'get used to it.\n',20170317),(26692,5043,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180215),(26692,2092,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170916),(86262,8622,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20171203),(33551,9520,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171206),(33551,4252,'change.\n',20170926),(33551,7711,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20171204),(99724,5512,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20180221),(59321,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180405),(33614,7110,'            a cop.\"\n',20170521),(12190,129,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20180328),(12190,6669,'        live.\n',20180125),(92212,1386,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170113),(70640,6571,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20180409),(70640,1202,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170206),(92462,3114,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170513),(96002,5195,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170903),(96002,8666,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170828),(96002,7523,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180410),(72076,8804,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170203),(72076,3904,'System/3!\n',20180401),(72076,8515,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20170415),(41836,3201,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170825),(86176,4930,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170422),(86176,4062,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180328),(86176,9347,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170415),(50118,6136,'computer crashes.\n',20170929),(50118,9122,'                -- Gigo\n',20170903),(50118,4961,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20170622),(48966,9289,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20171115),(29534,1926,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170817),(21741,3463,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170614),(21741,5162,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170427),(21741,7994,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171226),(66875,3587,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20180109),(66875,2640,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170402),(66875,7182,'        This person must be fired.\n',20171008),(47319,9681,'once.\n',20171119),(91638,537,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170908),(91638,8631,'the light comes on.\n',20171116),(31140,89,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170324),(31140,4542,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170226),(31140,9373,'every six months.\n',20171105),(35847,124,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20180310),(60236,2044,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20171017),(60236,9171,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20180116),(22247,7927,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170607),(28283,6254,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20170414),(28283,8753,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180203),(98009,6154,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170110),(98009,9924,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20171220),(62987,4143,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20170209),(62987,9346,'nothing.\n',20170823),(62987,8650,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20171212),(90862,8380,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170307),(90862,3998,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171103),(38861,8158,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170904),(38861,7660,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170731),(38861,9414,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170924),(98422,7113,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170504),(98422,2595,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20171217),(20782,402,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170518),(20782,4938,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170323),(37535,541,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170501),(37535,6059,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20180424),(61368,1673,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20171128),(61368,2210,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20171103),(61368,1923,'to work.\n',20170513),(21531,9306,'enough cheese\n',20171122),(21531,5415,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170929),(95542,3823,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170314),(95542,6740,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170316),(60437,9660,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20170908),(60437,8902,'slandered.\n',20180310),(60437,8109,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170516),(35466,3137,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170918),(35466,3415,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170603),(35466,2241,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20180102),(31913,488,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170430),(31913,7676,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180209),(31913,5282,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180303),(54625,9245,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180110),(54625,3755,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170413),(10713,9346,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170113),(89785,4143,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20170711),(89785,7257,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180304),(89785,9,'debugging sessions.\n',20180327),(55943,183,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20180114),(55943,2594,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170803),(55943,9773,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170822),(93012,5714,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20171216),(93012,3491,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20171127),(43009,2420,'of another.\n',20180402),(85855,8622,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20171018),(85855,515,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170724),(85855,1567,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170128),(39870,1753,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20180203),(39870,9145,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170806),(37751,4240,'        The apple fermented\n',20171026),(45081,1302,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20180405),(45081,2071,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171007),(45081,6625,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180425),(22749,3470,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20171208),(22749,8433,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20180302),(22749,2917,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20170716),(18123,2147,'change.\n',20171005),(18123,43,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170425),(18123,4723,'hour!\"\n',20171206),(68708,3297,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180125),(59901,9472,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20171003),(59901,1783,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170412),(30080,5517,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170326),(97831,6131,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170106),(18833,2967,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170708),(18833,5922,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170212),(56991,4938,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20171228),(43036,129,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170605),(43036,3318,'the way.\n',20170507),(74663,1811,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20171004),(74663,1166,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170714),(19164,6503,'means the price went way up.\n',20180315),(19164,9137,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170302),(19164,7820,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20170428),(44660,5963,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170723),(16455,6612,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20180422),(16455,3745,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170731),(16455,1625,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20171129),(23135,1998,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170607),(23135,1567,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171102),(23135,4273,'to work.\n',20171123),(98754,5493,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170605),(50548,9188,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170806),(50548,8455,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170815),(50548,2033,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20180411),(60492,2404,'thing he tells you.\n',20170708),(60492,3441,'First Rule of History:\n',20180320),(60492,2633,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20180106),(55951,8784,'totally worthless.\n',20180129),(13468,1077,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170215),(13468,1302,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170609),(13468,8859,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171123),(39597,7535,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20180121),(39597,5151,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20180218),(39597,3953,'        The apple fermented\n',20170531),(50382,6239,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20171118),(50382,2189,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20171031),(67459,5512,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170111),(56067,709,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20180327),(56067,8383,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20180428),(56067,9583,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20171026),(51203,2792,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170914),(51203,5493,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170616),(51203,8504,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20180411),(66325,2858,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20180107),(66325,1654,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20180205),(66325,924,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20180421),(11402,3797,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20170924),(11402,5648,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170618),(86328,5648,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20171126),(86328,3137,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170307),(15475,4252,'every six months.\n',20170129),(15475,6894,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170814),(16100,2792,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180426),(16100,2731,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170915),(65268,5425,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20180108),(50248,4652,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180413),(50248,3634,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170705),(31417,9353,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170724),(31417,2362,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170407),(56415,3384,'hour!\"\n',20170916),(56415,3826,'life.\n',20171126),(59167,6982,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20180123),(82357,5412,'        The apple fermented\n',20170215),(25678,6379,'The answer is 42.\n',20170216),(99095,2834,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170418),(99095,7182,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170712),(99095,9520,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170123),(26690,2075,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170220),(26690,2671,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170207),(84391,1859,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20180216),(75013,5415,'and last month in advance.\n',20180110),(75013,6178,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170630),(75013,8249,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20171125),(93509,9007,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20180302),(93509,3869,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170908),(93509,5104,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20170920),(58898,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170629),(58898,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170117),(58898,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171220),(45741,8542,'Take not a single bit!\n',20171118),(45741,6437,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20170209),(45741,5015,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20170430),(70183,9791,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170128),(37266,792,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170429),(37266,5043,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180112),(16586,1978,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170927),(78037,1563,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20171029),(78037,9133,'doing.\n',20180115),(78037,1830,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170224),(67207,2195,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170113),(67207,9791,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170509),(89458,7780,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170211),(89458,9917,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20171010),(89458,2501,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20171108),(18288,174,'to worry.\n',20180107),(33357,6845,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170303),(33357,1028,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20170601),(57274,1670,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170430),(33243,5282,'body is better.\n',20170417),(42391,2573,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180408),(65412,9876,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20180222),(65412,9087,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20180126),(65412,8826,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20171031),(88789,8061,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170130),(88789,2937,'out of a divorce.\n',20170807),(49770,2886,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170214),(49770,9669,'God is a polythiest\n',20180118),(94711,4017,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170309),(94711,6505,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20171113),(57098,2789,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20171004),(55194,5702,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170220),(55194,1783,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20180205),(46832,4961,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170603),(46832,1643,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20171002),(46832,2230,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170223),(31578,6982,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170308),(31578,4287,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20170228),(31578,1066,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20180418),(11092,4884,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171203),(11092,4892,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20180101),(11092,5735,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20171001),(17628,4652,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170427),(58273,6229,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170202),(58273,1016,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20171011),(58273,5135,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180327),(50529,3151,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170820),(70034,8559,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20171026),(70034,7242,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20171226),(19233,4687,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170920),(45056,3362,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180218),(45056,6292,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20171005),(88867,8114,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20180112),(88867,2035,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170603),(88867,1374,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170321),(27756,2875,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20180328),(84682,9432,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20171127),(91614,9669,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170429),(91614,5561,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170421),(41383,5971,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20170605),(73236,7894,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20180222),(46634,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170803),(46634,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170731),(46634,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170321),(21576,9046,'\n',20170924),(21576,8059,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171106),(69699,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170716),(69699,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171214),(38394,6669,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20171115),(38394,5593,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171008),(38394,690,'in God.\n',20170228),(71236,2714,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20171125),(71236,8836,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170125),(48817,9923,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170206),(48817,4273,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20170630),(24352,1921,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20180405),(24352,4507,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180303),(24352,8902,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170305),(51845,4149,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20171215),(37902,17,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170415),(89752,4534,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170530),(81181,9103,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20180205),(81181,4193,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170715),(81181,8902,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170828),(14068,315,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170425),(14068,7297,'nails.\n',20170716),(14068,1743,'hands.\n',20170822),(12509,8029,'The answer is 42.\n',20170410),(33221,3114,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20171219),(44873,6063,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170116),(44873,7509,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170803),(45633,1166,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170901),(43588,1552,'            a cop.\"\n',20170421),(71361,3901,'\n',20170330),(71361,3209,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170422),(50836,7107,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20180410),(50836,4381,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170404),(50836,2513,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170220),(62875,6612,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20180328),(11376,3841,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170309),(11376,1894,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170121),(11376,9288,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20180115),(86754,7351,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170412),(86754,9923,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170908),(87281,2400,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171104),(87281,4286,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170703),(44256,6575,'tickets.\n',20180201),(93471,9353,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170920),(74445,7460,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170614),(74445,8233,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170416),(74445,4804,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20171011),(25743,8121,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170603),(73400,1714,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20180404),(51925,4534,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20180321),(51925,8864,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170506),(51925,5149,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170527),(85723,624,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170101),(85723,8883,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170302),(85723,1763,'happens.\n',20180111),(70366,9780,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20180228),(70366,5412,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20171108),(55809,537,'nails.\n',20171216),(73030,5715,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170704),(73030,3345,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20180307),(73030,3851,'automation?\n',20170521),(98143,3634,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170506),(98143,9105,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20180120),(16454,5011,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170828),(16454,6148,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20180418),(60674,5061,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170813),(60674,9558,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180122),(60674,6101,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170303),(43913,1794,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170603),(43913,2886,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170226),(43913,1016,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20180430),(90831,1654,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170920),(90831,8716,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170530),(90831,6156,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20180306),(40422,1988,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20171009),(40422,5536,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20171012),(40422,9185,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170506),(87715,6020,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20171206),(30227,6063,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20171030),(30227,6658,'shoes.\n',20170817),(79610,3901,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170113),(48382,1643,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170107),(48382,9559,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170523),(48382,6505,'body is better.\n',20170927),(26744,3204,'it isn\'t here.\n',20171030),(26838,6517,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170725),(55533,2831,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180405),(55533,2475,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20171002),(45587,364,'        This person must be fired.\n',20171119),(37312,5748,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170302),(37312,8417,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20180128),(85139,8040,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170711),(85139,7929,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170922),(11858,1866,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20171122),(73070,9122,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180409),(73070,7331,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20180321),(78437,9615,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180205),(78437,6815,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170625),(19292,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170918),(19292,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170611),(19292,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171213),(87461,9214,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170629),(33414,1144,'happens.\n',20170923),(33414,7830,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170807),(33414,2875,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20180112),(82406,158,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20171031),(82406,4941,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20180319),(58679,7995,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171027),(75230,9624,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180111),(75230,1306,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170207),(75230,4723,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170514),(77265,2716,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180320),(23573,2979,'means the price went way up.\n',20180426),(23573,8777,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20180115),(17617,7927,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170529),(17617,5469,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170520),(17617,7535,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20180321),(70502,2677,'executive.\n',20170615),(70502,3521,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171110),(94300,968,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170423),(94300,6579,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180426),(94300,9406,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180321),(96855,8522,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170125),(38534,9145,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170311),(38534,9185,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170802),(75338,2858,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170815),(47547,7236,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170909),(47547,1104,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170205),(47547,5858,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170517),(39714,284,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20171017),(39714,5294,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170626),(19435,8078,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170709),(19435,3323,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20171127),(48318,3322,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180430),(48318,9171,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170612),(39951,1344,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20171012),(39951,3810,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170521),(97525,3139,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20180319),(13042,797,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20180310),(13042,2193,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170418),(13042,9150,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170525),(78319,9188,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20180306),(28360,7262,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170928),(28360,5966,'\n',20180129),(84048,8716,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170423),(84048,339,'after the age of 12.\n',20170321),(84048,4867,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20171111),(56694,8063,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170529),(56694,1290,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170513),(56694,9472,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170922),(82300,3441,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20171130),(82300,6602,'automation?\n',20180312),(82300,5982,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20180413),(17086,9472,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170607),(17086,6436,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180212),(17086,4591,'Famous last words:\n',20170421),(15113,4143,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20180410),(15113,2940,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180205),(63273,2940,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170623),(63273,6753,'body is better.\n',20170126),(34986,5004,'\n',20170808),(52142,6022,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20180305),(52142,3204,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170328),(96084,988,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170402),(28289,5240,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170512),(28289,651,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170406),(28289,7364,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170430),(58303,9469,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20180226),(58303,9529,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170324),(67693,1794,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170927),(67693,6579,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20170908),(67693,8233,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20171018),(61241,7535,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20180403),(61241,232,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170329),(83796,1468,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170103),(83796,3362,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180416),(83796,2272,'eat.\n',20180223),(36559,1329,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180122),(66447,3745,'        electrical cord.\n',20170225),(66447,6393,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20171112),(76659,1643,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20170529),(76659,9087,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20171016),(76659,1396,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170501),(90384,4659,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170218),(38065,7424,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20180429),(38065,3629,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180329),(96764,8315,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20171110),(96764,2910,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170408),(96764,2049,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170803),(96200,8997,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170113),(96200,2147,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20171110),(96200,5313,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20171020),(58690,8361,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170608),(71482,3623,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170630),(71482,8131,'        live.\n',20180107),(71482,6022,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20170630),(97973,9267,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180211),(97973,8548,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180422),(97973,2886,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20171231),(18151,5344,'Nooses give;\n',20180119),(18151,7271,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20180421),(66551,5561,'And other erotic effects.\n',20180123),(93713,1166,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170605),(93713,2035,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170619),(93713,6063,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20180129),(77288,2089,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170422),(62127,7271,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170227),(62127,9784,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170429),(37601,4194,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20180106),(37601,9472,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170817),(70303,8068,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180310),(70303,674,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20171214),(70303,2075,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20180329),(37565,9775,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170101),(37565,1104,'\n',20171020),(37565,1994,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20171122),(85709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170611),(85709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171025),(53977,4351,'        The apple fermented\n',20170303),(53977,7242,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180320),(53977,9624,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171021),(26594,4683,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170706),(26594,4520,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20180401),(34378,8600,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170408),(34378,3770,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20180103),(81399,551,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20180126),(81399,6393,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170912),(57109,4754,'        stupidity.\n',20170709),(57109,6701,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170122),(89998,7478,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170926),(59120,6085,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20180429),(59120,7390,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170404),(59120,8118,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20170127),(69199,6753,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170919),(66354,1087,'        The apple fermented\n',20170818),(66354,6156,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170126),(93077,610,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180107),(93077,4652,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170725),(93077,6262,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20171104),(36906,2953,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20180413),(36906,674,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170424),(95569,7995,'was to go away.\n',20180121),(95569,1925,'          -- Isaiah\n',20170814),(95569,1673,'\n',20170816),(47368,4915,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180330),(47368,7333,'        No more than debris,\n',20180203),(19832,146,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170124),(19832,241,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170625),(19832,8433,'        handle.\n',20171229),(75592,1016,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170213),(75592,9122,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20180212),(85682,1909,'pedestrians.\n',20170226),(85682,341,'        The apple fermented\n',20170823),(56774,5023,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170127),(29170,5648,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170602),(29170,3770,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170523),(29170,3953,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170412),(92310,5858,'        No more than debris,\n',20171214),(71394,1404,'Shining with all his might:\n',20180103),(71394,3213,'                -- Anatole France\n',20171130),(71394,3750,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170107),(39042,8504,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170216),(39042,3323,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170216),(39042,7780,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170621),(23523,3053,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180115),(23523,7994,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170426),(24929,4318,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170320),(42125,5519,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170914),(42125,2933,'in God.\n',20171231),(42125,1988,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170703),(35679,5089,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170708),(35679,2910,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180314),(35679,3441,'him up.\n',20171216),(86438,2021,'        handle.\n',20170929),(86438,8836,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170512),(86438,5383,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170813),(13682,3607,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170518),(13682,8158,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20180203),(45939,651,'it.\n',20170320),(45939,9520,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170415),(45939,2792,'A: Both of them.\n',20170424),(75436,6439,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170812),(75436,8909,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20171109),(96606,3797,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170223),(96606,8804,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20171012),(96606,136,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170121),(35910,6958,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170428),(35910,5772,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20180109),(35910,8193,'him up.\n',20171218),(95145,3037,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170706),(95145,1193,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170309),(95145,8187,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171119),(35033,9171,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20170430),(35033,6077,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170106),(35033,5155,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20180330),(63652,916,'The answer is 42.\n',20171122),(47416,7130,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170713),(13638,7219,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20180418),(13638,6085,'of another.\n',20180326),(13638,9434,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170617),(22376,6969,'the light comes on.\n',20170104),(22376,8071,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20171116),(84111,2731,'one.\n',20170429),(84111,4290,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170407),(84111,9660,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20171017),(97315,9137,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170209),(74886,515,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180206),(74886,2404,'was to go away.\n',20170927),(74886,7156,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20170806),(78478,9917,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180125),(78478,7792,'variable.\"\n',20170612),(41345,1106,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170811),(41345,9681,'\n',20180211),(50709,9934,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170214),(74218,5972,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180315),(74218,2940,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20180103),(74218,3973,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170810),(78403,7535,'Nooses give;\n',20180324),(78403,9053,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180224),(76319,1728,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170913),(71160,5155,'tickets.\n',20171225),(71160,3345,'example.\n',20170807),(71160,8063,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170627),(51249,1360,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170212),(70415,2189,'people.\n',20170322),(70415,3670,'every six months.\n',20171014),(70415,9469,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20180410),(46275,6702,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180407),(46275,649,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20180415),(46275,793,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170317),(11231,3992,'sane.\"\n',20170218),(11231,8925,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20170421),(11231,9470,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20180327),(36549,136,'Corollary:\n',20171122),(52416,6022,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20180402),(46030,8521,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170129),(46030,8976,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180419),(46030,8341,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170923),(85431,7262,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170411),(85431,339,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170324),(85431,9630,'soap bubble?\n',20170625),(57064,7297,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170331),(91600,9162,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20171111),(93805,7113,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20180412),(61878,3,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170503),(61878,8131,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20171222),(17622,9406,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170408),(92493,17,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20180401),(92493,4507,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171117),(38157,5145,'God Invented Grass.\n',20171113),(38157,1389,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20180309),(34538,4542,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20180323),(34538,718,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20171007),(34538,8995,'\n',20171113),(13514,1386,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170623),(13514,6575,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170804),(13820,4354,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20171009),(13820,5606,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20171231),(57559,1374,'programmers.\n',20170619),(57559,9832,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170414),(57559,3345,'Vote anarchist\n',20170824),(39576,4520,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20180216),(51351,2809,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180317),(51351,8172,'not worth knowing.\n',20180228),(73497,3629,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20171023),(73497,8620,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170917),(48751,9030,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170509),(48751,7478,'of another.\n',20180206),(43067,2809,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20171020),(25952,8176,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170707),(25952,574,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170425),(29919,8642,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170305),(29919,3218,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170628),(11570,7271,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170304),(11570,9414,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20171223),(11570,8012,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170510),(71447,2306,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180405),(71447,3491,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20180415),(75616,737,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170327),(75616,4149,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170722),(75616,7349,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171123),(59870,5839,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20180204),(59870,5282,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170902),(59870,7684,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170401),(13825,5294,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170516),(70460,1994,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171203),(70460,3187,'eat.\n',20171225),(39990,3470,'in students.\n',20170302),(39990,174,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170807),(39990,7830,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20171120),(41408,4987,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20180121),(20838,6022,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170210),(20838,4044,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170103),(91964,3998,'of another.\n',20171225),(56252,7660,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20180116),(56252,7315,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180227),(56252,674,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170110),(62395,9924,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20171206),(16355,70,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20171215),(16355,777,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20171108),(16355,1127,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170909),(36708,6958,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180408),(79371,2404,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170413),(54958,4470,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170515),(54958,4961,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180313),(16992,7937,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171210),(16992,7310,'every six months.\n',20171026),(85052,4491,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170125),(30109,5616,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170725),(30109,4029,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170501),(70367,2502,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20180424),(84565,4675,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20180307),(84565,1670,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170930),(84565,3225,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170413),(14459,8360,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170411),(13460,5030,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170413),(13460,3378,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170707),(35861,6894,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20180309),(97719,5269,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170109),(97719,6878,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20180304),(10336,3053,'the light comes on.\n',20171005),(10336,9,'eyes...\"\n',20171020),(35935,2558,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20171021),(33675,3362,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20171028),(33675,8667,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170127),(38709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170212),(38709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180118),(38709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170327),(38709,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170326),(86834,1859,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20171122),(86834,8468,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20180402),(53360,4520,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20171022),(53360,8068,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170410),(53360,7474,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20180318),(75636,1999,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180106),(71102,7854,'programming.\n',20170221),(71102,4112,'out of a divorce.\n',20170503),(71102,3382,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20171101),(54743,3826,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170710),(54743,1830,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170103),(10912,1290,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20170406),(10912,5313,'people.\n',20180418),(10912,2967,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20180226),(38417,2677,'        live.\n',20170727),(11950,8826,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170827),(78352,7820,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170221),(78352,4699,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20180107),(45977,2809,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20170523),(45977,1978,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20170126),(34955,1751,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20180407),(95034,9669,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20170610),(95034,3992,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170214),(59815,9214,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180214),(59815,1390,'The middle of the night.\n',20171004),(71581,7351,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20171205),(71581,8152,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170709),(11758,3139,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20170403),(11758,1599,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170714),(86594,7257,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170310),(86594,658,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180325),(46717,1229,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20171018),(46717,4576,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20180430),(79817,3016,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170603),(79817,7297,'the morning.\n',20170404),(19145,9347,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170810),(19145,9828,'sane.\"\n',20171218),(95979,3647,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170101),(40616,8109,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20171224),(40616,8012,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20170103),(51552,2295,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170322),(51552,6965,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170214),(94679,8620,'elsewhere.\"\n',20180217),(81074,8132,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171002),(21388,1266,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170405),(29956,2207,'hour!\"\n',20170327),(15980,6136,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170801),(15980,9246,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20180314),(15980,6129,'every six months.\n',20170810),(61732,4913,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20171015),(59858,345,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171020),(59858,6612,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170329),(59858,3037,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20171204),(70485,8249,'pedestrians.\n',20170928),(18222,9167,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170530),(18222,2640,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20171013),(41804,2513,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171218),(99602,7378,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170405),(99602,493,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170605),(99602,9185,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170313),(27048,5925,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170731),(27048,3635,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170126),(27048,6393,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170616),(67840,8121,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170217),(58291,5914,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170622),(58291,765,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20170112),(91388,4576,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170127),(91388,8131,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170529),(91388,4291,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170614),(48256,9335,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180213),(48256,8114,'slandered.\n',20170409),(48256,2183,'the way.\n',20170712),(46115,6020,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170313),(46115,8995,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170328),(46115,517,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20180124),(12550,5151,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20171022),(12550,9432,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20171001),(90723,4006,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170805),(90723,5628,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20171108),(68788,315,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20171117),(68788,9583,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170514),(68788,4485,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170707),(57281,8939,'flag.\n',20170805),(57281,4982,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20180120),(57281,2295,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180210),(47377,1046,'knows what it is.\n',20171211),(18058,8542,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170216),(98602,4612,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20180419),(98602,5778,'handicapped.\n',20170321),(30908,1306,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170714),(72247,2420,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170225),(72247,3016,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180411),(51764,1386,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171017),(51764,8790,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170930),(51764,3901,'        hits the paper.\n',20180308),(69309,1811,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170103),(18127,7773,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20180409),(18127,6659,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20171019),(52187,6938,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170228),(78274,9558,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20171019),(49116,7684,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170203),(49116,3973,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20180421),(27821,8964,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20171119),(27821,9087,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170516),(27821,845,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180101),(41236,8804,'fur coat.\n',20171116),(41236,2033,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170513),(41236,7259,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20180314),(52374,6571,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170423),(52374,7758,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171205),(66445,4731,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171030),(39989,4414,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180305),(13628,8158,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20180328),(13628,402,'nails.\n',20170330),(15942,6894,'System/3!\n',20180419),(15942,43,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171001),(15942,2792,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170710),(72298,5104,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20171110),(72298,8132,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170126),(83833,7107,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170305),(83833,4331,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20170531),(95800,1016,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20171219),(95800,5151,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20171106),(69600,5784,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20180210),(54896,9673,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20171113),(47132,9974,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20171011),(29660,5162,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20180225),(29660,9035,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20180425),(29660,4681,'bread.\n',20170210),(46097,3151,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180413),(46097,1004,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170724),(23605,9624,'ourselves.\n',20170529),(23605,1763,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170715),(23605,55,'miss\n',20170305),(30021,6669,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170403),(62731,7338,'happens.\n',20170823),(90347,3629,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20171213),(90347,4059,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20180221),(36413,2659,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171222),(82010,6669,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170406),(60124,7028,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180307),(88853,624,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20180322),(48429,3318,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20171009),(48429,61,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170724),(48429,5851,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171109),(79918,3900,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170403),(42261,3266,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20171124),(74418,9007,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20171003),(74418,8082,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20171020),(49447,3077,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170711),(49447,6004,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170302),(31107,257,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170306),(31107,3904,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20180428),(31107,797,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170404),(21908,5362,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20170410),(21908,55,'coughing.\"\n',20170528),(21908,2640,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170822),(95238,574,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170511),(42265,6275,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180207),(42265,8335,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170418),(80412,8631,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170215),(80412,709,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20171129),(26714,811,'\n',20180426),(26714,1390,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20171206),(13989,3232,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20171230),(13989,9346,'computer crashes.\n',20170508),(37549,3517,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170510),(72518,1960,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170506),(72518,2210,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180115),(21464,6072,'pedestrians.\n',20171202),(28643,6084,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170204),(28643,4470,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170301),(68046,8521,'this sort of trash.\n',20171101),(35860,932,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170809),(49262,5149,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170506),(49262,9934,'to work.\n',20170714),(49262,9771,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20171205),(39551,4913,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180315),(39551,149,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20171111),(22257,3384,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170215),(22257,1782,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20171028),(33976,4329,'world has ever seen.\n',20170425),(72588,6636,'people.\n',20170716),(53116,89,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170706),(86107,3266,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170427),(86107,7401,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170220),(27969,5772,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170526),(27969,3869,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20180204),(11264,7338,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20171206),(45053,9288,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170726),(33996,9126,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170730),(33996,541,'You might as well live.\n',20170308),(33996,7107,'        When told this was so,\n',20171106),(81762,6236,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180302),(59259,9171,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170409),(59259,6439,'in God.\n',20171009),(75698,3187,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180409),(75698,4246,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170413),(75698,7792,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20171230),(34831,2147,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170821),(34831,6571,'government at all.\n',20180417),(82157,3652,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170305),(82157,9612,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20171112),(82157,9110,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170429),(94156,7257,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170610),(15447,6239,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170314),(38648,674,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20171017),(14277,8784,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180128),(17125,8403,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20171214),(17125,1782,'every six months.\n',20180202),(17125,712,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20171105),(25910,4387,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20171017),(42049,5606,'this sort of trash.\n',20170419),(35352,1519,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170321),(35352,2993,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20180225),(35352,1643,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170801),(23825,1200,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170720),(43366,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170629),(43366,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170710),(43366,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180113),(43366,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171207),(44832,7609,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170628),(95346,624,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170817),(95346,3810,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20180419),(95346,996,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20171018),(31189,8176,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20171104),(69267,2953,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170906),(97322,5294,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170609),(97322,1973,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20171021),(76691,3323,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170427),(70035,7927,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170901),(70035,7259,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20170206),(70035,1033,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170122),(41706,5735,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170218),(41706,5963,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170217),(31926,9167,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170416),(31926,3901,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20171228),(19473,8063,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180414),(19473,746,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20180228),(19473,3139,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20171022),(31147,3115,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20171230),(31147,1087,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20180429),(31147,6393,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170509),(24693,4006,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170201),(88537,174,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170609),(88537,2167,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20171010),(88537,587,'pedestrians.\n',20170901),(71760,6789,'        When told this was so,\n',20170814),(71760,9267,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170705),(71760,284,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170108),(12573,5605,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170521),(12573,402,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170719),(17892,2002,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170712),(56661,8468,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20180109),(94289,5562,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170909),(94289,3362,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170924),(23547,4207,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20170919),(23547,8902,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170621),(37693,8082,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170919),(37693,5149,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170407),(37693,136,'the way.\n',20170706),(78207,574,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170615),(78207,9828,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170614),(78207,4965,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20180420),(98429,9150,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170420),(98429,5493,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20180412),(14441,9780,'First Rule of History:\n',20170521),(49751,8315,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20171208),(46748,8515,'\n',20180415),(46748,7364,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170104),(46748,3589,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170523),(73567,7822,'programming.\n',20180306),(94853,2183,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20171010),(86356,8421,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170717),(54063,2806,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170402),(38471,2111,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20180412),(38471,6254,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180418),(94520,7947,'flag.\n',20170314),(94520,4290,'\n',20180329),(75484,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170805),(36174,845,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170616),(36174,4804,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20171108),(36174,7416,'example.\n',20170519),(25651,2151,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170916),(25651,1127,'life.\n',20171217),(25651,134,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20171024),(71203,5512,'tomorrow!\n',20180309),(71203,2071,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170515),(73797,3900,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170516),(73797,1410,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170720),(76720,9974,'hands.\n',20171129),(77661,2513,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20171217),(77661,7315,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20171103),(77661,1306,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171011),(30221,4414,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20171207),(80685,9373,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20180404),(54171,3634,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170502),(54171,4965,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170808),(50853,2035,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170503),(50853,6589,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180404),(94069,1520,'computer crashes.\n',20170526),(52489,3232,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170119),(52489,8541,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170626),(52489,7364,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20171104),(98928,5606,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170122),(52514,9192,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20170807),(28552,1004,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20171222),(58508,9681,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170113),(55825,8716,'\n',20170430),(55825,3251,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170712),(36833,5922,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20180307),(54818,149,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170126),(16241,2270,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170210),(16241,5922,'He sure is a fun god\n',20171210),(39684,6852,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20180127),(39684,5966,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171204),(36649,6020,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170320),(36649,8187,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170821),(36649,18,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20180310),(67361,4804,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20180310),(67361,3647,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20180324),(85302,8667,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20180210),(73143,6131,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20170715),(34091,4448,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20171114),(67086,5867,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170131),(67086,537,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20180409),(94160,7711,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170801),(94160,515,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170322),(88570,8068,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20171227),(88570,6072,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20171106),(88570,4044,'bread.\n',20170105),(51330,2177,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170326),(45807,5727,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170513),(45807,3999,'It used to point to me,\n',20170421),(45807,624,'change.\n',20180203),(98574,2940,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20170930),(27603,2044,'Got Mole problems?\n',20171007),(27603,5089,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170418),(27603,2365,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20180114),(87978,6815,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20180307),(87978,5287,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20171227),(27059,174,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170809),(56163,104,'him up.\n',20180313),(56163,6377,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20180320),(56163,2295,'It never does quite what I want\n',20171106),(35303,493,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170509),(15489,3323,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180130),(77185,1667,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170307),(77185,8785,'and last month in advance.\n',20170112),(88210,1659,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170825),(88210,9880,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170713),(39130,3484,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170712),(20662,6439,'a new town.\n',20180109),(20662,3151,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170316),(80215,9103,'immune to bullets\"\n',20180313),(51956,8727,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170419),(51956,1923,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180206),(51956,1171,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171220),(61420,4913,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170718),(61420,1978,'tomorrow!\n',20170806),(61420,8631,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170605),(88458,1529,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170210),(88458,4290,'First Rule of History:\n',20180115),(88458,212,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20180107),(57703,7275,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171116),(85931,2218,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170311),(85931,3904,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20171226),(85931,9956,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170905),(90749,1866,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170529),(90749,4331,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170227),(90749,1520,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180412),(51226,718,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20171023),(51226,183,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20170227),(53846,7830,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171226),(53846,5287,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170622),(53846,7242,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170422),(82696,3634,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170327),(82696,2652,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170714),(50252,3865,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171016),(50252,3670,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20170728),(50252,5385,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20171116),(83238,1266,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170428),(23073,2886,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170516),(23073,2594,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170925),(78800,2594,'shortest, though.\n',20170121),(59679,4286,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170331),(19855,7271,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170207),(19855,8925,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20171118),(24598,8548,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170421),(24598,2206,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180216),(82862,9768,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170928),(82862,7711,'life.\n',20171122),(82862,8859,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20180106),(90412,6852,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20171023),(90412,8306,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20171122),(79299,8061,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170928),(88301,7259,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20171123),(88301,7509,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170331),(88301,6653,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170408),(36394,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180116),(30723,7929,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170412),(83434,8010,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170519),(83434,2677,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20180309),(99176,7454,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20171123),(99176,2206,'You might as well live.\n',20171230),(98775,5004,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20180304),(66407,5124,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170214),(12022,1137,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180122),(12022,6636,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170413),(12022,2403,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20180225),(36335,9520,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20180225),(36335,6085,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170102),(24165,7660,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20180419),(24165,1714,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170722),(24165,6379,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170315),(29033,2230,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20180312),(29033,9395,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180228),(44991,5963,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20170214),(44991,2295,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170325),(48554,8121,'after the age of 12.\n',20171018),(43744,1599,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170124),(43744,2993,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170910),(43744,5101,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170516),(58976,6436,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170817),(58976,5536,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170423),(40065,8029,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170814),(82487,7035,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20180112),(65941,8932,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180426),(91368,8233,'has been discontinued.\n',20170221),(94914,2924,'give it back to them.\n',20170525),(76414,7780,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170817),(80036,212,'debugging sessions.\n',20170728),(80036,3647,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20170805),(80036,5089,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170409),(88377,1028,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20180328),(88377,2035,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170203),(88377,1799,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20170928),(52712,1306,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20171231),(85029,4576,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170806),(85029,651,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180402),(85029,9771,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20171214),(26351,5388,'writing.\n',20170628),(26351,8826,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170901),(26351,1056,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170205),(57908,777,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20171024),(57908,6020,'\n',20170623),(57908,4300,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20180108),(59894,9150,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170216),(50012,9159,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20180114),(50012,6595,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170629),(50012,9053,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180317),(98635,3629,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20180417),(80850,6517,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170128),(69188,5963,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20180412),(26482,5142,'the morning.\n',20170302),(26482,706,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20170304),(67733,8361,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20171219),(67733,6753,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170806),(55760,1389,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170326),(55760,3137,'handicapped.\n',20171117),(73761,5478,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170308),(73761,5282,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20171118),(73761,8187,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170101),(68459,881,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20180404),(16964,8249,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170923),(16964,7424,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20170903),(16964,4290,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180319),(50477,3053,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20180211),(44692,6072,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170727),(44692,9876,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171112),(44692,2652,'ourselves.\n',20180212),(27189,5157,'people.\n',20170111),(27189,3797,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170427),(64158,7424,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20170505),(94529,6740,'was to go away.\n',20171015),(82832,8383,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20171002),(82832,3156,'debugging sessions.\n',20170802),(71413,3318,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170813),(71413,7698,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170729),(71413,3157,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170625),(56482,8784,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20180203),(80498,2002,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170918),(80498,8612,'   San Francisco?\n',20170217),(55253,1923,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20180425),(55253,9434,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20180222),(55253,9064,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170109),(67283,7820,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180124),(67283,3865,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170417),(67283,6129,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170527),(95754,4207,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20171108),(86406,295,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20180429),(86406,5003,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170923),(78425,792,'in God.\n',20170524),(78425,3322,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170821),(78425,8316,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20180308),(53099,4069,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170202),(53099,1921,'\n',20180212),(46181,418,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180425),(92790,4252,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170321),(24915,6986,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20180124),(32463,5323,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170621),(64478,5605,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20180109),(15804,2917,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180501),(15804,6884,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170401),(43739,5606,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20171123),(56020,3444,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180106),(56020,8057,'        stupidity.\n',20170218),(20363,8925,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20180430),(20363,7894,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170124),(21738,4072,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170922),(21738,1599,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20171210),(21738,3851,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170629),(32947,9427,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170112),(32947,6602,'lightly greased.\"\n',20180119),(32947,8306,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20171231),(29175,4674,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170728),(60342,124,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180420),(60342,6154,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170227),(48224,4867,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170909),(48224,9346,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20180110),(18651,515,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20171117),(18651,1389,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20171024),(18651,1468,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20180113),(10443,2433,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20180216),(10443,1909,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170715),(10443,4715,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20170423),(41004,6505,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20171230),(41004,9188,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170725),(44622,2677,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170713),(44622,7854,'sane.\"\n',20170516),(44622,7837,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170426),(50116,3755,'take a bath...\n',20170416),(32915,7509,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170423),(74003,845,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170705),(86778,8176,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170127),(86778,7830,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170222),(65351,212,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20171120),(65351,5715,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170812),(65351,3607,'retail.\"\n',20170916),(91868,2668,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170107),(38545,9030,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170125),(13922,4729,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20171012),(60707,1851,'\n',20170114),(60707,5269,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20180124),(72459,706,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170612),(82259,4062,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20180219),(82259,6210,'fur coat.\n',20180307),(82259,7587,'The answer is 42.\n',20180116),(44965,5963,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20171022),(44965,9145,'to worry.\n',20170731),(60884,811,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20170908),(89975,6589,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180103),(89975,3607,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170706),(72821,842,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20171127),(72821,5101,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170524),(72821,6753,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170831),(17439,6439,'a new town.\n',20170101),(17439,174,'be hard to understand.\n',20171231),(17439,8548,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180424),(29822,2272,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170318),(75696,7275,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170418),(34026,1667,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170224),(34026,8416,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20170422),(57615,4520,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20171221),(85656,1783,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20180211),(29185,5015,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170721),(29185,5003,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170714),(29185,1837,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170123),(90782,6815,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20171112),(34716,5030,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170423),(30776,6127,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170701),(30776,3009,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170923),(70931,6999,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20170720),(68714,3053,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20171112),(68714,4534,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20170615),(68714,764,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170910),(51259,5512,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170412),(51259,8442,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170103),(51259,9016,'example.\n',20180501),(93401,9877,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170624),(94507,8667,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20171111),(94507,6210,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170305),(23873,2433,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170819),(23873,4448,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170204),(84793,8433,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170413),(21046,6515,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20180106),(21046,2967,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170909),(84357,6602,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170222),(84357,9245,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170501),(91759,4674,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170803),(91759,2206,'It used to point to me,\n',20170529),(91759,4318,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170912),(90536,6938,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170405),(90536,7459,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20180111),(93446,9087,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20171129),(28605,6753,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170802),(28605,7338,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170622),(92078,1654,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180304),(22363,9325,'Nooses give;\n',20180422),(22363,2937,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20171214),(35726,7310,'ends.\n',20171206),(35726,106,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20171102),(35726,8383,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20171103),(66901,3997,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170314),(66901,9529,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20180109),(53396,1649,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180329),(53396,7315,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170703),(53396,7310,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20171017),(14617,2499,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170531),(14617,3382,'indigestion.\n',20171020),(43535,4659,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170727),(69064,3623,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20170621),(69064,4583,'Take not a single bit!\n',20171023),(17876,8158,'for a dial tone.\n',20170831),(17876,9923,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180319),(17876,6142,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170216),(41321,996,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170501),(41321,3634,'happens.\n',20171012),(87508,1794,'handicapped.\n',20180323),(61269,3072,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170428),(20009,8004,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170417),(26043,9319,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170715),(26043,3,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170815),(26043,4867,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171216),(31753,295,'Be different: conform.\n',20180315),(31753,2403,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20171114),(76804,4754,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170121),(96376,5715,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20180123),(96376,1667,'it.\n',20171201),(49455,5162,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170901),(49455,1852,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170223),(49455,7888,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180221),(59960,3362,'once.\n',20180306),(59960,4352,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170120),(59960,8342,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171204),(83420,1851,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180126),(18226,574,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20180308),(18226,1552,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180423),(18226,8997,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170628),(60253,6878,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170422),(60253,1396,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170222),(60253,4837,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20180318),(82624,1390,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170528),(98787,2652,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20180116),(98787,3384,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170422),(98787,6845,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20180304),(24765,8979,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170511),(24765,9624,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20170104),(24765,8548,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170520),(94937,8569,'\n',20171222),(58376,6505,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20170827),(58376,1811,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20170712),(99595,1763,'\n',20170728),(99595,6702,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180211),(99595,4351,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20171012),(75883,8132,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20171231),(75883,7737,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170327),(75883,1926,'        But this output can be\n',20171009),(27868,792,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170430),(27868,9246,'Boss is reading it.\n',20180307),(83110,4859,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170717),(43685,7028,'tickets.\n',20170111),(43685,1360,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20180415),(17800,8826,'                even.\n',20180409),(17800,9775,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170603),(17800,6505,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20171114),(73830,2875,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170811),(73830,4063,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20180223),(73830,7297,'\n',20171002),(72683,517,'that I can.\"\n',20171018),(69514,4149,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180217),(82809,3999,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20180115),(82809,6292,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170503),(78811,1988,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180127),(20118,5865,'Nooses give;\n',20180413),(20118,690,'versa.\n',20180116),(20118,7705,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170428),(11211,5628,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171221),(11211,3137,'to reform.\n',20170117),(71392,7466,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20171023),(95878,1649,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170813),(95878,924,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170329),(55474,3199,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20180407),(61264,5914,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170701),(61264,674,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170803),(59504,8612,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20180307),(59504,1743,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20171009),(46582,6136,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180416),(46582,6184,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180330),(46582,574,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180303),(16067,1994,'flag.\n',20170721),(16067,106,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171208),(16067,6964,'one.\n',20171225),(86080,6503,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170820),(86080,5030,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170924),(86080,9469,'A: Both of them.\n',20170610),(66173,9145,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20171031),(66173,4652,'means the price went way up.\n',20171115),(30615,3999,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170127),(49779,7275,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20180218),(94605,3904,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170913),(94605,5396,'in students.\n',20170320),(96173,9924,'writing.\n',20170205),(96173,176,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20171026),(96173,6740,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170404),(11162,8995,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180416),(11162,1046,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170424),(11162,8109,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20180203),(67553,1988,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20170304),(67553,3647,'for a dial tone.\n',20180428),(67553,1386,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20180421),(91508,4507,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170508),(91508,2110,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20180124),(96692,5270,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171103),(96692,4941,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180215),(37533,158,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20180324),(42285,2433,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170315),(66443,9472,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180213),(66443,9245,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20171113),(66443,7351,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171112),(76405,5388,'computer crashes.\n',20170512),(76405,1978,'\n',20171102),(76405,9190,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170613),(64037,8521,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170108),(64037,4723,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20170116),(93246,8773,'a new town.\n',20170228),(32781,4723,'miss\n',20171117),(32781,6463,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170519),(85849,4193,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20170601),(85849,2789,'Hail to the sun god\n',20170910),(85849,8541,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170629),(53444,3139,'to reform.\n',20170426),(94674,6292,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20180109),(94674,4143,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170216),(68155,9325,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180112),(68155,8864,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20180309),(10309,4448,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20170604),(83976,8548,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180306),(87118,2075,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20171222),(87118,3046,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20180223),(65990,8964,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170104),(65990,4448,'doing.\n',20170823),(68256,5255,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20180501),(68256,8666,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20171126),(35852,3640,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170715),(35852,2230,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170717),(35852,8729,'and last month in advance.\n',20170222),(48098,3218,'elsewhere.\"\n',20171104),(48098,3351,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20170115),(48098,4252,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20180123),(38385,2652,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170529),(38385,5714,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20171210),(38385,5971,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20180315),(38441,6722,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170223),(17413,9007,'be hard to understand.\n',20170921),(17413,2755,'variable.\"\n',20170225),(84853,3896,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20180102),(84853,6845,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20171204),(84853,8057,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170326),(62227,4044,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170219),(18083,4731,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170214),(18083,7504,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170309),(18083,3776,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20170422),(83407,658,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170428),(83407,1675,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170909),(85098,8515,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20180113),(85098,85,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20171009),(85098,2433,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170612),(51707,6063,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171126),(80786,2640,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20180320),(80786,3318,'nothing.\n',20170928),(80786,8118,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20180420),(26091,7705,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170303),(26091,3878,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170406),(26091,7416,'to date.\n',20170926),(74985,2210,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170717),(74985,5061,'of being a damned fool.\n',20180217),(74985,7894,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170417),(20351,2755,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170507),(77379,9712,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170302),(77379,9956,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170112),(77379,7927,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170406),(70301,232,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20171230),(78660,9130,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170412),(83920,4915,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20180422),(83920,5195,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170309),(83920,7305,'hands.\n',20170815),(67771,6154,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170606),(67771,3869,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170315),(69377,9677,'He did his very best to make\n',20170623),(69377,1673,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20180206),(74054,8864,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20171124),(74054,402,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20171002),(74054,1374,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170421),(62070,7113,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20171014),(62070,5124,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20180411),(62070,5519,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170618),(30588,1229,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20171230),(30588,3266,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170116),(30588,6669,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20171112),(24328,9,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170223),(24328,8869,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170927),(79401,6379,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170209),(79401,5519,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180208),(79401,6589,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170125),(28276,3869,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20171216),(28276,916,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20171218),(28276,124,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170108),(35438,3357,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170704),(35438,7364,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20180325),(35438,6154,'\n',20180113),(49857,1194,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170228),(49857,517,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170311),(71047,5880,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20180226),(71047,1519,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180423),(21628,5145,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20180416),(21628,8569,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170418),(52821,2147,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20171211),(39890,1783,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170730),(39890,7242,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20171015),(39890,6439,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20170409),(58177,7995,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170728),(58177,7830,'\n',20170403),(58177,4246,'Famous last words:\n',20171127),(94768,9105,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170427),(10540,8433,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170706),(10540,3851,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170203),(45004,5043,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20171009),(86776,5778,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180205),(86776,5043,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170607),(86776,7535,'out of a divorce.\n',20180426),(39245,3901,'        No more than debris,\n',20180111),(39245,5865,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20180129),(39245,4702,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170622),(82701,5927,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170129),(82701,276,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170711),(82701,8964,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170212),(92379,241,'for a dial tone.\n',20170726),(92379,5922,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20171118),(92379,5865,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20171207),(89158,8380,'has been discontinued.\n',20171115),(89158,7995,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170714),(67519,6114,'it made.\n',20180331),(88586,1552,'it made.\n',20180404),(88586,18,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170531),(44769,7937,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170205),(44769,8152,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171009),(44769,3318,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170319),(37434,5383,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20180218),(37434,1329,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20171011),(37434,2933,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170624),(65505,9828,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170605),(65505,7378,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20180309),(37984,8997,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20171129),(37984,8315,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171202),(67345,8548,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170227),(67345,2886,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20180128),(67345,4207,'life.\n',20180111),(99650,797,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170804),(58257,3357,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170815),(43022,3629,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170507),(43022,7711,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20170815),(43022,8152,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20171124),(49640,9347,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20171017),(49640,5023,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20171105),(49640,3581,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20171120),(24153,3115,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170406),(24153,9,'writing.\n',20170618),(24153,1200,'\n',20170906),(31529,8995,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180122),(31529,8600,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170215),(46813,2167,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20171212),(46813,9469,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170411),(46813,7862,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20180321),(36886,4867,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180104),(36886,1396,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170319),(80249,6275,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170908),(80249,9406,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20171118),(31595,5270,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170216),(31595,1290,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170615),(11368,9375,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20180212),(11368,3973,'knows what it is.\n',20170318),(46359,9612,'nothing.\n',20170403),(46359,6072,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170516),(56142,9434,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20180322),(56142,9137,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170130),(56142,104,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20180221),(72442,3750,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170110),(72442,1137,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171214),(28392,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180403),(28392,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170512),(25478,9974,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170829),(25478,8068,'writing.\n',20170930),(25478,7416,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170417),(70052,3517,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170508),(70052,6722,'        handle.\n',20180329),(70052,4804,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170205),(62891,1028,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170804),(19561,2420,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170219),(15826,1137,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170202),(15826,6129,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20170118),(27659,5478,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20171130),(27659,8995,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170226),(35251,3157,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170826),(35251,5323,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170726),(68306,8949,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180313),(68306,1386,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170215),(28778,2272,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170816),(28778,7364,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170122),(28778,7676,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20180403),(69611,8600,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170629),(69611,2147,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170129),(69611,2241,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20180213),(94268,3915,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20180314),(94268,6653,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170410),(36244,1643,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170819),(36244,6938,'enough cheese\n',20170422),(90227,2806,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180501),(71601,2677,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180221),(71601,6845,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20171104),(14191,9923,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170127),(59374,4951,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20180325),(59374,5104,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170911),(59374,8826,'\n',20170718),(32564,8600,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170318),(32564,1193,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170129),(32564,6085,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170103),(87254,9289,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170930),(87254,1728,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180309),(92572,1751,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20180102),(92572,6077,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20171207),(50360,1763,'nails.\n',20170919),(50360,8029,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20170423),(50360,2789,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170716),(39284,5715,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20180313),(21056,3323,'        hits the paper.\n',20170824),(21056,2362,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170412),(60553,134,'indigestion.\n',20170107),(60553,3581,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180501),(73930,9347,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20180117),(51835,9,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170521),(51835,9615,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170310),(84428,4149,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20171103),(84428,996,'in students.\n',20170109),(89951,8622,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180106),(89951,3997,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20171005),(43093,517,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170704),(43093,3357,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170512),(17054,4951,'of being a damned fool.\n',20180318),(72164,1837,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20180123),(33478,3470,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171028),(33478,5829,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180405),(85914,5011,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20171031),(85914,1581,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20171015),(85914,3670,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20170831),(70526,4273,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20180313),(70526,8569,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20170103),(70526,1675,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170208),(48438,4240,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170911),(48438,6571,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180329),(48438,6148,'He did his very best to make\n',20180328),(21601,6236,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20180423),(21601,3471,'The answer is 42.\n',20171130),(77639,4591,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20171120),(77639,1393,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20180110),(18252,3376,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170813),(31750,1851,'\n',20180405),(31750,1750,'variable.\"\n',20170625),(31750,1229,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180204),(17921,4461,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170114),(17921,129,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20170828),(17921,1054,'out of a divorce.\n',20180423),(96382,2499,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170105),(36205,6612,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20180324),(36205,6210,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170405),(36205,5149,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170712),(66646,4223,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180316),(58377,1751,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20180408),(58377,6480,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170906),(58377,2021,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20170731),(42546,6254,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170513),(67007,2716,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20171107),(67007,3007,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170827),(67549,5561,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20171221),(67549,6185,'A: Both of them.\n',20171117),(41471,8976,'\n',20170625),(69935,7705,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20180126),(69935,8631,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20171109),(69935,8152,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20171013),(46201,2749,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170518),(46201,6142,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180310),(46201,8976,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20171215),(32591,8172,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170214),(73965,5562,'        electrical cord.\n',20170529),(73965,6186,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170727),(73965,6658,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170715),(77688,6377,'        live.\n',20170603),(69051,4681,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170528),(69051,6156,'\n',20180225),(48684,8118,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20171014),(48684,4717,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170127),(48684,8902,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20180127),(30190,2918,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171108),(20871,1866,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20171221),(60139,649,'programming.\n',20170314),(76535,9288,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170506),(76535,4581,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170712),(76535,9319,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20171109),(82602,2677,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180327),(82602,9150,'\n',20170701),(82602,2937,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170509),(19336,777,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20171221),(34918,1923,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20180106),(27406,8004,'change.\n',20170424),(83436,7509,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170428),(83436,9288,'nails.\n',20170123),(83436,3151,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20171102),(69745,3810,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170530),(56681,3199,'\n',20180105),(31519,2679,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170523),(77051,9388,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170519),(14045,8859,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170702),(14045,6131,'bread.\n',20170227),(17976,8727,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20171217),(17976,8995,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20180218),(61786,1393,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170130),(61786,622,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170521),(90217,3362,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170414),(99171,8977,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170104),(99171,2033,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180222),(99171,4246,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171204),(47515,8976,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20180414),(47515,9414,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170620),(47515,6515,'\n',20180210),(61022,2806,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170903),(67720,7535,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170830),(67720,3997,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20180423),(67720,6178,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180315),(77787,3896,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170827),(77787,8716,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170420),(77787,3115,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170328),(89301,9288,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20180401),(43474,4283,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170121),(43474,2499,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170402),(43474,4682,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170119),(39447,2886,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171021),(39447,2888,'automation?\n',20180125),(85166,9406,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20170727),(85166,6589,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170801),(85166,8522,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20171126),(92855,2218,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170718),(92855,5469,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171112),(47135,1728,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170116),(47135,8207,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180331),(47135,7219,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170412),(38308,8727,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20170824),(83754,1001,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170917),(83754,2189,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170613),(25615,924,'And other erotic effects.\n',20171026),(25615,9273,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20171124),(50356,3376,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20180405),(61372,2600,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180308),(10332,1306,'eyes...\"\n',20180408),(10332,2789,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170711),(10332,3244,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20180114),(11447,3635,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170417),(15921,1604,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20180216),(12030,7711,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20170708),(72839,2918,'harder.\n',20170619),(72839,6986,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170417),(72839,3634,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170904),(82317,9372,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170409),(82317,1410,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170512),(82317,3915,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170530),(63915,3213,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171216),(51933,8522,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170323),(51933,2241,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20180128),(51933,7587,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170624),(52369,3415,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170321),(52369,4291,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20180403),(62024,1753,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170529),(62024,5023,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170803),(68744,7182,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170629),(68744,4069,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180426),(68744,5142,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170820),(99911,3053,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20180108),(99911,3415,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170210),(99911,5015,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20180415),(97096,1649,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20171201),(17116,3841,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170415),(17116,5240,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170818),(22070,2420,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20171223),(87983,7466,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20180227),(99326,5294,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170331),(99326,1799,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170419),(99326,85,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20180311),(61276,8431,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170103),(61276,9192,'computer crashes.\n',20180329),(61276,5425,'\n',20180326),(32162,9624,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170702),(23044,2420,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20171218),(24255,1837,'writing.\n',20180310),(24255,2311,'nothing.\n',20180101),(67548,2668,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20170221),(67548,5030,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170423),(37922,7271,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170421),(37922,276,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20180117),(37922,3841,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170319),(75440,6148,'You might as well live.\n',20170108),(75440,769,'Who do you trust?\n',20170213),(75440,8859,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170410),(42852,587,'has been discontinued.\n',20180419),(42852,9791,'to date.\n',20170204),(42852,9590,'the morning.\n',20180121),(49360,4223,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20180127),(49360,5383,'knows what it is.\n',20180415),(49360,1520,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180131),(36938,2071,'                -- Gigo\n',20170116),(15201,6878,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170624),(15201,1193,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20180315),(15201,9906,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20180317),(34993,7946,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20171001),(34993,2714,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170329),(34993,3362,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180312),(53198,8859,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20171111),(98898,1667,'Corollary:\n',20170115),(71354,9406,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170628),(71354,2443,'        This person must be fired.\n',20171105),(13242,7227,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20171129),(13242,3357,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170814),(13242,9325,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170613),(55937,9956,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20180314),(55937,8121,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170321),(51487,3351,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20171226),(51487,3998,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20171014),(51487,6154,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20170224),(79231,4986,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20171226),(79231,3984,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20171227),(78098,8612,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20171013),(78098,8416,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20171118),(37889,6185,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170616),(77343,4659,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170718),(77343,8569,'            once.\n',20170203),(72312,3670,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20180430),(72312,5714,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170101),(79383,3734,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170927),(79383,7459,'tobacco in between.\n',20170206),(79383,1028,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20171109),(55666,1365,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170706),(48833,3362,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180208),(48833,5015,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170416),(37654,4195,'programmers.\n',20180226),(56820,8363,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170220),(92687,1743,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170421),(92687,4017,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20171026),(36712,2092,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170402),(64534,8004,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20180404),(64534,8804,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170707),(16957,9122,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170907),(16957,8249,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20171023),(59448,5963,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171031),(59448,1567,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20180110),(59448,6815,'versa.\n',20171018),(13818,339,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20180401),(66355,3471,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171112),(66355,3904,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170207),(81194,5011,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20170407),(81194,66,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170517),(81194,3284,'this sort of trash.\n',20180324),(10452,7275,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170905),(81739,5091,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20171026),(81739,7386,'be hard to understand.\n',20170413),(81739,3266,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20170615),(82150,2306,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170726),(86305,2940,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170228),(86305,3587,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170301),(86305,8964,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20180126),(93171,4951,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170530),(93171,8361,'        other.\n',20170127),(93171,6521,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170818),(17314,3077,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20171013),(17314,3046,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170204),(17314,3187,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170916),(56644,2671,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180416),(56644,3037,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170508),(22576,1701,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20171214),(22576,4876,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180103),(16344,9087,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170826),(16344,2183,'executive.\n',20170131),(17990,70,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170101),(17990,5155,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170405),(13859,134,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170524),(31188,9924,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20180212),(22453,8121,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20180314),(22453,339,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180415),(13273,6379,'that I can.\"\n',20170903),(13273,2731,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170214),(95842,6986,'programming.\n',20170930),(95842,5606,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170921),(95842,8778,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180318),(53359,4938,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170417),(53359,1894,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20170623),(83901,8620,'flag.\n',20170915),(83901,1144,'nails.\n',20170829),(29011,2984,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180131),(20046,8905,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20170515),(20046,5425,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20180103),(20046,5561,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170922),(41052,5003,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20180330),(41052,8997,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170713),(41052,8426,'        hits the paper.\n',20170805),(17378,345,'bread.\n',20180128),(66289,8542,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180127),(60846,3204,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180501),(60846,4542,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20171108),(60846,8335,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20180414),(33481,2501,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170414),(33481,6447,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170210),(73259,3322,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170517),(96843,8279,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170330),(96843,7236,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170809),(96843,3009,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170830),(45554,4581,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170521),(45554,6571,'as afterward.\n',20171020),(45554,8650,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20180109),(48974,3634,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170612),(44225,4719,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20180413),(44225,7454,'eyes...\"\n',20170127),(44225,1468,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170113),(33050,1659,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170623),(94276,5155,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170611),(94276,8071,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20180107),(94276,3463,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180226),(19681,4913,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20170329),(80807,8071,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20170512),(80807,1381,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171028),(68727,4520,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20180424),(68727,2272,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170620),(31190,9780,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20171129),(84493,6815,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170820),(90355,5493,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20171223),(90355,3896,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20180114),(76260,8455,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170110),(76260,7498,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170205),(76260,3629,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20180319),(47423,7390,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170908),(47423,276,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170710),(27747,4464,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170407),(27747,146,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170112),(27747,3115,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20170409),(82941,8380,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170129),(82941,8491,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20171121),(82941,9621,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170321),(18422,3865,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170429),(18422,6938,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20180124),(18422,6114,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170807),(64300,988,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20171203),(64300,5616,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170129),(64300,9776,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170831),(18265,5605,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170314),(50719,4286,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180227),(50719,9133,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170129),(50719,8078,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20180418),(42850,8341,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170702),(30701,3851,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20180228),(30701,4287,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180107),(30701,7110,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20170810),(96484,1783,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170714),(96484,89,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170817),(96484,3483,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170829),(39214,7315,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170825),(39214,4859,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170303),(39214,1396,'tickets.\n',20170120),(98771,1097,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171229),(98771,3444,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170929),(98771,7504,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170506),(53847,9246,'Famous last words:\n',20170828),(82301,6521,'Who do you trust?\n',20170912),(82301,5925,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170627),(98049,1393,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170617),(98049,4612,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170821),(82244,9177,'A: Both of them.\n',20171230),(75861,1851,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20180324),(25171,3587,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20171119),(25171,4137,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20180207),(25171,9434,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20180207),(21688,363,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170505),(35233,3896,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170908),(35233,1925,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20171229),(35233,2311,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180421),(90740,4723,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20171230),(90740,9306,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170106),(81360,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180331),(81360,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170910),(81360,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180312),(20647,2049,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180202),(20647,3589,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170104),(20647,7416,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20180329),(74695,5323,'Vote anarchist\n',20170328),(74695,9395,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170913),(45179,7113,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170103),(91796,2953,'        handle.\n',20170926),(86063,5469,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170808),(86063,3750,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170503),(35153,2984,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170212),(95339,6072,'        But this output can be\n',20170815),(95339,1921,'        When told this was so,\n',20170811),(10193,70,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170107),(23014,5493,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20171002),(23014,3490,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170706),(23014,5323,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20171122),(34621,5255,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170402),(34621,8631,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170119),(19608,3284,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170822),(19608,8790,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20180220),(19608,9346,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20171022),(94475,1581,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170818),(94475,3151,'Who do you trust?\n',20170729),(94475,5011,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170628),(39053,3470,'Shining with all his might:\n',20171108),(39053,374,'Nooses give;\n',20180112),(26221,3190,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20171117),(26221,5867,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170923),(26221,8724,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171021),(96830,3841,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20171204),(60192,6131,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170907),(60192,4581,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170215),(62042,1552,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180209),(61595,8622,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170626),(61595,1374,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170327),(91104,9335,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180115),(73427,3199,'him up.\n',20180317),(67002,8600,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20180213),(67002,3357,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170604),(58026,9784,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170615),(58026,8335,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20170202),(50399,9346,'once.\n',20170114),(50399,8057,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180117),(50399,5735,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170407),(24498,3441,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170129),(38459,2863,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170424),(38459,2177,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20171108),(55151,7946,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180219),(55151,6505,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180427),(53737,5925,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170530),(53737,8976,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170726),(71946,1127,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20180218),(71946,5043,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170221),(92343,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180501),(92343,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171212),(92343,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180106),(82212,2099,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20171026),(78272,4063,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20171005),(78272,8431,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170201),(19660,6127,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180111),(48875,8187,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171215),(94340,6656,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20171201),(94340,7474,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170926),(94340,8873,'\n',20170530),(10095,1659,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170607),(18094,5963,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170813),(66249,4581,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170208),(66249,2940,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170102),(73404,2002,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20180322),(84567,3244,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20180219),(84567,1046,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170214),(46647,295,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170404),(46647,9877,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20171029),(87440,7420,'totally worthless.\n',20171130),(87440,8859,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20180411),(87440,2502,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20171104),(31124,924,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170104),(31124,4583,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170818),(31124,8383,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20180324),(62803,1973,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170206),(62803,9832,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20170330),(89237,3737,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170203),(89237,9159,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20170705),(26088,9624,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170927),(26088,2918,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170620),(61381,4286,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20171210),(32207,7474,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20171127),(13772,6878,'Corollary:\n',20180116),(13772,4239,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170209),(13772,6184,'\n',20170621),(11424,6063,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20180219),(11424,8341,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170812),(58366,4006,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20171025),(38811,1077,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170121),(38811,1654,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20171122),(38811,6894,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20180405),(52019,1667,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170303),(91629,3885,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170627),(91629,3999,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20171216),(91629,3190,'automation?\n',20180226),(29349,4149,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20180223),(29349,8040,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170518),(29349,8798,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180207),(90833,1194,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20180328),(24647,6625,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20170706),(24647,7416,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20180302),(41415,8504,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20171027),(47470,3770,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180418),(47470,8421,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170424),(47470,3670,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170216),(91159,3973,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170316),(91846,2875,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170930),(91846,2993,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170419),(91846,232,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170331),(33225,7351,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20171224),(33225,8059,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170501),(49007,8010,'enough cheese\n',20170816),(49007,2218,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170124),(49007,881,'\n',20171215),(51512,7028,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180310),(37735,7711,'Be different: conform.\n',20171110),(11856,176,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170204),(11856,5033,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20170523),(11856,3776,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170922),(64510,9558,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20180428),(64510,6878,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180414),(65937,5015,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20180203),(65937,6965,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170626),(65937,5412,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170712),(51548,2501,'The answer is 42.\n',20170728),(51548,764,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170113),(51548,2806,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20180326),(96043,1978,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20180106),(85109,4062,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20180108),(85109,8964,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20171030),(82816,6480,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20171214),(82816,6571,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170720),(82816,9589,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170212),(65434,1266,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20171129),(65434,1852,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170716),(65434,2153,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170910),(21284,6136,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170903),(21284,5162,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170818),(35967,5313,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180405),(35967,9880,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180125),(15012,6589,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170315),(15012,8029,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171022),(15012,1202,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20170902),(87470,3737,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170609),(87470,9828,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170731),(87470,4591,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170405),(57250,1782,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20171012),(27030,6869,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171218),(27030,3009,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171229),(20500,2652,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180127),(20500,5061,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170217),(20500,9103,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170908),(61557,2831,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180320),(61557,4195,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170513),(61557,2099,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20171013),(44586,346,'And other erotic effects.\n',20171015),(44586,6589,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170616),(44586,126,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20180325),(45781,5851,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180419),(12519,9681,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170903),(12519,8620,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170414),(12519,3046,'middle of the machine room.\n',20180307),(16939,9673,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180412),(16939,4520,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170131),(16939,7660,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170719),(23178,1751,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20171130),(62142,4583,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170718),(62142,4004,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170316),(62142,797,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20171219),(90433,2274,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170714),(90433,2735,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170803),(90433,4448,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20180322),(74026,1811,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180112),(74026,8559,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20171129),(54693,7338,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20180303),(54693,8403,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20180228),(23424,9877,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170127),(23424,1782,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180225),(26219,8576,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170310),(51780,8939,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170405),(51780,8426,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170325),(59178,709,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170623),(19009,5648,'\n',20180112),(19009,3187,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170417),(64906,3322,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180324),(64906,8997,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20180121),(59855,5145,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180430),(59855,3915,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170901),(26256,134,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170510),(26256,5042,'works.\n',20170924),(10039,8491,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20180325),(30452,9558,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170506),(30452,4781,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180203),(49525,1581,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20180330),(49525,6377,'it.\n',20180115),(49525,1670,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20180415),(79995,7257,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170802),(79995,765,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170321),(35231,1077,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20170209),(35231,9828,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170301),(35231,6571,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170420),(60073,9388,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20171105),(25621,4414,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170223),(25621,1519,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20180322),(25621,5777,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170319),(32503,1266,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20171106),(57049,7236,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170629),(57049,4004,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20170328),(57032,2735,'Acids stain you;\n',20170527),(35891,574,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20170116),(35891,8666,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170616),(14393,7927,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170316),(88741,1600,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170223),(88741,7737,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170724),(88741,3570,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20170108),(74957,8976,'executive.\n',20170307),(87608,2886,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20180414),(97540,7333,'of being a damned fool.\n',20180416),(97540,9289,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170605),(97540,4195,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180428),(96775,8172,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170526),(96775,3490,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170322),(96775,3896,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170808),(58255,5539,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170307),(58255,4520,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170309),(58255,9570,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20180328),(89814,7416,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170715),(47874,9159,'\n',20170818),(47874,4930,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170930),(47874,8569,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20171016),(50674,7245,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20171230),(50674,4286,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170414),(50674,674,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170619),(79692,1360,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170621),(96854,6515,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170928),(91081,3444,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170314),(47522,6521,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170511),(47522,2264,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180328),(97479,8773,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20180307),(97479,2888,'as afterward.\n',20180103),(97479,8367,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170729),(36959,1623,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170907),(36959,1046,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20171226),(36959,6579,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20180113),(99888,2595,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170702),(99888,690,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170801),(30016,3869,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180225),(30016,8790,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20180331),(30016,9395,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20171221),(35696,845,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170922),(35696,1381,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170601),(35696,3865,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170427),(65002,11,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170319),(65002,4915,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170815),(65002,1193,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170910),(28403,1673,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20180223),(28403,2183,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170108),(28403,2506,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170420),(73669,8207,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170416),(73669,8729,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20170810),(73669,3318,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170923),(10187,4239,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170522),(10187,4699,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170629),(10187,6072,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170520),(87726,315,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180308),(87726,7780,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170512),(96936,5784,'        electrical cord.\n',20170102),(96936,5659,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171017),(88897,4804,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20170407),(88897,9130,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170409),(88897,5922,'tobacco in between.\n',20171110),(80976,3037,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170914),(80976,3737,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170903),(14565,6986,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170721),(14565,7820,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20171201),(52029,5616,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170912),(44328,7364,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170728),(15008,2834,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170214),(15008,4485,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170913),(15008,6184,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20171102),(88392,6022,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170711),(91884,9395,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20170927),(91884,104,'versa.\n',20170614),(85062,2075,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170227),(85062,4069,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180105),(30862,2044,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20180311),(30862,6589,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20171104),(72786,7792,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20180104),(72786,2207,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20171008),(74558,6015,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20170718),(74558,6004,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170908),(74558,3901,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170203),(89446,7459,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20180407),(47256,8367,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170417),(47256,3463,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170621),(47256,551,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170126),(71208,3851,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171031),(71208,2888,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20180118),(30949,3123,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20180101),(28007,6156,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170719),(28007,7894,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20180319),(28007,8131,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20170410),(24145,8010,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20171004),(24145,212,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20171229),(24145,4884,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20180425),(48351,4351,'once.\n',20170809),(48351,9289,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170220),(92522,4892,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170316),(92522,2633,'computer crashes.\n',20171107),(92522,3037,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170226),(77207,418,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170731),(77207,8363,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20180224),(77207,2075,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20171105),(81049,5344,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170912),(81049,2735,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170603),(80539,9289,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20171005),(35503,4059,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180104),(24645,9053,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170918),(40825,284,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171209),(51856,4915,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170710),(51856,2071,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20171128),(44719,3900,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20171025),(44719,9388,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20171114),(44719,7995,'lightly greased.\"\n',20171029),(33971,1288,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170503),(33971,143,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20171029),(33971,7523,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170407),(61235,3984,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20180403),(61235,9335,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170119),(35499,1830,'the morning.\n',20170709),(35050,9917,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20170325),(35050,8727,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20180227),(35050,4351,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170127),(94387,551,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171114),(10488,8785,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170213),(10488,8778,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170310),(10488,6059,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170921),(60905,9167,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171002),(60905,8932,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20171201),(60905,4982,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170109),(15465,174,'        When told this was so,\n',20170522),(15465,916,'nothing.\n',20171102),(15465,4246,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170311),(73250,4476,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180315),(73250,517,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180428),(55382,2886,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170303),(55382,1066,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180430),(62976,1288,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170128),(62976,7535,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180203),(62976,146,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20171018),(41387,9053,'        While her lover lamented\n',20180220),(41387,7333,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20180301),(36435,4352,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170628),(36435,8569,'        electrical cord.\n',20171231),(87577,9589,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170923),(87577,9599,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170619),(87577,9159,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20171005),(78672,515,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20180403),(78672,6236,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170706),(45254,1973,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20171011),(45254,6815,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20171013),(12565,4491,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180406),(48437,6072,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20180408),(78438,4143,'happens.\n',20170625),(78438,2581,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170418),(64019,3284,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20171222),(64019,924,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20180201),(64019,6656,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20180124),(23859,9185,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170524),(23859,5255,'tomorrow!\n',20170921),(23859,1404,'He did his very best to make\n',20170713),(61446,746,'to work.\n',20170503),(61446,8716,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170606),(92633,4702,'this sort of trash.\n',20170313),(30263,2679,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170821),(30263,4352,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20171124),(30263,9159,'example.\n',20171215),(20711,2189,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170110),(20711,3357,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170917),(20711,2501,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20180130),(28073,4731,'be hard to understand.\n',20171209),(48655,3266,'has been discontinued.\n',20170518),(24431,3779,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170923),(24431,7773,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20180412),(24431,1104,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170429),(94592,7351,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20171001),(92666,2272,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20180108),(92666,9434,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170827),(92666,2792,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170401),(65817,5999,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170128),(65817,8864,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20171110),(65817,3357,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170407),(78057,797,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170918),(71296,124,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170818),(67407,9669,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170618),(67407,1675,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170918),(37341,5201,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20170301),(37341,6184,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170703),(37341,4930,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20171122),(10027,6129,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20180112),(88142,7219,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20180125),(88142,2189,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20171111),(88142,5030,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20180416),(95062,7333,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170610),(56570,7271,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170308),(56570,3204,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20180331),(31134,4464,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170216),(31134,5605,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20180422),(31134,3869,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170726),(73045,9162,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170902),(73045,6015,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170130),(73045,2177,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170829),(35498,4699,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20170614),(93734,17,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20171201),(22163,690,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170609),(53784,8335,'a new town.\n',20170908),(46291,1097,'nothing.\n',20170411),(46291,7637,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170514),(85917,6059,'the morning.\n',20170617),(85917,146,'soap bubble?\n',20170730),(24938,1921,'You might as well live.\n',20170330),(97366,5043,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20171202),(18522,9712,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171001),(18522,3137,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20180206),(48507,1999,'of another.\n',20180316),(48507,5015,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170106),(18642,4884,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170731),(51869,3595,'I really hate this damned machine\n',20171221),(51869,6503,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171111),(83779,1667,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20171008),(83779,1066,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170425),(83779,1600,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20180210),(16129,4702,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20170111),(16129,2953,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20170428),(16129,1288,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180208),(84132,1004,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20180301),(84132,5478,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20180404),(83789,2241,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170630),(83789,4354,'computer crashes.\n',20180113),(83789,4951,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20171101),(48659,719,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170120),(48659,9267,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180206),(89802,1144,'\n',20170302),(89802,6077,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170514),(85856,9738,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20170315),(85856,2433,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170323),(41880,6669,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20180421),(41880,1520,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170209),(40840,5922,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20180122),(84015,6659,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170827),(82718,2863,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171207),(82718,4318,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170228),(50336,2958,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171217),(50336,295,'bomb.\n',20170529),(50336,3878,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20180202),(38760,1623,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180204),(38760,8541,'life.\n',20170911),(52042,3007,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20180411),(72340,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170328),(72340,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170607),(72340,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180312),(72340,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170510),(88627,8902,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170723),(60780,5858,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20170528),(26246,7523,'Razors pain you;\n',20170704),(26246,4987,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170112),(26246,816,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20180227),(64506,8883,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170317),(64506,89,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20180211),(75422,4818,'        The apple fermented\n',20171006),(53220,1106,'debugging sessions.\n',20180131),(53220,506,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20180318),(49393,9414,'You might as well live.\n',20170517),(86001,5753,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170410),(86001,6702,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20170704),(77378,7937,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20171002),(77378,7474,'nothing.\n',20170112),(77378,9626,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180301),(15580,7386,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170607),(15580,2365,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20171111),(72811,6447,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170621),(72811,1649,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20170328),(72811,2506,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20171010),(65316,8949,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170606),(65316,3,'people.\n',20170523),(11495,1229,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170423),(11495,2789,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20180310),(96987,4591,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20171023),(96987,4554,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170724),(96987,3415,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20171005),(65344,2035,'out of a divorce.\n',20170811),(65344,4520,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180324),(65344,3244,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170601),(26687,5972,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170628),(26687,5648,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170618),(24332,9150,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170920),(24332,3779,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170317),(46022,8538,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20171217),(54842,341,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20171019),(54842,9159,'        live.\n',20170728),(54842,2195,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180402),(23042,5091,'thing he tells you.\n',20180125),(23042,9673,'        stupidity.\n',20171129),(62414,2475,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170522),(62414,9791,'the morning.\n',20180304),(83823,149,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170423),(83823,8010,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20180104),(83823,3077,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20180326),(90333,3322,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20170925),(49742,3470,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170116),(49742,2075,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170220),(49742,4719,'handicapped.\n',20180326),(78152,8315,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170917),(78152,6625,'handicapped.\n',20170422),(32523,9583,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180320),(23291,7684,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20180319),(23291,8403,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170804),(23291,8249,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170623),(87760,3441,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170121),(32401,8012,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170208),(90342,2652,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20180104),(90342,1288,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170815),(90342,6517,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20170325),(84815,3376,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20180323),(30877,3053,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20180129),(30877,551,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170411),(55678,7888,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180427),(84675,9167,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20171017),(36739,7460,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170224),(15822,4534,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20171228),(15822,1404,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180202),(93243,5157,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180410),(35273,2049,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170909),(35273,4987,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20180109),(35273,2206,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170629),(23396,8633,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170821),(23396,7297,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170803),(37616,7333,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20180215),(37616,4112,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170827),(33417,8207,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20180127),(33417,5469,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170205),(33417,5519,'body is better.\n',20171012),(36184,4941,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20171009),(36184,2207,'this sort of trash.\n',20170210),(83440,7711,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20171102),(83440,4576,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170725),(83440,2986,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171016),(41248,765,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20171221),(41248,1056,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20171207),(43142,4062,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170507),(44345,2875,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170716),(44345,5195,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20170112),(82903,9877,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20171001),(90313,8883,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20180103),(90313,7523,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20171007),(90313,6571,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170513),(10122,8784,'\n',20170620),(10122,8798,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171028),(10122,8657,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170705),(97789,5561,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20180116),(97789,3581,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20171209),(97789,4965,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170403),(19554,3483,'middle of the machine room.\n',20171116),(19554,9016,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20171228),(19554,1295,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20171109),(33731,3998,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170919),(33731,1056,'not worth knowing.\n',20171202),(56193,7820,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20171227),(35300,8025,'a new town.\n',20170210),(88153,2195,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170625),(88153,5867,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170401),(88153,3016,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20171209),(15943,3851,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170603),(15943,2875,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170925),(88996,2558,'tomorrow!\n',20171007),(88996,7257,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20171025),(62744,7259,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170526),(62744,1659,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20171107),(62744,865,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170628),(81068,6114,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170203),(77659,6869,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170221),(97805,8418,'Boss is reading it.\n',20171127),(78400,8902,'nothing.\n',20170101),(78400,4884,'ends.\n',20170405),(90422,8061,'change.\n',20170723),(90422,6884,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20180112),(29202,3865,'this sort of trash.\n',20170919),(29202,622,'writing.\n',20180101),(29202,8642,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170721),(63338,6341,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170606),(63338,2404,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180227),(63338,6969,'hour!\"\n',20170605),(11618,6753,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170921),(11618,18,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20180125),(11618,8612,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170909),(96487,3581,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170607),(96487,3114,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20180405),(96487,5383,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170807),(98941,9395,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20180501),(98941,8114,'Acids stain you;\n',20171112),(76313,3123,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170603),(76313,1028,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170330),(66000,5748,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170929),(66000,6229,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170725),(13296,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170529),(13296,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171111),(13296,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171120),(47500,70,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20171028),(47500,2526,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170711),(47500,5282,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20171022),(95046,4951,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170717),(95046,2924,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170306),(95046,1155,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170127),(10455,2092,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170705),(10455,8131,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20180429),(50934,9876,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171117),(50934,764,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170111),(29537,719,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20170402),(29537,106,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20171120),(72865,1599,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20171011),(69193,9773,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170703),(69193,7994,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170420),(41419,5104,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170307),(41419,690,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170606),(41419,610,'immune to bullets\"\n',20180225),(75320,6884,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170907),(75320,7773,'to date.\n',20170125),(75320,1290,'Acids stain you;\n',20170401),(68360,5135,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20171013),(68360,2035,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20180424),(66523,174,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20171013),(66523,1994,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20171029),(62696,7894,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20171108),(62696,9917,'        It was a total loss.\n',20180501),(62696,7420,'as afterward.\n',20180112),(10980,8522,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180209),(10980,2714,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170821),(33501,7107,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170605),(77884,3,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170131),(77884,5061,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20171010),(77884,1567,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20171130),(25546,43,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170127),(25317,506,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170127),(92305,6154,'versa.\n',20170521),(92305,6869,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170302),(92305,5512,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180212),(78346,3841,'                -- John McNulty\n',20180221),(78346,2152,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20180219),(78346,4310,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170815),(22757,4652,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20171016),(42765,2264,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20170613),(42765,8773,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170407),(78662,7258,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20180130),(78662,4246,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20171230),(53032,1973,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170716),(53032,104,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20171114),(51591,6292,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20170319),(46760,3213,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170227),(46760,1894,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170917),(46760,5255,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20171130),(96540,3351,'A: Both of them.\n',20170918),(96540,7990,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170429),(83952,6914,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170717),(83952,2403,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170713),(83952,1302,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20171102),(21756,5914,'\n',20180419),(21756,9007,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20180423),(47210,8548,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170804),(47210,7894,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170209),(47210,6845,'middle of the machine room.\n',20171223),(19522,8187,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170915),(19522,8778,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170901),(41564,6377,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20171225),(41564,8976,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170901),(41564,9267,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170712),(41156,6210,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170616),(91794,5195,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170318),(91794,1625,'It used to point to me,\n',20170317),(71173,6884,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170515),(71173,9906,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20180303),(62387,9133,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20171117),(62387,5784,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170527),(62387,6595,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170918),(17974,4913,'Vote anarchist\n',20171218),(17974,4414,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180411),(17974,6185,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170502),(65385,1302,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170402),(65385,622,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20180413),(47718,129,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170901),(30999,6463,'Corollary:\n',20180207),(28595,2831,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170619),(28595,2264,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170128),(28595,8109,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170404),(46332,1859,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20170211),(46332,9137,'Acids stain you;\n',20170113),(33034,7460,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180422),(33034,4719,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170403),(10628,7460,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170316),(70672,5843,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170918),(70672,8383,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170221),(14468,5999,'The middle of the night.\n',20170304),(14468,8132,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171201),(31666,816,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20180302),(31666,8729,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170130),(31666,3444,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170526),(64469,7338,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20180328),(15557,7424,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20171210),(15557,4941,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170220),(33524,9791,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170319),(43978,1714,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171114),(17464,8600,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171026),(23136,9273,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20171118),(23136,2506,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170307),(71906,482,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20180106),(71906,7113,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170223),(48800,1529,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171024),(48800,1374,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170606),(86843,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170618),(86843,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170106),(86843,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180202),(71282,4717,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170420),(71282,994,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170429),(30622,5385,'it made.\n',20170420),(80316,9934,'Question:\n',20170426),(80316,7894,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170114),(80316,8476,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20180418),(20953,4194,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170526),(48035,6377,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170429),(48035,3209,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170510),(39181,5351,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170802),(40164,9880,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20180111),(17708,1811,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20180205),(72337,6136,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20180418),(26124,2513,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171124),(26124,5512,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20180417),(26124,2806,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170509),(95937,2953,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170702),(95937,6059,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171117),(95937,3570,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20180103),(92422,1811,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20171027),(38008,9289,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180221),(38008,8431,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170510),(38008,1878,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170810),(36428,7737,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180304),(36428,8976,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20171227),(16658,2443,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170310),(10283,9306,'        other.\n',20170320),(30548,2152,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20171116),(30548,9660,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170807),(81126,388,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20171005),(67910,6084,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20171024),(67910,5867,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170116),(86700,7474,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170212),(86700,4283,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20170414),(93379,968,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170126),(93379,2595,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170905),(95042,1087,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170705),(61925,5561,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20180306),(95811,4149,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20180416),(93869,9828,'doing.\n',20180215),(93869,4017,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20170119),(93869,712,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170106),(27303,7331,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170428),(27303,4300,'versa.\n',20180305),(30237,4273,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170312),(30237,1127,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170302),(30237,3297,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170330),(22871,8068,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170412),(22871,4194,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170303),(22871,2714,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180305),(68531,1994,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20180315),(68531,8316,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20170404),(68531,1743,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20180121),(74694,9432,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20171101),(42474,5344,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170227),(42474,3490,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20171101),(33689,3770,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180124),(33689,2433,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180302),(55985,3204,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170908),(91365,1171,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20170224),(91365,3629,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20180227),(84266,8977,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170726),(84266,7416,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170111),(22725,8172,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170724),(22725,9310,'out of a divorce.\n',20180111),(63634,4235,'\n',20170414),(63634,3077,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170614),(56718,284,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20180103),(56718,4723,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170707),(56718,8869,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170916),(95028,5003,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170804),(95028,146,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170316),(95028,8836,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20171116),(79173,3156,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170127),(79173,8521,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20171129),(23067,2806,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170707),(82983,3357,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170503),(80489,674,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170128),(80489,9924,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20180329),(48093,1386,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20171215),(48093,9469,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170512),(23332,4252,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170525),(23332,842,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170808),(23332,3351,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170928),(24347,8084,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20180201),(38595,3634,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20180123),(38595,2924,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170611),(38595,8034,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20180119),(60290,11,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170924),(60290,8629,'harder.\n',20170415),(60290,8902,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171231),(76384,9133,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20170619),(76384,3823,'System/3!\n',20170903),(76384,6602,'\n',20180307),(35639,4491,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20170815),(35639,5011,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170817),(83692,7609,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170324),(83692,6753,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170502),(32658,1878,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170702),(32658,3755,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20171102),(32658,2475,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180130),(81564,865,'doing.\n',20180312),(30536,4004,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170516),(30536,4291,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170609),(79621,5362,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20171109),(79621,1581,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20170914),(80309,6767,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170916),(46406,1306,'give it back to them.\n',20180110),(46406,3139,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20180223),(46406,7454,'out of a divorce.\n',20171116),(42951,7258,'executive.\n',20170218),(42951,651,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170223),(81780,2886,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170107),(81780,674,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20180206),(83105,3998,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20180326),(83105,649,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20170105),(28996,5539,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170416),(28996,9222,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170330),(56466,1894,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170525),(56466,6437,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20171029),(56466,2350,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170530),(17215,5628,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170412),(17215,8790,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20171126),(47511,2151,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170622),(80911,7378,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170502),(80911,8426,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20180307),(80911,8109,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180225),(52075,3151,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170318),(52075,9250,'bread.\n',20180430),(52075,9273,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20180101),(44740,2806,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20180206),(12056,6463,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20171217),(23417,9162,'to date.\n',20170524),(23417,7780,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170603),(23417,7841,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170208),(62514,8932,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180130),(62514,8468,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20170113),(90096,4240,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20180303),(86840,8522,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20180103),(86840,9773,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170623),(86840,1290,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170215),(98404,719,'means the price went way up.\n',20170825),(76586,9832,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170510),(65617,5425,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180208),(65617,3463,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170420),(41457,8152,'        When told this was so,\n',20170111),(13119,1604,'            once.\n',20170608),(13119,3755,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20171204),(13119,8629,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170102),(42180,9673,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170328),(42180,11,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170630),(11050,3378,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20171117),(27064,1520,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170620),(27064,8383,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170401),(86510,9677,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20180220),(86510,3755,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170127),(86510,8666,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170113),(88681,881,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20180223),(15520,4044,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170513),(15520,9773,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170106),(15520,7236,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20171123),(71410,7737,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170207),(14315,8605,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20171124),(36444,1202,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20180201),(42609,3483,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170709),(42609,8279,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170117),(83390,6852,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20180402),(98215,3323,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20171219),(36967,3984,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180306),(36967,1302,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170316),(36967,5880,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170503),(97950,9771,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170128),(49229,3953,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170123),(49229,2147,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20180111),(49229,3225,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170129),(81613,4059,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180414),(81613,9260,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170104),(81613,746,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170913),(77588,8622,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20180331),(77588,4063,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170623),(77588,5512,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170908),(81885,2581,'enough cheese\n',20171123),(85171,2092,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20180417),(85171,4461,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170427),(27055,3635,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170602),(27055,7236,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170618),(27055,6463,'            once.\n',20171217),(91456,6262,'The middle of the night.\n',20170208),(91456,5562,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170425),(80219,9319,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170918),(80219,1033,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180306),(80219,7315,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170813),(96178,3225,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20180404),(96178,5605,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20171013),(87671,1604,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170402),(71843,658,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20180101),(47055,4717,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170826),(47055,4652,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20180331),(17304,8040,'Gas smells awful;\n',20171128),(17304,7990,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170912),(68702,2241,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180410),(68702,4675,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170127),(43683,5927,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170908),(43683,1794,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20171222),(41587,5042,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20180101),(41587,3201,'        other.\n',20180320),(41587,1799,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170321),(88460,8059,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170516),(18181,6642,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170503),(18181,2714,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170712),(12657,4017,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180416),(19420,8456,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20170629),(40881,3799,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180123),(40881,5468,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20171006),(90928,2350,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20171229),(90928,6815,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170313),(90928,5135,'But only what I tell it.\n',20180129),(52704,3776,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170327),(52704,6884,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170430),(52704,4223,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180305),(45247,9780,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170829),(45829,793,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170421),(36312,4352,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20180411),(77777,1623,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20180302),(84137,8025,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170913),(84137,9520,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170123),(57591,5735,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20180416),(57591,8883,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170224),(57591,3776,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170516),(74790,212,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170101),(74790,5344,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170303),(46803,2075,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170709),(39740,7830,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170831),(39740,2241,'        live.\n',20170606),(40247,8716,'eyes...\"\n',20170127),(40247,341,'\n',20170605),(40247,2967,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170224),(98128,5590,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180315),(98128,374,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170128),(73253,2183,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20171227),(73253,9673,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20171028),(85823,8012,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180115),(85823,1127,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20180416),(77198,9974,'ourselves.\n',20170613),(77198,9558,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20171018),(43203,9773,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20171118),(43628,4287,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20180122),(57763,5982,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170704),(57763,5255,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170730),(57763,3157,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20171208),(30213,3589,'\n',20171107),(30213,4554,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170816),(30213,89,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20180111),(83949,7830,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170220),(83949,9791,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20180214),(96247,5469,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170305),(96247,5142,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170530),(96247,3123,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170120),(57322,9832,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170813),(57322,6602,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170423),(57322,5922,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170627),(72975,9599,'\n',20170502),(72975,5269,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170111),(42274,2595,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170606),(42274,1171,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170414),(42274,8361,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170613),(99016,5149,'nails.\n',20170401),(99016,3351,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180109),(99016,9110,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170925),(47066,3137,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170604),(47066,5590,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170222),(54930,797,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20171010),(86304,1097,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170716),(86304,4993,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170118),(86304,932,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170821),(88074,2806,'automation?\n',20170328),(88074,2253,'\n',20170711),(88074,3570,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180404),(78674,3382,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20171029),(78674,5493,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170826),(78674,8790,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20180108),(71411,587,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170521),(29787,7862,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180416),(29787,8515,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20180201),(29787,5839,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20180113),(37251,3209,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180423),(37251,5030,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170813),(50950,6722,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170206),(50950,8061,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20171011),(50950,7676,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170813),(53576,2806,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170906),(53576,8061,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20180105),(75333,1329,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20171211),(75333,8010,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20180209),(25911,5469,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20180220),(25911,865,'it.\n',20180108),(25911,5605,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170609),(56603,924,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20180109),(56603,6789,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20171209),(56603,4461,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170309),(28554,11,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20180109),(63641,5469,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170704),(63641,6127,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170330),(63641,9177,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20171002),(99319,4240,'Take not a single bit!\n',20180227),(99319,8421,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170108),(99319,5415,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170106),(53122,8012,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170817),(53122,3209,'for a dial tone.\n',20170825),(42632,8650,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170128),(42632,7262,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170426),(42632,4300,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170313),(17850,9273,'ends.\n',20180117),(64905,8132,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20180403),(64905,2230,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170109),(64905,4892,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170802),(33340,8905,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170314),(62503,4239,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170518),(86085,4702,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20180101),(86085,8456,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170104),(86085,3114,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20171112),(70142,6602,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170626),(56973,5606,'it isn\'t here.\n',20171129),(19083,4612,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170418),(15108,2021,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170521),(15108,2526,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20171002),(59568,2526,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20180127),(59568,1675,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170323),(32694,8426,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170115),(75423,709,'to worry.\n',20171226),(39689,9133,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20180404),(39689,5362,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170802),(25564,6515,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170818),(25564,4239,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20171225),(27197,8548,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180224),(27197,2910,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20171020),(99180,709,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170224),(99180,8187,'tickets.\n',20170126),(99180,7990,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170724),(54907,5778,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170203),(54907,6341,'System/3!\n',20170418),(54907,9406,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170128),(99116,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170225),(99116,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170222),(99116,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180328),(58504,4717,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171202),(58504,8360,'lightly greased.\"\n',20171109),(58504,2502,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170108),(33845,9427,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20170122),(33845,3652,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170317),(43596,6127,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20180417),(54044,1581,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170918),(54044,3953,'God is a polythiest\n',20180317),(56615,8172,'\n',20170916),(56615,3826,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170825),(56615,7130,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180317),(69239,1670,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20180326),(99111,842,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20171208),(99111,4387,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170429),(27805,3384,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170918),(27805,4329,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20171107),(27805,6964,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180308),(54240,6653,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170502),(54240,9621,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170814),(36284,5914,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20180501),(93627,1670,'take a bath...\n',20170315),(93627,1988,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170507),(93627,8109,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170706),(63219,9660,'        When told this was so,\n',20170929),(63219,3382,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20180407),(24675,811,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20171128),(24675,5512,'        hits the paper.\n',20170822),(24675,1004,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170201),(64073,8804,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171101),(64073,5149,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170913),(10522,4520,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20171126),(10522,9373,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171031),(89232,4194,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170304),(89232,6852,'harder.\n',20171030),(12185,2731,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20180117),(12185,5362,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170202),(48623,5282,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170104),(48623,7110,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20171121),(48623,5015,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170918),(48458,3204,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171129),(48458,7272,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170717),(63538,1625,'A: Both of them.\n',20180428),(43388,8249,'not worth knowing.\n',20170611),(43388,1925,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180225),(43388,7424,'            a cop.\"\n',20180202),(73161,2831,'A: Both of them.\n',20180206),(73161,8883,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171008),(34796,9260,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20171214),(61699,5858,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170503),(61699,7130,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170613),(62367,3841,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170120),(62367,9288,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170509),(37054,4659,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170109),(37054,9373,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170728),(37054,2809,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170531),(54142,9260,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20180309),(54142,1753,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170910),(54142,7420,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20180131),(27531,8078,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170803),(57424,1978,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170722),(57424,4542,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20171216),(31565,6186,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170613),(31565,6072,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180120),(31565,1288,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170921),(34953,7401,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170117),(34953,1751,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170401),(50559,3201,'automation?\n',20170915),(50559,9030,'\n',20170214),(50559,104,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20171216),(67536,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170206),(67536,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171010),(36970,1529,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170228),(36970,9923,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170624),(51361,5011,'give it back to them.\n',20170119),(93399,1701,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170911),(93399,4520,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170317),(93399,3156,'improve.\n',20170701),(30236,8433,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170714),(30236,5351,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170929),(58164,6869,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170120),(58164,551,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170922),(58164,3016,'You might as well live.\n',20171010),(44566,6131,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180205),(44566,1859,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170423),(97280,345,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170103),(53479,7305,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20170404),(53479,6436,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180221),(84922,7504,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170419),(84922,5240,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170813),(84922,9162,'        live.\n',20170209),(73563,6503,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171207),(73563,6869,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20171112),(73563,3992,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20170314),(31876,9472,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170629),(31876,4719,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20171122),(63224,7822,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20171216),(63224,2937,'Who do you trust?\n',20170211),(32005,8716,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171221),(32005,3157,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20180418),(32005,4554,'        electrical cord.\n',20170926),(87869,3997,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170124),(87869,9126,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170922),(87869,2075,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170313),(16932,9016,'            a cop.\"\n',20170921),(16932,1851,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20180112),(16932,1649,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20171116),(57526,1728,'Corollary:\n',20170510),(57526,6229,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170214),(57526,8949,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20171101),(86502,66,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170324),(86502,9273,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20180114),(86502,816,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180311),(64882,4240,'life.\n',20170516),(64882,6625,'writing.\n',20170726),(11278,9122,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170114),(11278,8071,'there is nothing in it.\n',20180114),(35501,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180417),(35501,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180407),(21900,9159,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20171027),(99677,346,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20170113),(99677,6845,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170819),(99677,6077,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180302),(24072,9470,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20171004),(24072,4652,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20180101),(87484,8442,'ourselves.\n',20180326),(66981,2910,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180418),(66981,865,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170830),(66981,5162,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170202),(81061,6658,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180123),(81061,9245,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20171003),(81061,9677,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170227),(32898,709,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170823),(32898,2059,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170129),(32898,9630,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170131),(51786,2210,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20180411),(51786,2659,'a new town.\n',20180112),(52655,7737,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20170617),(52655,9917,'the light comes on.\n',20170414),(95618,7364,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170131),(95618,792,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20170514),(83633,8433,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20180210),(83633,7660,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170629),(98265,9956,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170507),(98265,2679,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170203),(98265,6101,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171227),(36077,2218,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180423),(36077,916,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180204),(36077,7990,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170414),(98443,4876,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170805),(64143,5287,'            points.\n',20180321),(64143,6063,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20180428),(20771,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171109),(55334,6463,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170927),(25653,1200,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170926),(25653,2089,'        hits the paper.\n',20170428),(25653,1643,'        It was a total loss.\n',20171030),(62143,2502,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171129),(51943,5867,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170118),(59646,8642,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170729),(59646,9110,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20180105),(59646,315,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170106),(46107,3362,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171118),(46107,5966,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20180326),(46107,2731,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170816),(68952,402,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170206),(68952,482,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170410),(68952,2506,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170625),(45760,4223,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170416),(45760,3491,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20171125),(45760,9828,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20171128),(51872,2640,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170430),(51872,7459,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170920),(51872,1581,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20171121),(22381,6701,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20170629),(79206,7474,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170327),(79206,3737,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180402),(34231,4930,'nothing.\n',20171108),(34231,2110,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171124),(80697,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180203),(89894,703,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180410),(81587,2167,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170914),(81587,3865,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20180327),(81587,8784,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170814),(15316,1306,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170817),(15316,5517,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170803),(26572,3865,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171118),(26572,5753,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170803),(26572,6059,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20180109),(46326,4029,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170818),(46326,8416,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170413),(46326,5201,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170111),(40601,9222,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20180201),(76786,345,'the light comes on.\n',20180501),(28455,6015,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170111),(28455,4681,'                -- Gigo\n',20170629),(63615,7364,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20180304),(63615,811,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20180421),(31793,3157,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20171110),(31793,2177,'for a dial tone.\n',20170211),(11723,1344,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180406),(11723,3490,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20180101),(93035,61,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170214),(93035,3587,'hour!\"\n',20171217),(21324,5011,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170321),(21324,8315,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170825),(21324,8233,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170203),(24553,2002,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170226),(24553,3323,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180428),(24553,6236,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20180316),(47153,865,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20171226),(47153,1077,'        live.\n',20170216),(47153,1670,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20170326),(85193,2350,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20171122),(85193,2958,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170715),(85193,5362,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20180201),(18153,1785,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170426),(85153,9260,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180223),(85153,8335,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20180204),(71170,8650,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180314),(71170,9188,'Corollary:\n',20170504),(71170,149,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20180122),(79945,8521,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170424),(79945,7947,'one.\n',20180410),(79945,6589,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170703),(44299,6105,'programming.\n',20180314),(44299,3213,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180209),(63650,9250,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170814),(27885,7093,'The answer is 42.\n',20170626),(92620,6589,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20171122),(92620,446,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20180210),(92620,5043,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170708),(81266,3297,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20171204),(81266,574,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170115),(81266,1202,'God Invented Grass.\n',20171125),(82341,5003,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20180227),(82341,1266,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170214),(82341,5858,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180413),(58595,2071,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170808),(58595,2362,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170824),(17191,2834,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180403),(17191,1438,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170206),(51568,7927,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170813),(62859,6505,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170919),(62859,5616,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20171117),(95222,1155,'means the price went way up.\n',20170429),(11038,7236,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170713),(11038,1600,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170729),(11038,9245,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20180315),(12371,7331,'Corollary:\n',20180225),(12371,9776,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20180412),(82126,4993,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20170601),(82126,2274,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170721),(30532,8158,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170712),(30532,1960,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170813),(30532,9432,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170702),(54943,4351,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170714),(54943,3077,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170619),(54943,2110,'happens.\n',20170503),(59296,5778,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170325),(59296,4723,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20171116),(59296,3629,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170516),(93637,8455,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20171108),(40865,4581,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170214),(40865,346,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20180423),(40865,1360,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20180113),(93010,1623,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20180110),(93010,3053,'nothing.\n',20170129),(93010,6894,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20171009),(29426,5043,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170824),(20136,3984,'tobacco in between.\n',20170115),(20136,2792,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170206),(80177,8315,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20180315),(80177,134,'it.\n',20170715),(85330,1097,'Who do you trust?\n',20170605),(85330,1374,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180424),(85330,8949,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20180208),(61566,5519,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20180209),(61566,3737,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170214),(49715,9171,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20180430),(49715,1193,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170820),(49715,4063,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170810),(20520,8417,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20180310),(20520,4291,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170810),(20520,8667,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170402),(91198,6184,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170526),(48538,4731,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170618),(61540,5829,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20180323),(38236,9906,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180328),(38236,2917,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20170108),(87125,8431,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170419),(87125,9780,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20180403),(87125,4687,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170206),(76227,4329,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170327),(76227,2652,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170508),(76227,8663,'        other.\n',20170305),(50463,9599,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170304),(50463,6437,'miss\n',20170809),(50463,4223,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170603),(50135,7227,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20180413),(50135,7272,'hour!\"\n',20170212),(50135,7676,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20180427),(83030,4069,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170817),(83030,4583,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20171010),(83030,3209,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20180115),(51257,4804,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180120),(51257,315,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20171028),(80745,3810,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170812),(80745,7275,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180330),(80629,746,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170422),(80629,4464,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170829),(80629,674,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20180306),(82162,4520,'\n',20170328),(82162,3869,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170104),(67758,7660,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180225),(67758,5255,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170719),(73608,3799,'happens.\n',20180107),(76435,4867,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20171119),(76435,1763,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170122),(76435,3114,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20171223),(54921,1600,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180110),(54921,4818,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170406),(54921,4731,'enough cheese\n',20170222),(44978,7390,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180428),(42533,6964,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170715),(90524,6185,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20180120),(54783,9016,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170203),(54783,6059,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20180109),(54783,3652,'has been discontinued.\n',20171107),(91171,5255,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170317),(81238,816,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180201),(81238,5753,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20171212),(81238,418,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170419),(52304,6101,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20180208),(52304,174,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170826),(52304,6521,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170607),(24044,517,'        It was a total loss.\n',20180319),(24044,1623,'in students.\n',20170921),(67914,765,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170730),(67914,8521,'        When told this was so,\n',20170913),(65615,6156,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20171220),(65615,6636,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20180404),(56699,6517,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20170104),(50621,7862,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170325),(50621,1302,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170224),(16324,1386,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170830),(56912,5628,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20180109),(65504,1859,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170223),(44344,1751,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20180422),(44344,1878,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170126),(53382,6815,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20180220),(84910,1404,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170916),(84910,9016,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170919),(84910,5478,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170202),(68565,9612,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170923),(68565,8785,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20180222),(62495,5201,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20171017),(62495,8977,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20171103),(61721,8063,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20171110),(61721,9956,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170922),(73213,4930,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170630),(76273,4029,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170207),(15506,1381,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170702),(15506,8380,'Famous last words:\n',20170826),(75276,5561,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170607),(75276,9267,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170518),(75276,364,'every six months.\n',20170601),(55584,7888,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20170429),(74677,4859,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170911),(25869,5101,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170227),(25869,6965,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170405),(25869,2940,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170117),(78658,777,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20171112),(63180,3589,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20180212),(63180,5396,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20180101),(63180,2035,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20180208),(33174,5519,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20171205),(57462,1106,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20180131),(57462,8418,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171002),(44258,8804,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170701),(44258,2021,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170525),(50677,9246,'You might as well live.\n',20171231),(50677,5396,'programming.\n',20170510),(42879,1520,'Take not a single bit!\n',20180207),(20760,6178,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20170407),(98616,6869,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171009),(98616,4715,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180301),(98616,4729,'get used to it.\n',20170720),(80254,7181,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20180303),(42702,7181,'fur coat.\n',20180213),(42702,6801,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20171126),(27990,8785,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20170105),(13568,764,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170921),(75298,6480,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180122),(75298,1127,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170715),(97349,8172,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170401),(50140,9007,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171019),(50140,1794,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170201),(50140,3037,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170911),(22282,574,'\n',20170327),(22282,4193,'                -- Gigo\n',20170315),(22282,7995,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20171123),(33082,769,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20180408),(33082,1625,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20171214),(12578,2863,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170926),(79397,8976,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170216),(79397,2501,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20171205),(79397,4913,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20180319),(19949,6393,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180308),(19949,1799,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170528),(11863,2940,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170416),(39877,9347,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170828),(39877,8010,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180301),(39877,4965,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20180315),(67386,4069,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170429),(67386,515,'programming languages.\n',20180201),(90604,3634,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20180225),(90604,1659,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20180408),(90604,4612,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20180410),(48069,8403,'to work.\n',20180313),(48069,8158,'shortest, though.\n',20180501),(48069,7043,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20180111),(67624,777,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170807),(67624,4859,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170315),(32036,8172,'        But this output can be\n',20170412),(93624,1852,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170317),(93624,7297,'Question:\n',20180319),(93624,6579,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20170529),(17681,3415,'   San Francisco?\n',20170328),(17681,5155,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170815),(17681,5971,'\n',20170722),(94172,3595,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170202),(34475,718,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170217),(62214,8629,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170827),(62214,174,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20180408),(43745,3999,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20170103),(43745,4687,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170217),(43745,6447,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20180313),(44193,9877,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170802),(44193,4520,'He did his very best to make\n',20180428),(44193,8778,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20171208),(91874,3009,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170301),(49318,1581,'          -- Isaiah\n',20170513),(49318,9470,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20180423),(87366,624,'thing he tells you.\n',20180207),(99965,8433,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171202),(99965,9110,'pedestrians.\n',20170705),(75392,3841,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20171224),(16773,9150,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171212),(16773,1163,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170303),(16773,9434,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170703),(81791,9046,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170620),(18361,2152,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170620),(18361,9167,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20180316),(75380,2933,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170604),(75380,8724,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20171228),(75380,1077,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170525),(51508,5151,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170508),(51508,3779,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20170809),(51508,7028,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20180130),(38140,3,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170521),(38140,2716,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180421),(80893,9035,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170223),(80893,5585,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20171116),(80893,1127,'        The apple fermented\n',20180224),(21031,1923,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170724),(21031,4729,'        The apple fermented\n',20171030),(56128,8798,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20171009),(56128,8114,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20180309),(48864,143,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20171109),(87610,7990,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170313),(87610,5659,'automation?\n',20171218),(87610,8380,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20180425),(36354,8939,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170719),(74184,5015,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20180131),(74184,3940,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20171116),(73510,4659,'Who do you trust?\n',20180321),(73510,7035,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20171114),(66081,3607,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20171201),(51787,6521,'Gas smells awful;\n',20171105),(51787,8629,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170927),(51787,8249,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20180328),(35266,1302,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171215),(35266,8118,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20180305),(19409,9590,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20171009),(19409,8084,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20180405),(89266,6131,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170706),(12850,8657,'        This person must be fired.\n',20180330),(12850,9310,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170429),(19630,1137,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20171211),(97286,6986,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170214),(97286,232,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170915),(32387,4715,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170223),(32387,7587,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170826),(32387,6127,'shortest, though.\n',20170521),(10910,690,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170502),(80724,4938,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170707),(80724,6254,'retail.\"\n',20171217),(65431,9626,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20171223),(69798,1750,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170904),(69743,5101,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170222),(47964,8515,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180331),(47964,8600,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170328),(59295,9046,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20171009),(59295,9520,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170510),(59295,3323,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20170712),(78158,3865,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20171216),(64044,6439,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170828),(12542,5101,'automation?\n',20180208),(12542,7424,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170518),(52095,7093,'sane.\"\n',20170508),(40208,622,'Boss is reading it.\n',20180325),(40208,3607,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170914),(26587,3114,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180123),(30674,8158,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170321),(30674,7378,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20171021),(30674,3737,'pedestrians.\n',20170917),(20999,8249,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20171014),(20999,8729,'the way.\n',20170321),(20999,9956,'every six months.\n',20180408),(50117,6765,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170101),(48426,5011,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170309),(48426,2986,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20171104),(48426,4681,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170516),(75507,9589,'writing.\n',20180218),(75507,2338,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20180215),(75507,3382,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170609),(67715,2735,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20171122),(67715,7271,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170622),(67715,1389,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20171026),(41157,9188,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20171026),(41157,1519,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170429),(41157,7684,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170804),(78073,541,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20171128),(78073,4062,'life.\n',20180219),(78073,7454,'\n',20180125),(47837,5966,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170205),(47837,9053,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170429),(26187,8068,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170817),(26187,6210,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180123),(64949,506,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170320),(64949,9214,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170910),(59582,5628,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170320),(59582,4682,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20180205),(26877,816,'Who do you trust?\n',20170214),(28759,8114,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170626),(28759,5385,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170112),(40828,8873,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170509),(40828,4576,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170819),(72879,6958,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170202),(72879,9372,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170319),(56250,9738,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170629),(56250,5015,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171031),(56250,4059,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170301),(76374,2506,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20170310),(76374,7310,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20170211),(67238,8504,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170721),(67238,2218,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170804),(67238,7351,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20171113),(69813,9035,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170103),(69813,8426,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170305),(69813,1137,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170324),(89202,5149,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20180309),(89202,2306,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20180216),(89202,232,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170509),(43489,1973,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170104),(43489,2021,'nothing.\n',20180409),(22191,709,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180308),(22191,4986,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170605),(22191,5269,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180309),(36946,4754,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20180104),(35465,8476,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20170530),(13641,2021,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170418),(13641,3999,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170428),(13641,6129,'to work.\n',20170416),(90810,4993,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170322),(90810,5778,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180318),(90810,3382,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20171202),(59712,4029,'   San Francisco?\n',20170106),(59712,1344,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20171113),(66117,3810,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171101),(66117,9126,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170329),(73490,3750,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20171119),(73490,8082,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20180413),(73490,5201,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20180129),(43020,6701,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20171210),(43020,3114,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20180201),(46338,5004,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20171225),(27952,1033,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20180418),(27952,6636,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170920),(66602,4781,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20170420),(66602,3362,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20180122),(66602,3297,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170130),(60672,9956,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170508),(14510,8759,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20170401),(14510,1750,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20171104),(47330,703,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180331),(91136,9335,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20180114),(91136,1190,'elsewhere.\"\n',20171202),(62092,4044,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170606),(62092,4951,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170130),(62092,8342,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20171105),(52564,66,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170616),(52564,9167,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180429),(25352,709,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170112),(25352,7245,'You might as well live.\n',20180313),(74488,8925,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180408),(74488,4331,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20180418),(74488,1374,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170418),(21625,7310,'                even.\n',20170604),(45375,7331,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170418),(17415,3463,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20170311),(77915,5425,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170807),(74499,4485,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170416),(74499,1396,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170530),(52612,4246,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170203),(52612,3810,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170217),(67713,3490,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170306),(67713,3318,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180420),(67713,1302,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20180327),(53789,8498,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20171106),(53789,4193,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170720),(33655,9791,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170306),(88170,3123,'\n',20171111),(88170,777,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20180204),(73804,1389,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20180107),(73804,374,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20171225),(73804,1851,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20180119),(78429,7351,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20171220),(78429,8559,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170716),(78429,746,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180413),(89808,8383,'He sure is a fun god\n',20171231),(22942,3823,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180314),(22942,3470,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171031),(22942,5748,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180109),(73125,66,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170108),(80931,3151,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170421),(80931,7773,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170325),(80931,6653,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170831),(82146,1994,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20180113),(73107,622,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170921),(60668,212,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170131),(60668,9768,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20180222),(43678,6658,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20170522),(25496,2071,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20170303),(60913,4520,'        hits the paper.\n',20170604),(72353,2716,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170807),(29087,5003,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180101),(29087,3009,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170326),(86892,6669,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170921),(86892,6059,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171203),(86892,1837,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171216),(42773,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170405),(47304,7466,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20180305),(47304,4876,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20180311),(47304,7478,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20171102),(93498,6239,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20180419),(93498,9564,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20180322),(93498,9053,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170312),(92799,6085,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170317),(92799,3199,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171117),(92799,339,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170112),(75743,6184,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170831),(75743,4961,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180203),(75743,8114,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170712),(92604,1393,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170917),(92604,9583,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20180116),(92604,2789,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20180430),(15914,3244,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170405),(15914,4448,'Hail to the sun god\n',20171224),(15914,8600,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20180212),(35869,8233,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20180112),(35869,4612,'hour!\"\n',20180331),(98716,6503,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20170603),(26455,2207,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170320),(26455,3997,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180316),(33376,9188,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20180103),(33376,7946,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170914),(32703,7416,'nothing.\n',20170416),(53384,8383,'programming.\n',20180211),(53384,8152,'You might as well live.\n',20170502),(11175,9564,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20180325),(11175,7113,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171115),(68154,7236,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170329),(68154,3016,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170729),(55926,8417,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170715),(55926,3201,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170120),(55926,6515,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170414),(89848,4576,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20171202),(89848,6656,'   San Francisco?\n',20180205),(89848,8468,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170111),(47749,9,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20171225),(47749,4149,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170912),(47749,9738,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20171112),(77660,1193,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170225),(77660,2714,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170527),(77660,2071,'and last month in advance.\n',20170813),(60657,2403,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170915),(60657,8798,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170109),(60657,7773,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170629),(15976,8864,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170113),(15976,5585,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170826),(93416,2059,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20171226),(93416,4329,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20180501),(93416,4938,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170601),(58965,4837,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170707),(58965,6154,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170513),(58965,124,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20170605),(94332,4137,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20171029),(25430,6101,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170730),(25430,341,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170802),(55343,5493,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20171129),(55343,2806,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170225),(54118,6292,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170913),(54118,4683,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170815),(14577,3581,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20180429),(14577,1202,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20171008),(98633,2044,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170105),(37764,4069,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170228),(37764,7474,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20180318),(37764,3878,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20171008),(26296,9053,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20171218),(26296,2264,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20170422),(58691,6072,'take a bath...\n',20171212),(58691,551,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20180108),(58691,6753,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180320),(21314,4687,'computer crashes.\n',20170715),(23832,3799,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170107),(23832,339,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20171020),(65557,3904,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20170718),(65557,1714,'                -- Anatole France\n',20180313),(65557,3737,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170211),(24587,3992,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20180316),(24587,3072,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180112),(24587,7862,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170815),(89298,8476,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180210),(89298,2834,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170127),(89298,3204,'retail.\"\n',20180110),(29232,8777,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20171110),(29232,7947,'        When told this was so,\n',20170222),(11202,8753,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170829),(77730,1830,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170507),(77730,3904,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170924),(77730,4318,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170903),(32704,6722,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20171118),(32704,2153,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170623),(32704,9406,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20180224),(60059,6602,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170728),(60059,418,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20171205),(60059,1410,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20170510),(92235,9832,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20180205),(92235,8909,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180323),(92235,5628,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170111),(18923,2863,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170804),(99283,4699,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20171118),(99283,3984,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170611),(71929,8249,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20171028),(71929,104,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170402),(13679,1643,'God Invented Grass.\n',20180408),(13679,2958,'\n',20170606),(28951,1783,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170122),(28951,4987,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170809),(28951,4207,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170623),(56315,4143,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170211),(56315,8979,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170105),(61681,2035,'It used to point to me,\n',20171101),(61681,9137,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20180403),(48144,3072,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20171204),(48144,8869,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180112),(63571,4354,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20170807),(98405,9289,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170527),(98405,341,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20180416),(61317,6015,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20171101),(61317,2089,'indigestion.\n',20180413),(87413,9469,'world has ever seen.\n',20180214),(87413,7894,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20180306),(87413,8826,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170124),(14913,8836,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180320),(65153,9876,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20170325),(65153,6845,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20171026),(65427,3634,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171227),(65427,7705,'bomb.\n',20170705),(70873,1743,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180413),(70873,8698,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170723),(70873,7310,'flag.\n',20170807),(28811,488,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20180419),(28811,9245,'give it back to them.\n',20180302),(28811,4884,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20170222),(75892,4331,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20171222),(90168,1599,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20171219),(78290,4729,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170903),(78290,777,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170510),(64921,1799,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170610),(88978,2044,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170909),(62847,6275,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170902),(62847,9145,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180417),(62847,9373,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170314),(50375,8233,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170406),(50375,1389,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170718),(54319,1743,'Corollary:\n',20171018),(54319,488,'indigestion.\n',20170419),(54319,9171,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170530),(15508,6262,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170526),(15508,7113,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20171205),(41382,916,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180211),(41382,9669,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180331),(41382,7888,'And other erotic effects.\n',20180421),(68902,7236,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180306),(60958,5714,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170131),(60958,4804,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20171103),(58360,8431,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171222),(58360,3984,'fix it, and ...\n',20170601),(58360,3595,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20180114),(48760,7854,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170702),(48760,4674,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170811),(44308,9923,'soap bubble?\n',20170520),(44308,212,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170605),(44308,2044,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170703),(95669,2110,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20180108),(95669,3463,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170623),(14252,8666,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170329),(14252,3823,'        The strip revolved,\n',20171002),(14252,6505,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170820),(30184,4448,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20180307),(30184,4930,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170411),(64098,1604,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170419),(64098,3471,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170807),(90800,5999,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180305),(90800,8418,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170425),(90800,7454,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170414),(28264,7758,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20171207),(28264,8057,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20171026),(28264,7792,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170318),(43444,4715,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170113),(43444,5748,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20171218),(38504,2110,'improve.\n',20171207),(51948,1994,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180425),(39496,4915,'First Rule of History:\n',20170519),(98135,1171,'the computer.\n',20170514),(98135,9325,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20171019),(28544,845,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170815),(28544,1054,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180101),(83043,658,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171221),(53765,2177,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170217),(53765,4044,'\n',20170328),(53765,994,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170224),(46982,2594,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170319),(35603,2886,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170504),(35603,2993,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170729),(30991,8187,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170412),(62215,5606,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20180220),(89405,1001,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20171022),(89405,6437,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170724),(19227,55,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180116),(19227,4719,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20171210),(19227,2506,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20180118),(47786,2365,'hands.\n',20170717),(47786,3521,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170520),(87054,3114,'the light comes on.\n',20170216),(87054,374,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20180113),(87054,8605,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170410),(33902,7466,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180501),(79185,2151,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180130),(50209,7093,'computer crashes.\n',20170716),(50209,1266,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180402),(50209,1166,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20180101),(48001,8541,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20171028),(48001,4930,'soap bubble?\n',20170621),(41193,2253,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170203),(41193,7841,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170429),(41193,7242,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170728),(67988,3157,'pedestrians.\n',20171209),(67988,8380,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170415),(95797,315,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170817),(47306,2153,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170614),(47306,1794,'God is a polythiest\n',20170307),(47306,8804,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20180415),(22823,1404,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170111),(65278,2054,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20171122),(94171,6127,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20170517),(94171,9145,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170506),(18855,1344,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170817),(18855,4485,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20171119),(88418,6386,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20171010),(96010,3322,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170401),(96010,11,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170710),(35476,1600,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170701),(71386,2986,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170818),(71386,2274,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20170904),(44380,2924,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170703),(44380,5270,'it.\n',20170710),(44380,7259,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170614),(72813,2558,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20180320),(96016,9917,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170311),(96016,9122,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170518),(96016,2071,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20180320),(18026,2403,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170412),(28435,1659,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170528),(28435,8193,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20180115),(28435,2831,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170618),(78232,2059,'computer crashes.\n',20180404),(78232,6436,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20170928),(14062,5810,'fur coat.\n',20180409),(14062,2863,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170306),(45847,5536,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170507),(45847,3734,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20171203),(26061,9906,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170713),(26061,1923,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170614),(70913,7271,'life.\n',20170316),(70913,8433,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170122),(70913,9177,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20180306),(94957,8306,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170906),(94957,2937,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170906),(63175,4476,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170113),(63175,7130,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170918),(63175,374,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170705),(72002,8629,'to date.\n',20171126),(80936,2311,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170306),(80936,8979,'        No more than debris,\n',20170104),(40412,2506,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170622),(40412,8132,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170903),(40412,8620,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170814),(27514,388,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170825),(27514,4731,'headed.\n',20170629),(27514,8082,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20171116),(56253,5396,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170206),(56253,6722,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170628),(86541,3297,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20171117),(34746,3415,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20171026),(34746,9876,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20180112),(79285,6702,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170420),(79285,1365,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170711),(32375,2044,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170107),(97433,4143,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180117),(97433,7416,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170203),(77615,658,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180422),(77615,5385,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20171128),(15412,7466,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180111),(15412,690,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20171217),(71276,6845,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20180417),(71276,1926,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170509),(25388,6589,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20170711),(25388,5061,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170406),(11494,2403,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170705),(11494,2152,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20170623),(11494,9469,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170623),(63547,8418,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170411),(26712,9877,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20180319),(26712,9590,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180220),(26712,786,'        handle.\n',20170618),(45363,7929,'\n',20170402),(95313,5519,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20180129),(95313,7386,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170506),(95313,2559,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170328),(61442,2834,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20180217),(61442,777,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170102),(61442,6186,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170118),(93017,4300,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170308),(93017,4687,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180312),(53395,4470,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170415),(53395,8633,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170617),(27219,1202,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170926),(27219,3351,'nothing.\n',20170414),(49829,9319,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170407),(98527,8059,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170611),(98527,2089,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20180118),(98527,3470,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170709),(43781,6154,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170826),(69653,2749,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170807),(69653,4719,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170527),(69653,8132,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20180317),(39920,2993,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170427),(39920,6105,'nothing.\n',20171217),(39920,9673,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170129),(84039,5043,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170103),(25967,3376,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20171105),(25967,9432,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170729),(25967,7236,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170120),(37213,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170803),(37213,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171129),(37213,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180201),(71727,1381,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170505),(82128,3357,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170124),(82128,8605,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20180420),(82128,2362,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171011),(35315,4591,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170730),(10287,6229,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170801),(10287,709,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170408),(33407,5971,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20180126),(20450,2652,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180221),(20450,1659,'A: Both of them.\n',20170408),(85525,2306,'in God.\n',20171105),(85525,3190,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20170102),(69506,9306,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20171129),(69506,4961,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180419),(69506,1625,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180306),(68975,7113,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170623),(68975,4354,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20180112),(68975,3232,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20171216),(62189,4329,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170227),(62189,8433,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20171021),(11191,4754,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20180329),(11191,7660,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170508),(49774,4804,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170402),(20930,7676,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171015),(20930,4652,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20180403),(65997,3647,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20180420),(65997,2230,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170612),(12184,3865,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20180213),(12184,4837,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170605),(12184,8417,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170517),(34372,2967,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20180419),(34372,4149,'once.\n',20170523),(40085,3115,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20180330),(40085,8964,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20171215),(57727,1306,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180109),(57727,9188,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180411),(62667,9310,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170911),(81231,7259,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170505),(81231,2917,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170121),(81231,9934,'First Rule of History:\n',20170801),(14591,8442,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170824),(75235,9245,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170426),(79248,2502,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170910),(79248,402,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170530),(31483,5963,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170110),(31483,1519,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170325),(83073,4448,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20171102),(83073,8548,'fur coat.\n',20170112),(44593,996,'get used to it.\n',20170122),(13849,493,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170331),(13849,8729,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170625),(84139,2207,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20180124),(84139,2099,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170501),(97007,845,'        It was a total loss.\n',20180306),(97007,968,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170828),(25630,4352,'automation?\n',20170626),(25630,5972,'hands.\n',20170622),(25630,345,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170324),(50715,7364,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170328),(36844,9956,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170424),(36844,8012,'pedestrians.\n',20170207),(36844,241,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170816),(42458,1923,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20171113),(42458,7478,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170120),(42458,2967,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170622),(55388,4534,'Acids stain you;\n',20170718),(10890,1404,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180311),(10890,551,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170803),(44093,1520,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170903),(44093,6377,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170313),(44093,8836,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170222),(55861,6658,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170225),(19444,4534,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20170109),(75880,4381,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20171218),(75880,2177,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20170501),(69124,7820,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170605),(69124,2671,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170228),(69124,4702,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180204),(64369,3297,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20171028),(64369,746,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20171001),(11295,4240,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170418),(11295,7338,'get used to it.\n',20171029),(11295,6136,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20171004),(27771,6129,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170615),(27771,8633,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20180216),(27771,6515,'Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.\n',20180104),(84609,2967,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20180126),(84609,6965,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20171129),(84609,8504,'programming.\n',20170110),(60238,5493,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180408),(60238,3595,'this sort of trash.\n',20170510),(29123,8569,'System/3!\n',20171210),(20408,9589,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20180206),(20408,2311,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180214),(20408,5585,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20180411),(44238,1163,'was to go away.\n',20180416),(44238,1623,'bomb.\n',20170502),(14824,7181,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170526),(14824,158,'headed.\n',20170519),(67544,9630,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170706),(69680,1649,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20171220),(24830,9325,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180127),(65222,3114,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20171002),(65222,6131,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170920),(65222,4310,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180407),(76585,1393,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180128),(81296,1295,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20180404),(81296,3384,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170205),(81296,3999,'tomorrow!\n',20170725),(94940,4429,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180318),(94940,3521,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20180116),(81247,551,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20171010),(81247,845,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20171208),(81247,9162,'knows what it is.\n',20180325),(20177,7792,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170816),(20177,737,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170509),(42994,8773,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20171208),(42994,2403,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170925),(31790,6964,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170205),(31790,3623,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170921),(31790,8233,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20180220),(31179,4069,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170709),(31179,6292,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20180423),(31179,8193,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170204),(87729,2365,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170615),(87729,3517,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170111),(87729,6515,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171210),(43712,4915,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20180307),(86977,8063,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170916),(86977,9122,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170113),(86977,9190,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20171123),(17123,106,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180122),(17123,2443,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20180318),(17123,2274,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20171231),(38094,793,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180315),(38094,126,'programming.\n',20171102),(38094,2210,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20180210),(46765,4982,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180203),(46765,2272,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20180206),(46765,5843,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170804),(55130,363,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180308),(43859,4554,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20171104),(41251,9599,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170321),(41251,1837,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20180210),(53076,8727,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170318),(53076,6101,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170815),(53076,865,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170717),(23264,2731,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180115),(55429,8777,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20180409),(42843,3745,'one.\n',20180212),(42843,9669,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180420),(60918,7587,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170326),(60918,9185,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170511),(60918,2420,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170417),(43116,8082,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20170410),(43116,7420,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20170319),(89781,4723,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170205),(89781,8925,'\n',20170712),(89781,8777,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20180408),(82392,3323,'eyes...\"\n',20170221),(18486,2993,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170714),(87968,2075,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170625),(87968,8279,'tickets.\n',20170914),(19713,8114,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170927),(84714,9434,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170502),(84714,4273,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20171123),(84714,9353,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20171103),(72740,6292,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170218),(72740,9126,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20171226),(78591,1600,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20170423),(73484,2071,'enough cheese\n',20171104),(73484,2875,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20170902),(73484,1056,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171102),(75182,6077,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20171010),(75182,3362,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180304),(28844,1144,'described with pictures.\n',20170901),(28844,1393,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171203),(28844,988,'eyes...\"\n',20170707),(33650,2475,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170210),(33650,9319,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170221),(88292,6965,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170305),(59158,5493,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20171201),(59158,4804,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170204),(59158,3670,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20171116),(16640,9130,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170901),(16640,8012,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170124),(90286,4965,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170125),(90286,9768,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170926),(90286,4723,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20180113),(29152,8729,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170730),(32134,6740,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170823),(41610,85,'body is better.\n',20170621),(41610,8663,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170926),(41610,4659,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170805),(19368,9388,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170121),(19368,7609,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20180402),(19368,2272,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20180409),(41082,9877,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170328),(17834,3647,'            a cop.\"\n',20170123),(17834,488,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180109),(17834,2152,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20180310),(18407,9529,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20180210),(18407,703,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20171027),(18407,7990,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170506),(96756,1137,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170121),(96756,2274,'nothing.\n',20180223),(13857,7698,'        No more than debris,\n',20180325),(13857,1659,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20180322),(58017,2581,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170710),(58017,8612,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170828),(84114,7841,'\n',20171222),(84114,8559,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20171104),(84114,1574,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170502),(18466,8118,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180402),(18466,8629,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171213),(33346,6625,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170313),(33346,6184,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180211),(33346,9564,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170723),(70289,6254,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20171122),(59823,9105,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180201),(59823,4534,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171110),(23932,7028,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170507),(99488,4063,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170719),(99488,6156,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170822),(99488,777,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170625),(31293,1404,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20171209),(31293,1155,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170511),(31293,2365,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170228),(37999,1625,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20171206),(37999,2152,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170306),(99936,6575,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170926),(53549,4804,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20171224),(53549,7758,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170722),(35711,9974,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170704),(43900,8132,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170912),(43900,8620,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170209),(43900,674,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20180411),(76193,4702,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170529),(21023,1753,'            points.\n',20170917),(21023,8491,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170108),(21023,7820,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20170122),(14745,8778,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20180322),(88637,3362,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170111),(88637,2099,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20170920),(14058,3734,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180225),(27337,4112,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170527),(44857,6575,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170814),(44857,7698,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20170623),(44857,5468,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20171213),(70223,8542,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20171223),(70223,968,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170504),(74302,9103,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170427),(74302,6589,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180219),(74302,8667,'programmers.\n',20170109),(76205,2940,'            points.\n',20180119),(76205,1229,'harder.\n',20180416),(98423,3635,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20180127),(98423,3345,'totally worthless.\n',20180306),(79163,1878,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170820),(21057,7093,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171028),(11403,3776,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170411),(47389,6843,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170209),(86091,8426,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170202),(86091,7043,'\n',20170509),(86091,7698,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170910),(28517,2834,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20170330),(28517,4044,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171010),(61079,6969,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20171110),(50838,1542,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170821),(50838,8995,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170926),(35404,5478,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20171228),(35404,2044,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170903),(22695,2979,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170911),(22695,1106,'\n',20170927),(22695,9624,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180211),(30293,4239,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20171120),(30293,5101,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20180130),(98036,7364,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170104),(98036,136,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170628),(98036,8012,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171105),(29360,2834,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20180216),(29360,1288,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20171012),(58451,6084,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171212),(89112,8777,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20171020),(89112,7107,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170707),(70985,6999,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20170523),(98734,3652,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171217),(98734,4476,'retail.\"\n',20170110),(50224,8061,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20180427),(57868,6884,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170605),(87774,8883,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20171128),(87774,5539,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170129),(87774,9245,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170112),(77658,7262,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20180219),(54342,1999,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20180213),(35366,3483,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170624),(35366,4387,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180115),(81773,4987,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20170506),(91340,1960,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170817),(91340,4699,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20171129),(56410,9681,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20170731),(56410,8061,'improve.\n',20170212),(30534,8468,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20180421),(30534,3737,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20170123),(52643,4491,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20180226),(52643,6186,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20180322),(52643,5145,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20170308),(31295,7110,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20171125),(31295,5043,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170711),(31295,9917,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170708),(49115,5042,'        handle.\n',20170929),(93315,8491,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20180119),(93315,8784,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170320),(11297,3973,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20180421),(92408,2731,'tomorrow!\n',20171114),(92408,7338,'Be different: conform.\n',20171115),(59258,842,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20180404),(59258,5970,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171124),(59258,4867,'            once.\n',20180101),(81368,4283,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170224),(57556,786,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20180215),(57556,2059,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170927),(99478,7535,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170118),(99478,764,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170728),(99478,6845,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20171130),(85497,574,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20180202),(85497,6085,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180123),(85497,2863,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20180331),(18787,8158,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170606),(18787,1988,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20171022),(18787,3357,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180422),(30304,1623,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170623),(30304,2953,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20170403),(30304,4892,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170901),(14284,3201,'writing.\n',20170618),(14284,2940,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20180209),(16045,6059,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170419),(16045,7758,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170323),(16045,418,'computer crashes.\n',20180217),(10284,3652,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170314),(10284,1302,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20180430),(10284,9245,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170425),(48363,2272,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170812),(48363,9469,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170515),(16603,1811,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20171004),(16603,2600,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20180211),(72931,5255,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171123),(97683,9267,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170623),(97683,3869,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20180226),(97683,7509,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170803),(64708,341,'Corollary:\n',20171129),(80357,2863,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20180124),(80357,8383,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20171119),(80357,8061,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170405),(67282,4681,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170113),(67282,4859,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20171005),(67282,7257,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20180201),(66857,8836,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20180319),(66857,6722,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20170623),(86297,8084,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170113),(12121,488,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170726),(12121,9347,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170127),(17232,8341,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20180413),(17232,2311,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20180109),(17232,5561,'it holds the universe together...\n',20180205),(96548,3587,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170920),(96548,4318,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170131),(96548,374,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170718),(87270,9780,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20170610),(47878,5748,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20180315),(47878,2677,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20180421),(75194,4006,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180405),(26758,8666,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170723),(42334,104,'in God.\n',20170919),(42334,8187,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20180211),(42334,1290,'bomb.\n',20170715),(68061,4059,'\n',20170811),(48312,2858,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170810),(48312,8622,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170223),(48312,3323,'\n',20170723),(50049,1701,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20171025),(77975,1574,'after the age of 12.\n',20180120),(77975,9784,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20171011),(77975,9956,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171001),(46651,2594,'means the price went way up.\n',20170402),(12319,4072,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20171208),(12319,1483,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170110),(12319,8836,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20180105),(49649,9681,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20180208),(49649,6515,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20180313),(49649,5344,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171216),(92974,1701,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20180307),(92974,537,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170721),(92974,4699,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170209),(98174,482,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170607),(98174,4283,'it.\n',20170305),(98174,2241,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20180102),(51139,8657,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170823),(51139,8898,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170914),(51139,1163,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20180412),(92306,1306,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170925),(92306,4652,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20171231),(92306,9159,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20180430),(66305,6022,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20180311),(50526,176,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170926),(50526,2338,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20171112),(50526,363,'be hard to understand.\n',20171219),(37142,9137,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20171027),(37142,1909,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170115),(87502,6965,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170427),(87502,541,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170405),(14210,4491,'            once.\n',20180219),(14210,3251,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170421),(16657,4892,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20171126),(16657,2306,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180404),(16657,9087,'writing.\n',20180328),(32037,6229,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20180322),(32037,6084,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20180115),(32037,703,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20171102),(14622,3441,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20171105),(31321,5562,'the morning.\n',20171202),(31321,2189,'this sort of trash.\n',20170626),(60615,2059,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20171028),(35436,1389,'miss\n',20170612),(35436,3517,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170812),(79450,1675,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170614),(79450,9902,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20171106),(79450,6184,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180402),(72828,2731,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170307),(72828,515,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20180312),(72828,134,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170425),(49750,9373,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170131),(49750,9105,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170209),(49750,968,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20180108),(77929,9335,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20180326),(77929,3156,'-Deep Thought\n',20170505),(77929,364,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170901),(42115,3016,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20171110),(28916,6059,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20180101),(32824,446,'computer crashes.\n',20170331),(32824,6625,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170104),(32824,6789,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171226),(13933,9906,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20180501),(44952,4951,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171209),(44952,5313,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20171025),(73816,4699,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170916),(73816,8976,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170923),(35740,3209,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20171117),(35740,8383,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170712),(35740,1623,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170308),(80381,2858,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170619),(80381,2264,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20171028),(69854,3587,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170618),(69854,2917,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170907),(85013,1329,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180322),(85013,6377,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170805),(50515,4892,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20170805),(50515,3053,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20180112),(50515,8431,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170214),(92085,8416,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20171129),(24340,7994,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170520),(24340,4731,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170806),(31413,1604,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20170524),(83015,8932,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170301),(83015,764,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20171118),(56467,2089,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20171028),(56467,1973,'a new town.\n',20180217),(56467,5270,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20171210),(63474,6884,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20171102),(63474,7820,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170928),(98115,5810,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20170805),(98115,5927,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170806),(98115,8932,'\n',20170416),(67843,1404,'-Deep Thought\n',20180309),(67843,7227,'people.\n',20171011),(67843,8753,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170107),(54941,8363,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20171226),(89755,9712,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170427),(89755,8455,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170512),(89755,3463,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170228),(10319,1200,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20180417),(10319,9319,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180108),(86967,6517,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171126),(75483,8716,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171105),(75483,8995,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170515),(77955,8476,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170703),(77955,792,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171222),(78113,8279,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170728),(55569,6642,'to reform.\n',20170728),(55569,8421,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170603),(55569,8541,'You might as well live.\n',20170202),(29886,3652,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180224),(29886,6965,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180130),(29886,9470,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180224),(45986,3351,'        handle.\n',20170314),(59031,1751,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170721),(59031,3750,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170328),(36942,8176,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170809),(36942,2210,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20171006),(36942,402,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180302),(76380,1599,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170723),(76380,5972,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170115),(76380,1851,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170724),(36168,718,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170430),(36168,9362,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170827),(36168,6505,'Hail to the sun god\n',20171129),(16714,624,'flag.\n',20170117),(16714,8367,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170520),(40751,9660,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20171110),(40751,1799,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170611),(40751,2049,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170616),(46200,8521,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170515),(72831,8403,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170312),(57728,9414,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20170702),(20685,3444,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170209),(52537,1001,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170815),(28582,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170615),(28582,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170115),(28582,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171220),(28582,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171215),(65475,5772,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170208),(74027,4965,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180211),(74027,649,'this sort of trash.\n',20171003),(74027,6571,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170814),(85305,8306,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170615),(85305,4687,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170127),(85305,3204,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20171103),(74098,9434,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20180102),(60912,2958,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170812),(60912,4837,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20180312),(60912,1623,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180128),(92977,1056,'\n',20170916),(92977,517,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180220),(38268,8864,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170320),(38268,3770,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170110),(14090,8759,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20171009),(14090,1077,'hands.\n',20171119),(14090,5155,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170104),(68693,4354,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170122),(68693,9159,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170201),(68693,2918,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170730),(71083,3322,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20171217),(71083,1667,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20170213),(71083,4331,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20180226),(91114,7338,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170806),(32773,6765,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20180128),(32773,3266,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170417),(99673,9362,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170329),(81337,8455,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170620),(81337,9188,'ends.\n',20180317),(27968,1973,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20171216),(27968,8491,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170416),(27968,651,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20180403),(75521,7676,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20170113),(75521,7351,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180130),(43834,8316,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180128),(43834,2526,'world has ever seen.\n',20180501),(44351,4876,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170810),(44351,8380,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170223),(80669,6059,'        what is going on.\n',20170208),(80669,2831,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20171119),(80669,4195,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170525),(74132,8778,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180311),(74132,2049,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20180116),(74132,5282,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170723),(14370,4534,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20171024),(14370,9564,'Vote anarchist\n',20171127),(16667,7028,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20170817),(16667,2295,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20171231),(84107,9347,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20180118),(84107,8360,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170916),(88754,1144,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170331),(88754,2210,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170524),(88754,5269,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170908),(54181,2153,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170809),(91930,6059,'handicapped.\n',20170417),(22549,7390,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170308),(22549,4069,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170814),(59773,8724,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20171208),(59773,284,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170328),(59773,3896,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170825),(89516,9712,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170810),(71751,674,'        But this output can be\n',20171203),(13018,6447,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170806),(13018,9414,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170829),(41695,8315,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170612),(37485,5091,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20171024),(59227,5512,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170328),(59227,9934,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20171001),(59227,3318,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170410),(83725,5925,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170520),(83725,9246,'eyes...\"\n',20171024),(83725,8187,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170723),(69898,106,'          -- Isaiah\n',20180416),(69898,1529,'today.\n',20170113),(92698,8029,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170816),(92698,9053,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20170203),(92698,1194,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180416),(16074,3199,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20180126),(95848,5294,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170816),(95848,2475,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170409),(95848,5201,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170302),(98428,5033,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170827),(29452,9346,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20171116),(27159,6958,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170128),(56559,9150,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171224),(56559,5753,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180218),(56559,5344,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170201),(62544,9612,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20180201),(62544,9064,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170819),(62544,7262,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180209),(10683,2668,'ourselves.\n',20180214),(10683,1046,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170725),(10683,9472,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170410),(71400,1728,'variable.\"\n',20180310),(48937,6993,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170917),(48937,9035,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20180206),(48937,5344,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170214),(17258,5425,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170726),(17258,3157,'world has ever seen.\n',20180125),(17258,8633,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180326),(28227,2403,'writing.\n',20180109),(91465,1649,'\n',20170704),(94945,232,'\n',20171022),(94945,2499,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170102),(54301,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170816),(50962,1728,'happens.\n',20170505),(50962,5043,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170712),(50962,7275,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170529),(70458,4143,'and last month in advance.\n',20180323),(70458,1529,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20171027),(70458,2433,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170319),(20768,2581,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20171110),(20768,649,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180225),(20768,4717,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20171024),(66924,2433,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20170617),(66924,9414,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20180415),(66924,5155,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180215),(54564,9570,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20180314),(54564,3114,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170414),(54564,1155,'writing.\n',20170410),(99704,4986,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170302),(99704,2092,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170331),(99704,2652,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170506),(90739,8729,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180109),(90739,6658,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20180131),(90739,4240,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20171112),(10472,7888,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170531),(73422,9087,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180223),(73422,4246,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170718),(73286,106,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20180212),(25925,2403,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170706),(37897,3779,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20180411),(37897,7297,'to reform.\n',20170830),(57444,5648,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170313),(28798,5396,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170823),(20137,1389,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170914),(20137,5323,'automation?\n',20170901),(20137,5772,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180419),(57180,515,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20171005),(57180,1077,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180420),(31836,7093,'ourselves.\n',20170708),(31836,8976,'works.\n',20171110),(95906,8949,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170628),(95906,2958,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170701),(43158,4235,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170302),(21007,9906,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170518),(21007,551,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20171218),(21007,5023,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20171212),(77101,1604,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170604),(77101,4554,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170318),(58604,2420,'            points.\n',20170505),(58604,5810,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180221),(58604,9520,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170816),(92845,9035,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170214),(92845,5777,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180107),(92845,6275,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170602),(98131,9335,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170421),(14507,4485,'programming.\n',20171108),(14507,1107,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20180119),(76253,9190,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170905),(76253,8909,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171219),(65781,537,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170308),(65781,5914,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170910),(50583,7378,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170724),(50583,1785,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180408),(50583,4804,'this sort of trash.\n',20171001),(76690,2863,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170510),(97337,8433,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20171031),(97337,129,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170106),(30558,7130,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20170131),(30558,5135,'harder.\n',20171222),(79412,8431,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20171220),(79412,2668,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170628),(51315,3225,'fix it, and ...\n',20170911),(41857,1529,'He did his very best to make\n',20180122),(41857,9712,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180216),(39390,6386,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170708),(65886,4195,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170625),(65886,4612,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170120),(65886,2958,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170809),(91064,8361,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180416),(91064,842,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170103),(91064,690,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170405),(93439,7113,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180401),(93439,6869,'it.\n',20180220),(45905,346,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171205),(45905,8600,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20180407),(99655,3521,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171023),(76631,7509,'life.\n',20171109),(76631,4387,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170108),(21669,8068,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20171127),(21669,2513,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170813),(21669,2350,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170805),(60187,2806,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20180315),(60187,1811,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20180430),(60187,8109,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171107),(47130,8029,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170422),(47130,8063,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170225),(44164,212,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180426),(44164,6154,'crystallography weenies.\n',20171227),(97956,8158,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170908),(69139,4534,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20180214),(69139,5914,'It never does quite what I want\n',20170131),(69139,6186,'today.\n',20171026),(45561,4485,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171202),(45561,8925,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20170909),(45561,3415,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180313),(98539,703,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180129),(98539,1302,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20171223),(24737,8131,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20171126),(85065,4464,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170616),(85065,7424,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20180330),(87824,5880,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20171229),(87824,1106,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20180416),(37958,4951,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170909),(37958,6015,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171108),(37958,3670,'the computer.\n',20170907),(90475,9306,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20180331),(90475,7609,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170124),(90475,8605,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20180102),(50416,5157,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170428),(40636,1295,'that I can.\"\n',20170110),(40636,9876,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20180401),(40636,6184,'        The apple fermented\n',20170909),(40244,9934,'shoes.\n',20170919),(40244,8187,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170509),(86817,7043,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20171026),(87098,9035,'nails.\n',20180227),(50874,106,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170502),(50874,6186,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170907),(50874,793,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170309),(27074,3490,'        The strip revolved,\n',20171209),(27074,146,'returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.\n',20170410),(27074,2153,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20180405),(46857,8082,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170310),(46857,2502,'soap bubble?\n',20170830),(46857,5151,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180405),(51224,363,'Nooses give;\n',20170614),(55698,2595,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20180204),(55698,1909,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20170103),(55501,6341,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170428),(61906,4491,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170602),(61906,7297,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170822),(61906,5135,'indigestion.\n',20180312),(39567,8667,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170423),(35586,2937,'\n',20170515),(25428,4576,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170510),(25428,4892,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20180210),(25428,6184,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170321),(72644,8012,'                -- Anatole France\n',20171025),(93696,8187,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170217),(93696,8869,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170323),(93696,1604,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20171005),(72920,3635,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170318),(72920,7236,'executive.\n',20170509),(72920,5590,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20171117),(11151,5772,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20171101),(80151,1087,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20170730),(92249,8663,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20180123),(19671,537,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170422),(74714,8476,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170308),(83312,8515,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20171230),(99029,9564,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170907),(99029,4982,'I think that I shall never see\n',20171205),(99029,7466,'            points.\n',20170505),(67835,2863,'programming languages.\n',20180424),(67835,9159,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170208),(76712,9188,'        stupidity.\n',20170414),(76712,674,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20180402),(81689,3213,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20180210),(85904,5914,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170820),(85904,4675,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20171209),(67667,8559,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20170127),(63691,6986,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170103),(63691,4461,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170612),(63691,718,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20180416),(55437,9375,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180317),(38252,9924,'that I can.\"\n',20180416),(38252,6254,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170521),(38252,7837,'slandered.\n',20170616),(37710,5294,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170708),(37710,9103,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170518),(37710,3284,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170503),(51031,1783,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170904),(51031,6602,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170706),(51031,3213,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170913),(75755,4612,'\n',20170519),(57316,3137,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20180425),(57316,3139,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20180415),(30847,8132,'        live.\n',20170216),(30847,9520,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170827),(30847,488,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20180219),(47773,881,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170425),(47773,2875,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170519),(99175,8663,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170521),(99175,6131,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170118),(43161,4507,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20170114),(41468,3750,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180116),(41468,2218,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170604),(41468,7028,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20180421),(89971,9137,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20180104),(83412,3734,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170611),(83412,816,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170804),(51527,3077,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170319),(51527,1202,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180217),(41876,2595,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170123),(10205,4930,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20171025),(40758,765,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170216),(54688,4429,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170926),(54688,7498,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20171210),(54688,5033,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20171220),(23494,8061,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170725),(52604,6701,'        electrical cord.\n',20180211),(52604,3323,'handicapped.\n',20170525),(52604,574,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180406),(71713,8727,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20171015),(71713,4219,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170905),(78140,6015,'eat.\n',20171122),(78140,7478,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170320),(41048,8040,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170228),(41048,2967,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170321),(54785,257,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170715),(54785,9314,'\n',20180422),(54785,4965,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20180103),(95505,9246,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20171123),(95505,8034,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20180128),(88980,4149,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20180313),(94232,5784,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170204),(94232,3570,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170921),(94232,7498,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170112),(25261,3318,'The middle of the night.\n',20170801),(25261,8418,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170503),(14903,4652,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170130),(99185,8416,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170129),(99185,7637,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171125),(99185,9529,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20180308),(55662,4612,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20170617),(81872,6938,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170628),(81872,3776,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20170523),(81872,183,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170603),(97449,8650,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170824),(53509,4063,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20180315),(53509,1106,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170611),(53509,6127,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170324),(81402,3779,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170501),(43096,1811,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20180219),(21161,7272,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20171227),(21161,622,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170111),(21161,2735,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170317),(96752,8976,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170627),(96752,3595,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20180119),(93087,3187,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20180131),(93087,1386,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20180320),(37076,5255,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170408),(37076,6022,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20171103),(46128,9335,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170820),(46128,3345,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180429),(87669,4252,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170416),(87669,4867,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170925),(87669,2716,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20171125),(64194,5313,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170511),(64194,4681,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20180318),(97404,7478,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20180111),(68179,8790,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170328),(42757,7937,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170912),(98791,7107,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20171017),(98791,3,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20171204),(93610,8078,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180331),(58700,9267,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170906),(58700,104,'\n',20170630),(58700,7351,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20180222),(96037,1851,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180408),(96037,7676,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180416),(96037,7258,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20171008),(73352,3016,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170911),(73352,816,'                even.\n',20170124),(59290,4063,'programming languages.\n',20170409),(59290,1087,'sane.\"\n',20170602),(30895,4464,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20171008),(30895,3156,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170527),(30895,1529,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170420),(59051,6210,'nothing.\n',20170526),(57252,7182,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170726),(54307,8207,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180419),(54307,5858,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170730),(54307,2044,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20180304),(20513,924,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170904),(38585,5735,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170407),(38585,1728,'\n',20170426),(38585,8341,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20180203),(43698,8418,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170522),(43698,7416,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20171114),(43698,1852,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170118),(76398,7894,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20180326),(76398,9362,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180409),(76398,2241,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170213),(93397,3734,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170614),(57793,1468,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171021),(57793,4938,'\n',20170728),(77024,3885,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170403),(77024,4381,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20180314),(20779,1567,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170307),(20779,8633,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170609),(64462,5162,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170322),(64462,5043,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20171021),(64462,9768,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170609),(74306,1016,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170330),(74306,4485,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20171230),(74306,388,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180406),(26041,7424,'listings or the object deck.\n',20171011),(23346,8187,'handicapped.\n',20170218),(79602,4287,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170822),(79602,4913,'            points.\n',20180325),(93947,4252,'Shining with all his might:\n',20171218),(67508,2099,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170620),(67508,3115,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180116),(67508,8909,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170810),(47888,1978,'\n',20170324),(99038,2716,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170403),(99038,6653,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20171006),(62637,8417,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170530),(62637,9974,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170628),(40538,9314,'A: Both of them.\n',20170424),(89392,3878,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170604),(89392,1604,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170815),(50903,1004,'Vote anarchist\n',20170706),(50903,3470,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170531),(50903,9347,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170120),(29453,996,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20171011),(29453,1266,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20180218),(93263,17,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180405),(39498,5727,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20171017),(39498,5313,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20170630),(39498,6789,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170402),(27114,4252,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20180501),(27114,3952,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20170330),(94080,8612,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20180220),(94080,4675,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170606),(13155,1973,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170506),(13155,55,'out of a divorce.\n',20170612),(13155,537,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170128),(93900,7927,'tobacco in between.\n',20180101),(93900,1374,'as afterward.\n',20180303),(93900,7535,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170421),(50831,3156,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180430),(50831,8057,'variable.\"\n',20170917),(50831,3635,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20171224),(95607,7523,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170406),(70607,3797,'flag.\n',20180204),(70607,8342,'            points.\n',20171016),(92656,8193,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170121),(54935,8476,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170927),(63797,9712,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20171103),(63797,1763,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20171113),(35925,2735,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180324),(35925,3570,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180201),(35925,6658,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170303),(47215,1625,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170426),(49560,7271,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170507),(49560,8729,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170615),(67734,9087,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170108),(67734,8576,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20180313),(67734,8004,'ourselves.\n',20170131),(90972,7378,'tickets.\n',20170330),(40405,339,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20180425),(81598,7927,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170930),(75262,1202,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170215),(75262,1193,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20170618),(75262,5536,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20180419),(52438,7257,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20180303),(52438,6878,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170807),(52438,6341,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170818),(20376,70,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170731),(20376,5829,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170819),(20376,515,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170424),(54689,6127,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20180127),(54689,3491,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20180126),(24289,792,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170329),(24289,1542,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20170617),(94217,4491,'a new town.\n',20180406),(94217,6658,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170228),(21887,9310,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171119),(55173,4652,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20171027),(70734,8029,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170916),(70734,8012,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170701),(70734,4485,'Vote anarchist\n',20180106),(25385,6292,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170913),(25385,2311,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170401),(14758,4818,'        The apple fermented\n',20170620),(14758,1994,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20171115),(14758,4239,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20180208),(50530,8063,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170402),(53214,4859,'          -- Isaiah\n',20170304),(53214,712,'Razors pain you;\n',20180227),(53214,2858,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170201),(53308,5561,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20180117),(83458,1163,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170927),(83458,9589,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170108),(58449,2264,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171020),(80130,8995,'change.\n',20180311),(80130,257,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180306),(80130,3441,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20171024),(96685,2206,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20180105),(96685,6015,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170625),(96685,1830,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180421),(13374,8777,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20180204),(13374,3244,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170416),(60640,5727,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170616),(60640,3734,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170509),(92654,3190,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170916),(90598,1529,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20171112),(23514,3225,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180206),(23514,3471,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20180429),(23514,3201,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20171112),(65861,1750,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171104),(38531,9388,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170128),(51562,9133,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170527),(51562,3770,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170212),(26661,4193,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170113),(26661,9122,'happens.\n',20170916),(26661,4659,'computer crashes.\n',20180408),(40262,8995,'give it back to them.\n',20180204),(40262,2177,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170316),(40262,1200,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170930),(77613,6262,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20171213),(77613,1794,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170320),(77613,6521,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20171003),(74315,5145,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170108),(74315,649,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180424),(21678,4719,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20180203),(21678,1973,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170319),(84523,7637,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180127),(84523,7181,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180410),(30804,5748,'\n',20180217),(30804,2937,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20171005),(71930,9612,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171109),(71930,7390,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20171026),(49065,651,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170705),(81097,2714,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20180205),(81097,146,'pedestrians.\n',20171007),(79281,1127,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180206),(25462,4507,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170818),(25462,4993,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170108),(25462,7390,'him up.\n',20170924),(55633,2594,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180110),(55633,4867,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20171203),(68481,765,'in God.\n',20170115),(68481,8071,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170217),(68481,7637,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20180205),(22555,3156,'automation?\n',20170829),(35395,2677,'listings or the object deck.\n',20171216),(35395,649,'Nooses give;\n',20170304),(35395,6982,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170915),(80423,777,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20180206),(69766,9771,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170104),(53319,3776,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20171122),(53319,7093,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20180102),(47245,2167,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170613),(19573,4542,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170319),(14710,8548,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170711),(97420,1001,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20180118),(66043,2953,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170713),(66043,1344,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170323),(20083,7947,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20180118),(20083,9924,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20180124),(20083,9880,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170420),(88835,5659,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170812),(88835,6702,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170207),(31031,5753,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170727),(32958,8025,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180219),(32958,3973,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180324),(32958,9599,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170617),(79241,9624,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170414),(79241,5560,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170520),(79241,446,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20171111),(35927,7894,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170113),(63165,8249,'\n',20180125),(63165,4207,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20180208),(91424,341,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170709),(91424,924,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20180429),(91424,9087,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20180227),(41020,4715,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170221),(14128,777,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170223),(50048,4044,'to date.\n',20171121),(19430,2420,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20180315),(19430,3797,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170820),(43856,5388,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20170414),(34491,4063,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171223),(34491,5412,'It used to point to me,\n',20171124),(34491,5240,'a new town.\n',20171207),(11153,6239,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171105),(11153,4310,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170619),(40283,4329,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180325),(40283,1973,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170826),(40283,4207,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170625),(95653,7894,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20170910),(95653,2633,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170620),(95653,8152,'it.\n',20171003),(99858,9133,'        handle.\n',20171014),(40384,8012,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20171026),