(40384,1137,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170330),(94877,7888,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170320),(94877,6517,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170126),(94877,8600,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20180220),(45386,9250,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20171029),(45386,968,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170228),(65194,2863,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20180103),(65194,5585,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20171003),(50502,3745,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170926),(50502,482,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170925),(86018,6884,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170304),(86018,3647,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20171229),(10168,8034,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180425),(10168,9335,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170711),(10168,143,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170108),(50769,764,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180430),(50769,1288,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20171211),(57169,9974,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20180213),(29517,3491,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170817),(87553,9375,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170509),(87553,712,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20171214),(46606,8059,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20171028),(46606,2595,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20171110),(94538,5585,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170904),(92295,7305,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180116),(92295,241,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170618),(92295,4913,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20180220),(29204,6131,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170908),(29204,8491,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170501),(87540,7093,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170529),(87540,6964,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20170124),(87540,2044,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20180113),(62818,9105,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20170730),(62818,1374,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170616),(62818,8068,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170123),(81900,764,'                even.\n',20170326),(14302,488,'to worry.\n',20171108),(71694,2716,'was to go away.\n',20180207),(71694,1837,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170907),(25595,3156,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170614),(25595,1097,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170829),(32763,5606,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180101),(32763,5560,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180126),(32763,706,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20180322),(67347,4731,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20180423),(67347,1751,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180315),(21780,4913,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170226),(21780,4352,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170518),(97115,9470,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20180328),(59404,8063,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170726),(59404,4062,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20180307),(59404,3869,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170813),(12103,7780,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170122),(10347,793,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170108),(10347,1926,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20180220),(75057,2270,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20180305),(72104,8084,'be hard to understand.\n',20170817),(72104,9956,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170410),(72104,5562,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170829),(21800,3139,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20170503),(10808,2834,'sane.\"\n',20170626),(10808,792,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20180110),(10808,9347,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20171007),(97073,4207,'        stupidity.\n',20180429),(42888,4240,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170625),(42888,4507,'fix it, and ...\n',20170608),(97206,7888,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170524),(42066,4300,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170813),(42066,2054,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170822),(42066,8426,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170528),(53512,2986,'writing.\n',20170220),(53512,5493,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170717),(53512,1670,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20180222),(75558,7227,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170814),(75558,8082,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20171219),(62693,7454,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20180215),(62693,4062,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20180209),(17280,1751,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180405),(17280,8025,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20180401),(15637,5999,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180501),(15637,1581,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180321),(82205,5539,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170108),(41673,1701,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170818),(41673,6740,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20171118),(57587,7331,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20180409),(57587,8925,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170619),(57587,4652,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180127),(24270,5593,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20171123),(83245,2183,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180419),(83245,8804,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170816),(83245,4195,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170724),(96515,3156,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170917),(53788,4687,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20180401),(14455,1229,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170222),(14455,8380,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170928),(54294,7927,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170813),(54294,9130,'was to go away.\n',20170528),(54294,6136,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170415),(74992,174,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20171110),(74992,6845,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180401),(20399,8118,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170722),(71602,1344,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20171003),(26858,124,'a new town.\n',20170918),(74508,3114,'happens.\n',20170822),(74508,9103,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180325),(54009,6602,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170603),(54009,2110,'take a bath...\n',20170217),(41657,3444,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20171230),(41657,4381,'it.\n',20171115),(92014,4675,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20171129),(92014,9570,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170130),(92014,8727,'not worth knowing.\n',20180320),(65384,5323,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170910),(65384,9599,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170205),(65384,7454,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20171009),(77969,7245,'to worry.\n',20171116),(46600,5927,'it made.\n',20171011),(46600,4892,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170802),(46600,845,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20170819),(84322,1670,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170219),(84322,3351,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20171019),(32016,7349,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180320),(32016,3810,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170211),(10218,6084,'and last month in advance.\n',20180403),(91468,8363,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170708),(46895,1659,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171207),(91934,7272,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20171121),(91934,2986,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170816),(91934,9372,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170404),(64432,1925,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170921),(95296,3137,'Acids stain you;\n',20170327),(52656,7275,'enough cheese\n',20170809),(52656,9677,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170503),(38217,6131,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170625),(28237,5517,'And other erotic effects.\n',20171102),(28237,5287,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20180402),(28237,1107,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20171024),(34522,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180219),(88228,690,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20171121),(88228,6993,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20180110),(62858,2350,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20180316),(62858,5030,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20180430),(77252,5753,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20180326),(77252,9570,'today.\n',20170717),(66031,4965,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171122),(66031,5562,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170501),(78007,8059,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171106),(78007,1998,'          -- Isaiah\n',20171103),(78007,3734,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170210),(84216,6262,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180303),(84216,5061,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170826),(84216,816,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20180128),(63944,765,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170719),(63944,7351,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20180301),(63944,1567,'            once.\n',20171112),(43505,2270,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170617),(43505,5963,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20180122),(44607,2677,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20171018),(44607,6969,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170628),(44607,8061,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180116),(79844,1552,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170810),(79844,9712,'Famous last words:\n',20170424),(79844,2559,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20180117),(73101,3266,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170712),(77419,2241,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171217),(77419,3915,'flag.\n',20170411),(77419,9150,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180216),(95804,1033,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20171119),(95804,5606,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170721),(76352,1785,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170524),(76352,994,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180108),(76352,1649,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170919),(90911,9432,'of another.\n',20170514),(90911,7315,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20171008),(39198,4804,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170525),(39198,4913,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20171105),(83158,8541,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170820),(83158,3952,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20180422),(83158,129,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20170628),(17010,146,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20171124),(17010,5468,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170827),(94526,9906,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20170918),(94526,517,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170811),(94526,418,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170529),(16403,3797,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20180110),(16403,2834,'to date.\n',20170128),(16403,4310,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180319),(30807,5030,'            points.\n',20170104),(30807,5748,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170608),(38126,786,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20171115),(90637,1866,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20171227),(90637,709,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170715),(93472,8729,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170929),(93472,6595,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170915),(27051,5135,'totally worthless.\n',20180422),(27051,1360,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170731),(27051,5385,'the computer.\n',20170916),(44441,4252,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20171011),(44441,4223,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170305),(44441,3491,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180221),(46038,3323,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170204),(46038,2362,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170522),(46038,9137,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170104),(18722,4993,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20180423),(44195,5561,'today.\n',20180411),(46399,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170216),(46399,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170205),(46399,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170503),(40817,1988,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20180313),(40817,5972,'hour!\"\n',20170716),(40817,4207,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170208),(92615,1365,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170304),(92615,4461,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170423),(92615,4982,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20171209),(26898,7130,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20171202),(26898,5851,'A: Both of them.\n',20180202),(26898,8566,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20171115),(37438,5282,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170921),(75066,8633,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180221),(75066,5468,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180210),(64485,1381,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20171002),(65355,3463,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170207),(65355,3323,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171016),(65355,4207,'example.\n',20170507),(25227,2513,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170810),(62900,2099,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180424),(62900,2264,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170523),(62900,6986,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20170127),(40585,7773,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170320),(40585,4239,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20171030),(20707,9773,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170116),(20707,737,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20180216),(55773,719,'it made.\n',20180301),(19428,3953,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20180107),(19428,7466,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170526),(86980,7130,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180209),(86980,2809,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170815),(31294,2350,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20171027),(54337,5562,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20170901),(54337,8416,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20180416),(21417,9771,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170913),(38434,4318,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170821),(17315,2306,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170309),(90436,9375,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170727),(90436,5606,'        The apple fermented\n',20180103),(90436,5963,'Hail to the sun god\n',20171118),(20781,6341,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20180221),(20781,8121,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20171207),(60662,3629,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20171014),(60662,8279,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20171201),(60662,1859,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20171118),(66620,6659,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170112),(66620,4273,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170827),(64525,9432,'                -- Gigo\n',20180201),(43058,7737,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180327),(36378,9570,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170414),(36378,1599,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20170909),(36378,363,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170128),(19864,2924,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171101),(19864,1659,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20180305),(29468,4731,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20180331),(29468,8521,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20180311),(29468,3225,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20180212),(23207,2189,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20180413),(23207,9214,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170210),(51065,5091,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170818),(51065,2420,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170711),(61958,6521,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170502),(61958,1410,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170905),(61958,5858,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170417),(77749,5648,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170122),(77749,9110,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170531),(85846,8360,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20180115),(85846,1659,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180209),(42824,3521,'        No more than debris,\n',20171208),(88437,2338,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20180404),(88437,7107,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180123),(88437,3114,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20180331),(21053,8132,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170512),(48666,7841,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20171215),(69867,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171113),(80098,2404,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170302),(59769,9346,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170722),(40167,4470,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170813),(40167,5714,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171224),(31433,129,'\n',20180421),(31433,2659,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170507),(63295,517,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170227),(63295,2147,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20170114),(63295,2581,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20180326),(18484,2558,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170402),(18484,1438,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20171207),(15648,7660,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170325),(15648,8004,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170712),(92414,3570,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20170105),(92414,8515,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170922),(92414,6077,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20180317),(72725,8061,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170627),(72725,2264,'flag.\n',20180212),(81873,5839,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180210),(12955,5562,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20180427),(12955,6236,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180307),(12955,8417,'was to go away.\n',20180217),(98664,6965,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170804),(98664,3483,'        It was a total loss.\n',20171003),(45844,339,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170216),(45844,3114,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20171122),(69778,2338,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20171119),(69778,3799,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180207),(95142,2594,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20171002),(95142,5468,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170930),(98014,2679,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170305),(98014,4941,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20171113),(98014,5999,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170917),(99573,2270,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180315),(56723,7637,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20180101),(56723,2403,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20170728),(56723,143,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20171118),(38893,6845,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170413),(38893,3490,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170728),(66865,1107,'not worth knowing.\n',20170830),(66865,4235,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170609),(66865,3037,'Shining with all his might:\n',20171030),(54667,4072,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170811),(54667,4687,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20180212),(82639,4004,'                -- John McNulty\n',20180318),(82639,3266,'Who do you trust?\n',20170114),(99982,4507,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170609),(99982,3901,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20180404),(31684,4719,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170507),(31684,3115,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20170405),(82628,4993,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20171204),(82628,9780,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20180212),(73031,1046,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170415),(25995,8132,'indigestion.\n',20170619),(22329,4354,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170125),(45941,8442,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180316),(45941,5659,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170620),(91716,8456,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170215),(91716,8790,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170218),(91716,1782,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20170617),(61844,4534,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170921),(61844,1999,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180109),(86752,3484,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20180424),(96286,996,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180422),(96286,4318,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20180114),(70724,3077,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170829),(70724,5605,'programming.\n',20170922),(50963,4195,'breath is called the listener.\n',20171101),(50963,8949,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170319),(66524,624,'Famous last words:\n',20170423),(78171,43,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170402),(52476,5659,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20171030),(52476,8784,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20180301),(69863,8753,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20180108),(69863,9559,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20180317),(69863,5539,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170812),(39572,3670,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20171217),(39572,8071,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170718),(30055,769,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20180407),(31765,2403,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170119),(36260,3201,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20171116),(36260,9053,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20171220),(16785,8068,'pedestrians.\n',20170331),(19691,7587,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20180417),(19691,8367,'coughing.\"\n',20170325),(96717,8898,'            a cop.\"\n',20170430),(96717,4069,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170802),(47430,8342,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170823),(47430,4941,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170907),(55192,5778,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170828),(55192,4520,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170130),(77801,7946,'\n',20170809),(77801,7830,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170430),(87019,1785,'elsewhere.\"\n',20171008),(70445,4069,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20171011),(70445,9250,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170511),(84090,5033,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20180114),(84090,5972,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20180309),(97741,8504,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20171107),(97741,8698,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20180218),(18210,8997,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180215),(18210,3384,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170814),(18210,8902,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170422),(45911,4781,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20180318),(45911,649,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170404),(81819,7275,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170427),(81819,7637,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171117),(28411,8418,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20171025),(28411,3209,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170514),(17887,2886,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20180221),(82691,610,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170725),(82691,9314,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170130),(82691,9035,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20171107),(38165,2210,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20180110),(46490,5925,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20180126),(51068,1028,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180401),(28553,8061,'shortest, though.\n',20170416),(28553,2940,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20171224),(98394,988,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180411),(10489,4804,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170328),(10489,1604,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170208),(47969,8798,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20180224),(47969,3244,'the light comes on.\n',20170426),(47969,2264,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170901),(43349,2420,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170924),(54929,124,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170211),(54929,2937,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170508),(15690,9924,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20170309),(15690,1852,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170419),(21384,8859,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170124),(21384,3362,'The middle of the night.\n',20180315),(21384,9626,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20180309),(52331,9007,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170325),(79399,2924,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170709),(79399,2831,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170608),(55839,1155,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170926),(43119,8084,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171205),(43119,5415,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170212),(43119,7093,'this sort of trash.\n',20170609),(26923,8114,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170218),(26923,2933,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170506),(26923,7028,'improve.\n',20170103),(58616,2924,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170914),(58616,257,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170627),(73399,3232,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170202),(73399,4965,'\n',20170731),(73399,551,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170506),(10377,2979,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170520),(24960,2306,'shoes.\n',20171217),(30470,2789,'life.\n',20170711),(30470,8132,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170519),(46078,3865,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170213),(46078,8380,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170326),(35700,3629,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170321),(35700,6579,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20170722),(36342,3607,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170309),(36342,4717,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170731),(36342,8642,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170508),(41551,17,'bread.\n',20170622),(41551,4476,'\n',20171107),(13895,7837,'described with pictures.\n',20171115),(13895,4331,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170729),(70269,1386,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170617),(53089,8335,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170827),(53089,6136,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170824),(53089,85,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170615),(74988,5030,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170903),(74988,1393,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20171211),(34256,3016,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20180115),(34256,1056,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20180215),(16655,9677,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20180219),(16655,9956,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170302),(17210,5512,'it made.\n',20171024),(68739,6789,'            a cop.\"\n',20170617),(30299,2940,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20170807),(30299,339,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20171122),(30299,9599,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170926),(53044,7637,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20180411),(53044,1623,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170814),(58393,2671,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170821),(58393,5735,'automation?\n',20170622),(72660,5519,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20171201),(63965,3997,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180307),(63965,1999,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170423),(63965,5966,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170116),(88998,2338,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20170328),(88998,493,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20171203),(94860,6156,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170501),(94860,3984,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20171023),(51795,3382,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170125),(24248,9599,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20180208),(24248,9167,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170308),(24248,5963,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170213),(84660,2875,'ends.\n',20180215),(59828,2573,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170113),(59828,5659,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20180121),(72245,6595,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170827),(82518,6894,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20171027),(82518,8836,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170822),(36868,1229,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20180123),(26803,8777,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20180108),(25868,4331,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20180120),(25868,7028,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170809),(36511,8059,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20180203),(36511,6229,'retail.\"\n',20170327),(39507,1859,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170801),(39507,5151,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20171129),(44609,3204,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20171120),(44609,4291,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180407),(41924,9902,'\n',20170416),(41924,5784,'that I can.\"\n',20170527),(41924,2033,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20180411),(19048,488,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20171213),(59931,9353,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170120),(59931,5469,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170309),(59931,7474,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171119),(46526,1753,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20171109),(46526,6571,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171008),(88110,6571,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170224),(88110,9615,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180302),(36400,9934,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170709),(36400,2002,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170103),(33638,8576,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170909),(33638,3896,'retail.\"\n',20170317),(95676,6136,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20171125),(15987,5468,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170725),(15987,4915,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170517),(15987,2206,'to work.\n',20170621),(59987,2035,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20180309),(59987,3799,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170114),(59987,6993,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170310),(98792,2863,'honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.\"\n',20170123),(98792,1046,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20171018),(37332,1714,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170415),(37332,8403,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170912),(37332,6447,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170528),(87647,7181,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170720),(87647,5585,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170403),(49970,8612,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20171006),(49970,4017,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20171021),(49970,1999,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170402),(51078,1973,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170515),(51078,3896,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180123),(51078,1365,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20170710),(15885,7698,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180210),(25796,8773,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170628),(15592,3204,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170101),(72526,8040,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20180114),(72526,9167,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20180320),(72526,2940,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170618),(91117,5753,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20180107),(91117,5362,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170529),(91117,1290,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170524),(67586,3323,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20180424),(67586,9414,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170909),(78350,241,'\n',20180321),(78350,7841,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20171111),(17750,8869,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20171030),(39247,2044,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20171201),(39247,8559,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170604),(74151,43,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170810),(90090,2021,'Razors pain you;\n',20170929),(90090,9373,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170119),(90090,2089,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170508),(63514,1054,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170522),(63514,1753,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20171012),(63514,9335,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180121),(94746,6156,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170823),(94746,8657,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170509),(94746,6154,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170615),(72734,4004,'body is better.\n',20170711),(72734,4583,'the light comes on.\n',20170105),(72734,842,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170202),(74261,6515,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170811),(74261,8504,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20180227),(74261,6642,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180221),(64667,1830,'God is a polythiest\n',20180410),(64667,9832,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170317),(27201,5772,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170202),(71987,9669,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170424),(34544,5772,'knows what it is.\n',20171117),(34544,3770,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20180106),(39752,1266,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170118),(39752,2668,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20171220),(28307,5313,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20171126),(28307,4554,'\n',20180426),(28307,5715,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170817),(26129,3284,'He did his very best to make\n',20170629),(96951,6437,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170905),(96951,4781,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170315),(96951,4986,'once.\n',20170327),(19262,1926,'Hail to the sun god\n',20171110),(19262,8724,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170206),(40647,402,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170910),(40647,8605,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180315),(60095,9372,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170905),(94589,4072,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170604),(82543,5255,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170204),(62636,3779,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170622),(62636,7737,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170310),(58028,5135,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20180405),(73505,842,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170414),(73505,8316,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20171102),(56883,2600,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20171004),(29554,3952,'        stupidity.\n',20180115),(29554,8468,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170319),(29554,2834,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170307),(49114,1960,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170714),(98387,1998,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170409),(98387,9621,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170823),(98387,6129,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170825),(53516,5536,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170330),(53516,9564,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170924),(17882,6969,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20171027),(47762,4837,'that I can.\"\n',20170416),(47762,2193,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170417),(47762,9974,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20171128),(24953,9103,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170823),(64584,5727,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20180218),(64584,2679,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180419),(64584,1302,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170713),(62261,8650,'writing.\n',20170224),(62261,6084,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171013),(62261,5605,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180112),(39865,6701,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20180401),(63925,712,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20171128),(29878,5478,'        what is going on.\n',20170902),(14049,9395,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20171217),(62271,2677,'conventional thing to happen to him.\n',20171116),(62271,3915,'Vote anarchist\n',20180429),(62271,1520,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170901),(29825,7182,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170113),(29825,3251,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180118),(14464,6114,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170125),(14464,6254,'programmers.\n',20170221),(62885,8504,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180303),(62885,3652,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170803),(69536,845,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170429),(92132,2403,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20171202),(92132,2792,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20180310),(91531,6521,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170328),(39467,9335,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20171124),(39467,5772,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20180401),(42448,8979,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20171124),(42448,6999,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20180304),(81930,4884,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170719),(81930,4331,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20180121),(81930,2147,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170820),(63401,9267,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180106),(12479,4381,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180309),(12479,7758,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170930),(12479,6789,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170327),(54981,6869,'indigestion.\n',20180411),(68500,6914,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20180304),(68500,8605,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170228),(68500,104,'sane.\"\n',20170106),(64582,674,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20171202),(64582,2917,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20170928),(64582,5142,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20180313),(84296,2071,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20171219),(84296,2809,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20180128),(84296,7509,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20171128),(82945,9615,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20170729),(82945,8118,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170121),(51517,5282,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171212),(21896,9677,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170429),(21896,5628,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170204),(21896,1978,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170709),(70543,7841,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170118),(87994,2640,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20180306),(33781,2979,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170503),(80666,106,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170819),(69980,9660,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171004),(69980,7242,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171226),(69980,5030,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180305),(19805,622,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180223),(19805,9145,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170121),(19805,6254,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170729),(19508,3077,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170409),(19508,8383,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20171215),(56136,9245,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20170718),(56136,7990,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170623),(31224,7378,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170323),(53890,1998,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170423),(53890,8456,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180318),(53890,7386,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170904),(16122,1921,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20171119),(34157,3123,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20171130),(34157,6447,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170118),(34157,212,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170202),(28634,2917,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170207),(60972,5843,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180222),(60972,737,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20180106),(32761,4219,'in God.\n',20170414),(32761,2831,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170308),(71836,1994,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20171123),(71836,3640,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20180202),(50122,4915,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20171113),(50122,7929,'for a dial tone.\n',20171226),(50122,134,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170412),(85426,85,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170820),(85426,9427,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170419),(85426,793,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20171005),(73918,5162,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20171125),(73918,8176,'world has ever seen.\n',20170122),(73918,5255,'this sort of trash.\n',20170115),(77296,129,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20180223),(77296,2189,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180209),(12547,9,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170426),(19078,517,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180429),(19078,8569,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170520),(19078,363,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20180404),(37041,9188,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20171207),(74257,1171,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170404),(74257,4283,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20180124),(74257,3470,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20171202),(54645,5313,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170504),(54645,2033,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170911),(54645,5970,'System/3!\n',20170830),(40894,6938,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20171009),(40894,70,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170902),(40894,4351,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20171211),(76293,1866,'Be different: conform.\n',20170314),(76293,1763,'the way.\n',20171202),(15477,4287,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170708),(99028,1438,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20171231),(99028,6843,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20171006),(53058,6156,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170420),(54549,8456,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171220),(54549,7995,'        handle.\n',20170809),(60412,2089,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170213),(60412,3865,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170823),(88599,8869,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20171112),(88599,9273,'The middle of the night.\n',20170706),(88599,8521,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170710),(95105,8605,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20171219),(95105,6722,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170916),(93495,6210,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170716),(93495,2831,'programming.\n',20170513),(25613,3953,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170331),(25613,7271,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20171130),(73006,4239,'tomorrow!\n',20170808),(55797,6505,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170820),(55797,610,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170811),(15867,4683,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171208),(51772,8306,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20171125),(51772,1743,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20171027),(51772,1894,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180302),(59752,9214,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170722),(59752,996,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20170808),(83047,5015,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171018),(83047,1563,'executive.\n',20170628),(64176,4892,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170627),(64176,5240,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170131),(64176,9016,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20171228),(51939,5425,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170311),(73375,4781,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170630),(74176,1290,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180112),(83464,6131,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170314),(83464,4731,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170716),(68335,8455,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171214),(68335,3484,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170405),(76557,2071,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170605),(76557,8964,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20170723),(76557,2502,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170827),(26492,2075,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170321),(26492,4059,'System/3!\n',20180407),(44527,7259,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170311),(93203,106,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170331),(93203,3797,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170701),(93203,2075,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170729),(51001,7698,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20170317),(51001,1625,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180216),(84403,8759,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170907),(84403,690,'                -- Gigo\n',20180301),(84403,70,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170226),(88960,5091,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170825),(88960,6869,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170510),(28980,2924,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170908),(28980,5362,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20180309),(28980,9246,'the morning.\n',20180420),(47414,7035,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170721),(47414,8729,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20180227),(47414,1483,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20180131),(36294,6702,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170115),(36294,5517,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170526),(36294,3900,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170408),(59569,4240,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20171128),(79178,8057,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180118),(79178,1851,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20180423),(17027,9087,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170313),(17027,3470,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171004),(17027,6625,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170718),(26645,1483,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20180428),(26645,5033,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170612),(76146,5590,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170701),(76146,9660,'Acids stain you;\n',20170726),(37884,9630,'computer crashes.\n',20180314),(11165,994,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170607),(11165,2207,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20170503),(20811,9288,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20180331),(20811,89,'\n',20170618),(20811,9273,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20180324),(78601,2035,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171210),(90922,8559,'                even.\n',20171025),(42342,4941,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180426),(51441,6156,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20170210),(70553,9599,'harder.\n',20170802),(70553,5388,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20171126),(70553,9630,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180414),(28068,6884,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20171208),(28068,3779,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170719),(76239,1714,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20170602),(76925,85,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170928),(76925,4717,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20180321),(76925,5966,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170919),(75694,5313,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20180421),(83695,8082,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170702),(83695,5089,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170526),(83695,9167,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170628),(48649,2218,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170129),(21075,8778,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180407),(21075,2573,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20180416),(21075,183,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170513),(96307,345,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170315),(96307,3484,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20171216),(96307,124,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20170826),(59867,7523,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170921),(59867,9906,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180418),(59867,3999,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180311),(93158,2499,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171023),(93158,276,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171103),(74543,3483,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20171111),(74543,9906,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170123),(65376,517,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170904),(65376,4659,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171103),(94667,5030,'\n',20180326),(94667,537,'headed.\n',20180301),(78819,8538,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170922),(78819,8063,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180204),(25398,7837,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170119),(15854,8622,'doing.\n',20170707),(15854,2210,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170506),(63137,5124,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20180402),(63137,9177,'one.\n',20171218),(63137,1599,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170416),(61095,842,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170812),(60708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170416),(60708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180403),(60708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170207),(14216,3046,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20171224),(31360,4993,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170104),(79081,8622,'        This person must be fired.\n',20171001),(88730,3915,'\n',20171001),(88730,5468,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20180402),(88730,8826,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170914),(41288,4682,'Acids stain you;\n',20180131),(41288,9310,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170814),(69174,1673,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20171113),(69174,5030,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20180128),(69174,5715,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20171118),(29966,5784,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20171008),(56235,241,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20171101),(56235,1623,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20180228),(56235,8034,'life.\n',20170429),(59798,2633,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20171111),(41051,2110,'the morning.\n',20170519),(35702,3213,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20171007),(35702,8521,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170305),(72661,9832,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180103),(74131,6589,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20180216),(74131,9250,'\n',20170120),(13637,124,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170209),(13637,2668,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180107),(13637,8759,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20180122),(47724,4195,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170113),(47724,2558,'                even.\n',20180411),(47724,5396,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180212),(75068,3841,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171109),(75068,7929,'headed.\n',20171209),(75068,4951,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20180311),(75612,5648,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20170416),(75612,6999,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20170122),(75612,6148,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20180107),(35643,6127,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20180121),(35643,9126,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170331),(35643,2910,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170715),(58574,5628,'this sort of trash.\n',20171022),(66697,8316,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20180426),(50965,5966,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20171009),(50965,6993,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20170324),(52570,3745,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20180413),(52570,8010,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20170721),(35017,811,'I really hate this damned machine\n',20170705),(35017,9310,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170309),(98356,5270,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20171016),(98356,8421,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20180122),(64401,1649,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20180309),(64401,5478,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170128),(28282,1290,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180123),(24924,5519,'improve.\n',20170930),(24924,5362,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20180305),(13369,1190,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170924),(13369,610,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170621),(42504,6178,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170302),(57102,6463,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20180328),(72820,6505,'        stupidity.\n',20170630),(72820,1701,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171220),(69500,793,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20171115),(69500,8566,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170220),(48822,8342,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20180429),(48822,482,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20171111),(63393,3046,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20171031),(63393,3595,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20180114),(63393,3201,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170818),(62860,1859,'totally worthless.\n',20180120),(36711,9660,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180303),(13241,7401,'of another.\n',20170731),(13241,8504,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170803),(13845,4287,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20171211),(13845,6765,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20170211),(13845,3187,'versa.\n',20171021),(26282,1016,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170814),(26282,8468,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170105),(26282,7523,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170227),(71013,5240,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170607),(71013,7894,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180218),(88087,5004,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20180401),(69160,9917,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170405),(55335,8498,'        It was a total loss.\n',20171126),(55335,2365,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170404),(89502,4491,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170112),(49079,6229,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180212),(72884,4429,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170815),(72884,8566,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20180214),(72884,8442,'tickets.\n',20170306),(75986,2350,'God is a polythiest\n',20180210),(75986,703,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170828),(45308,2986,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20180322),(45308,2958,'        While her lover lamented\n',20171204),(45308,5593,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170721),(11568,8620,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180418),(11568,7995,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20180325),(11568,1675,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170802),(43976,3209,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170513),(43976,1878,'programmers.\n',20180318),(37050,712,'slandered.\n',20170816),(37050,7107,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170613),(61881,3209,'get used to it.\n',20180120),(61881,8504,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170815),(61881,574,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180120),(40431,6178,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170717),(40431,7333,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170215),(40431,8521,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20180425),(34269,5415,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170709),(86146,8716,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170101),(86146,8898,'the computer.\n',20171226),(86146,1193,'Hail to the sun god\n',20170410),(18984,8548,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170820),(18984,5157,'and last month in advance.\n',20171011),(29066,4207,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20171207),(29066,2809,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20180118),(34620,2433,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180325),(34620,7333,'\n',20170731),(90397,6129,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180501),(90397,9288,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170926),(90397,1360,'happens.\n',20170311),(51635,610,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20171129),(51635,1200,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180101),(51635,345,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20170107),(60914,9347,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170621),(60914,2917,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20170106),(18306,769,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170301),(18306,339,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170425),(18306,374,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170405),(16232,9469,'this sort of trash.\n',20180320),(16232,6575,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170911),(94111,2888,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20171014),(31117,3799,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170301),(31117,6436,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20170211),(31117,4044,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170824),(22810,2210,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170927),(25377,4884,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180206),(31191,811,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170627),(31191,3218,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180324),(31191,8341,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180324),(55810,1193,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170721),(68607,6004,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170816),(94523,622,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171104),(94523,9335,'handicapped.\n',20171028),(43994,7637,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170517),(34498,1104,'\n',20170428),(10815,1529,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170906),(70768,493,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171026),(15758,5091,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20170628),(15758,1163,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170322),(15758,4729,'programming.\n',20170328),(85397,9630,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20171203),(85397,1046,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170517),(59193,9375,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171213),(59193,9934,'                -- Gigo\n',20171004),(64439,8773,'be hard to understand.\n',20170423),(64439,493,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20171107),(24865,7698,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170404),(24865,9564,'Corollary:\n',20170706),(74525,1994,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20170111),(74525,8315,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170607),(74525,3750,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170907),(50835,5468,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170605),(60441,3647,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20171116),(60441,7758,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170910),(54609,4006,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170304),(54609,2207,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170507),(54609,9130,'today.\n',20180211),(54789,4818,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20180318),(54789,1066,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20180212),(54789,8864,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20180428),(91998,8279,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20170429),(59746,5778,'nothing.\n',20170903),(59746,4576,'as afterward.\n',20170918),(59746,4715,'\n',20170409),(73829,4915,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20171216),(73829,8187,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170923),(73829,537,'be hard to understand.\n',20180326),(49828,3490,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170303),(49828,9246,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20171013),(93532,9681,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20180426),(93532,2241,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20180321),(93532,3378,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170726),(50846,6571,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20180412),(50846,6178,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20171222),(50846,6815,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170916),(67393,1194,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20171009),(89293,6178,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170728),(89293,8176,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170227),(89293,3484,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20171127),(79037,7454,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170807),(68269,7478,'\n',20170102),(97502,8657,'        other.\n',20170626),(97502,6965,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20180426),(97502,3823,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20180312),(52215,6072,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170708),(52215,1056,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20170613),(52215,6447,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20180325),(39812,2633,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20180426),(39812,9469,'after the age of 12.\n',20170419),(53265,7130,'the morning.\n',20170306),(53265,5606,'example.\n',20170622),(53265,5015,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170425),(23432,8442,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170428),(23432,7862,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20180116),(73953,7509,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170617),(73953,6210,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20171027),(73953,3266,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170207),(16317,3904,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20171227),(16317,8431,'                -- Anatole France\n',20180203),(16317,9434,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20171030),(87941,6767,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170619),(46224,6184,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170519),(46224,8040,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171207),(61437,4731,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20171228),(61437,1675,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180406),(61437,5151,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170701),(61250,7182,'bread.\n',20180131),(61250,1520,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20180322),(27530,6236,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20180205),(27530,4062,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170220),(27530,4717,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20180120),(41277,1329,'be hard to understand.\n',20171013),(41277,8468,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170306),(41277,2993,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170718),(66637,6653,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170501),(66637,7093,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170407),(66637,8979,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170824),(41529,2295,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170611),(41529,6894,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20171118),(41529,7946,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20180310),(67397,5101,'government at all.\n',20180212),(93580,1229,'        No more than debris,\n',20171001),(93580,6185,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170208),(93580,339,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170808),(89704,9956,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20180115),(54917,1266,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170418),(46517,7792,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170309),(46517,3016,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20180413),(13954,3984,'Question:\n',20180321),(99466,257,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20170907),(51229,2311,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20180217),(51229,4581,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20180105),(51229,3,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170109),(92375,7994,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20180414),(57878,3378,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20171011),(53792,9016,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170528),(92195,3187,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170405),(20240,4464,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20170418),(39688,1438,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180114),(24948,2652,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20180111),(24948,4291,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170110),(32835,1851,'Famous last words:\n',20180416),(43725,6625,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171009),(43725,3046,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20171019),(43725,8521,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180413),(37319,1054,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170707),(38229,5963,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180301),(38229,1046,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180225),(63649,1600,'\n',20170703),(93829,610,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170816),(93829,4699,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170408),(23256,3992,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170121),(23256,7523,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170717),(46178,1563,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170110),(78615,1763,'        what is going on.\n',20180501),(66310,4351,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20171028),(66310,9267,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20180131),(66310,3,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171226),(86619,8784,'        other.\n',20171001),(86619,9064,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20171107),(50993,176,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180125),(50993,9780,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170415),(50993,3490,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170817),(97103,1097,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170210),(34592,4930,'not worth knowing.\n',20170808),(34592,3992,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20170215),(46045,7758,'indigestion.\n',20170131),(46045,7946,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170923),(46045,7820,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170618),(30591,143,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170721),(30591,6964,'        But this output can be\n',20180110),(71618,7523,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170515),(71618,1604,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20171001),(71618,2400,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171105),(31153,3251,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170423),(31153,2924,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170428),(82634,3869,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20180205),(82634,4554,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170721),(94273,8864,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20171016),(94273,3952,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170501),(94273,9589,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20180130),(68182,4069,'after the age of 12.\n',20171227),(68182,3490,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20171220),(47013,6602,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170518),(47013,3570,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170307),(66490,9105,'        stupidity.\n',20180101),(34703,9832,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170619),(34703,2295,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170605),(34703,1396,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20171223),(66380,3915,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20170716),(66380,3953,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170923),(93868,709,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180204),(93868,5089,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20171020),(74627,1093,'to work.\n',20171010),(74627,7990,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20171014),(36647,9214,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20170408),(36647,8193,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20170927),(36647,1837,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170916),(73803,7460,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180405),(73803,9956,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170301),(40318,4448,'Vote anarchist\n',20170512),(40318,6447,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170524),(40318,1393,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20171120),(69077,2350,'It used to point to me,\n',20170702),(69077,9469,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170614),(69077,5396,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170114),(69614,8118,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20180401),(69614,5091,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20180405),(90764,7676,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180424),(36121,4193,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20180213),(36121,6105,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170321),(36121,4137,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170929),(21847,7498,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170119),(62046,6275,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170112),(62046,8152,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170108),(76317,5287,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20171003),(76317,5748,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170208),(76317,8804,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170731),(27155,6004,'\n',20180402),(27155,3157,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170801),(64696,4534,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170923),(72409,1468,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20171024),(72409,9599,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20171023),(90989,3896,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20180203),(90989,2151,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170201),(90989,5282,'nothing.\n',20180131),(69994,8522,'of another.\n',20170208),(22196,2937,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20171109),(22196,126,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170904),(26457,3415,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20180309),(26457,6136,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170129),(28124,2573,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170605),(28124,4715,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170823),(29899,6262,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20180208),(75102,212,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20180326),(75102,4112,'eyes...\"\n',20171028),(75102,4987,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20171203),(44779,8513,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180213),(44779,4351,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170717),(74423,2714,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20171107),(74423,587,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20180322),(27572,8724,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20180314),(27572,5135,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20180215),(75712,6015,'He did his very best to make\n',20170926),(84705,5142,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170227),(17936,8515,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180317),(25897,6753,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20171106),(26503,4331,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20171120),(26503,3999,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170215),(55378,3896,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20170915),(55378,4723,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170508),(55378,3463,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20180402),(60176,4219,'knows what it is.\n',20170904),(60176,346,'        reject the proposal.\n',20171201),(88394,5287,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170227),(66301,5810,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20171221),(76092,1714,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170316),(76092,2886,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170426),(76092,1396,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170802),(21967,1107,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20171003),(21967,4044,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20171017),(21967,5772,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170814),(80974,5033,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170418),(79525,4884,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170615),(79525,2714,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170521),(86511,7947,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170909),(68783,4429,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20170212),(65487,1659,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170406),(65487,9923,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180429),(65487,3444,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20180126),(60801,2749,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170727),(60801,2640,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170331),(60801,5784,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20180207),(15325,3998,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170516),(15325,1190,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20180407),(15325,7257,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20171021),(46111,2502,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20180414),(46111,1604,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170202),(24703,6595,'to worry.\n',20170105),(24703,2110,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170131),(24703,506,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20180130),(22625,3589,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170803),(22625,104,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170820),(22625,3896,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170811),(32684,7275,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170627),(73198,5091,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20180416),(73198,4464,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170524),(73198,792,'headed.\n',20170113),(37980,2152,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170129),(29776,5772,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20171026),(61457,7927,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170116),(61457,1667,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170304),(61457,363,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170413),(43983,5715,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170908),(53130,2311,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20171029),(53130,8569,'Boss is reading it.\n',20180317),(53130,8068,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170903),(93730,8380,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20171024),(69685,5089,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170729),(69685,4987,'ends.\n',20170625),(69685,1028,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180131),(43893,7424,'today.\n',20170328),(43893,3463,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171025),(43893,6136,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20180309),(39327,1483,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20171228),(39327,3218,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170602),(78218,2270,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180211),(96780,2789,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170219),(96780,8667,'          -- Isaiah\n',20170914),(46931,1978,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20171002),(46931,3973,'it made.\n',20170423),(47855,8642,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170213),(47855,4915,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170729),(32885,2075,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170826),(32885,6702,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170305),(32885,1837,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170118),(29042,3953,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20170602),(29042,9469,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170328),(29042,3904,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170813),(81755,5269,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20171230),(81755,3,'eyes...\"\n',20170307),(34411,9177,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20180501),(80603,5124,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20180329),(49979,9621,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170624),(49979,7888,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180406),(82976,8605,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170305),(82976,5415,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20171214),(82976,1087,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20171112),(94599,1410,'Razors pain you;\n',20170929),(18770,2888,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170616),(18770,5999,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170912),(36836,3318,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180329),(36836,5269,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170115),(43656,2206,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171107),(43656,7509,'        electrical cord.\n',20170306),(43656,7995,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20180327),(16864,6127,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170903),(87573,18,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170101),(87573,1137,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170214),(78482,3750,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171227),(78482,7676,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170520),(11314,5124,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170721),(36469,8650,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20180317),(45966,9310,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170717),(57456,8729,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170914),(57456,9791,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170308),(57456,7219,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170904),(72230,706,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170403),(81426,257,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20171129),(81426,2792,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170508),(81426,212,'as afterward.\n',20170503),(33156,5922,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170510),(35846,4331,'It never does quite what I want\n',20171016),(35846,1155,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20171124),(35846,1127,'lightly greased.\"\n',20171226),(93919,3799,'The middle of the night.\n',20180221),(93919,7219,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20171202),(93919,3318,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170320),(49536,7297,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170313),(49536,7995,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170608),(45671,816,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20180112),(45671,1381,'        While her lover lamented\n',20171004),(45671,8193,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180302),(29739,3115,'\n',20170628),(99866,2365,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170726),(99866,541,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20180126),(11761,2210,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170624),(11761,7364,'there is nothing in it.\n',20180324),(11761,8657,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20171208),(30680,4290,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20180124),(19198,8315,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170612),(19198,4507,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20180104),(19198,1001,'it.\n',20170522),(66944,6085,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170202),(66944,9974,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170108),(87672,2917,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20180314),(87672,4818,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20170810),(87672,3770,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20171019),(56418,136,'        handle.\n',20180401),(68856,2054,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20171026),(50232,4675,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20180216),(50232,9314,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20171110),(86500,1410,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170521),(66276,9956,'out of a divorce.\n',20171230),(66276,2659,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171216),(66276,212,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20171206),(31094,3953,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20171028),(75691,17,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170202),(75691,5425,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170314),(39133,5142,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171006),(39133,6595,'in God.\n',20180118),(40669,3992,'world has ever seen.\n',20170217),(53656,1066,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170825),(53656,3587,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170813),(60684,797,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20171120),(60684,3441,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170808),(13847,1468,'once.\n',20171219),(13847,2501,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20180408),(20924,4941,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20180414),(98110,8905,'programmers.\n',20170922),(98110,3471,'crystallography weenies.\n',20171101),(98110,8949,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170601),(23593,4951,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20171107),(23593,2230,'pedestrians.\n',20180331),(23593,7258,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180316),(30199,4818,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170719),(30199,2311,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20171116),(34036,1654,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20170717),(45880,446,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170120),(45880,1659,'example.\n',20180406),(61326,7466,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20180113),(21864,6815,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20171213),(21864,1393,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170123),(21864,5784,'You might as well live.\n',20170316),(59155,3901,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180203),(59155,6186,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170525),(76612,4464,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170301),(76612,9150,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20171226),(16264,8542,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170725),(41660,1973,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180416),(41660,1410,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20171129),(78918,1799,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170326),(78918,7994,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170810),(78918,4986,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20171025),(92252,6801,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171207),(65685,5362,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170529),(64776,4476,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170211),(64776,7035,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170218),(64776,6722,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180316),(18007,5772,'shortest, though.\n',20171214),(18810,6869,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170330),(18810,765,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20171005),(46262,8114,'life.\n',20170213),(46262,7466,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170507),(46262,8416,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170601),(89587,3362,'        The apple fermented\n',20170906),(24406,4283,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170909),(24406,4731,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170317),(24406,6669,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180427),(38234,5714,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170910),(38234,5562,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180318),(50806,8522,'after the age of 12.\n',20170821),(69556,3634,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170925),(35244,9347,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20171208),(35244,1701,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170618),(65966,6129,'soap bubble?\n',20171209),(65966,4965,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20180403),(65966,6377,'You might as well live.\n',20170129),(28679,1960,'The answer is 42.\n',20180421),(93387,6239,'world has ever seen.\n',20180113),(54531,9669,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170911),(54531,5149,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20171219),(54531,8515,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170430),(87701,3745,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20180125),(87701,1921,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170219),(87701,8279,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20170414),(77729,7459,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170107),(77729,797,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20171114),(65454,9145,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170228),(68576,8566,'programming.\n',20170327),(68576,9260,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20180425),(53624,703,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20171024),(53624,8569,'of being a damned fool.\n',20180412),(53624,3750,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170411),(87599,4287,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180424),(87599,5590,'sane.\"\n',20170409),(38466,2270,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20171110),(38466,9335,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170311),(38466,4682,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170410),(95693,6938,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20171211),(95693,149,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20180409),(15121,9347,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170521),(79847,5255,'Corollary:\n',20170127),(79847,1097,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20171219),(79847,9832,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170222),(65209,1878,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170714),(65209,6642,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170415),(73796,3157,'        The strip revolved,\n',20171115),(97460,3634,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20180422),(80861,5149,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170929),(80861,7275,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170314),(80861,9880,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170526),(80668,4137,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20180418),(80668,5142,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170827),(80668,9126,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170128),(94415,7927,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20171119),(94415,4485,'example.\n',20171123),(94415,5829,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170223),(32772,3745,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170320),(32772,7401,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170322),(32772,8784,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170814),(45441,8193,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170705),(45441,5963,'tomorrow!\n',20171027),(45441,6884,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170207),(58902,9122,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20171106),(74954,9681,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20171023),(74954,3209,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170609),(27407,1386,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170923),(84499,6004,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170528),(20627,8158,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170814),(20627,3,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170323),(20627,8949,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170917),(67865,5715,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171228),(67865,3900,'to worry.\n',20170625),(67865,4318,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20171121),(69456,5383,'headed.\n',20171030),(69456,4659,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170121),(69456,2206,'example.\n',20170723),(11358,1288,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171211),(11358,8071,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20180110),(11358,9776,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20180129),(90058,8698,'programming.\n',20171026),(90058,8925,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20180130),(90058,6993,'there is nothing in it.\n',20171231),(99391,4675,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170805),(99391,7587,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170723),(99391,3491,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20180110),(69770,388,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20180201),(69770,7310,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20180110),(69770,1520,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170529),(54990,3865,'responsibility at the other.\n',20171113),(35611,649,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20180411),(22801,6722,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170502),(22801,8925,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170928),(22759,7107,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20180214),(22759,8416,'responsibility at the other.\n',20171219),(18090,8012,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20171114),(24307,4291,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20180226),(24307,1999,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180214),(24307,8131,'It used to point to me,\n',20171231),(51278,4534,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171212),(51278,8790,'example.\n',20170215),(56423,4993,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170926),(49927,6982,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170623),(49927,339,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20180319),(49927,5512,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170121),(95144,6101,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170111),(95144,11,'of another.\n',20180329),(77712,8605,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170810),(77712,9335,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170809),(81002,3904,'handicapped.\n',20171213),(87457,7305,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20171225),(19245,2917,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20171010),(19245,5839,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170712),(53115,718,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20171107),(53115,85,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170108),(47214,8777,'improve.\n',20180216),(15149,8442,'hands.\n',20170214),(15149,5124,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170424),(15149,7236,'Vote anarchist\n',20180418),(15027,2241,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170126),(15027,7181,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170506),(78181,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170220),(78181,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180208),(78181,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171120),(70933,174,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170212),(70933,7420,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180413),(70933,5585,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20180209),(72057,3490,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20180423),(55241,3779,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170104),(38340,7182,'A: Both of them.\n',20170914),(38340,6077,'works.\n',20180208),(38340,7927,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170212),(34261,7035,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170831),(34261,3156,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170517),(12354,5727,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180125),(12354,4491,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170912),(12354,2183,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170605),(20628,1200,'described with pictures.\n',20180420),(20628,9771,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170511),(30274,6101,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180210),(62708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180104),(62708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170205),(62708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170925),(62708,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170503),(82468,2679,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180215),(82468,9917,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20171031),(82468,5282,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170705),(39119,8335,'Who do you trust?\n',20170320),(77423,3810,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171102),(50092,7792,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170614),(76506,4381,'\n',20180101),(28420,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180116),(28420,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170915),(16568,5659,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171024),(16568,6789,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170206),(16568,7474,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170910),(68194,8417,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170710),(68194,7929,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171227),(68194,1675,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170201),(98707,4915,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20170815),(98707,3470,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170613),(98707,9035,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20171214),(57138,5468,'programmers.\n',20180215),(69036,871,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170315),(69036,506,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170618),(69036,5715,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170302),(95189,1978,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170315),(95189,6004,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170402),(95189,2272,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170822),(59309,3755,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20171210),(59309,9167,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180317),(59309,515,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20170102),(76531,2958,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170810),(76531,8421,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20180417),(76531,7780,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20180118),(53463,5042,'that I can.\"\n',20170718),(53463,3251,'totally worthless.\n',20171207),(53463,8158,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20180120),(89168,7758,'        other.\n',20180317),(89168,2595,'soap bubble?\n',20170924),(52307,7676,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20180114),(47112,1542,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170201),(56206,1202,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20171218),(86055,3415,'people.\n',20171207),(86055,2218,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170325),(21172,8279,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170719),(21172,5971,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170324),(46258,2863,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180217),(46258,9626,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170130),(46258,9310,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20171204),(46602,792,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170407),(46602,5282,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20170717),(46602,5999,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170201),(87530,345,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20180218),(82184,9570,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170607),(82184,6843,'coughing.\"\n',20171015),(67784,9780,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20180121),(67784,345,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180419),(28667,8082,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170213),(28667,7378,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20180318),(28667,4965,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170127),(53954,2227,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20171211),(53954,2420,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20171024),(37874,4329,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20171228),(81166,718,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170416),(42747,1654,'executive.\n',20170730),(42747,1194,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180109),(42747,8061,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20170202),(99840,7242,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171128),(99840,1921,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170703),(99840,7504,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170321),(84959,8068,'works.\n',20170531),(39818,1077,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170409),(39818,4682,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170110),(39818,7509,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170121),(23889,9924,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170723),(66789,6894,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20180205),(66789,4583,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180408),(77426,8522,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20180404),(77426,8114,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20170929),(77426,2475,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170225),(68410,8790,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170606),(68410,4583,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170927),(68410,4470,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20170522),(74825,3878,'shoes.\n',20170803),(74825,746,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180127),(92296,6642,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170619),(75355,8759,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170813),(75355,3998,'was to go away.\n',20170213),(75355,1190,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170903),(38360,2306,'shoes.\n',20180121),(48704,4069,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170927),(28426,3157,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170123),(28426,3266,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170625),(28426,1794,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170808),(80921,5517,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170729),(80921,9880,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170313),(87547,4534,'            once.\n',20170324),(87547,339,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170528),(96214,2809,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170220),(12879,4287,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170113),(12879,8600,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170701),(55538,4006,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170718),(46239,8082,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20180219),(46239,1794,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170812),(43872,4318,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20171011),(43872,6938,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170925),(43872,8620,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170709),(23929,7820,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170508),(23929,2559,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170605),(23929,6653,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180321),(39461,7947,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170105),(39461,1306,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20170124),(39461,4464,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171203),(20151,7219,'\n',20180103),(20151,764,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20171125),(84312,5616,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170208),(83620,8727,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170828),(83620,3734,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170703),(83620,1104,'out of a divorce.\n',20170215),(90599,363,'tomorrow!\n',20180310),(90599,5970,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170907),(79492,6982,'Be different: conform.\n',20170727),(18258,712,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170720),(62220,4699,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20170526),(62220,5478,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20180420),(62220,9347,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20171211),(94159,3139,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20171218),(94159,5914,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170402),(72028,1563,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170707),(33079,4004,'\n',20171113),(33079,1290,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170213),(74614,6236,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180302),(65201,7401,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20180220),(48380,3998,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20171230),(48380,6702,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170707),(48380,3570,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20180414),(15706,6965,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20171126),(15706,7929,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20171014),(15706,1794,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20180102),(46010,9353,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170710),(46010,9414,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170304),(63407,6505,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20180409),(63407,2640,'the morning.\n',20180311),(63407,1625,'to worry.\n',20171018),(87565,7587,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170718),(80333,1404,'He did his very best to make\n',20180222),(80333,1925,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20180330),(76008,1194,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170812),(76008,9260,'the light comes on.\n',20170417),(76008,174,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20180420),(92744,2400,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170705),(92744,610,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171011),(92744,2272,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170905),(43472,4029,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20171125),(43472,9016,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20180208),(82109,4207,'there is nothing in it.\n',20180119),(26924,737,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170217),(62661,7705,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170811),(62661,1673,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170110),(17290,2967,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170819),(17290,7862,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20180223),(17290,5091,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20180221),(98712,1104,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170413),(98712,4717,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180207),(98712,3244,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170619),(51464,8082,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170801),(51464,842,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20171227),(27287,6236,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170827),(27287,8403,'the way.\n',20170412),(58015,1028,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170704),(58015,2937,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170902),(58015,4351,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170708),(13212,6722,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170516),(13212,2274,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170320),(13212,8859,'        But this output can be\n',20170811),(47709,9564,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170806),(36096,9335,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20180215),(36096,388,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170701),(36096,2918,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20180314),(22912,6239,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170917),(22912,5628,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20180329),(22912,3629,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170815),(58778,9335,'people.\n',20180227),(58778,9314,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170425),(58778,2958,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180225),(57635,9353,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170601),(57635,3213,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20171230),(19741,1302,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170115),(92899,9427,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20180304),(92899,6178,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170121),(29461,8132,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170207),(29461,2295,'ends.\n',20180315),(81262,9738,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170620),(81262,1794,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170811),(81262,5089,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180131),(36064,3190,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170618),(36064,3587,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20180320),(82517,1743,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170725),(40266,8666,'thing he tells you.\n',20170904),(40266,1468,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20180210),(60284,994,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20180302),(64087,8176,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20180119),(47637,4687,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170824),(47637,9673,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20171012),(46644,2979,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170604),(46644,9559,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170221),(29606,610,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20180426),(29606,183,'\n',20171123),(29606,1056,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170713),(96402,9246,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20180329),(96402,5157,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20180212),(96402,6658,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20180204),(20638,718,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20171013),(91056,968,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170122),(25324,2714,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20171123),(25324,5478,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170928),(25324,9314,'nothing.\n',20180223),(13779,4915,'        No more than debris,\n',20171021),(13779,2183,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170112),(13779,1851,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170106),(49463,8612,'        When told this was so,\n',20170513),(45645,4729,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170112),(41621,4884,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170216),(41621,9669,'The answer is 42.\n',20171208),(41621,4986,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170712),(65418,4982,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170116),(65418,2749,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170214),(66712,769,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20180208),(66712,5966,'change.\n',20170328),(66712,374,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170318),(91657,6505,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170403),(85623,3750,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20180221),(85623,8025,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170126),(85623,4681,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180407),(86268,5362,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20171104),(86268,5777,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170521),(86268,5003,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180420),(48904,1410,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170906),(48904,9589,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180428),(48904,5585,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170522),(14082,1763,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170404),(14082,6186,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180126),(10743,871,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170810),(10743,537,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170223),(68735,6148,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20171028),(68735,649,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20180308),(43961,8416,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170102),(84404,8576,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20171001),(15617,402,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20180120),(66110,418,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170918),(56021,3357,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170602),(56021,793,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20180323),(62376,3737,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20170114),(78830,345,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170129),(78830,6767,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170515),(32091,2264,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170509),(32091,8121,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180420),(96871,4329,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170814),(96871,8569,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20180416),(96871,3810,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170617),(48241,3734,'shoes.\n',20170427),(48241,6447,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170311),(48241,7698,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170518),(75124,4235,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20180406),(75124,9934,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20180222),(72730,4240,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20171006),(72730,5702,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20180129),(93554,8724,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180113),(26778,4520,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20180120),(26778,2227,'for a dial tone.\n',20170106),(54067,3322,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171009),(54067,9624,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170724),(54067,3471,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20171004),(98747,2274,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20171230),(19263,1654,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20171113),(19263,8360,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20171021),(19263,5135,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170727),(75739,2111,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170225),(75739,5867,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20180215),(58636,6154,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20180121),(58636,7454,'tobacco in between.\n',20170115),(63531,4682,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170704),(36980,3072,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180408),(65245,1830,'programmers.\n',20180216),(65245,5157,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180107),(81990,8612,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170212),(57051,4612,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20180122),(57051,5585,'government at all.\n',20180311),(57051,6480,'        When told this was so,\n',20171227),(12230,2167,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170901),(12230,1994,'\n',20170313),(38573,9768,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180214),(38573,9347,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170927),(57015,3213,'programmers.\n',20170425),(90531,6101,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170329),(74139,2953,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170609),(74139,8504,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170206),(60300,4273,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170628),(60300,4583,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20171224),(70116,4283,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170812),(24934,9902,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20180216),(24934,8172,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20180208),(24934,4982,'works.\n',20170123),(75457,3322,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170604),(84504,8417,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170813),(84504,9406,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170108),(59742,9559,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170924),(11900,4986,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170810),(11900,7219,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170810),(11900,315,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180228),(40115,3345,'            once.\n',20171221),(97458,3984,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20171110),(97458,5593,'            points.\n',20171127),(97458,3376,'nothing.\n',20170417),(72165,6275,'        other.\n',20171104),(72165,9924,'Famous last words:\n',20171004),(20150,1649,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20170802),(20150,1202,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170822),(89372,9137,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171207),(79928,8426,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170415),(79928,295,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170126),(28537,8063,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20171201),(28537,232,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170125),(76113,8433,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170720),(76113,6114,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20171201),(76145,8773,'hour!\"\n',20170728),(60033,5089,'programmers.\n',20171206),(60033,9406,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180418),(67702,9924,'Question:\n',20180421),(67702,4239,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170913),(46323,9621,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170620),(84377,6515,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170212),(17602,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180308),(17602,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170111),(17602,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170922),(52765,8663,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20171012),(52765,6292,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170911),(16715,8826,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171220),(16715,1988,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170610),(16715,5157,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170415),(39445,9030,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20180329),(12061,8778,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170519),(12061,9310,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170318),(12061,3997,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170511),(81898,6659,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170718),(52832,9624,'        No more than debris,\n',20170407),(52832,374,'automation?\n',20170121),(70414,8057,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20180205),(33923,3156,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170106),(33923,9362,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20180320),(45615,1393,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20170821),(11993,4892,'        While her lover lamented\n',20171001),(31252,1988,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170801),(31252,6740,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20180322),(31252,4581,'tomorrow!\n',20170819),(42438,1866,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170510),(42438,8367,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170808),(42438,364,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170825),(51710,2749,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170525),(51710,9773,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20171101),(51710,8629,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170725),(78799,3915,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180411),(78799,2306,'First Rule of History:\n',20170920),(78799,7182,'Take not a single bit!\n',20170819),(25807,2886,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20180412),(25807,4387,'means the price went way up.\n',20171220),(25807,5748,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170115),(52622,9122,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20180227),(52622,3901,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171119),(89410,4982,'\n',20170628),(89410,8421,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20170513),(63345,1404,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170720),(99598,8826,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20180415),(99598,1714,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170921),(99598,3570,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20180204),(56115,8753,'A: Both of them.\n',20180102),(56115,8476,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170625),(51864,996,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20171225),(73297,9956,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20171220),(73297,5091,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170220),(87026,1200,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170311),(87026,1344,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170821),(12412,9388,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170309),(13917,8335,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170903),(98912,3376,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170510),(71577,4554,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170513),(44318,9353,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170426),(44318,8012,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170213),(44318,9167,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171105),(98062,6964,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170317),(98062,3483,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20180316),(81311,5971,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170721),(15785,1751,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20180422),(15785,6958,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170724),(68192,8883,'coughing.\"\n',20180410),(38181,8939,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170927),(38181,6965,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20180430),(56341,17,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20180424),(56341,7333,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170523),(39911,3635,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20171020),(39911,8777,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180103),(85672,5043,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170908),(85672,8538,'nothing.\n',20171218),(85672,5011,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20170925),(68690,3745,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20170123),(68690,6114,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170610),(68690,5425,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170608),(63013,8131,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20180105),(63013,3441,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180130),(63013,8316,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20180227),(18353,9306,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170401),(18353,8804,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20171202),(18353,4652,'slandered.\n',20180404),(41597,842,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20171126),(41597,2679,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170225),(41597,7257,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170815),(30469,6063,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170511),(30469,9150,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170306),(30469,7219,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170306),(67797,1393,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20180412),(67797,341,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170219),(67797,1925,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170701),(27479,6658,'God is a polythiest\n',20180309),(27479,3470,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20170216),(27479,8622,'You might as well live.\n',20170325),(81098,8078,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20171121),(81098,6767,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20180401),(72849,9372,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20180325),(72849,5605,'nails.\n',20180131),(71377,5004,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20180122),(71377,4612,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20180103),(71377,6789,'            once.\n',20170404),(69916,183,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170709),(66264,9677,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170629),(66264,816,'\n',20170106),(66264,4652,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170705),(20323,3483,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170608),(20323,4930,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20180201),(59000,8522,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20171101),(67448,1483,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170211),(13466,9406,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170902),(63790,5388,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20171203),(63790,6129,'hands.\n',20170718),(53061,5383,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20180201),(53061,792,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170222),(94178,765,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20171021),(94178,8905,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170415),(94178,1837,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170805),(29348,7587,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170407),(29348,4576,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170713),(29348,4006,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171218),(13934,3779,'        stupidity.\n',20170805),(13934,2350,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20171206),(13934,8118,'shoes.\n',20171013),(36034,3878,'to worry.\n',20170402),(36034,9288,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170509),(36034,8078,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180217),(16991,8040,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170211),(16991,3151,'programming languages.\n',20180406),(51950,8335,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170310),(51950,85,'nothing.\n',20170615),(93421,7305,'Love is sentimental measles.\n',20180326),(93421,3865,'shoes.\n',20170921),(89407,5972,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170724),(89407,690,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170121),(89407,2270,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170614),(24687,9167,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170905),(24687,737,'\n',20171006),(24687,2270,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20180306),(85398,6229,'breath is called the listener.\n',20171011),(85398,3378,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20171001),(90567,2910,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170218),(51112,1093,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20180308),(43147,2789,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170923),(43147,363,'tomorrow!\n',20170603),(75409,8233,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170831),(75409,3797,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20171126),(24152,5201,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180225),(24152,4892,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170721),(52409,4913,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170104),(52409,1811,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171004),(73257,9677,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170608),(83804,5727,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170225),(45318,9137,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20171201),(45318,1438,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20180105),(49295,345,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20171231),(76553,4884,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20171207),(76553,5344,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180411),(76553,4354,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20180101),(44864,8315,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170712),(44864,126,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170211),(72476,7504,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20180326),(72476,7994,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20170422),(72476,793,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171011),(73779,5412,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170803),(37625,7258,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180121),(37625,418,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20171130),(37625,968,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170621),(83086,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171102),(83086,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170711),(83086,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170225),(83086,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170730),(12363,9876,'        stupidity.\n',20180310),(12363,2834,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170423),(12363,3077,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170905),(11615,4719,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20171028),(11615,5971,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170201),(11615,7364,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170303),(61225,8335,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20180203),(99341,9150,'God is a polythiest\n',20170507),(99341,674,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170314),(99341,4804,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20171203),(15490,4235,'headed.\n',20170722),(15490,574,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20180102),(66425,1763,'sane.\"\n',20170421),(66425,9470,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171119),(41127,6105,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20171022),(93236,3589,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170325),(93236,9159,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20171020),(93236,6999,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180331),(12582,8012,'\n',20170706),(12582,9064,'this sort of trash.\n',20170813),(58423,9325,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170122),(41775,146,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170823),(41775,104,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20180410),(41775,1994,'example.\n',20170602),(67759,388,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170523),(67759,7386,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170817),(67759,6463,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180111),(34374,6589,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20180121),(51316,5282,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20171002),(96491,6262,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170918),(26016,4461,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170314),(35506,2044,'people.\n',20170921),(55178,3187,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170126),(66648,7227,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20170712),(66648,6589,'in God.\n',20180225),(51329,7275,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20180127),(82492,6236,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170801),(82492,5561,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20180308),(55274,9583,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20180106),(55274,6815,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20180210),(42046,315,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20180131),(42046,3901,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170911),(62180,769,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20171212),(62180,845,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20171224),(21581,3869,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170830),(21581,1926,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20171102),(21581,5839,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170730),(34965,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170202),(18096,3750,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20180415),(18096,7937,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170831),(18096,4195,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170712),(40147,3415,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170716),(40147,9130,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20171230),(17487,6136,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20170421),(17487,4112,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170927),(17487,9145,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170906),(36950,2021,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170205),(36950,176,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20171122),(36950,9105,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20171119),(79243,2809,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170312),(79243,9612,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20170109),(16295,2679,'He sure is a fun god\n',20171108),(87400,8784,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170906),(68334,3441,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20170224),(35884,9171,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20180413),(35884,2167,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170401),(51114,9902,'it.\n',20171110),(63847,786,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20171204),(63847,871,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20180317),(63847,8576,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180420),(12365,7780,'tickets.\n',20171023),(12365,6480,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170711),(12365,3984,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20180311),(87075,7478,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170120),(87075,1171,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20180319),(87075,3357,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20171109),(47355,9273,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20171107),(47355,3581,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170902),(83797,2033,'        damnfoolproof.\n',20170408),(67248,3623,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170101),(71502,7258,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170528),(71502,9934,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170511),(71502,5023,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170102),(48772,4029,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170625),(81082,6148,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170112),(81082,8455,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170321),(91604,5294,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20180409),(91604,2404,'\n',20170903),(91604,1171,'life.\n',20170607),(88134,5240,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20171126),(48667,4300,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170314),(48667,7275,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20171023),(48667,6131,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20170923),(92507,3915,'He did his very best to make\n',20180128),(92507,769,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20171013),(92507,8773,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20171218),(40885,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180125),(24268,2924,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170707),(24268,4729,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170221),(24268,6845,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170813),(11263,4719,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170712),(47928,7737,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170527),(47928,5843,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20171223),(76781,1374,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20180413),(76781,5151,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20171103),(76781,4986,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20171220),(43526,574,'\n',20170626),(43526,1714,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20171226),(52057,2071,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170127),(52057,6020,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20171220),(52057,2218,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170303),(14020,5468,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20171126),(14020,7242,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171112),(54525,4941,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170215),(54525,9346,'Who do you trust?\n',20170524),(54525,4387,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170131),(25553,2749,'has been discontinued.\n',20170525),(25553,8559,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170126),(25553,3647,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20180210),(38887,4859,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170724),(81176,4352,'ourselves.\n',20180122),(87473,7259,'of another.\n',20170526),(87473,1994,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170719),(87473,1381,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170522),(78616,6625,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20171108),(78616,7929,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170319),(78616,8029,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170618),(16879,9192,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180412),(16879,2809,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170828),(18888,2021,'        what is going on.\n',20171114),(52367,1344,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170511),(52367,2230,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170227),(52367,515,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20180319),(10704,1785,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170909),(25652,4674,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170623),(85447,3470,'hands.\n',20170212),(85447,6436,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20171113),(85447,8068,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170401),(61164,9035,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180122),(61164,8114,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170922),(91373,8442,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170322),(91373,3483,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20170807),(59860,6156,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170211),(97001,1926,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170114),(97001,7338,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171031),(47218,1468,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20170607),(69537,8729,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170929),(85374,1998,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170301),(85374,8456,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170104),(85374,7258,'be hard to understand.\n',20170220),(36653,9126,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170219),(46317,1404,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170311),(46317,1200,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170227),(16205,1552,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170429),(16205,2924,'Acids stain you;\n',20170318),(16205,9773,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170604),(99213,3199,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20171226),(99213,7946,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180427),(99213,9828,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20171207),(35795,488,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180218),(35795,7737,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170124),(11176,7535,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20171211),(11176,6845,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170319),(85800,9630,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170522),(85800,2443,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170708),(40403,7995,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170524),(40403,5605,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20171003),(37723,3,'Nooses give;\n',20170425),(37723,7351,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170622),(86672,4675,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20180325),(86672,8698,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20171226),(66472,6702,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170624),(74086,5294,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20170222),(32213,9780,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170503),(32213,4004,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170217),(32213,3483,'nothing.\n',20170707),(76576,2264,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170326),(76576,1574,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170207),(18564,363,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20170610),(89670,1046,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20170316),(54066,6938,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20171004),(22314,6659,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20180125),(17115,9472,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170704),(19613,816,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170408),(19613,551,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170302),(19613,1104,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170607),(61859,8576,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20171103),(92393,6129,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180223),(92404,718,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170728),(97364,3750,'computer crashes.\n',20180117),(97364,4534,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20170524),(97364,4354,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170615),(97521,3984,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20180318),(79802,2809,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20170927),(79802,2054,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180125),(81526,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171202),(59771,5043,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170215),(59771,4069,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170322),(48485,674,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171003),(48485,7498,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20171105),(48485,3444,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170911),(38279,5323,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170826),(57172,9245,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20180429),(77921,4507,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170131),(94173,9738,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170210),(55759,8012,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20180224),(94492,8620,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170221),(33093,8622,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170720),(33093,3009,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171128),(33093,346,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171006),(30375,8057,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170802),(30375,6239,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20170319),(30375,1659,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20180221),(38407,1344,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20180329),(40620,5030,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20170622),(40620,2403,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170827),(80500,9738,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170827),(80500,4448,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170820),(47744,3973,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170830),(47744,551,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20171001),(24397,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170112),(24397,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171208),(24397,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170609),(24397,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170716),(40533,1763,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20171022),(70634,842,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180404),(70634,8548,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20171212),(70634,2677,'-Deep Thought\n',20171106),(45483,2207,'            a cop.\"\n',20170518),(45483,3581,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170210),(45483,5101,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20180406),(75294,2863,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170604),(75294,493,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171107),(75294,9167,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170703),(21347,3607,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170312),(21347,1599,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20171227),(21347,2365,'indigestion.\n',20170220),(44212,4414,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170504),(35523,9923,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20171128),(85366,9432,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20171204),(64800,6575,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171216),(64800,4961,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170304),(70507,8902,'        When told this was so,\n',20171220),(70507,6701,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170424),(52384,158,'        When told this was so,\n',20180218),(52384,2443,'once.\n',20170823),(82838,8421,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20180213),(66231,1404,'the way.\n',20170405),(66231,9427,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170612),(66231,3490,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170114),(16518,7478,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180303),(16518,8335,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170825),(16518,5282,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170819),(56333,3139,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20180221),(56333,3213,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170426),(47060,1374,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20180217),(47060,1973,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20171006),(47060,8426,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170426),(14747,2033,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170815),(57577,6393,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20180423),(22034,9145,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20180130),(22034,9167,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170503),(98227,339,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170716),(19991,8004,'\n',20171016),(19991,8360,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170103),(80069,5415,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20180309),(80069,3973,'world has ever seen.\n',20170819),(66291,1643,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20170624),(66291,2918,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170316),(63871,1670,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170218),(22167,9917,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170527),(94115,5469,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20171212),(94115,339,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20180325),(88859,1552,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20171203),(88859,2306,'flag.\n',20171014),(88859,2558,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170222),(98886,8979,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170922),(12770,4354,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171216),(12770,4286,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20171117),(12770,5753,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170227),(37947,4715,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20180212),(37947,1386,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180407),(37947,5478,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170830),(57147,6653,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170612),(57147,916,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170428),(71238,7705,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170812),(71238,4310,'\n',20170819),(71238,2177,'        But this output can be\n',20171120),(84796,4063,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170817),(84796,1077,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170714),(97990,7227,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170814),(97990,6878,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170411),(97990,5851,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20170925),(19206,2792,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170904),(41605,2420,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170811),(20927,5880,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170907),(80612,9372,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20180203),(42953,9222,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20171229),(80750,4951,'                even.\n',20170821),(80750,9924,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20180121),(80750,4754,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20180430),(59394,5478,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20180308),(57512,9880,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20180201),(57512,5011,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171209),(22407,7822,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170627),(22407,1643,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20180425),(22407,9612,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170608),(78025,786,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20180331),(19588,3471,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20171103),(19588,2189,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170106),(73280,4006,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170422),(73280,4331,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20170612),(73280,8515,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170207),(69204,6480,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20171216),(69204,8084,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20171122),(69204,2264,'fur coat.\n',20170720),(94677,3284,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170304),(94677,6063,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170828),(46307,5867,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170424),(46307,8082,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20180204),(86890,5560,'Vote anarchist\n',20180114),(19150,2679,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180418),(84784,1925,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170211),(84784,6845,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180417),(33571,1171,'pedestrians.\n',20171024),(54747,143,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170517),(54747,6463,'\n',20171205),(31764,7862,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170116),(31764,4069,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20180107),(99022,4951,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20180315),(99022,7792,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20171111),(99022,43,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171029),(60671,6579,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180331),(16593,174,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20171031),(91296,8902,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170331),(75370,4143,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170303),(14602,7227,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170606),(14602,7927,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171216),(14602,6958,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20170716),(34616,2152,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20180422),(17785,1077,'means the price went way up.\n',20170919),(17785,55,'I think that I shall never see\n',20180108),(41813,7093,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170117),(41813,1751,'Be different: conform.\n',20180428),(41813,2306,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170522),(69238,8109,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20180324),(69238,5784,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20180121),(90497,6843,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171217),(90497,7994,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171001),(90497,9159,'versa.\n',20170423),(28292,3490,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170115),(23894,3297,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170921),(98700,3213,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170821),(98700,8729,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170923),(19971,5999,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170903),(61144,4194,'        stupidity.\n',20170920),(61144,9570,'\n',20170829),(56951,6740,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20180429),(56951,2152,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170330),(56951,793,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170706),(77817,3362,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170719),(78865,6642,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170127),(57967,7504,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20171217),(57967,2953,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170322),(99083,9432,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170516),(99083,7043,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20180209),(99083,9621,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20180318),(36329,5753,'\n',20170807),(36329,8421,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171002),(36329,1093,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20171026),(35931,3484,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20180303),(35931,7390,'Nooses give;\n',20180106),(35931,6845,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20170410),(68592,8976,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170804),(68592,6131,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20180428),(76351,8873,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170916),(76351,8785,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170715),(28039,9273,'described with pictures.\n',20180117),(83202,7401,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20180129),(10432,8114,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20170528),(10432,2984,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171212),(10432,2831,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20171028),(12484,5810,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20180429),(12484,5585,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170906),(12484,1229,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170917),(79140,8131,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20170314),(79140,777,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180207),(79140,9934,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170408),(81787,1106,'        committee -- that will do them in.\n',20170117),(81787,284,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170503),(81787,3345,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170731),(75895,6463,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20180201),(75895,6393,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170829),(20144,9974,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170417),(20144,6503,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170113),(77859,1750,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170529),(68293,8084,'        stupidity.\n',20170622),(68293,136,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20171112),(68293,8315,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170609),(16048,5033,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170106),(16048,9319,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170825),(92525,988,'it made.\n',20170422),(42934,4485,'executive.\n',20171116),(58216,346,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20180228),(58216,8629,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20171028),(58216,658,'body is better.\n',20180404),(65630,6869,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20170615),(82561,8667,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170522),(82561,9145,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170607),(82561,126,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20171111),(39049,1468,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20180131),(39049,3878,'\n',20170614),(12711,3734,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20171227),(12711,9738,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170616),(63408,1093,'writing.\n',20170712),(63408,5512,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170407),(87467,9630,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170517),(87467,1529,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20180128),(29772,6436,'pedestrians.\n',20170405),(76556,9956,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20180326),(76556,6801,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20170116),(49746,9335,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20170425),(11639,3046,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170911),(11639,4719,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170424),(11639,3581,'to reform.\n',20170805),(78125,3797,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170911),(78125,7684,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170913),(30511,3187,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171031),(85541,2958,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20171228),(85541,8114,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20171007),(86280,1837,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20180428),(86280,7315,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170220),(29713,257,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180401),(29713,61,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170128),(83765,8360,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180202),(83765,1519,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20180331),(73394,3115,'Take not a single bit!\n',20180128),(16968,5867,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20180423),(16968,4029,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170527),(57128,5493,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20180129),(57128,8029,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170324),(57128,3323,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20171226),(43287,3123,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20171221),(43287,8622,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20171123),(43287,7182,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170629),(21526,1552,'miss\n',20180221),(21526,1909,'handicapped.\n',20180308),(21526,4286,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20171216),(48557,6958,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20180423),(48557,4681,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20180207),(48557,4429,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170106),(17141,8777,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170509),(17141,8468,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170608),(17141,7676,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170508),(15645,3137,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170706),(49464,7349,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20171114),(49464,7504,'versa.\n',20180309),(49464,2513,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170407),(45961,703,'hour!\"\n',20171213),(45961,6063,'the computer.\n',20170210),(73916,5778,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170303),(73916,5810,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20180121),(73916,1393,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170110),(24089,9347,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170219),(24089,2338,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20171031),(38275,9260,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170410),(38275,6127,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170220),(47486,5914,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170425),(47486,124,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170819),(47486,4485,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170910),(49399,4381,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20180330),(49399,9630,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170330),(17076,4017,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170309),(17076,8883,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20180117),(17076,4683,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180310),(22990,9105,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20180201),(70991,2151,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170824),(93511,8172,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170912),(36852,6127,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170923),(36852,4239,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20171229),(36852,1483,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170731),(64426,1004,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20180114),(34856,8538,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20180107),(73186,43,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20180329),(73186,7424,'people.\n',20180316),(42510,1988,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170925),(42510,3187,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20180218),(56211,6612,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170201),(56211,4223,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20180405),(56211,2581,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180329),(47028,2984,'to work.\n',20171226),(47028,4044,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170106),(47028,8784,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20171123),(50883,1763,'it.\n',20180208),(84650,7609,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20171118),(84650,2403,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170211),(14652,3382,'headed.\n',20170814),(14652,6505,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171026),(66580,8057,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20171123),(66580,9190,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170611),(50442,7862,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20180129),(50442,8566,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20180116),(44877,1643,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170514),(33857,2338,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20180322),(33857,6702,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170505),(33857,9414,'headed.\n',20170829),(55518,2749,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20180410),(55518,5011,'-Deep Thought\n',20170304),(55518,6480,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170920),(63232,6239,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20180326),(88576,8068,'hour!\"\n',20170425),(88576,1302,'give it back to them.\n',20170911),(76514,8629,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20170601),(76514,7937,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170310),(85548,7737,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20180202),(85548,9388,'to reform.\n',20170526),(85548,2559,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170307),(27703,1028,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170901),(27703,1194,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170704),(89304,9167,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20180429),(89304,4982,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20171004),(23179,769,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20180101),(90918,8068,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20170509),(90918,5468,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171019),(90918,9007,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20171011),(29376,8724,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180207),(29376,9876,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170923),(39561,8521,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20180321),(39561,5970,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170912),(39561,7351,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20180319),(42375,4804,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170820),(42375,2499,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170404),(93747,8569,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170515),(93747,5469,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170417),(82964,8121,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170607),(68369,8925,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20180413),(75429,4930,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20171205),(22088,777,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20180327),(22088,3647,'the morning.\n',20170408),(22088,4470,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20171030),(56900,9564,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170912),(56900,2858,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20170310),(85175,1396,'body is better.\n',20180215),(31824,8778,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170228),(29820,5971,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20171013),(78955,9190,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170106),(78955,9469,'take a bath...\n',20170507),(88765,3323,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20180109),(88765,3490,'You might as well live.\n',20170710),(88765,4004,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170911),(65968,5061,'tobacco in between.\n',20170426),(10141,9612,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170324),(10141,295,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170214),(99105,6878,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170815),(77714,8657,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20180115),(77714,8360,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20171230),(77714,1750,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171224),(48319,6656,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170302),(48319,777,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170603),(13227,5162,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20170305),(13227,6015,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20180325),(88450,8977,'be hard to understand.\n',20171009),(88450,2433,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180129),(75869,2253,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170731),(90580,3378,'the way.\n',20171127),(90580,4993,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20171112),(90580,7416,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170429),(34413,4069,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170417),(34413,7315,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20170427),(34413,7460,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170322),(67937,4246,'change.\n',20180129),(67937,6575,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170823),(67937,8187,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180326),(40276,7364,'hour!\"\n',20180115),(47570,1542,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170616),(22629,2499,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20170204),(13515,4235,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170612),(78509,988,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20180208),(47936,4859,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20171106),(47936,7351,'it made.\n',20170207),(47936,2731,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20171205),(28127,2967,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170115),(28127,1574,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20170724),(28127,9828,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170628),(16861,1056,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180127),(95249,6964,'Razors pain you;\n',20180401),(95249,6254,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170907),(76373,9681,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20171202),(76373,149,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170202),(76373,6439,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20171210),(10388,8541,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170829),(10388,3779,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20170124),(83910,8131,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20171207),(45018,2809,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20171208),(72264,3,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20180130),(83384,1988,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20171011),(83384,8977,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170406),(83384,482,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20170827),(90564,2111,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20180130),(90564,8657,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170418),(73955,777,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20170208),(73955,8869,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170714),(73955,5963,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170919),(98043,5702,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20170118),(98043,5999,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20171217),(98043,649,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180302),(75346,7262,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170811),(75346,7927,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170427),(52938,8727,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171012),(17028,8804,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170408),(17028,3266,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20171019),(10158,2338,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170405),(10158,7219,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20180427),(10158,7478,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170401),(75062,1107,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170723),(66267,4583,'The answer is 42.\n',20170330),(57977,4062,'for a dial tone.\n',20180306),(57977,7182,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171203),(57977,2475,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20180302),(21093,9192,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170114),(21093,4681,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20180126),(44600,3463,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20171220),(19507,1033,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20180130),(19507,2189,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170917),(50028,4381,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20180217),(50028,6575,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170403),(50028,6377,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20180312),(52239,9325,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20171005),(95163,3607,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170703),(86956,8559,'miss\n',20171202),(86956,5784,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170918),(86956,1998,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20171029),(23244,2668,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170128),(56172,2735,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20180226),(18357,1389,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170226),(18357,9087,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20171216),(18357,1046,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20170701),(83028,6084,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170609),(47632,5255,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170913),(47632,2110,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170506),(87463,1093,'him up.\n',20171218),(87463,1144,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170108),(24700,4723,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20180324),(24700,8836,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170810),(24700,4112,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180107),(14523,3297,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170813),(14523,1046,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20170519),(14523,8361,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171130),(47005,2659,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170102),(47005,765,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170430),(47005,4699,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170309),(73454,6869,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170618),(82846,6515,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170120),(82846,709,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170506),(82846,737,'Duct tape is like the force.  It has a light side, and a dark side, and\n',20171008),(43063,8541,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20171216),(42576,3490,'computer crashes.\n',20170129),(31228,7236,'        When told this was so,\n',20170302),(31228,9162,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171213),(31228,3441,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20170705),(52292,9087,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20171128),(52292,3471,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20171209),(43279,1830,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20171016),(43279,2183,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180228),(43279,136,'A: Both of them.\n',20170709),(84141,4951,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20180325),(84141,3225,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170626),(84141,2071,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170101),(44386,3218,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180212),(44386,1054,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170612),(44386,2443,'it holds the universe together...\n',20171023),(39231,7929,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180125),(53230,4884,'headed.\n',20171117),(53230,9188,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170121),(53230,2207,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170630),(62889,4286,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170219),(55535,446,'-Deep Thought\n',20171124),(29346,7130,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170827),(29346,9738,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170802),(49642,1529,'He did his very best to make\n',20170402),(49642,1306,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170202),(24358,8620,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20171110),(24358,3470,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20171102),(18021,3156,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170702),(75574,1137,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170307),(26364,4470,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170206),(26364,5914,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170208),(54782,7271,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20180216),(54782,3232,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170917),(54782,3999,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170728),(74270,9133,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170815),(29972,2210,'of another.\n',20170613),(29972,8034,'breath is called the listener.\n',20180323),(29972,7310,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170504),(43727,881,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20180416),(19901,6789,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170730),(19901,1782,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170221),(19901,845,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170117),(69946,1404,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20180321),(69946,3072,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170829),(69946,6894,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170106),(50960,777,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170130),(82562,5270,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20171216),(82562,7349,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170404),(82562,6142,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170206),(60608,1552,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170517),(26974,89,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170305),(26974,5255,'one.\n',20171204),(44045,5255,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20171218),(45034,3776,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20180429),(45034,4941,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170119),(45034,2049,'        hits the paper.\n',20170130),(77226,7338,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170527),(68418,7698,'God Invented Grass.\n',20170206),(68418,6914,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170310),(68418,506,'pedestrians.\n',20170908),(93120,6236,'        When told this was so,\n',20170413),(93120,4318,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170501),(83057,9185,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20180302),(83057,8172,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170209),(61045,7830,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170705),(57309,3483,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170221),(57309,5089,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170316),(57309,363,'God Invented Grass.\n',20171102),(33420,4674,'today.\n',20170606),(33420,315,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170106),(33420,2573,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170123),(18128,4683,'take a bath...\n',20170416),(83894,9246,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170529),(72393,6595,'be hard to understand.\n',20170626),(63873,5753,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20171217),(63873,8233,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170130),(63873,7504,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180305),(65469,6765,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20180324),(65469,1673,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170322),(49321,8279,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170423),(21643,7275,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20170528),(87558,3151,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170221),(87558,5201,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170827),(83255,3187,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171114),(83255,4044,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170819),(64382,1753,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171207),(64382,9167,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170605),(97107,2933,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20180130),(97107,7894,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170308),(39650,5362,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170606),(17229,3940,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20180225),(39269,5519,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170211),(39269,1567,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170708),(68068,8342,'to reform.\n',20170112),(68068,5839,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170816),(68068,7990,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170907),(57396,8997,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20171109),(57396,865,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170625),(68178,4461,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170623),(68178,3652,'change.\n',20180219),(65854,7830,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20171123),(18865,1028,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170902),(18865,3362,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170114),(70412,8753,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170210),(20833,5714,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20180220),(20833,4351,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170306),(20833,4675,'        handle.\n',20170927),(54744,797,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170627),(42613,1659,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170213),(42613,5966,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170623),(55172,8417,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20180102),(55172,2502,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170117),(97817,3623,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180314),(97817,5388,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20171124),(43099,1087,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170127),(43099,6148,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170620),(98839,6658,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20180302),(98839,2595,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20180321),(98839,5702,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20170823),(89300,4062,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20171113),(94773,6292,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170204),(94773,9559,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170820),(94773,1960,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20171102),(47352,8622,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20180125),(69878,9373,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170719),(64863,8939,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170617),(64863,7227,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170415),(55894,6154,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170705),(83593,9,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20170104),(83593,8176,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20171220),(73533,8059,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20171101),(11173,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170131),(11173,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171223),(57889,4993,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20170313),(57889,718,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171230),(57889,1599,'to reform.\n',20171029),(65704,4351,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20170419),(65704,8995,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20180207),(93952,5590,'The middle of the night.\n',20170628),(93952,9406,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20180131),(93952,9626,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20171122),(89313,1581,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170330),(89313,7257,'bomb.\n',20170909),(55279,5727,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170613),(55279,8417,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170105),(70823,5351,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20170525),(43602,6379,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170308),(14430,1097,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20170106),(14430,1923,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20180419),(14430,3823,'take a bath...\n',20180117),(34821,3652,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20171006),(34821,2400,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170807),(97688,8883,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170317),(97688,5383,'                -- Anatole France\n',20180227),(97688,2099,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20180413),(69816,2177,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20171127),(69816,2230,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170910),(50222,3322,'Razors pain you;\n',20170121),(18415,3139,'McGowan\'s Madison Avenue Axiom:\n',20180303),(86827,651,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170704),(86827,5135,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170711),(40229,8542,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170422),(40229,1866,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180501),(40229,9346,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170410),(44279,5922,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170929),(44279,8873,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20170213),(91902,2958,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20171217),(91902,4059,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20170831),(91902,8773,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170322),(61210,3357,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170303),(61210,1643,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20180206),(61210,8187,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170913),(89200,4112,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20170914),(89200,9007,'miss\n',20171212),(89200,8421,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170422),(15844,2731,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170909),(15844,9177,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170331),(15844,3463,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20180117),(95210,3896,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170314),(67946,1753,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170704),(20877,5616,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170113),(20877,9434,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170130),(49427,4702,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20180118),(49427,6986,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20171222),(84333,9122,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20171201),(84333,2092,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20170605),(84333,8034,'take a bath...\n',20170717),(96986,8612,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170413),(96986,5149,'to date.\n',20171210),(96986,2499,'        But this output can be\n',20180414),(66991,5925,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170921),(66991,1837,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20171119),(66991,3209,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20170811),(41206,4702,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20180411),(64192,4252,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170107),(75041,1529,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170504),(26607,8418,'programmers.\n',20170925),(26607,4331,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170828),(26607,9347,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20171108),(35177,1567,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180406),(35177,4310,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170120),(16987,1410,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20180228),(16987,8729,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170815),(16987,1701,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180410),(45044,719,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170509),(88699,1670,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170726),(88699,4223,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180123),(18024,2979,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20180319),(48415,5104,'that I can.\"\n',20180105),(48415,3484,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171020),(48415,4554,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20171219),(30022,8869,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20171206),(30022,5468,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170626),(95253,8010,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170311),(95253,9246,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170911),(95253,3904,'Got Mole problems?\n',20171117),(28663,9469,'Acids stain you;\n',20170518),(28663,2671,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180104),(14336,1155,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170121),(14336,7947,'            once.\n',20180223),(14336,9590,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20180104),(25411,9673,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170501),(25411,9373,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20180219),(25411,3670,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170822),(22138,765,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170906),(22138,2049,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170522),(22138,8207,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170412),(80649,9880,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170426),(80649,8040,'fix it, and ...\n',20170107),(54739,6505,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20171216),(15590,3077,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20171025),(15590,6589,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20180314),(64726,5851,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170609),(64726,4993,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20171228),(64726,8158,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20171216),(39760,5922,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170930),(39760,1960,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170131),(55502,7660,'        handle.\n',20171102),(32789,3490,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20180112),(32789,1667,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20180317),(32789,4235,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171018),(54768,7275,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180404),(54768,7460,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20170214),(54768,8367,'But only what I tell it.\n',20180401),(21081,1763,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170805),(17265,7093,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170520),(17265,7780,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20170915),(17265,4029,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20180120),(10000,241,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170306),(10000,1137,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20171130),(27010,9162,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170611),(27010,9167,'\n',20170727),(27010,2671,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170508),(62520,8753,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170208),(62520,3491,'was to go away.\n',20180314),(75394,6653,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20180215),(42551,9877,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170218),(42551,5124,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170510),(34201,8642,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20171101),(34201,4715,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170117),(56119,2679,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180118),(66910,5539,'System/3!\n',20170317),(66910,7242,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170322),(66910,6059,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20171017),(15898,8559,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170301),(24619,9105,'bomb.\n',20170810),(24619,9934,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180310),(51659,5033,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170219),(51659,4804,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170711),(51659,2918,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170611),(23566,3953,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170411),(23566,1878,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180201),(23566,4137,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171229),(49949,2253,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20171024),(49949,4965,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170916),(47491,8869,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170324),(17685,4731,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20171028),(17685,8187,'        The apple fermented\n',20180228),(17685,8826,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20171205),(73684,7509,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20180415),(73684,1389,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170719),(73684,6229,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170523),(24391,881,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20171226),(24391,3992,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170815),(71844,1295,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20180116),(27622,1654,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170407),(27622,5829,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170607),(27622,3491,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170813),(77609,4006,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170412),(77609,8964,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171220),(96407,446,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170806),(96407,6801,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20171203),(96407,8633,'this sort of trash.\n',20170412),(45991,2749,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20171113),(45991,2049,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20171030),(51666,6969,'Razors pain you;\n',20180423),(36074,9712,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170720),(36074,341,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20180422),(94735,7459,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20180217),(37553,8522,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20180416),(37553,1190,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20170708),(74504,1163,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20180121),(49366,7259,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20171205),(49366,3266,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20171126),(49366,5142,'Question:\n',20171220),(59710,8061,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170630),(59710,4754,'and last month in advance.\n',20170602),(70685,2002,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20171130),(70685,232,'tobacco in between.\n',20170421),(38853,1295,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170711),(38853,8158,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170222),(80153,924,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170929),(80153,6515,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170112),(50490,212,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180308),(31318,764,'Be different: conform.\n',20170313),(31318,134,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170924),(31318,8029,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20180322),(86931,6517,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170601),(86931,9432,'sane.\"\n',20180317),(86931,2652,'\n',20171211),(40095,8777,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20171121),(56534,1438,'I really hate this damned machine\n',20180204),(56534,8456,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171210),(56534,4986,'            a cop.\"\n',20180324),(62575,43,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180310),(62575,6236,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170623),(41933,9558,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170913),(41933,811,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20171219),(41933,1001,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170822),(13455,4329,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170706),(54605,7822,'soap bubble?\n',20171013),(54605,5605,'that I can.\"\n',20180106),(46590,769,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20171111),(46590,3634,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20170927),(46590,176,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171012),(11957,3755,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170409),(70288,5843,'as afterward.\n',20171119),(70288,8864,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180330),(70288,3009,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20180308),(40727,6579,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170521),(14088,4273,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170204),(19795,5748,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170917),(10699,2071,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170926),(38117,6275,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170407),(38117,4731,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170212),(38117,488,'                -- Peter S. 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I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180204),(66561,3190,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170415),(36382,1410,'\n',20170211),(36382,5269,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170412),(36382,9583,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180314),(90866,5042,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20171215),(55587,1837,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20170822),(58010,8778,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20180121),(57895,8456,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170209),(57895,3322,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170305),(45394,786,'Famous last words:\n',20171005),(45394,9660,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170822),(45394,1714,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20180306),(81422,8548,'it made.\n',20180417),(56928,718,'one.\n',20170831),(56928,9375,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170826),(82095,7535,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170421),(82095,5966,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20180102),(82095,6020,'executive.\n',20180416),(35286,4240,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170907),(35286,2806,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20170501),(35286,9590,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170927),(39820,9167,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170906),(46179,1171,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180323),(10236,9564,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20180321),(10236,5396,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20180419),(10236,1468,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170813),(31434,6254,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170805),(31434,158,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170410),(47399,2506,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180427),(47399,2513,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170807),(17296,7894,'\n',20170123),(17296,2858,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170910),(17296,1673,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20171031),(13649,5880,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20171007),(13649,4252,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20180213),(37692,2917,'A: Both of them.\n',20180119),(37692,4542,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180405),(95382,3483,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170804),(95382,8249,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20170523),(31118,1878,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170918),(23134,4414,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170208),(33681,1046,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170506),(33681,797,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20170831),(88539,4461,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20180325),(31978,1438,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170604),(31978,5748,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170626),(31978,5135,'not worth knowing.\n',20180304),(88837,7737,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170527),(88837,7994,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180103),(87417,7156,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170419),(87417,1859,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170126),(13032,2306,'Real Programmers don\'t comment their code.  If it was hard to write, it should\n',20180428),(13032,3629,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170708),(60255,6845,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20180309),(60255,3953,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170112),(58938,3190,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20171203),(58938,7338,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180209),(77200,1193,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170414),(77200,5104,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20171019),(66537,7894,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170401),(67792,4381,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20170629),(94494,1396,'headed.\n',20170613),(94494,4804,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170802),(94494,4930,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170730),(14203,1360,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180411),(75162,8172,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170724),(75162,8380,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20180315),(75162,6254,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170520),(17822,1925,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20180415),(17822,1552,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20180207),(76222,1625,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170826),(76222,9414,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170914),(76222,2099,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170130),(10833,9877,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20171028),(10833,9335,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20171119),(10833,7888,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20171220),(53904,1574,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171111),(53904,674,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20180222),(53904,136,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170622),(24388,8468,'retail.\"\n',20170428),(24388,9319,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20171018),(24388,4059,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170519),(56490,8522,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20170202),(56490,43,'        But this output can be\n',20170827),(56490,5385,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20171010),(43125,6642,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170827),(31769,5282,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20180131),(31769,8902,'At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will\n',20180328),(80793,4290,'and last month in advance.\n',20170901),(80793,793,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20170209),(94964,2581,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170114),(52594,1166,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170911),(52594,9917,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20171001),(52594,6938,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20180315),(35298,4331,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170511),(35298,129,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170917),(35298,1520,'Corollary:\n',20171003),(68375,9260,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170110),(57947,4941,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20170907),(57947,3841,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20171120),(57947,5023,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20180215),(97032,9288,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170116),(70578,6914,'bread.\n',20180406),(70578,341,'happens.\n',20170706),(70578,2953,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20171009),(15560,4683,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170618),(15560,9306,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170821),(15560,55,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20170129),(51746,1675,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180109),(51746,2230,'shoes.\n',20170630),(76093,9103,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20171123),(35896,8979,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170324),(35896,9624,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170520),(35896,7862,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170629),(86484,104,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20180102),(86484,7310,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20170806),(17871,3037,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20171204),(17871,6884,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180114),(78086,4951,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20171029),(15135,2274,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20170314),(15135,6938,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170721),(15135,7364,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170728),(82519,7107,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20180310),(82519,3471,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20171214),(82519,4069,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170825),(63217,3851,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170913),(30880,4461,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170909),(37994,8541,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20171015),(72697,8666,'in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.\n',20170303),(72697,5702,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20180211),(72697,703,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170513),(12295,4149,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20180116),(12295,5287,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20171110),(12295,7535,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20171129),(74696,9559,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170511),(74696,3589,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20171019),(79381,5269,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170429),(79381,8666,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170514),(12941,6503,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170102),(38780,4659,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170403),(38780,8361,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20180125),(53694,6964,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20180129),(53694,9712,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170202),(53694,5606,'lightly greased.\"\n',20180331),(39076,9583,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170422),(29742,6101,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20170513),(29742,402,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20180213),(29742,8864,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170120),(85982,6884,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20180319),(36490,2403,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170725),(62510,8759,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170428),(26481,7927,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170912),(26481,6254,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170927),(85131,8925,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170504),(85131,7498,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20180203),(85131,4581,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170210),(99115,3470,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170412),(99115,3209,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20180202),(99115,8964,'        hits the paper.\n',20170528),(62020,658,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20171121),(62020,5468,'to worry.\n',20170811),(71145,5101,'listings or the object deck.\n',20171124),(47603,6084,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170228),(47603,5124,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170222),(20185,9214,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170708),(20063,4915,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170512),(20063,1360,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170524),(87364,9612,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20180103),(75524,8964,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170805),(75524,3885,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20180430),(92033,7830,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20180323),(92033,4239,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170103),(92033,5971,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170719),(20423,2075,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20180417),(20423,3745,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170919),(63755,7242,'people.\n',20180412),(63755,2595,'-Deep Thought\n',20171201),(63755,658,'-Deep Thought\n',20180410),(13630,7424,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180416),(14827,2033,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170602),(14827,6136,'        other.\n',20170227),(64520,8576,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20170830),(89248,5157,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20171012),(89248,8040,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20170207),(97535,3204,'not worth knowing.\n',20180421),(97535,4387,'ends.\n',20170913),(27834,5922,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180109),(27834,126,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20180209),(16473,6105,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170615),(16473,6072,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170221),(90971,5519,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170218),(90971,3640,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171025),(90971,871,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170901),(82251,3940,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20180310),(54562,7272,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170731),(29137,4448,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170802),(56857,3251,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170619),(56857,6463,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171006),(56857,8034,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170609),(91154,7946,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170628),(91154,8909,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170910),(18461,2338,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20180419),(18461,8367,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180325),(18461,703,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170317),(80693,8403,'soap bubble?\n',20170315),(58454,9130,'means the price went way up.\n',20170223),(58454,1604,'that I can.\"\n',20170105),(73377,3915,'the light comes on.\n',20170519),(91464,1623,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20180306),(77751,7271,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20180330),(77751,4554,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170822),(77751,388,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171025),(71718,3251,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20170425),(71718,1743,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170416),(95371,7773,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20180122),(95371,7227,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180409),(95371,8925,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20171102),(21732,8455,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20171016),(21732,126,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20171121),(39290,66,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20180408),(39290,388,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170814),(39290,4273,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20170906),(58603,85,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20180419),(58603,9624,'        live.\n',20180115),(64802,5560,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170515),(81563,1623,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170114),(81563,9192,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170613),(81563,3770,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170723),(48892,3376,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170413),(48892,3072,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20180322),(48892,9162,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170127),(50639,9267,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20170207),(50639,658,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170109),(50639,3521,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170327),(83459,1978,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20170830),(33711,9974,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170312),(98831,7927,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20171014),(98831,9669,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20171222),(98831,4287,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170619),(18689,5914,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170509),(18639,6136,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170725),(18639,363,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20171109),(18639,9673,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171226),(37870,70,'tobacco in between.\n',20171213),(37870,6463,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170605),(37870,2863,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170904),(18649,2933,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170830),(18649,8172,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20170120),(36125,1675,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170614),(36125,4702,'enough cheese\n',20180209),(36125,1625,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180327),(64219,7841,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170827),(64219,1960,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170823);
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Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170814),(25888,136,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20180322),(25888,1390,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170918),(31960,1794,'handicapped.\n',20170805),(61285,4235,'and last month in advance.\n',20170227),(61285,1056,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20180430),(61285,5282,'Nooses give;\n',20170428),(14266,2338,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170126),(86492,5282,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20171214),(44675,9738,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20171129),(90318,1290,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20180306),(35958,4675,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180102),(42520,6142,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170928),(42520,4583,'   San Francisco?\n',20180413),(42520,3745,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170909),(51307,5383,'                even.\n',20171008),(55873,7257,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20180305),(55873,5714,'out of a divorce.\n',20171122),(55873,3351,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170823),(52429,4930,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20170929),(64251,3077,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20180207),(64251,7946,'Question:\n',20171008),(64251,816,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20170106),(11849,3362,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20170521),(29860,2153,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170212),(51320,765,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170205),(51320,4520,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20171006),(78354,7130,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20170519),(44472,5149,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180319),(44472,1529,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170727),(25994,5043,'that I can.\"\n',20171215),(13550,2365,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170918),(95517,718,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170303),(95517,3357,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170924),(95517,2075,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170412),(29070,339,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180301),(22528,8380,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20180201),(93320,6656,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170423),(93320,5880,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170508),(93320,364,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20180205),(19175,7946,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170128),(19175,7351,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170908),(40495,2035,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171223),(40495,2888,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170602),(93094,4252,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170316),(31799,5004,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170731),(31799,9133,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20171104),(54165,8335,'described with pictures.\n',20170718),(61546,4240,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20170716),(60208,1438,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170510),(92485,4723,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20171027),(92485,8522,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20170714),(32926,9314,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170611),(49244,1001,'And other erotic effects.\n',20180110),(49244,5240,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171211),(71342,1599,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20170712),(71342,9372,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170910),(71342,674,'God is a polythiest\n',20171220),(24218,3953,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171112),(24218,4448,'Question:\n',20170718),(24218,1978,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20171119),(56105,1390,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170621),(20843,8559,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20180310),(20843,541,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170408),(29830,9353,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170825),(29830,8132,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170424),(29830,6085,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170111),(78611,2986,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20180127),(78611,6022,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180221),(15274,6521,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20170823),(40750,363,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170620),(40750,8476,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170705),(40750,7535,'versa.\n',20180324),(29643,1978,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180414),(16656,5415,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170821),(24618,1925,'of another.\n',20170221),(24618,176,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20170918),(24618,3973,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20180408),(32819,2499,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20171029),(32819,1670,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20171210),(41738,6938,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170819),(41738,6658,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180205),(41738,6517,'\n',20170117),(45887,1701,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20180316),(45887,2714,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20171218),(45887,7386,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170906),(18275,5606,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170729),(18275,4867,'        No more than debris,\n',20180104),(99462,2189,'not worth knowing.\n',20170911),(99462,9472,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20171217),(85317,7351,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170223),(85317,9615,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170316),(27962,9346,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20180227),(27962,1104,'Famous last words:\n',20170109),(27962,3072,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20171215),(31128,9877,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20171030),(58246,6515,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170630),(58246,1066,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20180317),(58246,8538,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20180423),(47903,3244,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170709),(47903,6439,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180330),(23814,3123,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170817),(76484,517,'harder.\n',20171211),(76484,3901,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170427),(82134,5963,'-Deep Thought\n',20171012),(82134,8642,'of another.\n',20171217),(79821,7946,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170713),(11523,8605,'slandered.\n',20170415),(11523,4283,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170422),(86521,9346,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20171203),(86521,7780,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170920),(65058,8468,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170729),(54542,106,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170511),(54542,8193,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20171216),(11302,5970,'there is nothing in it.\n',20171015),(11302,2295,'of being a damned fool.\n',20180227),(19179,1393,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20171214),(63605,3,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170809),(63605,3491,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180323),(63605,5425,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170516),(79345,537,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171020),(79345,7272,'programming languages.\n',20180419),(79345,2420,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170805),(19261,6894,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170614),(92087,7333,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170419),(58217,8883,'Corollary:\n',20171219),(61007,649,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170227),(61007,8785,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20170926),(81344,3357,'life.\n',20170719),(81344,6982,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170331),(81344,2918,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20170521),(69808,6059,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170412),(69808,1483,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170802),(69808,6142,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170815),(72215,3992,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170310),(92644,9319,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170314),(92644,6154,'listings or the object deck.\n',20180408),(92644,4683,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170608),(83923,5748,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170227),(83923,9590,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20170613),(92675,6136,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20180430),(92675,315,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170405),(64562,7333,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20170612),(64562,9177,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20170815),(64562,8631,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170920),(92282,865,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20170916),(92282,85,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170317),(47783,4195,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170810),(47783,6156,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20170312),(75421,4193,'                -- Eleanor Roosevelt\n',20180409),(75421,777,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170716),(42831,8433,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20180209),(16162,11,'debugging sessions.\n',20170822),(16162,8193,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20171101),(16162,2558,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170701),(12724,2910,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170523),(50353,4381,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170802),(83759,7113,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170706),(83759,9832,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170511),(40275,1998,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20180119),(15985,5925,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170202),(15985,2958,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20170607),(55946,4520,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170708),(55946,8716,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20171004),(55946,5628,'programming.\n',20170117),(22780,1374,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170326),(69013,6740,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170423),(69013,6004,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171111),(69013,4063,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20170607),(11971,737,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20180115),(11971,2443,'                -- Gigo\n',20170513),(11971,3115,'breath is called the listener.\n',20180211),(37436,8403,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170525),(63907,9924,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171012),(35770,6656,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20180412),(35770,6964,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20180122),(35770,8068,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170215),(32960,712,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170525),(68389,842,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20171229),(68389,8057,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20170801),(28588,6658,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20171228),(28588,7820,'and last month in advance.\n',20170510),(16260,2984,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20171016),(16260,6701,'him up.\n',20180318),(78313,9414,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20180308),(86777,9159,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20171115),(86777,7271,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170622),(40992,6702,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180408),(40992,8522,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170925),(40992,3483,'Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting\n',20180324),(61847,4240,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170813),(61847,2002,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170617),(41922,1673,'government at all.\n',20171113),(41922,7711,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170605),(41922,2111,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20180315),(78763,7272,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170905),(93528,7837,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170516),(93528,3581,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170602),(93528,7609,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170813),(97913,9599,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170107),(97913,8605,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170811),(97913,363,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170929),(39547,7093,'A: Both of them.\n',20170111),(96852,2433,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170525),(96852,9923,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170203),(96852,7478,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180123),(93975,764,'The middle of the night.\n',20170605),(28877,3629,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180421),(26761,5091,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170603),(26761,5313,'indigestion.\n',20180427),(26761,9325,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20180215),(41255,6602,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170711),(41255,1468,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20180213),(82155,5201,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170608),(82155,8176,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20180402),(82155,2749,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170620),(78942,5606,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170131),(78942,3444,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170424),(78942,7504,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20180221),(63635,3570,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170115),(63635,6439,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20180402),(63635,7035,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20171028),(80146,9432,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170322),(68014,5512,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171201),(68014,8383,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170821),(37008,9876,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170603),(37008,5323,'        what is going on.\n',20180310),(37008,8667,'be hard to understand.\n',20180108),(95610,7466,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20170216),(87752,2152,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170204),(87752,1066,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180228),(87752,8418,'this sort of trash.\n',20170305),(43246,9923,'Kinkler\'s First Law:\n',20170805),(43246,9924,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20171017),(49364,6085,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20180209),(88363,3595,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170327),(88363,1393,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20171003),(88363,842,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20171001),(89495,18,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170127),(89495,7271,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20180214),(13530,2110,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170528),(13530,1973,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170615),(57958,2033,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20171122),(57958,4729,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171023),(57958,3318,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171107),(36432,4754,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20180322),(84522,2092,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170409),(84522,2206,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170109),(88023,3915,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20180310),(88023,8233,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20180310),(88023,2099,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180316),(36123,4951,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20170615),(99843,5972,'works.\n',20170408),(46731,5715,'coughing.\"\n',20171224),(44080,8010,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170617),(44080,7946,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170812),(77446,4235,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170922),(77446,7684,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20170506),(33338,6625,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170625),(33338,1104,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170114),(58538,6072,'doing.\n',20170919),(58538,9876,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20180129),(58538,988,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170716),(38219,5922,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20171018),(93675,3755,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170125),(49940,3157,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170926),(25475,9185,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170416),(99990,2499,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20170506),(43038,8187,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20171015),(83358,9434,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170923),(83358,6156,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170606),(86434,9414,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170824),(61733,9133,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180123),(61733,3218,'of being a damned fool.\n',20171116),(61733,6938,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20180204),(25364,4576,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180316),(66160,706,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170715),(40571,769,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180116),(40571,4063,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170305),(40571,6658,'bomb.\n',20170507),(68097,3378,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20170706),(68097,5843,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20171110),(68097,8898,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171128),(17197,8059,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170418),(17197,3244,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20180422),(43768,4884,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170525),(43768,842,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20170929),(43768,1087,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170108),(53753,7219,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20180421),(53753,2953,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20180218),(53753,792,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170330),(21994,8716,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170804),(81889,6114,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180110),(81889,8082,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20171203),(81889,2311,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20180320),(34880,3901,'get used to it.\n',20171212),(34880,2659,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170211),(34880,3851,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170501),(98931,6022,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20171106),(39472,8949,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171225),(39472,7219,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20171114),(21236,996,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170404),(21236,5043,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20170306),(21236,2875,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170909),(31083,3629,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20171002),(31083,9122,'Famous last words:\n',20170918),(31083,9924,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20170911),(29943,9335,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170725),(29943,9190,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180220),(29943,7504,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20180417),(11362,9046,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170724),(11362,3640,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20180316),(11362,1763,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20170310),(44661,3209,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180122),(48572,793,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170830),(48572,3444,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170818),(48572,174,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171113),(55355,6131,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20180309),(55355,9250,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170428),(46995,4235,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170329),(46995,7758,'tickets.\n',20171204),(98101,7478,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170929),(98101,3992,'You might as well live.\n',20171030),(98101,8380,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170520),(10909,1581,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170729),(11899,6986,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170821),(11899,8566,'lightly greased.\"\n',20171111),(11899,7424,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20171111),(64661,2152,'\n',20180126),(93215,5255,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170529),(93215,4017,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170317),(69498,9880,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170712),(65575,6131,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170326),(65575,1925,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170103),(59319,5865,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180413),(59319,9222,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171211),(59319,7113,'ends.\n',20171207),(58484,7460,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20171111),(58484,3053,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180112),(58484,7535,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20180428),(54175,2573,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171119),(54175,4240,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170415),(94675,1202,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20171209),(94675,9432,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180402),(54467,3323,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171004),(54467,4194,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170612),(94189,7587,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20180122),(94189,719,'works.\n',20180328),(66841,4876,'sane.\"\n',20170227),(66841,7737,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170828),(36201,3,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170824),(63210,8431,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170227),(63210,2362,'flag.\n',20170526),(63210,2731,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171208),(45295,4062,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170311),(66421,2075,'   San Francisco?\n',20171005),(66421,5043,'        handle.\n',20180501),(66421,7459,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20171019),(10447,649,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170604),(10447,765,'lightly greased.\"\n',20180320),(10447,3204,'after the age of 12.\n',20170819),(76791,4818,'variable.\"\n',20170409),(74559,1625,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170303),(74559,146,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170111),(53462,7262,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170627),(90921,6178,'to reform.\n',20180415),(90921,5030,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20180301),(90921,7937,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20180128),(13362,493,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170408),(13362,7711,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170324),(13362,9559,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180131),(71045,4719,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20180419),(13661,8057,'tickets.\n',20170726),(13661,9185,'Real Programmers don\'t write in BASIC.  Actually, no programmers write in BASIC\n',20170312),(29442,3589,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170524),(29442,2210,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170712),(43085,3797,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170406),(33095,6962,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20180211),(33095,4682,'in eucalyptus trees.\n',20171121),(33095,2581,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180116),(23527,737,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171223),(86723,3915,'coughing.\"\n',20170228),(86723,3484,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170515),(86723,1194,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20170202),(26268,3123,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170521),(26268,8576,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171228),(17704,1529,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20171221),(17704,4195,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170402),(17704,2033,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170717),(92681,3940,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170326),(22411,9035,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20171008),(22411,6129,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171113),(67452,9162,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20171027),(51633,1104,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170628),(94338,9673,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170408),(79592,7841,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180326),(69657,8724,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180105),(48908,2362,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170912),(48908,3323,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170219),(48908,6239,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170830),(55168,9122,'and last month in advance.\n',20170719),(55168,1673,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170405),(55168,8869,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20170202),(20603,7107,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20171009),(16047,2227,'immune to bullets\"\n',20170919),(16047,7420,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20180405),(16047,5880,'Who do you trust?\n',20170608),(24030,2910,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170128),(24030,7994,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20171124),(24030,7946,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170118),(12179,2513,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170413),(12179,2059,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20171220),(12179,792,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20180305),(60426,1542,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20170305),(89804,8004,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170911),(98812,1604,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20171008),(98812,4464,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170717),(98812,5270,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170605),(48473,4044,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170730),(78652,2049,'Acids stain you;\n',20170318),(78652,1093,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170606),(78652,8790,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20170501),(77197,2230,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20171030),(77197,5287,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20180401),(37007,8650,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20171205),(37007,1468,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20180210),(38927,2834,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170120),(43455,4520,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20171110),(40216,3869,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170709),(40216,7929,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170523),(40216,6142,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170627),(23960,8193,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170526),(23960,6105,'was to go away.\n',20170919),(23960,5648,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20171231),(64416,769,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20180131),(64416,9472,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170121),(64416,2059,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20171029),(16130,9319,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20180213),(16130,9222,'and last month in advance.\n',20170612),(16130,6993,'\n',20170823),(13322,6789,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170719),(98967,6767,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180111),(98967,5135,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20171031),(54624,7854,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20171113),(54624,1998,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20171212),(77358,8082,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170923),(40419,1001,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170726),(40419,3595,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170730),(40419,1728,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170624),(38009,1393,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170501),(38009,7242,'Rivers are damp;\n',20170802),(38009,9590,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170831),(48311,7181,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170303),(48311,5468,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20171006),(60003,346,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170804),(60003,7272,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170917),(45329,3652,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170929),(78878,8071,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170208),(78878,706,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171010),(78878,1921,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20180219),(79751,4681,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171205),(79751,2502,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20180408),(58912,7637,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180325),(92925,7043,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20171113),(92925,9784,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20170815),(42369,5927,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170621),(42369,9615,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20180120),(42369,2002,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170414),(97962,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180316),(53081,1163,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170512),(53081,126,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170602),(53081,7498,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20170718),(88029,8491,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170623),(88029,126,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170311),(88029,9150,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20180128),(83363,3225,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20170428),(83363,388,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20180222),(83363,5388,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20180412),(92559,6480,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170903),(92559,1923,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20170523),(98749,1649,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20170704),(98749,9974,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20171107),(10325,6999,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170408),(12488,1978,'slandered.\n',20171231),(12488,8176,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20180301),(12488,1794,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171220),(56407,2677,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20171022),(56407,3984,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20170328),(56407,8559,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20171117),(74795,1878,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20180115),(40546,8342,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20170716),(40546,4195,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170815),(40546,8925,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170824),(11516,7227,'        stupidity.\n',20180312),(97233,3517,'        1) \"Don\'t worry, I can handle it.\"\n',20180426),(97233,9214,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20171229),(97233,9192,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170620),(40360,4143,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170222),(40360,2559,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20171128),(40360,1046,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20171014),(98740,4219,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171005),(98740,916,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180310),(98740,5867,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170820),(67129,1750,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20180302),(17062,1542,'Who do you trust?\n',20170702),(54769,3007,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20180425),(54769,8315,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180131),(59741,9167,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170504),(59741,5030,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20171119),(59741,4804,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170114),(51814,9064,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170624),(51814,1066,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170529),(79312,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180105),(79312,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171203),(79312,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170729),(79312,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170825),(14482,3517,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180427),(60551,5104,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170118),(79152,2858,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170807),(45999,2558,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20180313),(45999,129,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170421),(64749,2206,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170523),(64749,8612,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20171010),(64749,1381,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170114),(72585,9190,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170729),(72585,6131,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20171205),(24249,284,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170326),(24249,2875,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170218),(24249,1520,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170323),(95577,7271,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20180304),(95577,9669,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20170621),(95577,5061,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180306),(69232,5714,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20170621),(75437,3915,'it.\n',20170416),(75437,8759,'                even.\n',20171005),(75437,2253,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170508),(61054,1202,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170412),(61054,1659,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170213),(61054,4837,'to reform.\n',20170312),(87885,5536,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170306),(87885,9520,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20171114),(87885,8898,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20180327),(52335,1137,'Hail to the sun god\n',20180119),(52335,9669,'\n',20171201),(52335,8925,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180124),(94330,1753,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20180421),(39626,8025,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180315),(39626,8798,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20180123),(45620,7242,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170502),(45620,3901,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170105),(36182,3218,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170716),(36624,8559,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20180405),(36624,5091,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20170310),(36624,9902,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170617),(85748,8417,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170824),(85748,6612,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170722),(85748,6878,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170207),(38315,6999,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20180222),(38315,2755,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170402),(63603,6142,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170329),(31366,5269,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180428),(31366,8663,'ends.\n',20170422),(31366,6148,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170815),(46624,5294,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170908),(40395,488,'President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and\n',20170212),(40395,7351,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170228),(40395,4719,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20171224),(62595,6612,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170327),(62595,8569,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20180104),(33423,1811,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170521),(33423,9314,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170701),(33423,4387,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170606),(67969,9974,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170708),(67969,746,'                -- Henry Kissinger\n',20170416),(59969,5396,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170910),(59969,43,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170330),(59969,5282,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20180322),(14888,6236,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171123),(39450,9110,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20170928),(27727,341,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170105),(27727,7275,'pedestrians.\n',20180123),(80657,988,'Down with categorical imperative!\n',20180323),(71685,2350,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170928),(71685,1852,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20171022),(71685,4193,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20180326),(48047,7113,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20180314),(48047,816,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20180212),(99875,7401,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171129),(99875,9669,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20171017),(99875,6085,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170610),(62937,6579,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170406),(19138,1799,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170106),(42998,70,'soap bubble?\n',20170626),(42998,1033,'\n',20170105),(42998,1574,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20180316),(36126,2210,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170225),(36126,363,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20171110),(36126,488,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20171020),(40594,6377,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20171213),(92178,5157,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170811),(92178,3652,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170118),(71111,9906,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20180223),(71111,3737,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20180314),(44223,9902,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20171204),(46057,5011,'                even.\n',20170507),(85224,2049,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170516),(85224,6004,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180406),(19905,1295,'Will divide, multiply, and subtract.\n',20171105),(19905,3490,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180310),(46942,6884,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170102),(46942,7035,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20170902),(46942,4723,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20180320),(98100,4470,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170627),(71075,5351,'soap bubble?\n',20170919),(71075,777,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20171217),(71075,8569,'that I can.\"\n',20170812),(41677,8059,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170908),(41677,7315,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170529),(41677,6515,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20171220),(87629,5561,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170526),(56087,7401,'\n',20170224),(56087,1851,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180402),(33616,8548,'breath is called the listener.\n',20180128),(33616,8898,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20170330),(33616,2633,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20180226),(55857,5003,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170513),(56831,5155,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170508),(56831,8010,'in God.\n',20180311),(88828,5715,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20170328),(88828,6658,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170211),(82932,8633,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20171226),(82932,4044,'\n',20171222),(29058,8029,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170210),(29058,1468,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170415),(29058,8063,'Got Mole problems?\n',20171201),(27464,3362,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171014),(27464,8753,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20171023),(27464,5323,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20171008),(94211,8029,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170318),(94211,2834,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20170314),(94211,8622,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170902),(97171,6239,'doing.\n',20170218),(56041,8548,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170102),(56041,6077,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20180225),(56041,9353,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20171114),(84412,5616,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180328),(84412,61,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170622),(33577,2888,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20170711),(33577,6114,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170607),(94671,1374,'\n',20170420),(94671,9673,'        No more than debris,\n',20170626),(10816,8306,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20171231),(25826,446,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170827),(77722,7386,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20171121),(77722,2668,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170519),(77722,5593,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170414),(68063,7242,'once.\n',20170828),(68063,1410,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20170627),(35895,3225,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170616),(35895,4193,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180314),(45159,7262,'of another.\n',20170906),(70364,6142,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170119),(26907,4193,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180313),(26907,9053,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170722),(26907,7305,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170113),(56218,5396,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20171016),(98448,8559,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170614),(98448,8773,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20180215),(78378,9775,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170529),(58726,9222,'doing.\n',20170703),(58726,1046,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170818),(52159,6341,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20171129),(52159,3490,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170909),(52159,3595,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180223),(25285,8859,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20171101),(25285,8233,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170905),(42174,4993,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20180311),(42174,388,'   San Francisco?\n',20180410),(42174,674,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170125),(38847,6447,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170107),(38847,5753,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20170514),(38847,8363,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20180418),(25469,1087,'\n',20171112),(25469,1567,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20171113),(72586,797,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170504),(48027,4941,'        reject the proposal.\n',20170820),(48027,777,'versa.\n',20180130),(48027,737,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20180424),(27318,9630,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170401),(27318,6004,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20180319),(78422,8418,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20171231),(53563,4915,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170908),(53563,4429,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170408),(53563,6505,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180209),(18247,2502,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20171101),(18247,9612,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20180114),(18247,3623,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170509),(90696,1973,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20180214),(90696,7338,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20180202),(84161,4137,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180323),(84161,9353,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20170417),(84161,8559,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20171213),(11468,9780,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170513),(72869,7259,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170310),(72869,7535,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170819),(43405,2241,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20171028),(43405,2151,'        Thy programs run, thy syscalls done,\n',20170313),(43405,9372,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170830),(20141,5616,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170705),(60114,8798,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20180304),(42891,6505,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170218),(42891,4581,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180209),(42891,9673,'bomb.\n',20170223),(83900,5590,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170509),(92540,4659,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20180306),(73998,842,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170406),(73998,9171,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180216),(73998,8172,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170509),(47877,5201,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180414),(47877,2679,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170218),(47877,7498,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170916),(24217,2886,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20171119),(24217,3037,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170513),(23242,8360,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170409),(76339,2984,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170402),(76339,1659,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171116),(86699,4381,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170225),(86699,8131,'Question:\n',20170912),(40646,9064,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20180122),(40646,706,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20180313),(20578,2789,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170903),(20578,4982,'totally worthless.\n',20170807),(20578,6964,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170423),(12736,8600,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20170411),(12736,5914,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20171217),(12736,6077,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170709),(70911,4965,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20170805),(38995,315,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170105),(38995,8997,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170818),(38995,8949,'life.\n',20180404),(91489,3635,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170815),(91489,4287,'nothing.\n',20180301),(88794,2499,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171201),(69177,3900,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170225),(51180,8548,'coughing.\"\n',20180106),(64391,488,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20171218),(64391,6077,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20180305),(99433,7937,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20171029),(99433,8620,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20171207),(54731,5412,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20171115),(54731,8569,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170529),(57143,7937,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170414),(17369,3123,'happens.\n',20170214),(46689,1782,'\n',20171120),(46689,5104,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20170520),(46689,2253,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170426),(28439,129,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170916),(14307,7460,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20170703),(23098,4273,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180118),(23098,517,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170416),(23098,2716,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20170419),(47625,5628,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171112),(20593,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170722),(20593,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170918),(71522,7424,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20170618),(71522,5195,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20170318),(85251,4938,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170623),(85251,1365,'He did his very best to make\n',20180406),(86450,3072,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180309),(86450,5593,'Acids stain you;\n',20170310),(22406,515,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20180413),(22406,9768,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170110),(66408,8869,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20170829),(66408,4781,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170523),(13721,61,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20171122),(13721,4576,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20170620),(73187,6659,'First Rule of History:\n',20170521),(73187,2858,'eat.\n',20170706),(62130,2350,'He did his very best to make\n',20170121),(62130,8666,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170520),(62130,3878,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20171203),(45071,5628,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20180117),(45071,5972,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170922),(45071,8342,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20170712),(68366,4867,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170128),(68366,4818,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20171229),(68366,1001,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170606),(95546,2152,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170605),(95546,4591,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20170519),(95546,610,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180314),(44440,7705,'the morning.\n',20180124),(44440,5772,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180321),(36545,7271,'\n',20170405),(36545,4675,'\n',20170128),(90906,3940,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20170718),(84188,8566,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170524),(18812,1926,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20170208),(18812,11,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20170224),(18812,5089,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170115),(37232,3900,'tomorrow!\n',20180106),(21620,2230,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170921),(21620,9906,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20170214),(91701,4381,'programming languages.\n',20171205),(91701,4723,'changer clothes.  Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their\n',20171203),(54344,3885,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20170803),(50347,5383,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180120),(50347,8600,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20180221),(44690,1542,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170924),(44690,6436,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170312),(67056,6753,'Vote anarchist\n',20170720),(67056,777,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20180104),(67056,6625,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170108),(52972,8559,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170909),(52972,232,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20180408),(52972,2433,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20170801),(23495,6701,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20171116),(23495,6869,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180213),(23495,70,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20180130),(68661,551,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170710),(69894,5784,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180119),(27215,2311,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170127),(27215,7315,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20180410),(86563,9273,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170425),(86563,4961,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20171106),(90413,2809,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170209),(90413,7758,'Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on\n',20171026),(90413,7390,'means the price went way up.\n',20171103),(13873,7454,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170923),(13873,1229,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170331),(13873,8631,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20171005),(90022,6845,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180225),(90022,1266,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170202),(68711,8403,'\n',20170714),(48216,3581,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20171123),(37220,9245,'as afterward.\n',20171203),(27402,8342,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20180411),(27402,1360,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170928),(27402,793,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20180218),(60388,1728,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170526),(79584,1200,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180226),(79584,8504,'listings or the object deck.\n',20170822),(14120,4291,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170901),(14120,6653,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20170522),(14120,1625,'tickets.\n',20180116),(89524,845,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180412),(89524,8491,'shoes.\n',20180429),(43570,9335,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20180414),(42136,1994,'\n',20170721),(42136,7459,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170113),(62645,7315,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170609),(62645,8622,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20180224),(62645,769,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20171024),(99366,126,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20180412),(99366,7275,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20170625),(50202,7466,'        what is going on.\n',20171112),(50202,7773,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170405),(39375,6379,'43rd Law of Computing:\n',20170228),(39375,1054,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170623),(39375,3251,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20171125),(47642,5201,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170528),(13928,4029,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20171101),(13928,3345,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180213),(13928,1574,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20180427),(43139,3823,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170114),(43139,9621,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170820),(43139,9046,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20170609),(45366,9472,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170824),(45366,5590,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170203),(70591,4804,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20171203),(70591,3151,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20180204),(70591,7107,'        live.\n',20170408),(41320,8631,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170218),(41320,8790,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170312),(41320,3581,'means the price went way up.\n',20170529),(17740,737,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170709),(17740,7245,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20180328),(46136,5970,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170517),(64489,7474,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170210),(64489,9190,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20170602),(43413,9016,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171127),(43413,4987,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170311),(43413,3037,'has been discontinued.\n',20180414),(86879,295,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20180308),(86879,8279,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170423),(86879,1193,'Excellent day for drinking heavily.  Spike office water cooler.\n',20170731),(30480,4520,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180317),(30480,8132,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170603),(30480,1106,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170717),(27469,9673,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20180121),(27469,6845,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20171202),(12495,3999,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170213),(21375,6254,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170217),(32686,2513,'\n',20170922),(32686,1830,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170124),(11177,9016,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180401),(11177,1973,'flag.\n',20180102),(11177,1344,'A: 33.  1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.\n',20170916),(32520,4273,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170720),(69974,3570,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170419),(39776,2420,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170121),(39776,1393,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171223),(39776,4930,'tomorrow!\n',20171116),(85125,6136,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170203),(85125,7888,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20171215),(95064,8633,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20170204),(37802,1087,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170330),(37802,4818,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180329),(18806,3587,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20180112),(18806,2789,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170730),(21510,6292,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20170627),(21510,8753,'bread.\n',20170712),(35809,43,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20171005),(35809,4993,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170213),(38212,3016,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20180204),(38212,7946,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20180421),(89231,6702,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170516),(73130,3823,'nails.\n',20170112),(53254,9016,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20170731),(53254,9177,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180427),(50802,5011,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170601),(50802,7698,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20171203),(23026,6884,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171121),(23026,1344,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171225),(83615,1654,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170212),(57237,8650,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20180115),(89092,9362,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180426),(89092,9171,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20171113),(89092,4239,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180208),(25752,9325,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170526),(50882,718,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20180428),(50882,3201,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20170102),(50882,8859,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170709),(97335,924,'                -- Gigo\n',20170623),(97335,7862,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20180315),(30829,7259,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20171202),(30829,9775,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180108),(30829,9222,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20170826),(64553,9105,'\n',20170723),(64553,718,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180214),(10145,8777,'described with pictures.\n',20180120),(10145,18,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20170511),(10145,9771,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20171111),(72861,3362,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170714),(72861,6275,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170525),(73705,2953,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170712),(73705,8063,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170124),(29873,1673,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170222),(29873,7990,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170926),(93634,3999,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20171209),(93634,4381,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20180422),(93634,2668,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170107),(90608,3157,'Think of your family tonight.  Try to crawl home after the\n',20170221),(90608,2513,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20171117),(90608,4246,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20171004),(68132,3896,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20170128),(68132,2595,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20180323),(68132,364,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180302),(61081,3007,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20170219),(22161,3190,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170226),(22161,1290,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170128),(40128,4448,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20170705),(40128,8727,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20170622),(40128,9372,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20171018),(48162,8932,'hour!\"\n',20180103),(48162,8442,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20171227),(50775,6142,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170320),(50775,2573,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171226),(54459,8491,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171110),(54459,9923,'            points.\n',20170708),(54459,7841,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170119),(40890,5659,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20170306),(40890,6595,'it.\n',20170206),(40890,9880,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170723),(22239,2183,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170823),(22239,777,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20180415),(68927,2207,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170801),(44874,9335,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170130),(44874,7854,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170826),(90029,1728,'people.\n',20170501),(90029,5843,'coughing.\"\n',20170810),(63676,5517,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20170825),(24750,5135,'happens.\n',20170307),(53442,4674,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170730),(94912,2147,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170418),(94912,388,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20180426),(23413,1087,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20171005),(23413,66,'to reform.\n',20171016),(23413,2924,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170301),(83737,374,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20170925),(83737,9612,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20170923),(83737,5201,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170311),(21509,7466,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20180131),(97749,746,'   San Francisco?\n',20170401),(97749,1675,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20170420),(60968,9738,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170302),(60968,8468,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170212),(63113,718,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180311),(66936,1878,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170816),(15678,7888,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20171230),(15678,6148,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170724),(11813,9373,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180414),(33360,2147,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170330),(99174,5536,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170221),(99174,5162,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170830),(69567,6505,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170426),(69567,690,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170221),(13541,1171,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20171128),(13541,5385,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170330),(13541,1675,'It used to point to me,\n',20180423),(45565,2917,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170120),(45565,1104,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20170723),(45565,1600,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20171105),(43936,1104,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170417),(43936,9880,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20171027),(79256,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170325),(79256,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170224),(46133,3647,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170301),(46133,6178,'\n',20170502),(95771,5925,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20180131),(95771,1193,'        When told this was so,\n',20170326),(95771,1137,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20180224),(52427,4291,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20171121),(57886,4687,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170103),(14644,7990,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20180308),(14644,6101,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170905),(14644,4381,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20170204),(90362,7927,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20171203),(90362,3952,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20180421),(90362,4682,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170927),(71126,4149,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170101),(71126,5539,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180422),(71126,4930,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20180201),(63250,968,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170910),(63250,9310,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170313),(63250,9660,'As Dame Fortune did intend,\n',20170519),(76983,158,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170111),(37943,9427,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20180331),(37943,515,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20180119),(98563,2831,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170702),(98563,55,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180220),(98563,2731,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170121),(86804,3570,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170627),(33665,1077,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170622),(33665,4300,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170810),(33665,1104,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170326),(98952,8995,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170328),(98952,1581,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170415),(39751,1600,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170325),(44936,5858,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20180417),(44936,649,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170316),(44936,5659,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170601),(98046,6178,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170505),(98046,1097,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180204),(72961,1623,'pedestrians.\n',20170501),(72961,2918,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180115),(72961,7822,'it.\n',20180115),(45811,5415,'The answer is 42.\n',20170225),(35745,6480,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20180221),(35745,4137,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170217),(35745,3521,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20180203),(60220,5727,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20180206),(60220,6669,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170306),(60220,6702,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170223),(29328,4859,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170927),(51011,5867,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170228),(51011,2671,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170527),(33870,1909,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170604),(33870,3190,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20170411),(67673,5151,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170304),(67673,4387,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20170922),(88505,8010,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170911),(88505,764,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20180321),(88505,3776,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20170427),(20094,9570,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170330),(20094,1866,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170308),(20094,2151,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20180108),(90177,9053,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20171123),(90177,4240,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20170816),(94613,7711,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20171229),(94613,5493,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20180204),(44014,8859,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170321),(12136,3581,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20170814),(12136,85,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20180425),(35379,3046,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170817),(35379,2910,'thing he tells you.\n',20180105),(88955,3896,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20180108),(25228,5593,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170922),(25228,5851,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20171001),(81463,7390,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170920),(81463,9288,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170816),(81463,5536,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170226),(44655,3322,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20180407),(44655,1404,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170418),(44655,4044,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20171004),(95101,276,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170901),(95101,7637,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20171106),(30044,2559,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20170531),(30044,8522,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170820),(30044,3484,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170304),(35897,8418,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170106),(35897,1763,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180212),(21727,7364,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170514),(21727,1389,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170817),(21727,1667,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180126),(69325,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171206),(40667,9110,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170321),(40667,3284,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20171221),(40667,9669,'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday\n',20170726),(69444,6801,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20170715),(69444,4581,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180111),(69444,4352,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20171225),(50650,4754,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170618),(50650,1667,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20171208),(50650,1988,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20170305),(70438,3483,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170712),(70438,3384,'today.\n',20170430),(69719,1171,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20171101),(92500,1728,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170724),(92500,1960,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20180302),(41643,5753,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170623),(41643,2917,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170202),(41643,2183,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170505),(25145,345,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20171128),(25145,3384,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170410),(80068,1743,'Reclaimer, spare that tree!\n',20171124),(33686,737,'Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.\n',20170625),(33686,6063,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170920),(97888,5561,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20180123),(97888,7990,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170311),(82989,6517,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20180305),(82989,7466,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20171028),(82989,3471,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170228),(42062,6801,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170105),(42062,8631,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20180224),(42062,5282,'for a dial tone.\n',20180207),(44061,4290,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20180223),(46693,3484,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20171012),(46693,5702,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20180316),(46693,4884,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20180328),(78357,8504,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20180411),(35674,4915,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170109),(39778,9626,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180302),(39778,8979,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20180123),(30744,2888,'                -- John McNulty\n',20170823),(26828,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171010),(26828,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180428),(25730,769,'knows what it is.\n',20170914),(16030,5282,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171017),(16030,8778,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170325),(84622,2021,'Now, GC, for the nonce,\n',20170315),(84622,5702,'                -- Mickey Mouse\n',20171118),(84622,9559,'it dulls the drugs.\n',20170805),(57658,2933,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170701),(57658,6236,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20180208),(57658,3755,'give it back to them.\n',20180207),(55414,777,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170208),(81325,315,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20180309),(81325,9122,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170228),(43313,149,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20171124),(43313,8666,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20171205),(43313,5922,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20180417),(29297,8515,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171116),(79957,5313,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20171205),(79957,6656,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170602),(69987,6393,'it.\n',20180306),(91259,3952,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20180312),(91259,8777,'handicapped.\n',20170827),(62080,6015,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20171110),(62080,5867,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20171122),(23208,6958,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170620),(23208,3629,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170527),(23208,6393,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20180324),(91476,9673,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20171209),(45572,18,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170707),(45572,8456,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170528),(45572,6914,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20170529),(21253,6869,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20171018),(21253,2967,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170726),(81461,2886,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170226),(81461,1056,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170410),(70896,9902,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20180316),(26473,9162,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170719),(26473,3885,'every six months.\n',20180114),(26473,1306,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170803),(71515,7130,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171226),(76288,6142,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170331),(76288,797,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20170311),(76288,7219,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20171001),(60966,706,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180313),(60966,4072,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20171218),(22227,2831,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170629),(22227,4951,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20180319),(82953,6962,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170423),(82953,3670,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20171227),(82953,8068,'life.\n',20180223),(12261,8949,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170923),(12261,8657,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180318),(12261,6571,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170116),(26763,3,'that I can.\"\n',20170404),(26763,9246,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171203),(65256,5269,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170801),(49373,9776,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170310),(49373,315,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20171231),(49373,2110,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170712),(99613,4951,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20171017),(99613,8724,'Corollary:\n',20180121),(99613,7773,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170909),(85755,871,'it.\n',20180212),(85755,4867,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20170827),(85755,8559,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180318),(33792,1921,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170316),(33792,988,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20171014),(33792,7257,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20171212),(75497,9520,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170705),(75497,1563,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180114),(50392,8361,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170812),(50392,3072,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171117),(50392,7245,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20180320),(48342,9306,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180120),(21150,1728,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20170108),(21150,7028,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20171020),(21150,2594,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170413),(62994,1852,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170508),(62994,345,'\n',20170602),(43718,5753,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180121),(43718,517,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170103),(43718,341,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20170413),(77492,149,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170822),(77492,8650,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171201),(99245,624,'indigestion.\n',20180210),(99245,9784,'            points.\n',20171103),(99245,9626,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20180413),(38370,2559,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170209),(38370,5963,'There cannot be a crisis next week.  My schedule is already full.\n',20180126),(38370,7792,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170326),(28781,9260,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180214),(28781,5628,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171226),(78020,5468,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20170816),(78020,2888,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170321),(78020,9776,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20180105),(79266,6127,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20170607),(77624,129,'has been discontinued.\n',20171021),(77624,6127,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20180501),(25996,7820,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170127),(25996,8542,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170127),(25996,1701,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170206),(21432,9615,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170807),(21432,8513,'improve.\n',20170123),(21432,2311,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170802),(53451,7386,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170828),(53451,4674,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20171022),(53451,3841,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20171214),(89794,816,'every six months.\n',20171103),(89794,1811,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170925),(89794,4461,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20171225),(77090,3037,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170810),(77090,1393,'It used to point to me,\n',20170913),(77090,2075,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170330),(10615,2933,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170212),(10615,1670,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170113),(10615,1763,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20171028),(99280,2089,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20180401),(46939,1751,'\n',20171025),(46939,7509,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20180220),(46939,3362,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171220),(35120,1866,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170419),(49155,8932,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170217),(60768,9630,'hour!\"\n',20170313),(60768,5517,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170905),(60768,1978,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20170121),(13403,4476,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170502),(13403,7587,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20180214),(92383,7351,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170112),(55552,2937,'        stupidity.\n',20171023),(55552,9427,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20180105),(55552,5388,'pedestrians.\n',20170630),(31195,6084,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170918),(60329,8063,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170925),(42074,8426,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170316),(42074,6154,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170730),(19338,5042,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170714),(96637,2809,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170113),(12361,9470,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170612),(32412,3046,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20170903),(60217,8657,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20171023),(60217,9347,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20180310),(73157,7259,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20180225),(45525,2433,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20170531),(26490,9470,'soap bubble?\n',20170418),(26490,7227,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20180214),(26490,5195,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20171227),(14324,1093,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180204),(14324,4223,'Call Avogardo 6.02 x 10^23\n',20170917),(14324,4112,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20170831),(55459,3209,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170519),(55459,2809,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170619),(55459,7349,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170429),(61622,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171029),(61622,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180111),(94168,3209,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20171204),(94168,1743,'once.\n',20170321),(28981,3114,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20170702),(33586,6386,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20171209),(45084,8034,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170812),(60757,2021,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20171002),(60757,5659,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20170215),(60757,7416,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20171208),(71322,3351,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170620),(49842,7333,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170504),(69136,4239,'Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.\n',20170306),(69136,5851,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170528),(24161,7498,'be hard to understand.\n',20180319),(24161,2311,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170818),(37474,3901,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170304),(75498,7257,'and last month in advance.\n',20180216),(75498,690,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170415),(88295,4804,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20170622),(80614,2054,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170411),(10952,3521,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180211),(74358,6505,'described with pictures.\n',20170516),(74358,8548,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180427),(73105,8417,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20171014),(73105,5772,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170903),(73105,6186,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20180410),(18396,1155,'the computer.\n',20171103),(18396,5468,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170824),(95036,5344,'improve.\n',20171106),(95036,7792,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170323),(19922,9681,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20180217),(19922,4485,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20170505),(19922,5493,'Truth will be out this morning.  (Which may really mess things up.)\n',20170208),(38923,4859,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170425),(66592,6503,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170112),(66592,2089,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170719),(66592,4448,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20180321),(70511,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180109),(70511,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170827),(71810,7466,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170922),(71810,968,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170118),(71810,9902,'Everyone can be taught to sculpt:  Michelangelo would have had to be\n',20170305),(48475,811,'debugging sessions.\n',20170204),(67330,5966,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170129),(67330,2152,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170305),(67330,4507,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20171209),(83501,2153,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20180304),(83501,3885,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170710),(83501,3201,'Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then\n',20170705),(15676,4429,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20180322),(15676,5104,'\n',20170626),(15676,5982,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171023),(22619,1046,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170213),(80774,764,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20180103),(80774,996,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20171207),(80774,6517,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20180317),(58856,5269,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170131),(58856,4915,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170720),(90290,1390,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170314),(61223,8513,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170716),(29998,4938,'          -- Isaiah\n',20170128),(95244,746,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20170613),(95244,9626,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20170928),(14817,8403,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20180318),(14817,9877,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180107),(14817,3415,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20170427),(35002,7466,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20180407),(35002,1782,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20171116),(47378,8417,'to work.\n',20171008),(47378,124,'Boss is reading it.\n',20170824),(47378,6894,'He did his very best to make\n',20180308),(73472,70,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170414),(11279,8869,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170705),(11279,7523,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180119),(11279,5015,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170423),(45088,5865,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20180403),(98213,5383,'He did his very best to make\n',20170226),(98213,9624,'happens.\n',20170420),(80957,3851,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20180404),(80957,1782,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170118),(80957,712,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170927),(49063,8152,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20180411),(95863,1701,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170204),(95863,3770,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20171117),(95863,9677,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170421),(98070,7780,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20180421),(98070,1542,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170502),(98070,9956,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20171105),(19697,2420,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20180427),(19697,515,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170629),(74040,2420,'out of a divorce.\n',20180118),(74040,2099,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20171123),(74040,1288,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20180114),(46815,3378,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20180115),(46815,5966,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20180215),(99131,1066,'one.\n',20170925),(67987,3521,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20180225),(67987,5003,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20180404),(86216,2075,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170308),(86216,932,'Keep emotionally active.  Cater to your favorite neurosis.\n',20171217),(86216,6869,'Gas smells awful;\n',20180408),(65742,4659,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20170219),(65742,8759,'give it back to them.\n',20170203),(65742,7737,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170402),(99173,9185,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170207),(31454,5971,'Question:\n',20171016),(31454,1623,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170828),(31454,9564,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170805),(51766,6105,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20171029),(37055,9167,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20171108),(37055,5023,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20170303),(37739,5971,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20170218),(14451,8403,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20180302),(24914,8316,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170604),(24914,9016,'But only what I tell it.\n',20170822),(24914,7333,'hands.\n',20170326),(25788,5867,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170426),(80070,8949,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20171025),(62674,2924,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170219),(44565,9974,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20170317),(83410,9590,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170903),(17253,3770,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170114),(25021,2595,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20180303),(68713,4017,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170223),(68713,9681,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170714),(91646,5970,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20170721),(91646,8773,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20180106),(47930,4017,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170206),(47930,8724,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20180405),(64704,3345,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170418),(64704,8548,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170824),(64704,1600,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20171014),(80514,1998,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20180126),(80514,55,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180117),(80514,4583,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20170509),(83431,4715,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170306),(89440,9559,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170921),(30158,4329,'Never try to outstubborn a cat.\n',20180224),(30158,8306,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170831),(30158,7305,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20171121),(85563,363,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180107),(34310,2475,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171107),(34310,7929,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20180107),(34310,3865,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170304),(68751,1654,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20170430),(68751,2475,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170415),(68751,3284,'        The apple fermented\n',20170715),(30848,2033,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180320),(10219,4682,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170705),(10219,9828,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170502),(10219,4491,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20171016),(54640,6753,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20171121),(54640,7310,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20171006),(37073,4194,'Turnaucka\'s Law:\n',20180225),(76903,3232,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170918),(74092,8657,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170608),(74092,1266,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20180113),(74092,341,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170724),(48668,4195,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20171003),(48668,4554,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20180221),(28035,1600,'in students.\n',20170905),(28035,5865,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170527),(28035,5927,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170212),(88065,2581,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170701),(17040,1389,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20170707),(17040,8995,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20170529),(17040,4717,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180414),(17474,746,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170401),(17474,4719,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20171024),(69777,6801,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170912),(94528,2195,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170531),(94528,5778,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20180228),(18239,8380,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170619),(18239,1016,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170518),(18239,5772,'He sure is a fun god\n',20180206),(45602,1998,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20180428),(45602,4273,'\n',20170521),(45602,9133,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20180430),(66974,6129,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170224),(66974,2559,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20170722),(66974,7994,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180220),(65420,9388,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20170613),(65420,1093,'body is better.\n',20170117),(65420,2274,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170209),(52076,2958,'nails.\n',20170403),(52076,8279,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170521),(52076,9347,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20170213),(18640,9087,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170928),(33081,7182,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20171126),(33081,8383,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20171217),(45328,7830,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20171219),(97649,9167,'sane.\"\n',20180407),(97649,4387,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20170417),(97649,9306,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20171008),(40418,3799,'for a dial tone.\n',20180308),(40418,3953,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20170224),(30923,3998,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20180413),(30923,4287,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20170708),(19830,8109,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20180309),(19830,3589,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20180424),(51119,9681,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20171102),(51119,7498,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170101),(85689,2749,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20171011),(85689,2506,'\"Now is the time for all good men to come to.\"\n',20170406),(95680,6131,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20171203),(62784,703,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20180112),(80962,3483,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20180312),(80962,4354,'tickets.\n',20171205),(80962,8380,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180306),(86339,5323,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170629),(60334,6084,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20170204),(60334,8949,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20180131),(60334,9621,'annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.\n',20180322),(98310,8306,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20170706),(98310,7107,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170107),(98310,9771,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20180123),(75681,2581,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20171112),(25750,9923,'\n',20170318),(25750,4938,'And other erotic effects.\n',20171007),(25750,4252,'example.\n',20170125),(37788,4448,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170731),(62238,2075,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20170817),(45533,8698,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20171101),(75943,8939,'        hits the paper.\n',20170924),(75943,6292,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170320),(85423,5344,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170323),(85423,1670,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170303),(64777,1193,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20180106),(64777,129,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20180214),(64777,9246,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170505),(74457,4194,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20171201),(82770,9880,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20170420),(82770,9306,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20171112),(82770,6938,'The answer is 42.\n',20170429),(10797,8059,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170812),(56871,5033,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20170825),(57899,4576,'\n',20170728),(57899,6275,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170126),(57899,482,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170901),(84481,9570,'        hits the paper.\n',20170101),(84481,3376,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20180110),(84481,7660,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171123),(67830,2834,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170125),(67830,346,'Corollary:\n',20170812),(67830,6186,'According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are\n',20170511),(82378,3734,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180323),(82378,9126,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170730),(82378,6602,'                -- Anatole France\n',20170710),(73381,1785,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180206),(74057,797,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170614),(74057,7820,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170923),(74057,4461,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20180108),(74608,932,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170829),(74608,1649,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20171126),(74608,4310,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170707),(78553,2443,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170323),(45735,4059,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20171227),(45735,4987,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170803),(99381,3581,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20171121),(10761,9791,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20171222),(10761,7698,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170611),(10761,6386,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180127),(75953,746,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170123),(50672,3266,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180320),(21318,3213,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170802),(21318,9273,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20180125),(21318,8515,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20171019),(17950,388,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170722),(17950,4286,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20171121),(17950,881,'Be different: conform.\n',20170704),(90374,1649,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170521),(90374,402,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20171225),(46500,7637,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20170623),(12207,7587,'Whose poetry never would scan.\n',20180429),(72030,1404,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20171014),(40195,6148,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170606),(40195,8995,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170317),(40195,1106,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170305),(44081,3463,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20171207),(98460,2230,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20171005),(98460,9273,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170703),(98460,6131,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20180216),(90704,1599,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170619),(90704,4429,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20171120),(41065,6254,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20171119),(41065,2210,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20180215),(41065,4682,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20171019),(32045,8084,'        While her lover lamented\n',20180214),(32045,6521,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20171222),(71231,5493,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20170323),(71231,6063,'be hard to understand.\n',20171108),(71231,1171,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20171005),(33888,7946,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180410),(95223,9137,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170222),(95223,4612,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20180225),(95223,9427,'It used to point to me,\n',20170304),(53857,5468,'means the price went way up.\n',20170625),(53857,5157,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170603),(44819,1667,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180225),(44819,651,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170615),(44819,3415,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20170404),(70466,9529,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20180328),(70466,7698,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20180203),(70466,6463,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20170226),(21034,4859,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20170428),(79338,8666,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20180423),(79338,9470,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170218),(79338,9325,'to reform.\n',20170301),(97140,3869,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20171220),(97140,4283,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170228),(95227,7315,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170131),(95227,8040,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20180303),(95227,1552,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180107),(71687,7758,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170308),(71687,4004,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20180326),(71687,7333,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170714),(90668,7466,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180411),(90668,43,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170218),(90668,2863,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170223),(11273,9145,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20171126),(11273,7609,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170809),(11273,7333,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20180109),(34889,2595,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170907),(34889,4072,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170618),(80701,9712,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171013),(28648,1563,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20180422),(28648,3470,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170929),(28648,7737,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170101),(14317,402,'lightly greased.\"\n',20180129),(73337,4246,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20171220),(73337,9122,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170709),(73337,4219,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170707),(10473,3755,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170221),(10473,4987,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20171212),(11238,8172,'Good day for a change of scene.  Repaper the bedroom wall.\n',20171212),(11238,5313,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20180420),(88531,8724,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170608),(44563,9260,'        other.\n',20170416),(23716,3225,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170221),(66595,7258,'        The strip revolved,\n',20170924),(66595,6878,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170325),(66595,7929,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170210),(85290,7297,'every six months.\n',20171008),(85290,5922,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170107),(85290,1001,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170920),(30772,7466,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180204),(19638,7227,'        When told this was so,\n',20170719),(19638,6085,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180119),(19638,9712,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170131),(33431,6575,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20170419),(69411,8566,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170814),(68558,4702,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20180101),(52557,4659,'sane.\"\n',20170317),(52557,2633,'\n',20170226),(99272,5149,'\n',20170829),(99272,2594,'hour!\"\n',20170625),(49272,7093,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20180305),(49272,4310,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171130),(78825,3046,'Horngren\'s Observation:\n',20170119),(90551,2207,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20170804),(90551,493,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170104),(82818,1046,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20180501),(82818,4044,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20170122),(82818,2295,'Losing your drivers\' license is just God\'s way of saying \"BOOGA, BOOGA!\"\n',20170629),(44643,4612,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170314),(29489,6085,'tickets.\n',20170310),(29489,9768,'this sort of trash.\n',20180307),(55512,6589,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170205),(55512,506,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170129),(55512,346,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170518),(91086,9260,'of another.\n',20170714),(91086,3484,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20171207),(32670,345,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170810),(23587,6572,'                -- A. E. Housman\n',20180117),(69753,4915,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170310),(69753,1811,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170205),(87306,5469,'\n',20180207),(87306,1782,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20171012),(71221,1137,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170401),(71221,5385,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170215),(34442,3851,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170430),(34442,1783,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20180329),(34442,2206,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180104),(49388,3072,'of being a damned fool.\n',20171214),(49388,5829,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20180224),(49388,1093,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20180114),(38731,1670,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170531),(38731,9273,'life.\n',20170315),(51013,5011,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170716),(51013,5972,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170806),(61336,143,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170415),(61336,3776,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170625),(81812,5294,'Be different: conform.\n',20171023),(81812,6965,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170625),(27279,257,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20171227),(27279,6022,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20180123),(43327,9105,'        The apple fermented\n',20180329),(43327,968,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170515),(43327,8798,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20171112),(47424,1894,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170513),(47424,6239,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20180208),(47424,1830,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170818),(52546,4112,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20180420),(52546,1988,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20180328),(71069,8902,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20180412),(71069,1393,'Future looks spotty.  You will spill soup in late evening.\n',20171125),(16391,1288,'today.\n',20170820),(16391,9267,'\n',20171122),(16391,5351,'after the age of 12.\n',20170201),(33523,8059,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170916),(33523,4781,'it.\n',20170605),(33523,2338,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180414),(80193,5351,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170119),(80193,2404,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20180224),(80193,106,'\"He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both\n',20180428),(38405,66,'Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.\n',20171015),(38405,9906,'ourselves.\n',20170130),(54641,2731,'Majority: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.\n',20180121),(54641,2350,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20170115),(54641,690,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170701),(45761,7386,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20171006),(45761,7523,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171220),(56023,1581,'\"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth\n',20171119),(56023,9828,'body is better.\n',20170925),(56023,6463,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170727),(73482,1306,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20180220),(73482,1670,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20171014),(73482,9520,'for a dial tone.\n',20170408),(35326,3123,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20171226),(35326,9214,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171028),(35326,7504,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20180101),(87456,6969,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20171205),(87456,4982,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170108),(87456,1859,'Razors pain you;\n',20170802),(18071,5415,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170405),(18071,8650,'and last month in advance.\n',20170222),(37677,9306,'You\'re being followed.  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.\n',20170516),(37677,1410,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20170209),(65354,7028,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20180407),(65354,9520,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170319),(65354,4884,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170519),(36235,4448,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20171217),(36235,1837,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170314),(32944,1852,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180402),(39548,3490,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180220),(14920,5269,'The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up\n',20180227),(14920,7110,'life.\n',20170223),(35608,4193,'give it back to them.\n',20170208),(91063,4287,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20171216),(78255,9087,'it.\n',20170911),(47363,7705,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170630),(47363,2152,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170212),(47363,8605,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170816),(93587,7509,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170206),(93587,9362,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170805),(73471,9150,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20170105),(73471,315,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171024),(73471,6517,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170707),(65248,6142,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20171008),(65248,7364,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20180406),(65248,6962,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170714),(68506,1404,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20180210),(68506,6480,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170705),(33929,9427,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170520),(33929,811,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170913),(33929,845,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170408),(57905,4681,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20180218),(57905,4252,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20171119),(57905,2918,'        The strip revolved,\n',20180412),(21313,2875,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170803),(50320,4476,'body is better.\n',20180308),(50320,3670,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20170831),(42786,5468,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20180426),(42786,7684,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170810),(42786,2153,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170104),(65088,6292,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20180111),(40474,5922,'Vote anarchist\n',20170907),(68740,1973,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20170705),(29743,3776,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170420),(29743,5004,'God Invented Grass.\n',20180119),(45367,55,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170716),(45367,8383,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PL/I.  PL/I is for programmers who can\'t decide\n',20170906),(45367,8778,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20180329),(46972,1743,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171209),(42267,1643,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180114),(64303,7236,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20180307),(64303,8727,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170709),(64303,9880,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170228),(59406,8559,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20180131),(58797,9677,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180126),(58797,3851,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20170507),(58797,2933,'and last month in advance.\n',20170502),(40236,7305,'Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.\n',20170513),(40236,8995,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170426),(67954,1625,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170109),(67954,7257,'not worth knowing.\n',20170731),(26425,7236,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170426),(46467,6852,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20180311),(52087,5033,'            a cop.\"\n',20180129),(52087,6236,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20171018),(24922,5396,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20180222),(92801,3114,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170713),(98445,7822,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170219),(98445,89,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170118),(16082,5867,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20170319),(16082,7349,'headed.\n',20170307),(16082,924,'Nothing is faster than the speed of light...\n',20170624),(22183,9289,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170615),(22183,4913,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170123),(55237,3517,'\n',20170824),(14761,1194,'Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.\n',20170428),(14761,8158,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170612),(14761,2274,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170215),(81302,1390,'        The apple fermented\n',20180102),(81302,1329,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20170330),(68543,7504,'tickets.\n',20180326),(61512,2886,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20171231),(61512,1374,'It never does quite what I want\n',20180214),(48260,9773,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170822),(48260,9395,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20180309),(48260,871,'the continuing viability of Fortran.\n',20171012),(72886,515,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180220),(72886,3318,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170218),(77571,6142,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20180330),(77571,8109,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20171113),(82635,1266,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170826),(44792,3953,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180227),(70580,737,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20171226),(70580,1106,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20171019),(70580,418,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170313),(36004,8121,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20170425),(36004,55,'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.\n',20171007),(60641,4702,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20170503),(60641,9245,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20171210),(60641,5605,'        live.\n',20170913),(88204,746,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20171206),(88204,8316,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180427),(88204,1396,'You can measure a programmer\'s perspective by noting his attitude on\n',20180109),(51860,7297,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180427),(39156,1193,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20171227),(39156,7113,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20171005),(50808,587,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20171113),(50808,8727,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20180312),(59737,1127,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170529),(59737,719,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20170104),(80393,9222,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170607),(18873,106,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20171019),(18873,8979,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170409),(76390,9906,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20180401),(51609,6914,'Nooses give;\n',20170803),(51609,8172,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20171207),(51609,3016,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20171022),(64072,9470,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170825),(99304,4286,'tickets.\n',20180224),(99304,1194,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20180107),(57671,4239,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170226),(73097,7535,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20180207),(12423,1046,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20171112),(12423,3998,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170610),(12423,9427,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170625),(31523,968,'of being a damned fool.\n',20170619),(52890,5011,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170427),(52890,881,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170828),(52890,9877,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170307),(68614,4674,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170406),(68614,1837,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20170810),(96235,7994,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20171114),(96235,2499,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170413),(96235,1654,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170823),(85728,9362,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170515),(85728,6262,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20171121),(78168,5294,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171030),(23810,6275,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170710),(50174,6517,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180115),(50174,8650,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20171110),(50174,134,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170913),(25820,5493,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170625),(63731,7459,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170730),(63731,658,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20180118),(83790,2264,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20180326),(83790,4965,'every six months.\n',20170428),(28830,2499,'He sure is a fun god\n',20170519),(28830,3444,'Real Programmers don\'t write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to\n',20170818),(28830,3471,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170507),(43293,4961,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170419),(43293,1016,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20180129),(43293,9599,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170319),(80674,4223,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170407),(80674,649,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170408),(80674,2151,'Steinbach\'s Guideline for Systems Programming\n',20180309),(20470,5157,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20170603),(25277,5839,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20170624),(25277,3851,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20171225),(25277,792,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20180224),(35144,4876,'modify the problem, not the remedy.\n',20170810),(35144,6852,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20180124),(35144,3378,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20171111),(99639,2044,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170825),(99639,212,'they charge fifteen cents for them.\n',20170503),(22393,7609,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170622),(22393,515,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20180428),(22393,8976,'                -- Jerome Lettvin\n',20170124),(22539,7454,'Lysistrata had a good idea.\n',20170814),(16167,7927,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170618),(63982,6993,'honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.\"\n',20171120),(60079,7272,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170308),(19877,4291,'at the steam fitters\' picnic.\n',20170405),(19877,1851,'        But this output can be\n',20170316),(19877,2420,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180424),(73011,8548,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170727),(77836,7386,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171013),(77836,6015,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20170120),(77836,7929,'You might as well live.\n',20170422),(79805,3037,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20180326),(79805,9353,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20170930),(79805,1728,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180216),(38465,1600,'immune to bullets\"\n',20171031),(38465,5124,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170729),(38465,706,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20170419),(59868,4652,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170124),(19309,712,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180308),(60894,9902,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20170207),(26467,1166,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170627),(37247,5104,'body is better.\n',20170629),(37247,8068,'there is nothing in it.\n',20180418),(11132,9314,'the light comes on.\n',20170121),(11132,8515,'                -- Clint Eastwood\n',20171214),(11132,7773,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170524),(22839,9917,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170412),(22839,1763,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170321),(22839,6015,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20180120),(18874,5313,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180107),(18874,5195,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170815),(18874,9472,'out of a divorce.\n',20171226),(31616,446,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170530),(10904,703,'        When told this was so,\n',20170214),(10904,4329,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171114),(48100,7705,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170215),(48100,7684,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20171219),(48100,9570,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20180125),(23948,7773,'If you don\'t care where you are, then you ain\'t lost.\n',20170129),(23948,4987,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20170323),(23948,212,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20171016),(76085,1033,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180217),(76085,6156,'programming.\n',20170515),(52039,1552,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20180412),(52039,7093,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180315),(70472,2640,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170122),(70472,6085,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20170708),(80383,1994,'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time\n',20170822),(61231,1054,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170608),(61231,5778,'        He said, \"Yes, I know.\n',20170529),(12160,7523,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20171020),(12160,5593,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170418),(12160,4520,'System/3!\n',20170510),(26832,1393,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20170726),(14417,3244,'coughing.\"\n',20170520),(14417,1290,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170804),(14417,3139,'one.\n',20180312),(60685,8121,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20180321),(74323,7331,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170910),(74323,1654,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20180323),(74323,4017,'programmers.\n',20180421),(17817,4239,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20170505),(17817,7219,'knows what it is.\n',20171018),(17817,3952,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170925),(56476,1604,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170404),(56476,8790,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20171004),(17652,1701,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20171015),(17652,1410,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20170105),(17652,8873,'\n',20180420),(88099,8698,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20180212),(57189,4731,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20171116),(11794,18,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20171017),(11794,8034,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20180416),(11794,4291,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170222),(31075,3992,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170606),(31075,3589,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170715),(25297,66,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20180411),(25297,9624,'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman\n',20170805),(42538,7705,'Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.\n',20170611),(19282,7305,'        what is going on.\n',20180220),(19282,8417,'programmers.\n',20170910),(74537,1542,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180331),(74537,2362,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20180308),(67147,8650,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20180402),(67147,5519,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170510),(71916,4818,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170115),(71916,4464,'Avoid him.  He\'s a Commie.\n',20170112),(71916,9130,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171123),(54770,8455,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20170417),(54770,4591,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20170114),(54770,1999,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170411),(62521,3201,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170512),(62521,5162,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20180209),(89912,5383,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170802),(89912,5922,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20171202),(89912,9319,'Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to\n',20180312),(69589,1625,'once.\n',20171108),(69589,158,'Mollison\'s Bureaucracy Hypothesis:\n',20170111),(69589,8542,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20170524),(44512,8249,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170930),(44512,3322,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20171004),(29518,5585,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20180429),(29518,3896,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20170315),(29518,5162,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20171030),(30906,9673,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20170419),(30906,1851,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171122),(30906,4351,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170414),(40155,8025,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20170307),(40155,8187,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170405),(40155,4219,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20180403),(73017,6386,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20170401),(43269,2792,'and last month in advance.\n',20171113),(43269,6210,'tobacco in between.\n',20170507),(50243,4072,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170924),(50243,9880,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20170822),(50243,1483,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20171023),(67847,9669,'the way.\n',20170102),(67847,8979,'        other.\n',20171215),(44805,5966,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180310),(47198,6059,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170130),(47198,158,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170417),(85724,70,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20171217),(98806,5778,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20170415),(99465,2640,'        Western Civilization?\n',20171109),(99465,916,'Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad\n',20170314),(99465,2253,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171003),(87489,2501,'bomb.\n',20170812),(87489,541,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170102),(87489,9222,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170502),(66673,2110,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170111),(66673,9624,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20171202),(66673,6636,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20180104),(22177,5628,'            a cop.\"\n',20180114),(22177,6669,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171009),(29309,1643,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20171004),(29309,7466,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170419),(99594,9105,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20170217),(23808,1988,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170814),(23808,2153,'        Its syntax worse than JOSS;\n',20170427),(17868,3904,'        handle.\n',20180203),(77061,2526,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170126),(77061,5493,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20170421),(80616,4781,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180221),(80616,8864,'\n',20170327),(80616,339,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20171130),(15608,1016,'Brain, v.: [as in \"to brain\"] To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to\n',20170429),(15608,4702,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20171221),(15608,241,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170926),(70339,5011,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20171227),(70339,3841,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170604),(70339,8315,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20170812),(35184,8773,'Death: to stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180116),(94448,43,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170312),(94448,5810,'tobacco in between.\n',20180213),(94448,6589,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20171028),(82049,8902,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170828),(82049,1001,'   San Francisco?\n',20180418),(63874,2253,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20180207),(63874,8826,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20180110),(63874,2306,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170120),(54837,1909,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170304),(54837,6004,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170507),(62981,3940,'Hail to the sun god\n',20170913),(62981,8997,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20171206),(90689,5512,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20171231),(90689,5011,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20170219),(90689,3209,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20171220),(28747,126,'programming languages.\n',20180310),(14348,1925,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20171108),(14348,9564,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170323),(14348,5201,'the computer.\n',20170127),(94392,2110,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20170627),(94392,2183,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20180415),(94392,6136,'A billboard lovely as a tree.\n',20180117),(10269,7364,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170919),(68170,2167,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170415),(68170,8193,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171227),(68170,5162,'be hard to understand.\n',20170720),(73402,8114,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20180425),(66930,7758,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170406),(66930,4675,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20170218),(66930,5971,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170518),(10250,9828,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20171218),(71697,7737,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171015),(35771,2831,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20180419),(18743,4804,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170727),(75728,8777,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170217),(75728,8158,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20180223),(60999,7587,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170320),(60999,2958,'bread.\n',20170918),(14787,5388,'Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.\n',20180126),(14787,2984,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20171010),(14787,1054,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170206),(12781,1751,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20180331),(55407,3640,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170821),(55407,2404,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20170506),(55407,9319,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170719),(42423,5772,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20171016),(54388,7637,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20171020),(63762,2526,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170713),(63762,3841,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171005),(63762,3323,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170428),(26753,4029,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170321),(26753,4414,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20180409),(81439,8898,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170621),(81439,8071,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20171009),(36385,3629,'computer crashes.\n',20170330),(36385,9558,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170915),(73156,2152,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170128),(73156,364,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170604),(50914,1093,'happens.\n',20170712),(50914,3997,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20180408),(50914,2193,'harder.\n',20170205),(92241,61,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20171009),(92241,4354,'He did his very best to make\n',20180313),(43658,3351,'        The apple fermented\n',20180306),(43658,4354,'three friends.  If they\'re ok, you\'re it.\n',20170412),(43658,2151,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20170417),(97989,55,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180413),(97989,1001,'Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper\n',20170730),(44997,9564,'First Rule of History:\n',20170430),(44997,7310,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180421),(44997,2640,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20180102),(95206,2652,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20170407),(95206,7609,'fur coat.\n',20170118),(54292,4612,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180211),(74902,1925,'I\'m prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday\n',20170203),(18753,2365,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20180413),(77535,2886,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20180110),(77535,6964,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170210),(77535,1202,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170319),(84303,388,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20170606),(84303,7236,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20170311),(42431,8997,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20171205),(42431,1306,'headed.\n',20180213),(42431,7820,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20180215),(70138,2502,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20170813),(89753,7113,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20170613),(89753,3115,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180128),(48664,777,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20171020),(48664,5702,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170805),(27282,6127,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20180331),(27282,7257,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20180206),(27282,1202,'Vote anarchist\n',20180411),(45055,4507,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20171025),(66386,1344,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20171107),(66386,4235,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170509),(66386,6127,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20171117),(24012,6571,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20170825),(24012,5033,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180121),(24012,5606,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170910),(97926,5385,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170706),(97926,7219,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170221),(36786,2910,'Take not a single bit!\n',20171207),(45667,3471,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20171223),(45667,6105,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20170105),(45667,5287,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20180207),(66978,7113,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180125),(39863,7637,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180105),(91626,1925,'ends.\n',20171023),(91626,1670,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180423),(85850,4219,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170228),(85850,3284,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20170106),(85850,3345,'Triple-Iso-Bifurcated-Krypton-Gate-MOS process...\"\n',20171114),(80045,4938,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171207),(70093,811,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170517),(40224,9130,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170219),(40224,3607,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20180406),(40224,8864,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170925),(62109,8207,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170404),(72610,4219,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20171212),(31055,8040,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20171117),(45072,4329,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170301),(45072,1925,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20180317),(77954,9162,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20171030),(77954,9974,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170318),(77954,7478,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180419),(63428,871,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20180318),(63428,6517,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170303),(63428,1194,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180411),(57486,8538,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170319),(57486,2189,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170423),(97519,6612,'\n',20180414),(97519,6659,'elsewhere.\"\n',20170430),(28441,1290,'A city is a large community where people are lonesome together\n',20170405),(19661,6625,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20180401),(19661,9325,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170524),(19661,1851,'one.\n',20171016),(97486,3901,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170504),(97486,1016,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170730),(92924,1360,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20180310),(92924,3755,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20170824),(92924,3896,'the computer.\n',20180312),(27144,4069,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170202),(27144,1033,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20180305),(55925,3997,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20171001),(55925,4387,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20180107),(55925,709,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171209),(81626,2177,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170223),(81626,2875,'There once was a girl named Irene\n',20170515),(95442,9773,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20171014),(95442,7271,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170720),(95442,3841,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180424),(12095,4892,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20171121),(12095,4583,'Hanlon\'s Razor:\n',20170415),(89226,6702,'\n',20170920),(89226,446,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20171101),(89226,2993,'sane.\"\n',20171027),(28477,4219,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170122),(28477,1670,'Xerox never comes up with anything original.\n',20170731),(28477,8605,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20180212),(27611,5858,'Antonym: The opposite of the word you\'re trying to think of.\n',20180309),(27611,7110,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20180106),(27611,7297,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170429),(70310,6254,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170709),(70310,3362,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170517),(70310,8456,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20180116),(70391,136,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20170128),(70391,2195,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180223),(40245,2526,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20180126),(23892,9559,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20180109),(23892,4485,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20171204),(50161,5914,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20180208),(37158,4273,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170529),(37158,6894,'Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was\n',20170601),(37158,9375,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20170214),(26080,8476,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171027),(28547,1529,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171122),(75833,7990,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20170609),(30113,8979,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20180225),(30113,8442,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170815),(29471,916,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20170710),(29471,8315,'that is not being talked about.\n',20180415),(29471,3900,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170525),(13050,104,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20180222),(13050,8600,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.\n',20170205),(13050,364,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20170816),(72137,3244,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20180316),(72137,5843,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170801),(72137,1229,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20180427),(58009,6656,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170802),(34122,3640,'        No more than debris,\n',20170126),(59796,6393,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20170217),(59796,1033,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170309),(59796,1988,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20171010),(19002,2501,'          -- Isaiah\n',20180312),(68598,9105,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170226),(66260,712,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20171125),(66260,129,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171031),(66260,9590,'        what is going on.\n',20170110),(70400,276,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20180302),(70400,2350,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20180106),(70400,1894,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20170329),(45238,8667,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20180120),(45238,4137,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170408),(12372,6801,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170119),(12372,3284,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170401),(12372,3779,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20171226),(53262,143,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170124),(53262,8063,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20170606),(96565,706,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20171015),(96565,2099,'\n',20180321),(96565,8380,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20180323),(84227,6999,'atlantic with his verb in his mouth.\n',20170628),(16500,8109,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170516),(16500,9222,'        No more than debris,\n',20180411),(16500,3826,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170420),(20442,1799,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170715),(30997,2858,'headed.\n',20171110),(81283,5784,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170517),(81283,7182,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20170204),(81283,8068,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20170902),(38892,3,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180314),(38892,6072,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20180315),(28017,2152,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170427),(28017,8542,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20170827),(53006,1701,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20180226),(53006,5104,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20171015),(53006,3635,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170911),(97099,3204,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20180123),(97099,6480,'Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?\n',20170515),(97099,9406,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170630),(24235,8315,'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus\n',20180224),(16855,2559,'He did his very best to make\n',20180309),(16855,7587,'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.\n',20170524),(48332,6659,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20171125),(48332,6878,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20171201),(48332,3823,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170511),(66540,5091,'A Law of Computer Programming:\n',20170425),(22115,8898,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20171102),(22115,2677,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20180207),(81389,6210,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20170411),(81389,9564,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20170805),(71272,7351,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170313),(90634,2306,'Nooses give;\n',20170117),(54573,8433,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170623),(54573,7245,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170312),(24516,6131,'Nooses give;\n',20180416),(24516,5124,'affairs has always been dominant and controlling.\n',20170716),(22694,4063,'                even.\n',20170821),(22694,5922,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170614),(88203,1799,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20180301),(88203,2558,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170709),(88203,4982,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170917),(36144,7386,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170726),(97274,811,'life.\n',20170306),(97274,610,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20170418),(97274,4381,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20170118),(22586,7854,'described with pictures.\n',20170812),(22586,1393,'there is nothing in it.\n',20171223),(22586,2089,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20171114),(36603,4915,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20170301),(36603,2831,'sane.\"\n',20180201),(36603,3362,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20171020),(59920,1004,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170416),(59920,2581,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20171007),(59920,5858,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20180302),(86833,5412,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20170324),(86833,9791,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20180407),(91049,2731,'after the age of 12.\n',20170914),(28107,6101,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20171026),(28107,1750,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20171229),(77686,8442,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20180221),(77686,9673,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20171213),(77686,4520,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20180424),(61524,1468,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170810),(61524,9273,'        If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented\n',20170306),(61524,7937,'fix it, and ...\n',20180429),(40336,2967,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20171230),(40336,3077,'headed.\n',20170227),(90195,315,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20170323),(90195,7245,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20171123),(17097,719,'tomorrow!\n',20171221),(17097,4252,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20180420),(31869,1785,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170409),(28437,6894,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170628),(28437,2831,'        what is going on.\n',20170102),(28437,2501,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170419),(67405,8778,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20180102),(17673,126,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20170124),(17673,1599,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180119),(17673,1200,'knows what it is.\n',20180419),(22541,1344,'Famous last words:\n',20180213),(22541,3016,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170505),(22541,7390,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20180325),(75149,1365,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170204),(75149,6077,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170209),(72753,4351,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170425),(80675,9469,'slandered.\n',20171026),(80675,3266,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170315),(80675,2731,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170425),(12677,8068,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170911),(61323,9289,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170305),(61323,5839,'\"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is\n',20170917),(15689,1973,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20180424),(15689,1567,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20171020),(15689,9599,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20180311),(52579,3634,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170404),(52579,2501,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170410),(52579,2940,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180426),(30530,1728,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20180308),(30530,6436,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20170430),(28492,6142,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170104),(28492,9924,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20171023),(28492,3441,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170402),(93937,7705,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20170216),(93937,6254,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170508),(73735,9621,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170108),(73735,8620,'        The apple fermented\n',20180412),(31856,5124,'Real Programmers don\'t eat quiche.  In fact, real programmers don\'t know how to\n',20170717),(31856,2506,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170208),(31856,5362,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20171128),(53587,9472,'works.\n',20180130),(47925,7242,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170512),(75510,1926,'There are two ways to write error-free programs.  Only the third one\n',20180223),(75510,8476,'The three laws of thermodynamics:\n',20170818),(75510,9171,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20180318),(37899,3900,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20171220),(76803,1625,'we can\'t control when the five year period will begin.\n',20171010),(45428,4682,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20180303),(63044,7416,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20170624),(63044,7259,'        in kernel as it is in user!\n',20170506),(63044,3841,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20180323),(61077,2600,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170710),(70068,3896,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20171128),(70068,6669,'them keeps paying for it.\n',20170304),(70068,1520,'described with pictures.\n',20170203),(74038,8859,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170529),(96417,9,'   San Francisco?\n',20171124),(96417,6292,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170728),(29159,126,'take a bath...\n',20170826),(29159,1127,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170222),(29159,104,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20180218),(75758,8778,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20171210),(75758,793,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171122),(31062,2207,'If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?\n',20170815),(87233,2189,'Razors pain you;\n',20170114),(74842,1144,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170521),(74842,1194,'Think of it!  With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!\n',20170409),(74842,2110,'\"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live\n',20180407),(60167,7035,'Famous last words:\n',20170711),(60167,3123,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20171127),(36921,5061,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170812),(89484,2274,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20170403),(89484,8859,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20171205),(47579,537,'nails.\n',20170305),(47579,7637,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170319),(36941,9267,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170224),(36941,9289,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20180414),(45476,3199,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20180208),(45476,6659,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170413),(45476,1229,'bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, \"the\n',20180223),(73215,9314,'It used to point to me,\n',20180414),(71053,284,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20180107),(71053,7156,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20171119),(71053,1811,'Vote anarchist\n',20170428),(73263,257,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170612),(73263,1998,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20180419),(73263,2227,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20171130),(13340,6447,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20170521),(72248,6127,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20180328),(72248,5628,'with a large fortune.\"\n',20170508),(72248,5735,'        except study for that instructor\'s course.\n',20180217),(52627,2044,'\n',20171113),(52627,7349,'Vote anarchist\n',20180414),(52627,8622,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170407),(62778,8977,'Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.\n',20180428),(62778,3915,'tomorrow!\n',20171023),(80604,7888,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20180209),(80604,4387,'\n',20180128),(12534,4965,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20171104),(12534,1194,'The answer is 42.\n',20180404),(35622,765,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170508),(35622,4859,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20180203),(35036,8132,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20180429),(35036,8600,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20170919),(97798,6114,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180216),(97798,5030,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170906),(86914,3444,'\n',20180302),(86914,3826,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20171105),(99908,8306,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20170314),(99908,2089,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170529),(59299,916,'I think that I shall never see\n',20180311),(59299,3823,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20180404),(59299,8279,'it.\n',20171217),(13598,8605,'There was a young lady from Hyde\n',20170829),(18458,3900,'Absentee: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove\n',20170709),(85865,9192,'                -- John McNulty\n',20180327),(85865,5753,'Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live\n',20180305),(85865,6341,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170213),(48402,706,'tickets.\n',20170930),(48402,2918,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170611),(94279,1659,'eyes...\"\n',20170421),(94279,1137,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20180113),(49728,482,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20180127),(49728,6084,'Razors pain you;\n',20180112),(49728,649,'                -- Lily Tomlin\n',20170506),(96979,4681,'Ra!  Ra!  Ra!\n',20171010),(96979,5702,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171102),(50660,6722,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20170916),(41167,143,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20180315),(33750,5157,'                -- Gigo\n',20170415),(33750,6843,'The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz\n',20171013),(33750,6505,'once.\n',20170411),(74328,8010,'        It was a total loss.\n',20170209),(74328,6852,'the morning.\n',20171218),(58381,9615,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20170917),(58381,690,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20180330),(58381,9190,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20170404),(40257,9673,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180213),(74674,4029,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20171015),(74674,2272,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20170612),(70926,3114,'sane.\"\n',20170323),(70926,8121,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20171212),(65969,8629,'versa.\n',20180414),(41393,3652,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20170725),(41393,9030,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20180226),(88671,493,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20180210),(32256,9007,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170320),(32256,9347,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170312),(69715,6878,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170103),(69715,4137,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170603),(69715,2033,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170525),(51599,5351,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20171007),(50611,2986,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20171221),(50611,8341,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20180209),(50611,7498,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20171222),(28293,6884,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170612),(28293,7424,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20170701),(28293,3826,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20170216),(71191,8034,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170108),(71191,4915,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170519),(98938,746,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170912),(98938,9677,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170709),(98938,3053,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170521),(98529,5927,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170705),(98529,374,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20180121),(58180,3797,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20180211),(58180,2362,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20171012),(58180,2863,'100 blocks of crud on the disk!\n',20170315),(59978,1093,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20171025),(59978,6962,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170903),(59978,8118,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170404),(47224,1675,'You will be a winner today.  Pick a fight with a four-year-old.\n',20180212),(47224,4876,'poor to protect them from each other.\n',20180317),(47224,8004,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170315),(96896,2918,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180426),(96896,2716,'            a cop.\"\n',20170828),(96896,1137,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20170809),(94832,8642,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170129),(38414,8476,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20171226),(10127,4892,'to reform.\n',20170914),(10127,6505,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20171005),(68858,8785,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170513),(61591,5605,'Electrocution: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.\n',20171118),(61591,7378,'fur coat.\n',20170105),(72488,1389,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170717),(72488,3007,'Forgetfulness: A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for\n',20170613),(72488,8631,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20170814),(10605,8383,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170514),(10605,4414,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170506),(65416,1923,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20171217),(65416,8667,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20171127),(34962,1581,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20180402),(34962,7310,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171203),(34962,6999,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170111),(88916,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170113),(15355,6962,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20170724),(15355,6178,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20180107),(44954,9924,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170428),(44954,5030,'        handle.\n',20170822),(44954,3187,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170624),(15462,6101,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20180326),(53260,7378,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20180102),(53260,7227,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170830),(42635,3952,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20171205),(42635,5469,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20170619),(59047,388,'tickets.\n',20171002),(59047,9776,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170507),(59047,8363,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20170320),(30662,5867,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170708),(49926,786,'Van Roy\'s Law:\n',20170210),(49926,5383,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20180106),(62415,3810,'                -- Ambrose Bierce\n',20170103),(62549,2183,'Symptoms, manifestations, bugs, and hacks,\n',20170918),(62549,8542,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20180102),(83297,6004,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170323),(83297,43,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20170818),(83297,3779,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20170531),(87321,3244,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170701),(87321,1344,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20180124),(87321,402,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20171125),(67601,1581,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170108),(29811,2350,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20170302),(29811,2595,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20170713),(29811,9828,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170227),(61016,2362,'   San Francisco?\n',20180211),(61016,1144,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20180328),(61016,2875,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20171210),(21638,690,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20170409),(21638,5536,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20180223),(70622,346,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20180102),(22880,4044,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180420),(22880,9472,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170318),(22880,7466,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20170130),(92918,4951,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170116),(92918,8341,'Bradley\'s Bromide:\n',20170503),(42169,2264,'Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.\n',20171028),(45267,1623,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20170115),(45267,8620,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170712),(26796,1202,'Predestination was doomed from the start.\n',20171203),(26796,1106,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20170207),(26796,2933,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20171017),(68645,4581,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180201),(68645,2193,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20180415),(66764,8084,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170911),(66764,6184,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180424),(66764,6789,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170528),(90890,2274,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170709),(90890,1600,'                -- Don Quinn\n',20180115),(95984,8421,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20170731),(95984,315,'nothing.\n',20170802),(67004,9110,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170719),(98463,5201,'The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more\n',20170103),(98463,6894,'in God.\n',20170504),(74490,8559,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20171206),(74490,418,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20180216),(72103,9828,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170427),(72103,1054,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170101),(49550,8977,'You will be surprised by a loud noise.\n',20171227),(49550,8025,'elsewhere.\"\n',20180423),(91401,932,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20180204),(91401,9791,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20180128),(18495,284,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170820),(18495,9877,'How many losses at Project MAC?\n',20171021),(18495,1163,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20180212),(83470,8997,'get used to it.\n',20170205),(50206,6815,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20180408),(50206,1675,'to worry.\n',20170821),(92828,4930,'Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes\n',20170820),(84079,3209,'\n',20170818),(19019,5966,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170519),(81432,1923,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170915),(81432,8403,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170126),(81432,9780,'computer crashes.\n',20170119),(62479,4291,'Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is\n',20170807),(62479,9087,'A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe\n',20170301),(36923,7854,'        the dark leaks out.\n',20171209),(36923,6084,'        When told this was so,\n',20180124),(36923,7219,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20180405),(11412,9185,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170706),(11412,3072,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180303),(11412,4675,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20171022),(63422,5282,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20171202),(98206,9388,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20171222),(98206,7466,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20170217),(81136,816,'Shining with all his might:\n',20171220),(81136,6521,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20171223),(81136,8949,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20170530),(20032,7822,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20180205),(20032,5011,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20180204),(20032,3471,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20180202),(44921,1866,'hands.\n',20170929),(44921,5590,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20170326),(43761,8521,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20170311),(41948,4006,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20171106),(41948,4507,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20180228),(41948,8132,'You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading\n',20180430),(44734,6843,'-Deep Thought\n',20170708),(44734,3471,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170131),(44734,5999,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20180420),(95324,8939,'Question:\n',20180130),(95324,6589,'coughing.\"\n',20170314),(98314,1925,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20171102),(98314,7587,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20171028),(98314,3007,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170520),(14612,6185,'example.\n',20170918),(14612,3463,'Hail to the sun god\n',20180117),(78921,6765,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20170101),(93080,4859,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20180129),(39566,3151,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170630),(39566,865,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171001),(39566,4017,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170629),(16598,932,'to date.\n',20180117),(16598,8753,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20170504),(16598,9612,'There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and\n',20171002),(90685,4884,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20171123),(90685,9335,'2nd customer: \"Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!\"\n',20170303),(90685,5294,'and last month in advance.\n',20171211),(88633,3201,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20170422),(88633,1155,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170810),(49662,4062,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170129),(36306,9145,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180104),(24657,3,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180214),(46617,158,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20171201),(16607,3114,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170515),(16607,816,'The Third Law of Photography:\n',20170907),(13625,6767,'God is a comic playing to an audience that\'s afraid to laugh\n',20171202),(13625,7333,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170801),(79887,2195,'God is a polythiest\n',20170805),(79887,5784,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170901),(79887,174,'        Among economists, the real world is often a special case.\n',20171121),(72577,5858,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170816),(44447,232,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170904),(44447,9150,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170117),(44447,1202,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180310),(10565,8363,'computer science languages.  Strong typing is for people with weak memories. \n',20170615),(10565,1670,'fix it, and ...\n',20171108),(73255,2714,'by the number of people in the group.\n',20180326),(43662,446,'that the other fellow can spell.\n',20170512),(43662,2789,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171020),(68828,1667,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20171030),(48594,2002,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20170914),(48594,3382,'works.\n',20170726),(48594,4470,'Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of\n',20170518),(31388,8883,'Nooses give;\n',20170921),(16247,8360,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170314),(16247,968,'make the rubble bounce\"\n',20171120),(16247,1288,'if it were so, it would be; but as it isn\'t, it ain\'t.  That\'s logic!\"\n',20171228),(82255,4290,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180426),(44312,8071,'Real Programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real programmers are around a 9 AM,\n',20170419),(44312,1909,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20180318),(44312,8012,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20180320),(15544,3915,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20180103),(15544,3376,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20171203),(21928,1743,'get used to it.\n',20171221),(99645,4491,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20180423),(99645,1837,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20170613),(91896,4300,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180309),(91896,4062,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20171025),(17341,9250,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170329),(17341,8315,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20180110),(60611,5478,'Question:\n',20171024),(48953,4470,'God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed around for 6 days\n',20171107),(48953,5396,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20180416),(48953,5829,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170807),(15301,8804,'First Rule of History:\n',20170524),(15301,3225,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170529),(15301,8657,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170105),(85420,6642,'Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the\n',20170612),(31169,1344,'change.\n',20171220),(31169,1783,'responsibility at the other.\n',20170111),(35072,9250,'otherwise require harder thinking.\n',20171122),(35072,9030,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20171126),(35072,5061,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170226),(16770,3953,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20171119),(16770,6517,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20180312),(15581,7946,'debugging sessions.\n',20170927),(15581,4470,'him up.\n',20170309),(96625,3997,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20180206),(96625,7275,'that is not being talked about.\n',20170531),(96625,6815,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180422),(44605,2917,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170119),(70776,2559,'Famous last words:\n',20180209),(70776,1604,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20171031),(70776,3357,'Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.\n',20170506),(86577,1066,'was to go away.\n',20170705),(86577,2953,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20171128),(94406,1563,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170224),(94406,8869,'tomorrow!\n',20171112),(72871,537,'for a dial tone.\n',20170114),(72871,1714,'If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.\n',20170209),(72871,7995,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20171112),(73872,3297,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170322),(15797,9924,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170115),(65264,3607,'How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you\'re on.\n',20170507),(80354,482,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20180307),(80354,3,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170221),(35535,4006,'average man can see better than he can think.\n',20170915),(93001,6894,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20180314),(27585,1104,'Don\'t kiss an elephant on the lips today.\n',20171124),(27585,295,'        hits the paper.\n',20170318),(49701,2573,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171228),(90837,6341,'nothing.\n',20171018),(90837,6740,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20170530),(52002,7245,'a new town.\n',20170629),(52002,1811,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180104),(97986,3187,'slandered.\n',20170814),(25133,9222,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170304),(87207,2264,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170515),(87207,4674,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20170927),(60543,7331,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20171122),(97297,6801,'flag.\n',20170806),(43239,4986,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180413),(40120,7305,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20171112),(40120,4429,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20180430),(40120,6517,'\n',20170228),(73770,6254,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20171229),(73770,7386,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170107),(37148,8315,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170324),(37148,2888,'        Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will\n',20170602),(37148,4004,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20180501),(62901,8909,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20170324),(62901,9145,'Stay away from flying saucers today.\n',20180210),(62901,5003,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20180316),(91880,6869,'A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.\n',20170424),(98710,4381,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170412),(51963,6022,'San Francisco isn\'t what it used to be, and it never was.\n',20170629),(51963,7773,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170103),(51963,8977,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20171226),(91432,1675,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171026),(91432,3157,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20180425),(91432,7364,'analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.\n',20170702),(97850,2362,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170415),(97850,2338,'Finagle\'s Creed:\n',20170206),(97850,6178,'Laetrile is the pits\n',20180220),(73221,6447,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20171107),(73221,9046,'If I traveled to the end of the rainbow\n',20170225),(40282,9924,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20170530),(66700,5517,'        what is going on.\n',20170203),(55785,5282,'        History doesn\'t repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each\n',20180102),(55785,9260,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170520),(55785,4781,'And other erotic effects.\n',20170825),(46188,3471,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20171009),(30684,7837,'IBM had a PL/I,\n',20170822),(80307,6658,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170814),(80307,610,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20170821),(43987,8078,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170307),(43987,1104,'Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.\n',20170617),(15088,9150,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20170714),(15088,9773,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20171122),(53088,4291,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170719),(53088,1028,'knows what it is.\n',20170328),(23618,1763,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170421),(85361,6178,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20180326),(35979,1056,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20180122),(50977,5287,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170418),(10935,3213,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20171004),(10935,6625,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170720),(10935,3444,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20170828),(89800,3007,'Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but\n',20180218),(69907,8773,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170503),(69907,9335,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20171128),(69907,1396,'asked the father of his little son.\n',20170325),(64702,1137,'You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.\n',20180408),(94035,9046,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20170513),(32534,3137,'Who lived on distilled kerosene\n',20171123),(29425,1654,'Why did the Roman Empire collapse?  What is the Latin for office\n',20170808),(29425,4581,'That made it, paired by dot;\n',20171217),(29425,7535,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170915),(15058,4429,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20171027),(15058,8476,'A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive\n',20180228),(15058,765,'Condense soup, not books!\n',20171005),(96947,4059,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20180224),(96947,3115,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170424),(96947,5593,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20170201),(50305,5195,'meant to be discarded:  That the whole point is to always see it as a\n',20170205),(50305,7182,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180123),(64626,9347,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180215),(79882,4004,'What nobody is sure about.\n',20170518),(35808,8633,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20170810),(35808,2241,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20171017),(35808,1389,'this sort of trash.\n',20180131),(33540,6884,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20170915),(33540,5865,'Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.\n',20170330),(43779,1393,'                -- R. Geis\n',20180417),(43779,5042,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20171128),(43779,8152,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20180126),(62892,5843,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170227),(28901,8559,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180427),(28901,3384,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20180306),(28901,2735,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170422),(12468,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170429),(12468,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170929),(39891,1087,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20180116),(36808,5702,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20171018),(36808,4429,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20180204),(36808,5715,'Children are natural mimic who act like their parents despite every\n',20180109),(28031,1623,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20180124),(28031,5865,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20171015),(28031,719,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170510),(87103,4290,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20171231),(87103,9773,'Take not a single bit!\n',20171217),(87103,5972,'God is a polythiest\n',20180111),(70206,9974,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20171014),(70206,8666,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20171023),(59420,5715,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170830),(59420,2984,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20171206),(79970,1978,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170218),(96249,9434,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20180415),(96249,4195,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20171204),(96252,706,'Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.\n',20171018),(96252,7711,'Worst Vegetable of the Year: The brussels sprout.  This is also the\n',20170123),(96252,2886,'Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill.  Check\n',20170302),(58118,4687,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170331),(58118,1743,'                -- Lazarus Long\n',20170129),(58118,339,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20170628),(26765,5715,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20171222),(26765,924,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170131),(74728,3225,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170912),(67839,3629,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180306),(67839,3115,'I think that I shall never see\n',20171012),(20620,2218,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170409),(20620,7990,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20171106),(20620,5829,'them on the machine they can be patched into working in \"only a few\" 30-hour\n',20180113),(78617,1563,'Die: To stop sinning suddenly.\n',20180314),(78617,4675,'\"If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.\"\n',20170529),(86413,1193,'        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do\n',20171028),(86413,6572,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20170602),(20656,4652,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170513),(20656,9222,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20171107),(20656,3382,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170825),(73843,9771,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170911),(73843,1054,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20171122),(73843,6142,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170721),(84376,9267,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20171004),(84376,9828,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20170803),(84376,3297,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20180130),(22642,7110,'Corollary:\n',20170126),(72859,4143,'\n',20180214),(80164,3595,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170415),(80164,737,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171105),(80164,4965,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170917),(85471,1056,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20180330),(73894,3151,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170322),(73894,8082,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20180131),(73894,5648,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170129),(54233,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170401),(54233,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170625),(54233,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170916),(54233,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180306),(29844,8600,'Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as\n',20170409),(11751,6072,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170303),(11751,6579,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170113),(11751,3187,'The First Law:  You can\'t get anything without working for it.\n',20170509),(94656,1360,'automation?\n',20170720),(94656,3187,'                -- Bert Whitney\n',20180425),(99485,1266,'                -- Winston Churchill\n',20171122),(40670,9064,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170809),(40670,134,'without looking to see whether the seeds move.\n',20171229),(40670,1542,'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it\n',20170704),(32264,8416,'Got Mole problems?\n',20180222),(79704,5015,'nothing of interest is easy.\n',20170801),(52360,5880,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170509),(52360,8158,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20171106),(49482,3151,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171231),(49482,8836,'get used to it.\n',20180220),(33498,5585,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20171027),(33498,9681,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170902),(57188,8061,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20180416),(57188,2831,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20171013),(57188,1200,'Worst Month of the Year: February.  February has only 28 days in it,\n',20171214),(24461,3297,'out of a divorce.\n',20170718),(78927,134,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170315),(78267,8964,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170605),(78267,5089,'today.\n',20171222),(78267,8207,'            a cop.\"\n',20180324),(56471,1728,'Good day to let down old friends who need help.\n',20170724),(80223,3869,'Oh, let us never, never doubt\n',20170421),(80223,3952,'\"We don\'t care.  We don\'t have to.  We\'re the Phone Company.\"\n',20170520),(59756,1360,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20170629),(59756,9137,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20180419),(59756,4876,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170708),(20212,17,'hour!\"\n',20170228),(85280,6753,'First Rule of History:\n',20170514),(85280,9738,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20171029),(85280,6965,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170514),(92952,6914,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170730),(92952,8898,'improve.\n',20170828),(92952,2002,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170511),(12971,7773,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20171119),(12971,4941,'mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the\n',20171125),(75543,1054,'tickets.\n',20180205),(81999,9923,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20170505),(25877,5015,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20170921),(29608,6969,'shortest, though.\n',20170803),(29608,6843,'I think that I shall never see\n',20180113),(29608,4675,'as afterward.\n',20170715),(37393,4674,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20171007),(42364,124,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20180215),(18174,418,'sane.\"\n',20170323),(18174,8071,'                -- R. Geis\n',20171129),(18174,5155,'Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.\n',20170513),(86709,5966,'Die?  I should say not, dear fellow.  No Barrymore would allow such a\n',20170519),(86709,7181,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170408),(19948,9335,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20170801),(19948,6439,'\"Who cares if it doesn\'t do anything?  It was made with our new\n',20170915),(19948,3204,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20180210),(53388,3016,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180405),(53388,2831,'                -- R. Geis\n',20170722),(92965,1604,'climbing boots to work in case a  mountain should suddenly spring up in the\n',20180404),(92965,9434,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20180105),(45501,9306,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20170924),(27598,3415,'\"Might as well be frank, monsieur.  It would take a miracle to get you\n',20170424),(83123,8541,'listings or the object deck.\n',20171213),(70787,7262,'totally worthless.\n',20171122),(70787,9956,'\n',20171106),(56553,8029,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20170124),(58119,8977,'him up.\n',20171224),(58119,5922,'        So seldom are clean,\n',20180314),(37525,5925,'\n',20180225),(37525,6101,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170124),(37525,5851,'I\'m not as think as you stoned I am.\n',20180122),(88830,5269,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20171005),(88830,2362,'Question:\n',20170105),(25687,9288,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20180313),(25687,4961,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180204),(97102,3607,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20180106),(97102,968,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20170418),(97102,932,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20171231),(98275,9917,'Real Programmers don\'t document.  Documentation is for simps who can\'t read the\n',20170719),(61279,8504,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170402),(61279,2230,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20170822),(83570,3521,'I\'d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.\n',20170826),(23498,7424,'\"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.\"\n',20180402),(22507,5715,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170918),(22507,8078,'Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.\n',20170527),(53433,3587,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20171217),(50711,7830,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20180423),(11586,9923,'Excellent time to become a missing person.\n',20170911),(66923,5659,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170827),(66923,241,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20170728),(86532,7156,'Corollary:\n',20180416),(86532,3137,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20180103),(86532,345,'hope I don\'t get run over again.\n',20170630),(18304,5843,'Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving\n',20171006),(21155,994,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20180402),(21155,8804,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20180215),(27801,7535,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170407),(27801,6625,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20171231),(27801,8997,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20170816),(83720,8442,'loaded Star Trek 3.2 into our video processor.\"\n',20170130),(83720,9310,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180416),(16283,4290,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20180424),(16283,1171,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170814),(16283,1200,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20170802),(89161,1785,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20180312),(38270,8233,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20180323),(38270,6480,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20170914),(33226,7587,'Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find\n',20170627),(74398,3322,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170620),(74398,7259,'\"I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!\"\n',20180301),(10538,6185,'He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn\'t ordered.\n',20170131),(46101,865,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20180328),(46101,9956,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20180421),(45716,8193,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20171224),(45716,2227,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170422),(45716,315,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20180327),(45734,2475,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170720),(45734,2933,'this sort of trash.\n',20170322),(45734,3904,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170730),(52746,4291,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170421),(82651,3952,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20170223),(82651,7349,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170112),(82651,5255,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170228),(54761,2306,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20171116),(54761,2295,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20180420),(54761,2365,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20180216),(75395,4235,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170202),(75395,5982,'writing.\n',20170821),(55739,6986,'breath is called the listener.\n',20170730),(86338,1925,'every six months.\n',20170218),(89519,4235,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170505),(52456,9110,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20170522),(73365,6084,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170202),(73365,5135,'fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped\n',20170327),(22944,4804,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170513),(22944,5851,'the morning.\n',20180206),(22944,9016,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20171019),(88471,7676,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170609),(88471,6275,'works.\n',20180306),(18052,8521,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20170721),(18052,1999,'\"Even the best of friends cannot attend each other\'s funeral.\"\n',20170120),(18052,3901,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20180226),(87546,4754,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20171106),(87546,2716,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20180203),(86453,2858,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170714),(78133,8335,'-Deep Thought\n',20180415),(78133,7130,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20180404),(76823,7946,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20170925),(76750,4004,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170922),(76750,2071,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20171011),(76750,9626,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170823),(78392,8207,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20180414),(85196,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180102),(85196,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170511),(85196,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20171021),(85196,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170819),(10195,7338,'and then pulled an all-nighter.\n',20170210),(10195,797,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20171020),(10195,4137,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170429),(74021,5030,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170309),(74021,968,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170419),(87045,3009,'A diva who specializes in risqu\'e arias is an off-coloratura soprano...\n',20171004),(87045,2153,'Death is life\'s way of telling you you\'ve been fired.\n',20171106),(56453,2993,'busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.\n',20170509),(56453,2306,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20180213),(56453,5606,'has been discontinued.\n',20180423),(74672,9406,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170129),(74672,8360,'government at all.\n',20180323),(34961,8504,'Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted\n',20170109),(34961,5195,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20170817),(34961,4612,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20171123),(37165,3345,'once.\n',20180316),(61316,1163,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170818),(61316,1155,'Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the\n',20170612),(71771,7259,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170820),(69690,8631,'immune to bullets\"\n',20170316),(94295,8716,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170921),(94295,4329,'Beware of low-flying butterflies.\n',20170904),(24805,6059,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20171214),(24805,1999,'        But this output can be\n',20170127),(24805,8773,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20170822),(36721,9372,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170813),(36721,9559,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20170825),(78426,6659,'are 50-50 it will.\n',20170526),(10304,5536,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20171025),(10304,3841,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20171216),(10304,4591,'        will find the programmers cannot write in English.\n',20170609),(82321,1923,'University: Like a software house, except the software\'s free, and it\'s\n',20180202),(82321,3904,'to worry.\n',20170417),(82321,6636,'shortest, though.\n',20170930),(50370,2595,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170926),(50370,3623,'Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.\n',20170513),(55509,6884,'nothing.\n',20170728),(55509,551,'                even.\n',20180111),(55509,8631,'LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality.\n',20180427),(13965,7107,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170514),(13965,9087,'to worry.\n',20171004),(88157,2668,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20180325),(88157,9137,'Give thought to your reputation.  Consider changing name and moving to\n',20170125),(10843,2937,'Go \'way!  You\'re bothering me!\n',20170910),(80473,388,'Velilind\'s Laws of Experimentation:\n',20171102),(80473,6701,'miss\n',20171229),(80473,746,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170306),(49419,6129,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171024),(49419,4915,'        The apple fermented\n',20180203),(33710,8997,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20170319),(33710,1046,'it holds the universe together...\n',20180205),(46823,8629,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20170707),(46823,7459,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170314),(85646,3623,'Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is\n',20170107),(90947,2365,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170711),(90947,2151,'be hard to understand.\n',20180207),(90947,9669,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20170817),(35247,5468,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170321),(35247,5517,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170731),(59990,709,'Whether you can hear it or not\n',20180220),(59990,6292,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20170405),(64788,1087,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170817),(14627,9214,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20170427),(14627,3521,'take a bath...\n',20171205),(43190,2910,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170402),(77949,2049,'A computer, to print out a fact,\n',20170520),(77410,1753,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170130),(77410,3770,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20180321),(40230,6964,'fur coat.\n',20171130),(40230,8698,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20180418),(54959,1552,'When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.\n',20170822),(54959,4062,'Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking\n',20170104),(20309,5195,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170620),(20309,1574,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170915),(71860,183,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170517),(71860,2002,'\n',20170405),(88734,1960,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170509),(88734,924,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20171203),(67059,7837,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180126),(16796,2735,'Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.\n',20180119),(16796,3072,'     If an item is advertised as \"under $50\", you can bet it\'s not $19.95.\n',20171110),(16796,3190,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20170125),(89475,2272,'                -- Anatole France\n',20180424),(10425,5778,'Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.\n',20170806),(10425,8759,'If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances\n',20171103),(10425,1004,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20170926),(21722,2910,'A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no\n',20180109),(21722,2071,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170325),(75176,4652,'                -- H. L. Mencken\n',20170204),(17016,8521,'Worst Month of 1981 for Downhill Skiing: January.  The lines are the\n',20170407),(17016,4687,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170226),(17016,6625,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170410),(40206,3517,'headed.\n',20170605),(40206,1552,'\n',20170606),(59619,8418,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170218),(96185,4143,'crystallography weenies.\n',20170719),(96185,8059,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180131),(91470,1127,'Rivers are damp;\n',20180228),(91470,6077,'I think that I shall never see\n',20170917),(20054,9924,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170428),(20054,3841,'He did his very best to make\n',20170215),(20054,11,'and last month in advance.\n',20170617),(60727,89,'eyes...\"\n',20170204),(60727,4682,'a cynic\'s eyes to improve his vision.\n',20180223),(60727,5157,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170910),(67796,9712,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20180305),(21346,1600,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20171221),(44405,1926,'get any programs at all and take what they get.\n',20170821),(44405,6114,'happens.\n',20170218),(62174,5616,'                -- Hawkwind\n',20171109),(62174,8698,'And a Sun Myung Moon!\n',20170331),(62174,7420,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20171015),(54595,5865,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20180302),(95083,8995,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20170708),(95083,1390,'but that\'s because it\'s the best book on anything for the layman.\n',20170617),(95083,1001,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170524),(19094,9347,'The middle of the night.\n',20171216),(31704,1599,'means the price went way up.\n',20170514),(62843,1988,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20180325),(62843,7837,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20170909),(56473,7478,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170921),(23602,284,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20180423),(24447,4461,'If a listener nods his head when you\'re explaining your program, wake\n',20171208),(24447,9677,'never have to stop and answer the phone.\n',20170523),(85965,8650,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180324),(85965,4987,'Cleveland still lives.  God _m_u_s_t be dead.\n',20170528),(85965,9030,'It never does quite what I want\n',20171018),(42122,9780,'The answer is 42.\n',20180101),(99293,5561,'You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You\'ll learn a lot\n',20170424),(99293,3470,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20170120),(85574,3322,'himself from the sphere of exaction.\n',20180430),(32171,8426,'        live.\n',20180330),(68146,9162,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170911),(68146,737,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170131),(10945,6765,'Good day to avoid cops.  Crawl to school.\n',20171222),(26535,3581,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170401),(58617,8421,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20170423),(35130,6503,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170419),(87637,4576,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20171017),(46650,3517,'nothing.\n',20170812),(46650,8622,'\"Really ??  What a coincidence, I\'m shallow too!!\"\n',20171115),(46650,7820,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170420),(16547,8249,'listings or the object deck.\n',20180119),(16547,8071,'                even.\n',20171208),(73321,9030,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20170624),(73321,4063,'        Science is true.  Don\'t be misled by facts.\n',20170910),(73321,1581,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20170816),(99277,2403,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170713),(99277,3470,'        No more than debris,\n',20170519),(99277,2075,'Stay away from hurricanes for a while.\n',20180414),(25632,8727,'\n',20180413),(25632,3139,'it made.\n',20170215),(21624,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170314),(21624,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180413),(21624,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170109),(21624,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170102),(31531,1701,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20180313),(31531,842,'        2.  If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data\n',20170728),(31531,712,'\n',20171011),(55748,6767,'\"All my friends and I are crazy.  That\'s the only thing that keeps us\n',20170715),(55748,9624,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20171008),(54193,3244,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20170901),(54193,1127,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20171012),(54106,5966,'\n',20170311),(39533,7275,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20180319),(19809,5606,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170224),(19809,3471,'But scientists, who ought to know\n',20170918),(81744,8061,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20171122),(29373,5383,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180331),(93718,7333,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170205),(34551,7609,'Justice: A decision in your favor.\n',20170523),(34551,1202,'None: \"We\'ll document it in the manual.\"\n',20171016),(34551,3635,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170512),(62536,8132,'variable.\"\n',20170312),(62536,2834,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20180425),(62536,3776,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170706),(93487,1852,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20170131),(93487,2227,'None: \"We\'ll fix it in software.\"\n',20170123),(93487,3776,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170619),(27323,6127,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20170829),(27323,2986,'Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.\n',20170610),(27323,7130,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170316),(26126,7305,'Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient.  Don\'t believe a\n',20180330),(89028,9621,'Who ate a green apple and died.\n',20180420),(89028,1190,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20180129),(18266,9529,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180324),(18266,4414,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20171228),(18266,1329,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20180205),(18005,8663,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20180330),(61305,4193,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170408),(61305,5605,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170921),(61305,6958,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170121),(81589,8004,'America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism\n',20170411),(81589,9520,'                   \"Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers\"\n',20180307),(81589,5648,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20180227),(16345,3973,'shoes.\n',20180417),(16345,2573,'But only what I tell it.\n',20171127),(16345,2152,'\n',20180114),(51007,9372,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170515),(51007,8004,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20170221),(51007,3904,'Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of\n',20170327),(86589,1728,'Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.\n',20171206),(86589,7509,'Familiarity breeds attempt\n',20180117),(85678,9768,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170428),(85678,1393,'Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.\n',20171217),(85678,8620,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20171216),(31168,932,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20170415),(21951,1649,'                -- George Saunders\' dying words\n',20170420),(21951,3869,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20171230),(21951,1329,'        hits the paper.\n',20170907),(65012,6702,'                -- Charlie McCarthy\n',20170625),(68483,7420,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20180323),(68483,3357,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170208),(46848,2910,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20170208),(46848,8418,'If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.\n',20170713),(46848,1973,'Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of\n',20171118),(18194,4329,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20171126),(18194,7331,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20170311),(18194,2443,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20170208),(76079,1056,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20170305),(76079,8729,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170603),(71924,8932,'Afternoon very favorable for romance.  Try a single person for a\n',20171128),(71924,5282,'                -- Paul McCracken\n',20170602),(71924,7927,'...And malt does more than Milton can\n',20170512),(91771,8367,'today.\n',20180330),(48720,8121,'Ten years of rejection slips is nature\'s way of telling you to stop\n',20170531),(71645,4987,'                -- W. C. Fields\n',20170708),(71645,4930,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20171006),(71645,5628,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20170507),(73494,4286,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20171015),(73494,43,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20171011),(73494,9007,'programmers.\n',20171031),(13357,3490,'Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.\n',20171026),(23414,158,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170602),(23414,7262,'after the age of 12.\n',20171222),(23414,1563,'                -- Carl Zwanzig\n',20170929),(66774,6878,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20170207),(66774,8642,'Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you\'re still a rat.\n',20170423),(66774,2735,'        other.\n',20180102),(15655,6129,'The billows smooth and bright --\n',20170325),(77612,232,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170323),(77612,3490,'of another.\n',20180427),(31738,6575,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20170313),(74030,9007,'Real Programmers don\'t write in PASCAL, or BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko\n',20180323),(74030,124,'SPELL quiche.  They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food.\n',20170318),(70277,43,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170204),(70277,8114,'BLISS is ignorance\n',20180106),(53702,2806,'incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.\n',20170709),(53702,8629,'pedestrians.\n',20170924),(18665,9712,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20171207),(18665,2526,'First Rule of History:\n',20170216),(99315,6015,'Razors pain you;\n',20170628),(99315,4062,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20180413),(99315,764,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170407),(49619,1306,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180404),(49619,6986,'Chicken Soup:  An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of\n',20180421),(49619,2573,'price went up.  The label \"ALL NEW\", \"COMPLETELY NEW\", or \"GREAT NEW\"\n',20171220),(66639,143,'aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.  The only ailment chicken\n',20171011),(66639,1144,'soup can\'t cure is neurotic dependence on one\'s mother.\n',20170502),(66639,2918,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170607),(54398,3384,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170205),(54398,6186,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171220),(56881,8176,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170902),(31238,4507,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20180228),(31238,4193,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170928),(22064,1894,'to date.\n',20170727),(27295,9222,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20170128),(81227,4354,'>from where you left them to where you can\'t find them.\n',20180218),(82650,7315,'tickets.\n',20171016),(15403,5011,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20180108),(15403,2241,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20170614),(63709,3865,'means the price went way up.\n',20170301),(63709,7830,'Kin: An affliction of the blood\n',20170525),(85259,9103,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20171009),(85259,8109,'\"Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from\n',20171008),(54817,9768,'The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up\n',20170120),(72895,346,'Only God can make random selections.\n',20170818),(15552,8176,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170203),(15552,1552,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20170123),(15552,5042,'\n',20170518),(35527,8949,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170829),(79379,4542,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20180205),(79379,3199,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180205),(41833,5043,'a new town.\n',20180111),(69601,3992,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20170317),(17886,7305,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20171128),(84446,7093,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170823),(84446,8431,'computer crashes.\n',20170407),(43476,5003,'road to the drug store, but that\'s just peanuts to space.\n',20180406),(29211,2274,'SHIFT TO THE LEFT!  SHIFT TO THE RIGHT!\n',20171212),(29211,158,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20180416),(39939,1623,'Save energy: be apathetic.\n',20170730),(26442,2420,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170712),(26442,9222,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170228),(26442,3595,'pedestrians.\n',20170929),(80830,4892,'Adult: One old enough to know better.\n',20170127),(80830,1266,'Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn\'t mean he\n',20170816),(86488,4381,'You might as well live.\n',20180327),(86488,3755,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20170415),(39932,4149,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170930),(39932,9,'once.\n',20170828),(39932,5468,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170520),(50487,5784,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20171013),(50487,3904,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20180113),(98981,8716,'The past always looks better than it was.  It\'s only pleasant because\n',20170227),(98981,1851,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170925),(50276,5539,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20170621),(50276,5091,'in God.\n',20171016),(50276,7181,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20170826),(28876,3640,'that is not being talked about.\n',20180117),(31002,8172,'\n',20180118),(33942,8233,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20170701),(39197,8193,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20171122),(32278,2886,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20171026),(32278,5702,'Noncombatant: A dead Quaker.\n',20170103),(32278,9267,'Ducharm\'s Axiom:\n',20171215),(69508,4470,'described with pictures.\n',20170109),(69508,8063,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170803),(15543,709,'government at all.\n',20170430),(15543,8727,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170405),(15543,786,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20180104),(42732,134,'knows what it is.\n',20171123),(42732,8657,'                -- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet\n',20180410),(72091,968,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20171204),(72091,1973,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20170926),(72091,7378,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170816),(71587,9214,'        Western Civilization?\n',20170607),(62922,6148,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20180319),(62922,9791,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20171203),(62922,6789,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20171014),(29841,3187,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20171225),(29841,3629,'certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.\n',20171016),(39077,2809,'it holds the universe together...\n',20170422),(39077,6085,'The middle of the night.\n',20170323),(39077,8187,'The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the\n',20171004),(81983,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180319),(81983,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170514),(49293,143,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180104),(49293,4352,'        But this output can be\n',20171109),(51323,4193,'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.\n',20180127),(90470,5927,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170119),(65317,7894,'tobacco in between.\n',20170604),(33789,3517,'                -- G. B. Shaw\n',20171230),(33789,5519,'As I was passing Project MAC,\n',20170804),(26555,3629,'A language that doesn\'t affect the way you think about programming is\n',20180109),(26555,2513,'System/3!  System/3!\n',20170802),(86015,7780,'easy to handle:  You\'ve solved the wrong problem.  Work hard to\n',20170601),(86015,8025,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20171117),(84449,517,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20170723),(96578,5157,'Who do you trust?\n',20170908),(83338,9137,'        While her lover lamented\n',20170919),(83338,9314,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20180220),(83338,793,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170205),(25944,5396,'God isn\'t dead, he just couldn\'t find a parking place.\n',20170213),(25944,9375,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20170704),(83482,9087,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20171012),(83482,9877,'means the price went way up.\n',20180111),(83482,4029,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20180330),(21200,3213,'tobacco in between.\n',20170526),(21200,8468,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170222),(73934,5561,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170823),(73934,6210,'                -- Woody Allen.\n',20170318),(73934,871,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170630),(99903,2153,'If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied\n',20171029),(99903,61,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170525),(99903,1001,'automation?\n',20170628),(96206,8442,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170528),(96206,1107,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170602),(96206,9373,'Every bug had seven manifestations;\n',20170615),(66036,7454,'it.\n',20170902),(48563,7830,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20180323),(14880,9319,'In a chronodimensional skip.\n',20180212),(14880,1783,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20170727),(14880,9406,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20171211),(86695,4659,'        3) \"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn\'t be\n',20170425),(86324,9768,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170429),(86324,8025,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170409),(86324,5091,'It used to point to me,\n',20180104),(46926,574,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20171017),(46926,8541,'And the clean ones so seldom are comical.\n',20180310),(89897,3357,'mistake when you make it again.\n',20180414),(61511,9192,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20170224),(61511,6114,'A: Both of them.\n',20171230),(48466,9776,'they ought to be.  Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out\n',20170523),(48466,8622,'Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.  Take an elephant to lunch.\n',20171114),(89162,8416,'Succumb to natural tendencies.  Be hateful and boring.\n',20170904),(89162,4591,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20171108),(60436,1670,'executive.\n',20170702),(82014,2433,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.  Now, if they\'d only\n',20171028),(39944,3187,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170711),(27901,8727,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170102),(27901,5843,'breath is called the listener.\n',20171117),(27901,5616,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170605),(73568,8979,'means the price went way up.\n',20171021),(73568,8498,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20171031),(88572,3865,'full days you don\'t get.  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.\n',20171126),(88572,8176,'It\'s not that I\'m afraid to die.  I just don\'t want to be there when it\n',20180406),(88572,2035,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20171114),(57810,9064,'If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens\n',20180202),(88871,649,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20180111),(88871,6239,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20171203),(88871,8949,'                -- John Barrymore\'s dying words\n',20170224),(37765,9599,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20171002),(37765,8360,'Nooses give;\n',20170128),(97310,3595,'Real Programmers\' programs never work right the first time.  But if you throw\n',20170414),(27537,2953,'99 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170123),(27537,3589,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20180308),(27537,1190,'Kinkler\'s Second Law:\n',20171213),(19730,1794,'Question:\n',20180420),(69695,4286,'Real Programmers don\'t write in FORTRAN.  FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and\n',20171011),(69932,6262,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170909),(69932,5865,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20170119),(32012,871,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20170115),(32012,5412,'The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that you have\n',20171006),(32012,6579,'\n',20170808),(65502,4318,'describe the picture.  Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately\n',20170903),(10334,493,'None.  The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of\n',20180120),(53581,2755,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20180126),(40617,537,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20180424),(40617,718,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20170502),(40617,8773,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170726),(84215,4207,'They\'re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!\n',20170610),(84215,1519,'People will buy anything that\'s one to a customer.\n',20170522),(84215,3137,'It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice\n',20180129),(60821,1404,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170816),(60821,4470,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20170618),(60821,5043,'The pot\'s at the other end.\n',20171212),(62355,3483,'What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.\n',20170427),(62355,6275,'be hard to understand.\n',20170816),(89668,6154,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20180129),(89668,1782,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20171016),(89668,5323,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170225),(21661,9469,'There\'s no point in being grown up if you can\'t be childish sometimes.\n',20170830),(21661,8778,'        The mouse dissolved\n',20180110),(21661,3199,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170314),(25786,9469,'Rivers are damp;\n',20171111),(25786,9434,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170607),(54303,8172,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170625),(87245,9615,'The middle of the night.\n',20170912),(87245,8716,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170710),(40082,8698,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170918),(40082,4059,'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\n',20171124),(90460,4951,'            Smoke a friend today.\n',20170508),(65757,6185,'Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and\n',20171202),(81905,7331,'\n',20180120),(79494,345,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170119),(35248,4859,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170512),(35248,6589,'I don\'t do booze,\n',20180102),(35248,8559,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180130),(85971,871,'\"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.\"\n',20170226),(49306,7837,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20170830),(93721,8513,'Ducharme\'s Precept:\n',20170426),(93721,3376,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20171224),(48724,4781,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170207),(48724,4149,'\n',20170820),(48724,1574,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180303),(43549,1625,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20171101),(36132,7416,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171111),(46309,4699,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170302),(46309,3415,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20170520),(46309,8417,'World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\"\n',20170223),(27101,792,'knows what it is.\n',20170104),(27101,4352,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20171220),(27101,9630,'Chicken Little was right.\n',20170622),(85353,4717,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170919),(85353,8997,'        Support your right to bare arms!\n',20171025),(93251,339,'     \"How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?\"\n',20180130),(93251,6602,'The best book on programming for the layman is \"Alice in Wonderland\";\n',20171006),(49526,9372,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20180321),(49526,3046,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170720),(49526,3904,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170313),(66587,2559,'Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of\n',20171209),(66587,3345,'Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the\n',20170420),(65305,5784,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20171016),(65305,9372,'In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.\n',20180423),(65305,7272,'To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before\n',20171121),(19663,257,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180501),(27652,2993,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170511),(27652,4534,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20180425),(28618,4290,'create goyim?\"  The generally accepted answer is \"_s_o_m_e_b_o_d_y has to buy\n',20171129),(28618,5539,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20171224),(99378,174,'And since then has never benzene.\n',20180202),(99378,6572,'                -- Yiddish saying\n',20171218),(99378,3357,'     \"Like a bowl of sour cream?\" asked the other.  \"Why?\"\n',20170422),(49437,1344,'the morning.\n',20170715),(49437,3634,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180419),(49437,7780,'give it back to them.\n',20170405),(26458,3007,'                -- W. Somerset Maughm\n',20180402),(36195,1673,'Green light in A.M. for new projects.  Red light in P.M. for traffic\n',20171216),(36195,5043,'About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the\n',20170911),(48878,9974,'nothing.\n',20170203),(48878,493,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180128),(48878,4804,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20171021),(81476,5829,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20170826),(81476,5282,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170317),(81476,4961,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20180304),(24945,5478,'fix it, and ...\n',20170708),(24945,6480,'\"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from\n',20180225),(24945,9669,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20170330),(65167,5323,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170705),(65167,8538,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20171122),(65167,8249,'Absent: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed;\n',20170412),(56930,4063,'If at first you don\'t succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.\n',20170923),(71315,2403,'        Oh, dear, where can the matter be\n',20170316),(71315,1811,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170126),(71315,3776,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20171130),(19614,482,'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  And my advice to you is to\n',20180411),(33300,5593,'It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct\n',20171118),(38510,8476,'        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you\n',20180305),(38510,7297,'Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it\'s better than no\n',20170803),(38510,3517,'Computers are infalllible.\n',20170417),(48265,6393,'programming languages.\n',20170624),(48265,6656,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170303),(26189,6894,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20170916),(26189,2863,'Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.\n',20180202),(26189,2241,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180131),(17605,5344,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170221),(96740,4591,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170419),(96740,6656,'Stop searching.  Happiness is right next to you.\n',20180309),(96740,3323,'Don\'t go surfing in South Dakota for a while.\n',20171122),(66603,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170723),(66603,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20170713),(66603,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180411),(66603,1143,'SQL Symphony Concert',20180220),(73675,9583,'                -- Thomas Jefferson\n',20170115),(93941,8778,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20170202),(93941,2075,'tobacco in between.\n',20171018),(93941,968,'Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.\n',20170212),(32236,2834,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170312),(32236,6964,'                -- \"The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy\"\n',20180213),(32236,6625,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170327),(55838,4195,'Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic\n',20180414),(55838,9133,'to worry.\n',20180417),(56771,8729,'Death is nature\'s way of telling you to slow down\n',20170715),(56771,4681,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20171023),(21365,8566,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20171021),(21365,2338,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170813),(21365,1295,'Don\'t cook tonight -- starve a rat today!\n',20170302),(55745,1194,'A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she\'d look stout in a\n',20180301),(60868,5966,'\n',20170122),(60868,6595,'Wasting time is an important part of living.\n',20180427),(37197,2502,'automation?\n',20180106),(98492,5606,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170805),(98492,5478,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20171108),(98492,7837,'There was a young poet named Dan,\n',20170210),(13581,4554,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20180202),(43801,924,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20170416),(43801,1028,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20180328),(43801,816,'Acid -- better living through chemistry.\n',20171122),(85385,3463,'the light comes on.\n',20180210),(85385,3362,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20171201),(38086,9030,'A Lisp programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170415),(38086,1054,'        If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a\n',20171126),(38086,6004,'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.\n',20180203),(94175,9559,'See how it runs!  See how it runs!\n',20180116),(94175,6740,'                -- D. J. Hicks\n',20170307),(79603,8898,'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called\n',20180319),(79603,346,'                -- John Ciardi\n',20180118),(79603,9046,'        The attention span of a computer is only as long as its\n',20180127),(12841,6612,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170504),(12841,9319,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20170513),(76353,4941,'this sort of trash.\n',20171029),(76353,7927,'which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three\n',20170824),(57832,3896,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170327),(55727,2640,'immune to bullets\"\n',20171114),(55727,3484,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170416),(45109,5469,'knows what it is.\n',20170225),(45109,345,'Coronation: The ceremony of investing a sovereign with the outward and\n',20170923),(45109,1077,'eat.\n',20180413),(98566,8109,'Assure us that it must be so.\n',20180213),(98566,241,'\n',20170302),(92736,1659,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180131),(18879,3647,'When someone says \"I want a programming language in which I need only\n',20170603),(18879,3865,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170712),(18879,1520,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20170401),(95620,1386,'A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon.\n',20171029),(92834,18,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170915),(34368,2595,'        It runs all its programs in RPG!\n',20171113),(34368,3362,'Don\'t knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.\n',20170622),(37559,2809,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20180206),(37559,4687,'example.\n',20170419),(37559,7660,'Travel important today;  Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.\n',20170302),(29729,3046,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20180128),(43755,6101,'flag.\n',20170830),(43755,4414,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20180130),(43755,6595,'        it wasn\'t worth doing.\n',20180126),(36399,6156,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20171112),(36399,1785,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20180225),(87822,9414,'Tonight\'s the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20170927),(87822,8118,'Shining with all his might:\n',20170317),(13308,9362,'This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget\n',20170916),(13308,1056,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20171118),(46423,9660,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171118),(46423,2573,'                -- Herbert Hoover\n',20170128),(53004,8426,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170708),(53004,690,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170213),(53004,3878,'said, \"Life is like a bowl of sour cream.\"\n',20170119),(65543,3885,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180422),(32565,4029,'in students.\n',20180226),(25702,276,'Man Invented Alcohol,\n',20180415),(19997,5061,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20171112),(19997,8417,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170902),(37708,8158,'            points.\n',20170917),(37708,9612,'Minnie Mouse is a slow maze learner.\n',20170520),(37708,6154,'Let others think his heart is big,\n',20170922),(49514,7660,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20180321),(49514,5162,'It did not last; the devil howling \"Ho!\n',20170403),(66115,8663,'The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!\n',20170409),(38176,7035,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20180128),(38176,8433,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20170728),(45668,6436,'really make them think they\'ll hate you.\n',20180317),(45668,4448,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170121),(84083,1783,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170328),(84083,7271,'                -- Dr. Who\n',20171119),(84083,7837,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20171110),(71593,587,'I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.\n',20180202),(71593,9917,'And this was very odd, because it was\n',20170407),(71593,3589,'Every hack had seven bugs;\n',20170930),(60097,7181,'Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.\n',20180207),(60097,5839,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20171221),(60716,5478,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170414),(60716,9876,'listings or the object deck.\n',20180219),(60716,9190,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20171021),(76837,8909,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170720),(76837,5015,'Into space that is quite economical.\n',20171003),(76837,5157,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180208),(72622,3581,'        If Murphy\'s Law can go wrong, it will.\n',20170207),(72622,8804,'Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders\n',20170125),(72622,1673,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20171028),(98782,6105,'THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES\n',20180322),(98782,6178,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20180206),(98782,7888,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20171112),(10010,3581,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20180319),(10010,7711,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20180425),(10010,5201,'Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.\n',20180103),(96039,9214,'Would you like to play Global Thermo-nuclear War?\n',20170815),(40397,6589,'The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the\n',20171104),(69055,6722,'Time flies like an arrow\n',20170616),(56371,2404,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20170116),(56371,4591,'The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.\n',20171205),(96159,6239,'have nothing whatever to do with it.\n',20180102),(43747,6004,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170324),(34276,7364,'\n',20170112),(34276,6878,'taught how _n_o_t to.  So it is with the great programmers.\n',20180225),(37099,1649,'Naeser\'s Law:\n',20171004),(37099,9738,'Limericks are art forms complex,\n',20171018),(31527,4892,'\n',20170604),(31527,3046,'miss\n',20180105),(31527,706,'        other.\n',20170501),(40668,9917,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20170609),(40668,4938,'Xerox does it again and again and again and ...\n',20170723),(40668,9472,'What use is magic if it can\'t save a unicorn?\n',20171013),(84996,183,'        There is a slight loss of parity.\n',20180106),(61458,1028,'        when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of\n',20170817),(61458,3483,'it made.\n',20170406),(61458,3470,'As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.\n',20171108),(73368,9314,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170916),(73368,3799,'Hindsight is an exact science.\n',20170503),(54098,9016,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20180311),(82232,4982,'Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends\n',20171009),(82232,6136,'        Its monitor loses so totally!\n',20170713),(75732,9126,'>from the sun; there\'s a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone\n',20170818),(75732,6275,'One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they\n',20170826),(82692,7509,'I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts\n',20170611),(82692,6962,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20180329),(82692,1909,'Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:\n',20180215),(71364,6964,'\n',20180113),(71364,9660,'Corrupt: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.\n',20170707),(61959,7424,'Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.\n',20180320),(61959,8513,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170724),(81015,2559,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170331),(43277,3139,'What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.\n',20171024),(43277,5043,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20171019),(69095,1410,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170611),(71258,364,'            points.\n',20180322),(27299,5469,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20171014),(27299,3595,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20180116),(27299,9222,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170805),(70976,8804,'Flappity, floppity, flip\n',20170606),(70976,7927,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20171217),(70976,517,'I can\'t complain, but sometimes I still do.\n',20170822),(86561,3213,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170209),(14970,7297,'Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name.\n',20171009),(14970,1751,'programming languages.\n',20170709),(17863,2917,'\"That must be wonderful!  I don\'t understand it at all.\"\n',20170716),(65447,9325,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20171224),(65447,9260,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20180222),(65447,1643,'Their topics run chiefly to sex.\n',20170626),(42720,4930,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20180106),(42720,3779,'Good-bye.  I am leaving because I am bored.\n',20170904),(42720,786,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20170202),(10679,3244,'written and another for which it wasn\'t.\n',20170922),(10679,9325,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170723),(10679,6962,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20170329),(80991,3670,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170308),(80991,746,'The mouse on the m\"obius strip;\n',20170119),(80991,4273,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170917),(96055,6439,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20170430),(96055,1643,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20170118),(96055,5927,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20180311),(61784,183,'This login session: $13.99, but for you $11.88\n',20171110),(61784,5135,'Spend extra time on hobby.  Get plenty of rolling papers.\n',20170623),(87564,8380,'Excellent day to have a rotten day.\n',20180423),(87564,5478,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170409),(87564,9150,'Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting\n',20180331),(89466,1066,'When the government bureau\'s remedies do not match your problem, you\n',20170214),(89466,2502,'System/3!\n',20170526),(89466,1104,'Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.\n',20180415),(39415,517,'        Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by\n',20180409),(39415,4683,'immune to bullets\"\n',20170322),(39415,5714,'        Johnny\'s so long at the fair.\n',20180418),(13492,3,'                -- Jules de Gaultier\n',20170126),(13492,5313,'crystallography weenies.\n',20180130),(36220,7310,'\"The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start\n',20170807),(36220,8576,'                -- Albert Einstein\n',20180208),(71078,8068,'system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,\n',20170803),(71078,1978,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170728),(72672,3734,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20170807),(72672,8798,'Every manifestation had seven symptoms.\n',20171001),(72672,6148,'Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.\n',20171004),(87483,9319,'        Anything that can go wr\n',20170620),(87483,2749,'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining\n',20170719),(94381,55,'            points.\n',20180114),(94381,2677,'Don\'t feed the bats tonight.\n',20180110),(21208,5963,'God is a polythiest\n',20171205),(21208,2917,'flag.\n',20170819),(89811,1087,'there is nothing in it.\n',20170612),(89811,6521,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170402),(89811,4219,'You can create your own opportunities this week.  Blackmail a senior\n',20170923),(51636,3896,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20180105),(51636,9035,'it isn\'t here.\n',20170115),(51636,8657,'it made.\n',20180417),(88695,3826,'Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which\n',20170731),(43544,8121,'fur coat.\n',20180217),(43544,89,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170710),(43544,3992,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20170420),(72159,5966,'poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal\n',20180126),(48821,5042,'coughing.\"\n',20170206),(48821,2831,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180109),(82256,8883,'I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do\n',20171229),(31349,3251,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170807),(31349,8521,'Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.\n',20170324),(35118,2033,'variable.\"\n',20171116),(35118,8727,'bogglingly big it is.  I mean, you may think it\'s a long way down the\n',20171013),(35118,8431,'middle of the machine room.\n',20170418),(34591,1104,'Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.\n',20171021),(95632,6986,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20180404),(95632,8698,'Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your\n',20180329),(30333,9406,'101 blocks of crud on the disk!...\n',20171116),(30333,9558,'There\'s no future in time travel\n',20170813),(18546,5385,'The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided\n',20170312),(39260,4583,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20170405),(39260,4207,'Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170203),(39260,2677,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170512),(78744,4286,'Fifth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20170517),(78744,2400,'Don\'t tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.\n',20180418),(78744,3570,'A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well\n',20180327),(46908,9771,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20180323),(46908,8631,'in students.\n',20180307),(46908,1087,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170323),(61489,6801,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170817),(19126,3213,'     An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.\n',20170515),(14930,7242,'Got Mole problems?\n',20170601),(14930,3201,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20170513),(57192,2735,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170523),(85101,158,'it holds the universe together...\n',20171025),(85101,506,'to justify God\'s ways to man\n',20170923),(48420,8421,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20171025),(48420,3199,'eat.\n',20180421),(55625,9190,'Silverman\'s Law:\n',20171118),(68726,2311,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20171103),(68726,1811,'Screw up your courage!  You\'ve screwed up everything else.\n',20171125),(68726,988,'                -- Bill Hoest\n',20171211),(31158,4485,'                even.\n',20170501),(88365,2092,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20170507),(55913,9267,'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board\n',20170712),(55913,136,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170507),(55913,1542,'I can resist anything but temptation.\n',20170211),(40726,7272,'        Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.\n',20170316),(94796,1563,'Vote anarchist\n',20170903),(94796,5396,'        (Waiter exits, returns)\n',20170406),(39168,6377,'        \"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?\"\n',20170628),(39168,1004,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170805),(39168,5858,'                -- Bruce Leverett\n',20180301),(26259,1056,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170311),(26259,9564,'the little hand is on the ....\n',20170520),(40543,8109,'it.\n',20170426),(40543,3640,'A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest\n',20180205),(28301,1799,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20170918),(28301,537,'shortest, though.\n',20170409),(83300,8367,'pedestrians.\n',20180316),(75261,4542,'Hello Dr. Falken.\n',20170503),(75261,624,'George Orwell was an optimist.\n',20170729),(75261,8932,'Idiot: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human\n',20171128),(48347,7181,'What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.\n',20170422),(48347,4965,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20180406),(25640,6965,'Anything labeled \"NEW\" and/or \"IMPROVED\" isn\'t.  The label means the\n',20180318),(25640,8132,'Re graphics:  A picture is worth 10K words -- but only those to\n',20180201),(64577,6845,'Razors pain you;\n',20170718),(91001,7737,'Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.\n',20170501),(51263,4286,'Waiter: \"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?\"\n',20171124),(51263,2443,'God said, \"Let Newton be,\" and all was light.\n',20180325),(51263,4702,'                -- La Rouchefoucauld\n',20170820),(30891,9,'Surprise due today.  Also the rent.\n',20170208),(30891,793,'                -- Bertold Brecht\n',20170104),(30891,2404,'And everywhere this language went,\n',20171128),(71288,8784,'body is better.\n',20180102),(46603,3826,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20170924),(37181,2274,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180126),(37181,9373,'Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.\n',20171013),(37181,388,'Things are more like they used to be than they are now.\n',20170216),(51953,8187,'\"You\'ll never be the man your mother was!\"\n',20170818),(51953,8798,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20170606),(51953,3046,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20170731),(60158,9150,'        live.\n',20170524),(60158,4461,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170409),(93467,2499,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20180310),(93467,9626,'Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.\n',20170416),(93467,1542,'Time is nature\'s way of making sure that everything doesn\'t happen at\n',20180224),(35886,7947,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171130),(35886,1171,'\"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is\n',20170305),(35886,792,'Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.\n',20180122),(97248,1104,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20171110),(93810,8158,'\"Why isn\'t there a special name for the tops of your feet?\"\n',20180322),(93810,4476,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20170805),(93810,4930,'God is a polythiest\n',20170612),(78802,4290,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170430),(78802,4534,'100 blocks of crud on the disk,\n',20170827),(67130,4461,'None: \"The user can work it out.\"\n',20170627),(70845,8548,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170611),(11987,8964,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20170221),(62131,7349,'        \"Diet.\"\n',20180115),(62131,5124,'Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.\n',20180318),(62131,8798,'Thou shalt reclaim it not.\n',20171129),(70172,2677,'What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!\n',20180314),(26869,2241,'\"It\'s Fabulous!  We haven\'t seen anything like it in the last half an\n',20170929),(67010,8207,'If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are\n',20170720),(60540,1998,'                -- Alan Perlis\n',20170802),(78917,4286,'        yourself as part of the problem.\n',20171105),(78917,8566,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170410),(35471,6379,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171204),(35471,4485,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20170912),(35471,8004,'\"Why be a man when you can be a success?\"\n',20171203),(87883,3266,'Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth...\"\n',20171221),(49165,8071,'Old programmers never die.  They just branch to a new address.\n',20180113),(49165,6439,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20170219),(75362,3940,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170929),(75362,3,'Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.\n',20170926),(96838,7390,'Don\'t believe everything you hear or anything you say.\n',20180125),(96838,5282,'It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the\n',20170430),(79264,8976,'this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is\n',20170806),(54507,8657,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170323),(54507,6767,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20180217),(54507,9469,'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain\n',20180323),(83626,968,'-Deep Thought\n',20170508),(83626,2875,'\"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.\"\n',20170123),(63130,9828,'Californians trying to share the experience.\n',20170819),(63130,1866,'FLASH!  Intelligence of mankind decreasing.  Details at ... uh, when\n',20180314),(30965,6210,'Honorable: Afflicted with an impediment in one\'s reach.  In legislative\n',20170429),(30965,3779,'\n',20170819),(20492,5753,'        But she started absorbin\'\n',20170727),(51382,126,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180428),(47763,7990,'                -- Foolish Dictionary\n',20171207),(52833,4859,'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n',20180213),(52833,7841,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20170613),(66758,3232,'The sun was shining on the sea,\n',20170204),(59273,5255,'                -- Groucho Marx\n',20170927),(68982,8187,'Q: How many IBM cpu\'s does it take to do a logical right shift?\n',20170914),(68982,3755,'not worth knowing.\n',20170417),(99928,8513,'-Deep Thought\n',20170621),(99928,5727,'Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.\n',20171130),(99928,7888,'Space is big.  You just won\'t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-\n',20170620),(78975,6602,'Nihilism should commence with oneself.\n',20170111),(78975,6148,'Avoid reality at all costs.\n',20170727),(37848,6753,'Question:\n',20170817),(37848,7460,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20171130),(19702,8559,'You\'ve been leading a dog\'s life.  Stay off the furniture.\n',20170131),(19702,8360,'somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.\n',20180109),(19702,3607,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20170630),(52121,6753,'nails.\n',20171016),(82020,4352,'I think it stupid of the Pig.\n',20180125),(82020,6572,'Waiter: \"Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?\"\n',20170429),(82020,9288,'Perhaps, unless the billboards fall\n',20171108),(61362,6669,'shoes.\n',20170114),(12049,9185,'        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n',20170312),(63320,1093,'        In any organization there will always be one person who knows\n',20170720),(63320,1994,'                -- Bellamy Brooks\n',20170703),(63320,5715,'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not\n',20180401),(78182,7820,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170303),(78182,8569,'Now I\'m protecting it.\n',20170914),(78182,1783,'A day for firm decisions!!!!!  Or is it?\n',20170331),(74274,3952,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20170629),(74274,7862,'Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last\n',20170517),(97421,70,'Fruit flies like a banana\n',20171217),(97421,2002,'If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?\n',20171112),(97421,2875,'One of the oldest problems puzzled over in the Talmud is: \"Why did God\n',20180129),(35039,2967,'        1.  If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only\n',20170714),(53577,3797,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20180214),(96343,9185,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20180413),(96343,5914,'say what I wish done,\" give him a lollipop.\n',20170514),(66963,2749,'Message will arrive in the mail.  Destroy, before the FBI sees it.\n',20171231),(46257,1410,'Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.\n',20170828),(46257,8620,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170124),(46257,8335,'The Universe is laughing behind your back\n',20180111),(46206,8504,'middle of the machine room.\n',20171116),(46206,3323,'Real Programmers don\'t write application programs; they program right down on\n',20180305),(46206,3190,'\"In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian.\"\n',20171007),(11487,3123,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180409),(11487,4892,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20180310),(11487,9325,'every six months.\n',20171029),(57235,5089,'I really hate this damned machine\n',20170715),(57235,1600,'It is the business of the future to be dangerous.\n',20180404),(57235,8605,'\"Matrimony isn\'t a word, it\'s a sentence.\"\n',20170519),(75090,4195,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170910),(75090,5135,'The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.\n',20171031),(38199,5605,'bomb.\n',20170119),(38199,7705,'happens.\n',20180410),(94102,7236,'\n',20170104),(94102,9110,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20170918),(34564,7711,'sane.\"\n',20170326),(34564,7698,'She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look that you could\n',20171108),(34564,3415,'Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggy\" until you can find a rock.\n',20170901),(26336,126,'        It\'s made by our favorite monopoly!\n',20170415),(26336,8753,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170628),(26336,5149,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20170101),(99826,388,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20170624),(99826,2195,'In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools\n',20180407),(99826,3750,'dispel a source of error in an opponent.\n',20170413),(22496,9558,'A closed mouth gathers no foot.\n',20170204),(22496,8663,'                -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)\n',20170121),(13345,9427,'                -- Gigo\n',20171230),(13345,18,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170719),(27383,9222,'Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n',20180103),(27383,1581,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20170913),(95954,4941,'If the input was short of exact.\n',20170802),(46827,5469,'        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n',20170116),(61940,3997,'In English, every word can be verbed.  Would that it were so in our\n',20171109),(61940,3376,'Optimization hinders evolution.\n',20170425),(51355,8306,'Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.\n',20180104),(51355,2789,'        They usually have virgins,\n',20170413),(12664,6965,'How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n',20170503),(24033,363,'-Deep Thought\n',20180425),(38737,1306,'Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered\n',20171006),(38737,6503,'                -- John O\'Hara\n',20170329),(77071,4004,'            points.\n',20170630),(94404,6105,'Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.\n',20170825),(94404,9087,'One can\'t proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.\n',20180424),(63155,8078,'                -- Herbert Prochnow\n',20180112),(63155,2918,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20170906),(63155,2189,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20171010),(37983,1202,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20171102),(37983,5659,'        If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don\'t want\n',20170817),(18212,9250,'Real Programmers don\'t play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to\n',20171014),(18212,8383,'A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the\n',20170323),(66247,9768,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20180325),(12901,7156,'Guns aren\'t lawful;\n',20180225),(12901,5030,'what it is I\'ll get married again.\n',20171104),(12901,5091,'And drugs cause cramp.\n',20171224),(55536,5512,'\"Qvid me anxivs svm?\"\n',20170121),(55536,2789,'        You can make it foolproof, but you can\'t make it\n',20180121),(22033,9246,'POP UP, PUSH DOWN, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE!\n',20171017),(93649,3266,'The new Congressmen say they\'re going to turn the government around.  I\n',20180416),(37841,3851,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20180405),(37841,2731,'whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.\n',20170829),(37841,6658,'to decadence without touching civilization.\n',20170515),(42097,9520,'effort to teach them good manners.\n',20170218),(90914,6878,'the bare metal.  Application programming is for feebs who can\'t do systems\n',20180111),(90914,1649,'                -- Elbert Hubbard\n',20170516),(90914,8158,'A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.\n',20180107),(36328,4143,'Things will be bright in P.M.  A cop will shine a light in your face.\n',20170723),(36328,6740,'You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn\'t need the first\n',20170419),(82489,1643,'in God.\n',20171011),(82489,8790,'If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.  But\n',20170806),(82489,7258,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20170727),(39788,1290,'If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.\n',20170412),(39788,1623,'                -- F. P. Jones\n',20180126),(70449,5468,'and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.\n',20170614),(67255,6129,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180221),(67255,4387,'Broad-mindedness: The result of flattening high-mindedness out.\n',20170708),(67255,2888,'Real Programmers don\'t write in COBOL.  COBOL is for wimpy applications\n',20170625),(60106,1973,'        Superiority is recessive.\n',20170822),(84286,7271,'that I can.\"\n',20180321),(42530,649,'                -- Macy\'s\n',20171113),(42530,5772,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170227),(42530,1404,'Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.\n',20170504),(77911,6878,'                --Oscar Wilde\n',20180327),(77911,4352,'        If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined\n',20171216),(68929,4699,'Half Moon tonight.  (At least its better than no Moon at all.)\n',20170614),(68929,3470,'                -- Clarence Darrow\n',20170924),(68929,6589,'You worry too much about your job.  Stop it.  You are not paid enough\n',20170410),(78483,7994,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171021),(78483,149,'exciting Delaware, New Jersy. (Home of Barry Fletcher!)\n',20170118),(32265,6595,'But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the\n',20170329),(32265,1604,'crystallography weenies.\n',20171009),(32265,7946,'Surprise your boss.  Get to work on time.\n',20170128),(90654,6239,'you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his\n',20170823),(73931,9559,'Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.\n',20180307),(12307,8068,'Shining with all his might:\n',20180316),(12307,2659,'A: Three.  One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those\n',20180220),(89559,9630,'Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic\n',20171118),(28661,5560,'Rocky\'s Lemma of Innovation Prevention\n',20170925),(19885,746,'Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.\n',20171226),(19885,4675,'\n',20180425),(28310,3284,'The Third Law:  You can only break even at absolute zero.\n',20170430),(28310,9906,'        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize\n',20180320),(27028,2206,'Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to\n',20180327),(51747,718,'\n',20180119),(51747,2984,'        Responsibility always exceeds authority.\n',20170401),(52902,7028,'Be different: conform.\n',20180403),(52902,9177,'                -- Joe Walsh\n',20170126),(52902,6986,'They also surf who only stand on waves.\n',20180108),(58673,4681,'Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption\n',20170614),(58673,5162,'There is something fascinating about science.  One gets such wholesale\n',20170928),(18900,7676,'We wish you a Hare Krishna\n',20170613),(18900,8777,'1st customer: \"I\'ll have tea.\"\n',20171122),(18900,3865,'        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.\n',20171121),(97160,2195,'                -- Pope John Paul I\n',20171111),(97160,9162,'Let Einstein be!\" restored the status quo.\n',20170130),(41461,7995,'Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.\n',20170318),(41461,8071,'Don\'t worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They\'re too\n',20180411),(49972,2227,'Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.\n',20180207),(49972,3297,'criticize, but if everybody hated you, you\'d be paranoid too.\n',20180219),(49972,8279,'Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery\n',20180428),(11458,517,'forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.\n',20170307),(11458,4683,'        And masculine urgin\'s,\n',20170221),(11458,2044,'        When it\'s converted to energy?\n',20171228),(67717,1046,'have poured on a waffle.\n',20170623),(89271,9427,'out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.\"\n',20170902),(89271,1104,'The answer is 42.\n',20170110),(89271,3745,'it\'s because they were up all night.\n',20171031),(88913,7660,'Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.\n',20180220),(21925,1574,'\"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.\"\n',20180415),(21925,6275,'The Pig, if I am not mistaken,\n',20180401),(21925,5287,'of another.\n',20180302),(32249,1960,'\n',20180106),(75168,2735,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170901),(30656,765,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20180330),(30656,7946,'And made cider inside her inside.\n',20171225),(30656,5240,'        A new hydrocarbon\n',20170729),(53926,5519,'flag.\n',20171024),(13388,7792,'Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.\n',20180419),(13388,6669,'aloud what the country could do under first-class management.\n',20180108),(27291,5004,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20170623),(27291,1519,'Never let your child play with a loaded carp.\n',20180328),(27291,2501,'Everyting should be built top-down, except the first time.\n',20180426),(69424,2875,'You patch a bug, and dump it again:\n',20170119),(69424,6136,'avoid responsibility with?\n',20171106),(69424,1393,'\"Contrariwise,\" continued Tweedledee, \"if it was so, it might be, and\n',20171018),(94706,8057,'\n',20180329),(94706,5269,'Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of\n',20170117),(20168,1811,'Corner, Vermont.\"\n',20171024),(10479,6292,'                -- Mark Twain\n',20180331),(83164,9432,'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.\n',20170319),(83164,1782,'Be free and open and breezy!  Enjoy!  Things won\'t get any better so\n',20171228),(83164,2581,'life.\n',20170110),(77494,3376,'                -- Hilaire Belloc\n',20171219),(77494,364,'have a lucky day this year.\n',20170526),(79544,3851,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20171012),(79544,2054,'Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.\n',20170211),(73974,7271,'How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20171218),(73974,1988,'California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.\n',20180310),(49336,1194,'100 blocks of crud!\n',20170106),(55206,2953,'to date.\n',20180131),(44567,1054,'                -- Fred Allen\n',20170324),(86949,8642,'        2) \"You and what army?\"\n',20170208),(86949,8826,'I wish that they would sell it.\n',20180301),(86949,8315,'                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.\n',20170923),(17581,9681,'Put your Nose to the Grindstone!\n',20170808),(17581,5195,'Today is the first day of the rest of the mess\n',20170407),(17581,9375,'Vote anarchist\n',20170908),(41619,8342,'If you make people think they\'re thinking, they\'ll love you; but if you\n',20180208),(41619,3156,'There\'s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn\n',20170625),(41619,5101,'                -- The Brigader, from Dr. Who\n',20170506),(39254,3376,'A limerick packs laughs anatomical\n',20180211),(75292,6878,'Accuracy: The vice of being right\n',20170317),(75292,1093,'be hard to understand.\n',20170707),(10025,2958,'                -- Adlai Stevenson\n',20170304),(10025,6436,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20171125),(10025,176,'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder\n',20170801),(78786,4485,'Nature and nature\'s laws lay hid in night,\n',20170529),(78786,5616,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20180309),(78786,4986,'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.\n',20170501),(12613,4193,'If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger\n',20170308),(12613,1851,'Ass: The masculine of \"lass\".\n',20170908),(88694,5004,'It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.\n',20170713),(88694,4534,'A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of\n',20171101),(97028,6999,'Next Friday will not be your lucky day.  As a matter of fact, you don\'t\n',20170213),(69223,134,'        reject the proposal.\n',20180416),(69223,6004,'it.\n',20170828),(59795,881,'Automobile: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down\n',20171221),(94257,3901,'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.\n',20180219),(94257,6801,'\"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn\'t\n',20170806),(41638,8790,'Ban the bomb.  Save the world for conventional warfare.\n',20180220),(97296,5560,'debugging sessions.\n',20180120),(97296,241,'Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.\n',20171120),(33751,5269,'99 blocks of crud!\n',20170516),(25148,4387,'\"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but\n',20170417),(25148,3382,'Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a\n',20180501),(34427,4287,'        The one who has the gold makes the rules.\n',20170621),(89144,5914,'Vitamin C deficiency is apauling\n',20170623),(89144,4351,'visible signs of his divine right to be blown skyhigh with a dynamite\n',20180422),(38535,1344,'\"There are three possibilities: Pioneer\'s solar panel has turned away\n',20170219),(38535,719,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20170701),(96737,2362,'    \"All flesh is grass\"\n',20170401),(96737,7401,'How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170303),(43864,8642,'It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.\n',20170407),(43864,2177,'Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.  It\'s easy to\n',20170302),(16267,8902,'        This person must be fired.\n',20170906),(16267,6503,'Computer programmers do it byte by byte\n',20180116),(16267,9288,'Gas smells awful;\n',20170630),(70163,7990,'Help a swallow land at Capistrano.\n',20170808),(70163,4884,'                -- Oscar Wilde\n',20170821),(70163,1750,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170415),(89590,2218,'                -- Senator Soaper\n',20170305),(89590,7474,'Cigarette: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of\n',20170828),(11884,1468,'elsewhere.\"\n',20171004),(52715,3444,'I\'ll never see a tree at all.\n',20170214),(52715,4006,'nails.\n',20171120),(52715,6015,'Murphy would be there to tell me\n',20170526),(19160,1046,'improve.\n',20170219),(98584,6101,'totally worthless.\n',20171129),(98584,7937,'As Will Rogers would have said, \"There is no such things as a free\n',20170823),(30253,2403,'will be temporarily canceled.\n',20170419),(16043,3896,'Dealing with failure is easy:  Work hard to improve.  Success is also\n',20171231),(16043,6439,'Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.\n',20170303),(16043,8657,'                -- Peggy Joyce\n',20170226),(12533,295,'                -- Salvor Hardin\n',20170324),(34886,6575,'Do not drink coffee in early A.M.  It will keep you awake until noon.\n',20170530),(34886,6993,'                -- Walt Kelly\n',20180212),(34886,70,'usable, and it works, and if it breaks they\'ll quickly tell you how to\n',20180101),(88526,8612,'Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.\n',20170521),(88526,4876,'Just because you\'re paranoid doesn\'t mean they AREN\'T after you.\n',20180120),(37062,6965,'\n',20171207),(37062,7820,'Boy: A noise with dirt on it.\n',20170707),(37062,315,'God is not dead!  He\'s alive and autographing bibles at Cody\'s\n',20170820),(52247,9310,'Paul Revere was a tattle-tale\n',20171230),(52247,5145,'Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his\n',20180202),(52247,7113,'USER n.: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.\n',20170527),(57893,8187,'Admiration: Our polite recognition of another\'s resemblance to\n',20170402),(86400,3378,'upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.\n',20171210),(86400,124,'Don\'t hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.\n',20171007),(20448,9319,'find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on\n',20180403),(20448,9590,'Day of inquiry.  You will be subpoenaed.\n',20170505),(20448,7297,'The National Short-Sleeved Shirt Association says:\n',20180101),(63188,769,'pedestrians.\n',20170315),(63188,6022,'one.\n',20170304),(63188,5323,'        Never test for an error condition you don\'t know how to\n',20170803),(29667,104,'There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be\n',20170707),(29667,5313,'-Deep Thought\n',20170128),(29667,1925,'        But the good ones I\'ve seen\n',20170309),(61607,1659,'programming.\n',20170914),(61607,9590,'Shining with all his might:\n',20180413),(96149,3323,'The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to\n',20170907),(96149,5606,'worst vegetable of next year.\n',20180312),(96149,6275,'It was the reader\'s CONS\n',20170813),(18216,9267,'Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your\n',20170809),(86238,5344,'I met a Quux with seven hacks.\n',20180328),(86238,3415,'the morning.\n',20170508),(86238,6575,'In a five year period we can get one superb programming language.  Only\n',20170221),(23499,4149,'Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.\n',20170712),(23499,517,'                -- Dorothy Parker\n',20170213),(24670,5519,'breath is called the listener.\n',20171128),(10293,2594,'                -- Kehlog Albran\n',20170823),(39091,7258,'their destitution of conscience.\n',20170630),(70128,3998,'Conway\'s Law:\n',20180201),(40604,4112,'        Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you\n',20170121),(40604,6636,'The Second Law: The most you can accomplish by working is to break\n',20170418),(40604,5963,'        All the easy problems have been solved.\n',20170827),(70217,3441,'WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE\n',20170421),(10518,1783,'How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?\n',20170310),(10518,3483,'works.\n',20180104),(82540,1066,'Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.\n',20170327),(82540,9372,'UFO\'s are for real: the Air Force doesn\'t exist.\n',20171110),(82540,797,'You may be recognized soon.  Hide.\n',20170712),(17745,9133,'revitalize the corner saloon.\n',20171019),(41085,8071,'Brain fried -- Core dumped\n',20170131),(41085,1623,'lightly greased.\"\n',20170509),(62769,3992,'                -- Peter S. Beagle\n',20180225),(62769,8012,'It\'s because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line\n',20170711),(62769,9828,'                -- Lewis Carroll\n',20180315),(11990,5735,'DeVries\' Dilemma:\n',20170104),(11990,4235,'Hire the morally handicapped.\n',20171206),(37703,8759,'Bringing computers into the home won\'t change either one, but may\n',20170704),(37703,2206,'                -- Maxwell Smart\n',20170901),(37703,2044,'Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in\n',20170415),(67975,8667,'What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.\n',20171122),(75464,1404,'Lunatic Asylum: The place where optimism most flourishes.\n',20170502),(75464,8040,'                -- Arthur Naiman\n',20171022),